#I'd still smash
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Y'all!
Okay, but like, what if Drift stayed a decepticon, AS a bounty hunter?
I have so much faith in Drift's combat skills that he would fuck Bumblebee up, down, on the side, seven days a week and twice on Sundays. like god 𝘥𝘢𝘺𝘶𝘮!
#I'd still smash#transformers#notice me tumblr#rid15#rid2015#robots in disguise 2015#drift#robots in disguise#rid drift#transformers drift
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YOU’VE BEEN BOBOOPED 🫵🏻
NOOO
#its too early for this#catgirl bob joan never thought I'd say that#bob joan#she haunts my mind#but hey#I'd still smash#joan ferguson
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toxic yaoi this toxic yuri that and you won't even fuck the parasocial tumblr anon. actually scratch this I misread the original post I thought it said they thought your posts were a true reflection of THEMSELF
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something about albert wesker.. he gets drunk at brunch and pays for nothing. i get that energy from him.
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I tried an anime filter on her and it looked like that...
#that's...odd#I'D STILL SMASH#she looks so different#sims 4#sims 4 screenshots#sims 4 maxis match#sims 4 simblr#simblr#sims 4 cas#sims cas#ts4#ts4 simblr#sims screenshots#ts4 screenshots
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—Sebastian Sallow Headcanons; pt. 2
• The Pros and Cons of being with him •
These are just some of the headcanons that might manifest if you ever think about dating this one of a kind man, Sebastian Sallow. Once again, these are my personal thoughts, so take them with a grain of salt. None of these screenshots belong to me. All credits to their respective creators and owners! 💚
・❥・ PROS
Being with Sebastian is like a breath of fresh air every single day.
Even in the most mundane of moments, he won't be short of new things and experiences to enjoy with you. He makes sure that you're always happy in his presence that every time you have to spend some time apart, you can't wait to see and be with him again.
Your safety and security is top-priority to him, in more ways than one.
He has no qualms in joining you break the curfew to go adventuring in the highlands. Whenever he gets the chance, he slips a vial (or five) of Wiggenweld Potions into your robes in case you go fighting spiders, trolls, and Ashwinders without him. And when you come back to the castle with scratches or marks on you, best believe he will fuss over you regardless if you're in public.
But it's the little things that really matter to him.
Whenever you spend the night in his dorm, he ensures you're comfortable in his bed; grabbing extra pillows, giving you an extra blanket so you don't end up struggling with him over it, and casting a warming charm over the foot of the bed to keep your feet cozy.
He might even start to buy ribbons or hair ties for when you need them but don't have any on you at the moment. You're thirsty? He has another water canteen for you. Your seasonal allergies bothering you? He's got another set of handkerchiefs just for you. Your neck hurts from being hunched over while reading? He won't even hesitate to massage the back of your neck in soothing motions. You missed breakfast? Don't worry, he pocketed and kept warm a bunch of fresh muffins just for you.
When you get sick, you can only imagine the things he would do to nurse you back to health.
Sebastian is actually an expert in time management. It doesn't matter if he has classes in fifteen-minutes. He would have asked the house elves to prepare you a hearty bowl of vegetable soup, personally brought it to your bed in the Hospital Wing, and he would truly spoon feed you without hesitation. He would also do all your missed homework for you, and duplicate all his notes for you to go through once you're well. And he will see to it that you're nursed back to health by hook or by crook. He will sneak up to the Hospital Wing in the middle of the night just to check if you're sleeping well, or if you're awake and you need anything from him. He's very, very caring.
Of course, not everyone is a fan of the Hero of Hogwarts.
So, when he hears some students spreading nasty rumors about you, or badmouthing you, he will see to it that this kind of defamation ends within the span of a day. He will not allow anyone to talk bad about you, and would protect your reputation to the best of his abilities; even if he has to... dirty his hands a lot.
You will always feel loved by him, in all the sense of the word.
Even though he would be mindful of his public displays of affection—he actually likes to keep more intimate moments with you a bit more private and "for his eyes only"—he doesn't shy away from holding your hand in public. One of the simple things he enjoys doing is to guide you around with his hand on the small of your back, always keeping physical contact with you. Sweet kisses, hugs, comforting words, unexpected and unprompted gifts, catching him staring at you lovingly (and him denying this cutely), and being at your beck and call are just some of the things he loves to give you.
Beyond the surface, he is actually very in-tune with you and how you fair in the relationship.
Sebastian can perfectly read a person within a given time period. He managed to become Ominis' best friend, who is quite aloof and very guarded. This is because Sebastian has a way of appealing to people in a genuine way. This quality of his definitely extends to your relationship with him. He already senses when you had a bad morning, or when you're not in the mood for anything. He also doesn't push you to explain yourself if you don't want to. He will, however, do whatever to make you feel seen and heard in the moment, and won't invalidate your feelings... as long as you see eye to eye.
→ His romantic and compassionate gestures would grow even further once you've both graduated from Hogwarts, and are free to explore the full extent of your relationship.
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・❥・ CONS
He is aware of the weight of his baggage in life, and is quite stubborn about it.
(This one's not so much of a disadvantage but just something to keep an eye on).
Dealing with a lot of traumatic events and death of family members since childhood is bound to change anybody, and Sebastian is no exception. And since things just kept piling up on top of the other as he grows older, he is surprisingly stubborn and immovable about the things that has happened to him. The devastation of Anne's curse and the subsequent death of Solomon had left an indelible mark on his own perception of himself.
If there's one thing about him that you should know, it is that he refuses to be treated as a helpless victim of circumstances. Even if you're coming from a place of good intentions and wanting to help him overcome his trauma, he doesn't like to be helped unless he asks for it. And more often than not, he prefers to bury his emotional torment under a cool and controlled façade.
Talking about wanting to help him heal from his past is one way to push him into becoming emotionally detached from you. He'd rather swallow all the hurt than trying to heal from them; because dealing with them, no matter how beneficial it can be for him, will make him face his perceived weaknesses and supposed failures in life. And if you really push him to talk to you about these things, he will end up projecting all that trauma onto you and the relationship to "give you a taste" of what you're asking for.
With that said, he won't allow you to sway him from things he set his mind into—even if those things are deadly for him and the people around him.
To understand Sebastian, you only need to observe why he does the things he do. He doesn't do things without a purpose, without reason. But when his reasoning becomes severely clouded by his need to succeed, no amount of effort to persuade him otherwise will help your cause. In his mind, you're either with him, or against him. This laser-sharp focus and tunnel-vision can be viewed in a positive light. But too much of something can lead to the worst outcomes. And in his oldest friend's words, "he doesn't know when to stop." He doesn't go to sleep when he's tired, he goes to sleep when he's done. And while that is an attractive quality to a certain point, he doesn't know his limitations. That means he won't stop unless he gets what he sought out to achieve, even with the risk of life and limb.
In the same vein, he will do absolutely anything to get what he wants; and won't take no for an answer.
The ends justify the means for Sebastian. While he can be the type to think before he acts, what usually happens is that he thinks at the same time he acts. And if you ruminate about it, that kind of behavior can be quite alarming due to the notion that he thought about the repercussions or the moral standing of a certain action, yet still acting upon it. He knows what he's doing is wrong but have no problem justifying what he does without hesitation. In a life or death situation, this kind of attitude is beneficial because he can think quick on his feet. But you're not faced with life-threatening situations every single day. This makes you wonder... what kind of moral standards does he have on a regular basis? And what would happen to you if you get in the way of his plans?
On top of it, since he knows how to appeal to people's feelings, he doesn't hesitate to use that to his advantage very well.
Simply put, he knows which buttons to push in order to get you in his side. He will try to make you see that he's doing very questionable—or even downright heinous—things for the greater good. And he can do it in the most genuine, convincing way. He knows that you're attached to him, and he will monopolize on it for the other reason that he doesn't want to go against the person he loves.
But if you try to stand up against him, and try to persuade him into dropping what he's doing, his demeanor will immediately change. He will perceive your lack of cooperation as an act of betrayal, and will resort to other methods of manipulation.
And while he is also hurting from your direct disapproval, Sebastian can find ways to slowly but surely twist the nature of your relationship with him to get you to become co-dependent upon him to break down your defenses. This kind of tactic can eventually degrade the quality of your bond with him, and by extension, the way you behave with him over time.
If you decided to put your feet down and stand your ground against his decisions, best believe you're dead to him.
Sebastian can grieve the loss of his relationship with you, his beloved, but he won't ever let it show in public. It's as if he doesn't know you to begin with. In his mind, if you can betray him like that, then he shouldn't associate with you at all. No matter how painful it is to swallow the bitter pill of his new reality, he'll stiffen that upper lip and act as if it doesn't bother him at all. He is very, very stubborn.
(And yes, this is quite reflective of how he is with us post-credits because let's face it, him not speaking to us anymore was like a slap to the face. Even Duncan talks to us!)
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So, do the pros outweigh the cons for you?
#ngl i'd still smash 🙃#this has been sitting in my drafts for so long i just had to post this one#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow headcanon#sebastian sallow headcanons#sebastian sallow x mc#sebastian sallow x reader#hogwarts legacy#hogwarts legacy headcanons#sebastian sallow smut#sebastian sallow fluff
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Okay- listen- I love the DadBod!Sal HC as much as the next person but like
where is our proof.
#💭 ۫⠀ZEE ZEN.⠀୨୧⠀· ˚#my man is a whole as sticky boi#he only ever has the belly when he's just kinda standing there#no bc sal's body proportions are so confusing lmao#whatever i'd still smash#sal fisher#sally face#sal fisher x reader#sally face x reader
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me moving on from my childhood crush to his dad:
#((I'd smash Cordelia too))#((Yea I still like the Tsukiboys dw BUT HEAR ME OUTTT HIS DAD IS FIIIINEEE))#((i'm gonna sleep through his family tree like a bucket list/hj))#🥀nox moment#meme#diahell#diabolik lovers
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We were here gripping our blankets during the scene of don juan it was literal perfection and she just HAD to remove his mask like??? WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH THE MASK
I'm watching the phantom of the opera forbthe first time and i'm losing my mind I'M LOSING IT
#i'd still smash#WHY DID HIS HAIR CHANGE SKDJAKSKW I'M CRYING#this movie is just vibes no plot at all
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hugs for the Emperor
#thank you hugging mod for my life#the emperor bg3#the emperor x tav#githyanki tav#my tavs#tav: xa'rok#my gifs#so much clipping but his tentacles go bonk bonk against xa'rok's head during that hug#free gentle concussion#still in act 1 in skaro's game so no smashed blueberry look for xa'rok yet#I miss their tadpole look...come back to me ):#if modding the veins IN was less fiddly I'd do it but any time a mod requires fucking with the actual game files I get scared#alas
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#I'd absolutely smash#just once but I would still smash#hol horse#stardust crusaders#jojo's bizarre adventure
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THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTIIIIIIING Also, bonus: Height differences, ft. Chai
#hi fi rush#hi fi rush ocs#hi-fi rush#hi-fi rush ocs#hi-fi rush oc#hi fi rush oc#ramune(oc)#Red Velvet(oc)#chai hi fi rush#roquefort and macaron are mentioned#suggestive text?#Ramune didn't even need to ask 'in a fight right?' she knows her too well#also i kept thinking about how i described Red as 'almost as tall as Rekka' and so THE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE DISPLAY HAS ARRIVED#i'd say height chart but there's no measurements just cartoon proportion logic and vibes#Red is just the rest of the fandom @ roquefort#yes she hates him. yes he almost killed her once. yes she'd still smash. next question
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(ooc)
Fellas. I may go Insane.
#THEY'RE HERE AND I WANT TO BE WHACKING THINGS SO BADLY EVERY TIME I HOLD THEM#ooc#txt#kim pine#scott pilgrim merch#you can find these on the oni press website for $10 (not including shipping)#i need drums. real drums. to Smash Gently w these Sticks. Or Else.#((my grandmother played with my fucking emotions seeing these... ''oh we have a drum kit in the attic!'' ''wait really?! ... is it a +#+children's set.'' ''.... it's a children's set....''))#((i mean hey I'd still wail on em to get this feeling out but I am NOT going up there. there are. spiders. and things.))#((if you saw the uncropped outside of discord politely no you did not. nothing too revealing there i dont think but just in case!))
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i think i'm onto something
okay so as a seed apologist i gotta say i'm full of sh*t but hear me out because my delusions are onto something.
Burke is a son of a bitch. i love him but here's why—
he was the first to fire a shot over a rock.
he didn't care if it went south, they were going to be famous.
he left us in the helicopter that was on fire when our eyes were clearly open, and we were consciously looking around.
he ran away, hid like a pussy and waited until we were there to hold off the cultists.
he would've died without us and the only reason he was 'glad to see' us was bc of it.
even Earl knew that it wasn't the best time for an arrest.
he doesn't give a shit about the deputy, his actions were self purposed.
#far cry 5#conspiracy theories with jager#john seed#jacob seed#joseph seed#i won't apologize for faith bc i don't want to bang her#i'd still smash burke don't get me wrong#but my abandonment issues highlighted his cowardly ass#cameron burke
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i am a killer warrior
[ extended work on insta ]
tap for better quality
#maccadams#maccadam#transformers#tf fan art#transformers fanart#idw transformers#idw tf#tf idw#tf idw fanart#tf mtmte#mtmte fanart#mtmte#mtmte deathsaurus#decepticon deathsaurus#decepticon#prettiest mech with beast mode#hes my husband#i bet he got hella bitches too but idc i'd still smash#panel redraw
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