#I'd rather date a headless cockroach
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Hey loser how were you going to talk about ocean man and accidentally say tumblr when you don't want me to know you still lurk my blog like fuck offffff already thanks .-.
#this is for one creep and one creep only ps eat dog shit#i will never fucking date you get over it#sorry not sorry btw stop fucking touching me and stop stalking i will grate your dick over a salad and make you eat it as an appetizer#you are ugly and stupid and i hate golf#your taste in music sucks#stop playing the same stupid love songs whenever we carpool#also do me a favor and stick your dick outside the car window before rolling it up thanks#you disgust me#I'd rather date a headless cockroach#at least i know the headless cockroach won't jerk off while scrolling my blog like a fuckin freak#PATHETIC#cross my boundaries and i will bully the shit out of you publicly#honey badger don't care#i hope you're crying#:') fuck off#you are a joke and your words don't mean shit to me#i wish you were a crunchy leaf so that i could stomp you out of existence#i wish spontaneous combustion upon you#when you talk about shit on an atomic level i roll my eyes#your political views make you even uglier#you're a bad pet owner for not even making posters for your missing cat it has been months and you don't care#toby ran away and i would too#your care is conditional and shallow#you have a boring personality#i will make you need an iv#your mother doesn't trust your irresponsible ass that's why your younger brother is her and your dad'sfavorite son#your car is fucking weak and you chew through your brake pads driving it like a moron#if you were a responsible car owner you'd replace them by now#you will never be a fucking Jake 💓#if this hurts your feelings GOOD maybe stop fucking stalking me on some no name ass blog
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