#I'd kill for a date like this
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Date idea! We go to a magical bookstore and we spend hours there with you walking in circles around the same shelves and everytime finding something new that fascinates you and me trailing behind you, smiling the whole time and holding the stuff you want to buy so you can rummage through the spell books and supernatural antiques. Every once in while I say "hey love, have you looked there yet?" when you can't find something specific. We both search for things the other might like and tell each other animatedly about what we just found. We leave the store and talk for hours more. The date will be a huge success because you get to enjoy a quiet peaceful afternoon and I get to see your smile when you light up with delight*
*ghost-written by Charles Rowland
#dead boy detectives#edwin payne#dbda#dead boy detective agency#charles rowland#payneland#I'd kill for a date like this
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john and yellow: "men suffer in silence" then why am i always hearing about it
#malevolent#malevolent podcast#arthur lester#john doe#john doe malevolent#yellow malevolent#wallace larson#hey guys it's christmas tree john and feather duster yellow#i've meant this as s1 jarthur and s4 yellow-larson but it looks like they took A & L on a play date#and they tried to kill each other#which is funnier i think#both john and yellow are like “yuck.”#my stuff#there are too many things i'd like to explain but i don't want to write a bible here ughhhh#sorry guys it's 1am
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find another role, carry on the show
#EDIT IT DIDNT SAVE MY TAGS. hey so this post got a thousand notes huh. interesting. surely nothing will change#i'll leave all the old tags. for my thought process. and its kinda funny#take a bow stupid idiot (throws a tomato at them)#in stars and time#isat#siffrin#siffrin no middle names no last name ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧#... or is it. Smiles#i'd like to draw mira for her birthday but um (hasnt open artfight website in a few days) im scared.#also i have NICE ASKS TO ANSWER.... But im scared. give me a minute#Uawaaaaagh i drew this bc i was trying to animate a little bit but it just . Didnt look good. im not good ag 2d animation#tch. ill keep trying cause there ar e way too many songs that and now about isat because i have brain worms. i need amvs.#IM SCARED TO POST THINGS THAT ARE SPOILERY BECAUSE I WANT MY FRIENDS TO PLAY ISAT. BUT.#isat spoilers#in stars and time spoilers#sasasap#sasasa:p#WHAT IS THE PROLOGUES TAG.#tshirt that says 'i <3 killing the image in the mirror and taking its place' on the fromt#and a list of megan thee stallions tour dates on the back. お金稼ぐ俺らはスター#Im kind of tempted to edit this to be the versiom with the eyes. or maybe twt can have that. or. well#all of my friends are on twt (trombone slide sfx) so maybe thats where i should worry about spoilers.#ill see if i want to slap an eyepatch on them in the morning#Im one of those people who was like idgaf about twohats (lets it simmer for a week) Oh my god. Oh my god. Ohmy god#EDIT. i swapped it out for the Eyes version it should be fine as long as its tagged formspoilers right...#ill post eyepatch vers on twt partly bc spoilers but also ppl over there can be .. annoying ..... ....#i fear i would get 800 You Forgot The Eyepatch replies. PLEASE JUST SEE MY VISION.#[BANGING MY HANDS ON THE GLASS] HIS HAND. LIKE IN THE PROLOGUE. WHEN THEYE. HANDS. HELD[EXPLOSION
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Sorry for this super depressing poll but
#I've been thinking about it#I don't want Stan to suffer anymore. he already lost Ford once and his family the day his dad threw him out#so I don't want to think he has to live through Ford's death#I like to think that both live past 92 (after Ford had his heart attack)#and they die peacefully in their sleep in their own home. not a hospital (I've had enough irl deaths in hospitals let me have this)#also I like to think they die in close dates. Stan dies first and a few months later so does Ford#also yes Ford technically 'killed' Stan when he erased his memory but it was pretty 'brief'. he wasn't gone for 30 years and he knew he was#physically alive#Anyway I'd love to hear your thoughts#gravity falls#stanford pines#stanley pines#stan pines#ford pines#tw death mention#not art#poll#polls#tw death
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how cute, they thought they could stop me from screenshotting the gallery sections >:) too bad, he's gonna be my wallpaper now, impregnating him too
#a date with death#i wonder if you have to play through every ending to unlock the entire gallery#i'd love to see what else is in there#give me clean images of all his sprites NOW!!!!!#his outfit is so 😍#he's very babygirl but i wish he was more genuinely violent#then again this is a...dating sim....#i just like white haired violent men that kill you okay 👉👈#if there's an option to autoskip dialogue that's already been seen i'll play for the other endings#but otherwise...i kinda hate rereading things sooo#i wanna draw him but his design is maybe a touch out of my realm of complexity#maybe if i tried to simplify? but ough it's one of those hot boy anime designs that i simply cannot draw to justice
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kon was NOT tim drake's bisexual awakening. it wasn't bernard either. or danny temple. there are two answers i'll accept as correct but i'm not saying what they are
#tim drake#dc#no because dc should let MEEEEEE write their bisexual plotlines i'd make them sooooo messy#jon kent and tim drake sacrificed their personalities to give us the blandest of bi rep😔#but i could fix it.#or like i could fix tim i mean. jon might be a lost cause tbh. at this point kon should just kill him and become the new superman#like in that one christmas movie#the santa clause 1994#i hate that i knew its release date off the top of my head#machina.txt
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almost january which means it's almost st sebastian's feast day which means it's almost light yagami's death day which means it's almost february which means it's almost valentine's day which means im six months behind on all of my projects
#ough i have so much to do and then also real life stuff that makes me want to curl up and die but i really gotta get my applications sent#out n stuff so i know what the fuck im going to be doing with my life before the not knowing kills me#but anyway i have a few things planned that i'd like to get done soon but the biggest one is prolly gonna be valentines day bc like#the cards i did last year took me TEN MILLION YEARS to do and i'd like to make them nicer this year and also i have more mutuals#but i think it'll be fun i think i;ll just have to start much much earlier this time around tho#ive found ive become rlly taken w valentines day since getting on tumblr i like doing valentines things i mean i used to do those irl too#but i like drawing themed cards 4 ppl on here and then getting to send them all it's fun#and i have other projects n i wanna participate in some events (much less than last year tho im thinking One piece per event so i dont#fuck myself over again) and i should rlly get started on kinktober things. might seem early but writing takes me foreverrrrr#and i'd like to have at least one fic done for it that i feel completely happy with#whatever i just have much to do fandom-wise. and also much to do not fandom wise but if i think about it i'll start crying so im thinking#about fandom things#also btw if anyone knows of any new dn events being set up lmk so i can add them to my calendar i think i have all the big ones and their#potential/planned dates set up but i like to know everything forever
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role swap rody and vincent would still have vince being obsessed with rody btw. like yeah rody's planning to kill the guy but vincent's just. so weird about it.
he figured out rody's plan to kill him early on and asked for more shifts. he's the one that suggests rody should eat him. he started researching cannibalism to learn the best cooking techniques to show rody. he's literally picking out garnishes that might go with his own flesh. and rody is super unnerved because sure it's personal but not that personal what the fuck??
#vincent is forever weird and fucked up in every universe and i love him for it#dead plate#vincent charbonneau#rody lamoree#I'd say in this au rody runs the resturaunt without actually cooking#and vince is a new hire#and he may have started dating manon around the same time? unknowing that it's his boss' ex.#and rody sees this as a motive to want to kill vince. maybe he'd actually start planning for it after learning vincent never cared for mano#and that he'd only dated her because he was bored#something like that idk#tw cannibalism#ask to tag#hayloft rambles
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how about you look at them because they are very cute
#dysphoria is killing me and the idea that people perceive me as a girl makes me want to die#but i'd fall in love with any man calling me by a fem term in a gay way#i'm doing very bad rn but i need to remind me that these ocs exist#and everything will get better#also yes Ambrose you could be his girlfriend#or his boyfriend or whatever#but you decided to not officialy date him and you're sooo stupid for that#:3#Olive's gender is like#or maybe that's mine teehee ^w^
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that face when it will always be easier to love a man than a lesbian
#KILLING MYSELF#how it feels having a conventionally attractive white man as a best friend and ur an indian lesbian#and like. bro. i'm LITERALLY COOLER THAN HIM. i'm literally better at socializing and can click with people more better#like if its the 2 of us talking to a 3rd person i'd be the one yapping with the other person and getting to know them and making them yap#BUT HE STILL GETS ASKED OUT MORE. HE GETS SO MUCH FEMALE ATTENTION#I FEEL LIKE EVEN BI WOMEN VIEW WOMEN AS PROBLEMS AND NUISANCES THE WAY MEN USED TO IN THE 50S#like ugh istg if i hear a bi woman be like ''women are so difficult'' ''i could never date a woman they're so hard'' im gonna strap a bomb
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SENDING LOVE TO ALL THE FICTIVES U MENTIONED IN THOSE TAGS MAN WE OUT HERE STRUGGLING 🙏
FUCKING THANK YOU LMAOOOOOO -Anya
#anon friend#LIKE I DON'T THINK UNTIL TODAY WE'VE EVER SAID ANYTHING ABT ME DATING OUR JIMMY BUT. FUCK IT IT'S OUR BLOG LMAO#like i want everyone to know NO we do not ship source us first off fjfdjsjdkfjssj#and second like. me and everyone on the tulpar put source behind like as SOON as we formed. and it helped us function as people better LOL#anyways jimmy is the sweetest guy ever tbh now that he's not constantly paranoid about his in-source actions#new life new us! clean slate and all y'know? things are going great so far!#i lov him I'd kill for him. I'd also kill him and he agrees i deserve to kill him [lighthearted] HASHAHDHDHDJS#bill and flo on the other hand... they're fucking deranged word reclaimed they're SO funny#bill has chilled the FUCK out since He returned to the system tbh He's so sweet#im glad the two have each other! they truly do make each other happy!#wait flo is a subsystem now??... damn a lot's happened since i went dormant fhdndjfjf congrats bill on the +4 other spouses ig LMAO
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In honor of the election tomorrow, who do you think each Station 19 character would vote for?
Oh this is interesting!
The most obvious Kamala votes: Maya, Carina, Travis, Vic, Andy The most obvious Tr*mp votes: Sullivan, Beckett
Ross: I want to say Kamala but don't think it's so cut and dry, especially with Sullivan's influence. Though she gives off the vibe of one of those women who would make a video about going to cancel out their husband's vote (like so many are doing on Tik Tok this past week)
Ben: Definitely Kamala or Bailey would divorce his ass
Jack: Is it too mean of me to say he probably doesn't know how to vote/forgets to? Probably. I'll say Kamala for his friends' sake.
Theo: Honestly this one I'm the most unsure of because I feel like it could go either way??
#asks#anon#curious what others thing/did i get any wrong#the amount of women who are like bragging about canceling out their husbands votes are killing me though#you'll never see me date someone that i'd have to cancel out their vote#the lack of self respect is crazy
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me, looking at the cast of Hatchetfield characters: hmmm . . . what would make a good dead corpse for a Lord to possess . . . so many choices but no perfect fits . . .
#starkid#hatchetfield#giant ramble in the tags#like I'd choose Ted or HomelessTed for the obvious doomed by the narrative reasoning#but Stephanie's a main character and she's dating Peter and I don't really wanna kill off the guy's brother that visibly#Plus the Lord in question possessing the guy is Wiggly and I'd prefer it to be a Jon Matteson character dying to fit the face#but that leaves even fewer options#Also the fact that most of the characters reflect the ages of the actors and I want Wiggly to be stuck in a high-school age body#so either the influence of the rituees cause his form to be reflected as a teen or it has to be a teen body#with how things are going it's probably gonna be the former#Like currently my best options are homelessted or like. Gary Goldstein.#If I end up being unable to use a Jon Matteson character than it could be literally any body so I could retcon a line#and sample from the femme cast lineup too which might make things easier#Either way his form will be reflected as a masc teen so it's not like he'll be forced to also endure dysphoria on top of everything else.#anyway if you guys have thoughts PLEASE lmk I need to ponder this one over#it won't be important for a bit anyway so there's time to think
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OMG I LOOOOVE YOUR ANIMAL CROSSING ART YOU DRAW SABLE SO WELL AND TOOOOOOOOM OMG
thank you!! :]
#I'd kill for her happiness in a heartbeat#also they should go on a date. they should have a day off and go on a date#they're probably somewhere in their 40's now (at least that's the vibe I get) happy but tired#dating someone they knew their whole life someone who feels like home is perfect for them#(HDJDGDHJDSorry I just love them too much. I don't have a lot of couples I like and when I find one I get too excited)
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We are both exhausted
#WPVG#WPUT#Skin of the teeth#After losing twice before shhh I totally did it on purpose so I could see his dialogue that's totally why#I am not very good at bullet hells lol#Probably doesn't help that I haven't actually played in a while either lol#Also I hung out with him instead of going on a date! No!!#I mean#I'm fine with it lol I just want there to be more confusion#I did flirt with him tho... I guess only in the first two fights?#It feels really funny for him to clarify that he's giving me his phone number platonically when we haven't even gone on a date lol#Well now I /have/ to replay I must date the skeleton even though I know he'll reject me lol#The only reason to replay Undertale after getting a Pacifist Run#How serious am I? Even I don't know yet lol#I have been considering trying to get a Neutral Run but it feels....weird#Like I'd have to pick someone to kill intentionally :/
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okay i finished. the. um. second interlude. and. blehhh. dain. sleigh. whatever his name is
#hhgrfghrghgghhghgghh kills him#Oh No Girls I Think I Might Like Him After All. Oh Dear Me. fuck that guy actually.....#it's not. the usual way i feel crushes i don't really want to date him HDSJHSDHJ#it's like “can we skip to the messy divorce where we angrily make out on occasion because we haven't gotten over each other but are too#stubborn to admit it“. but. in fairness that's kind of already dainrue jddhkfdjgdg#so technically i did skip to that part 🥳#i'd like to pet his head though. i like him in a hurt/comfort way. angsty blorbo way. divorcemate of all time kinda way#ahhh dainsleif. what a silly guy#ari.stuffs#f/o: dainsleif#if i wasn't a xiao main i am certain it would've been between him and sethos for Main Guy Of All Time role
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