#I'M TERRIBLE

[miss-conner3]

En Español: Aquí

Meet Andy, our clueless Ando's third follower and first spouse. As well as his #1 skeptic after a few “incidents”.

I need to focus on the main AU, but I wanted to bring another character from my favorite variant, "The Hard Way AU" (>u<)/

¡I hope you like it!

[aperfectlylesbian]

"Oh, but, agathario won't be endgame!"

AND THAT'S WHAT FANFICS EXIST FOR! THAT'S WHAT AO3 EXISTS FOR!

IF GOD AND JAC WON'T GIVE US OUR ENDGAME, THEN WE WILL GIVE IT TO OURSELVES!

[superiorkenshi]

My brain right now-

[pheavampire]

Grammar Nazi Cazador aka See You Later!

The day has come. 

After today I will try my best to force myself to NOT look for the game spoilers. It will be a difficult fight so I’m going to avoid BG3 tags for some time. See you on the other side ;)

For the temporary goodbye, have this mini-comic.

You can may recognize here a variation of an English teacher meme.

By the way, when you think about it, Cazador probably saved many Baldur’s Gate court’s accused from terrible fate by taking Astarion away from the world of mortals... and judiciary ;)

[the5n00k]

Cursed/Half Sea Beast Molly concepts

Based off of the VERY smart and talented @what-is-this-about's designs they shared with me

In order to save scratch from the eldritch nightmare that is the last Chairman/Leviathan, Molly asks Geoff for help and he accidentally lets it slip that sea beasts can curse humans into beasts themselves if mortally wounded. She BEGGED him to do it, she couldn't just stay on shore if the slowly and ominously fading storm and angry foaming waters in the distance were anything to go off of. Well since Geoff wasn't mortally wounded and he obviously wanted Molly to continue having a good life on land, he half cursed her so she only transforms in ocean water. She's still significantly smaller than the other beasts but she's very powerful. You can guess how she killed the last Leviathan if you know anything about blue ringed octopi

[27paperlilies]

I feel tired/overwhelmed with my life....

Idk what to do.....help me!!!!!

Breath. Trees of old born from times long forgotten, would not be here if they had succumb to years spent rotten. Melancholy hangs heavy in the air, arms hang low with little to no care, are they tired of standing tall, do they do it for the good of all. Cold turns warm and back again, life renews and some old choose to remain. Sweet treasure in those hands worn, canary sings happy, a song once forlorn. Flowers grow along the sorrow of your shore, perhaps take in the beauty, there is so much to explore.

[eyesoffthemaud]

@aconstantstateofbladerunner

Butterfly got into my fridge

[a-single-tulip]

Was taking screencaps from the latest episode and I accidentally got one of Crosshair making a...particular expression that in no way matches the actual context of the scene (the last scene just before the end of the episode)...and my terrible goblin self made an edit of it.

If anyone wants to see my horrible creation, lemme know

[inkandpaperqwerty]

I posted my latest Xal story on 11/30, and I am now thinking about making the sixth installment a multichapter. I am hoping to post another oneshot on or around 11/06 for a fandom I used to post in a lot. Right now, only one of the three fanfiction sites I post on (AO3, ff.net, wattpad) has a story from this fandom; that’s how long it’s been. But I revamped an old story, and I’m excited to post it and maybe reach some new readers!

I also got some work done on Sparkling Eyes and Cigarette Burns. We’ve got two chapters to go, and honestly, the last chapter is going to be more of a very short epilogue that leads into the third story, which will be coming in the future, though I don’t know when. I hope to get this chapter up soon, and I’ll keep you posted!

AND, on 11/13, we get the debut of Rehearsing Tragedies! I am so excited about this. I cannot express in words how much fun I’ve been having writing a completely feral Slave!Castiel who just wants to rip out Sam and Dean’s jugulars with his teeth. In this universe, Hell got Lucifer out while the angels remained entirely uninvolved, but Lucifer cast the angels out of Heaven before the Winchesters took care of him. This would be around Season 3, with Hell freeing Lucifer without the methods used in the show (Sam, demon blood, Lilith), and unlike the angels who fell in Season 9, these angels still retain supernatural abilities, they are just very weakened. I hope you check it out!

On the book front, I haven’t done much lately, though I am trying to get my book in a Stuff Your Kindle event that is coming soon. I don’t know if I’ll qualify because it’s supposed to be fantasy/sci-fi, and zombies KINDA fall into that category, but… I don’t know if they’ll accept it… so… yeah.

I just need more hours in a day to get this stuff done... preferably hours when I'm not at work or sleeping...

Thanks so much, guys!

[xfangheartx]

*ends the newest chapter of Healing with Blitzø feeling guilty that Octavia and Oliver are in the hospital with hypothermia*

...Why do I do this? Why do I hurt him? I say I love him, yet I hurt him.

[onceandfuturemoron]

Maybe it's destiny

A little modern merthur:

Merlin is out on a blind date Morgues set for him. He's pretty sure it's her idea of a joke because his "date" is a far cry from his type. After his crazy week, he absolutely has no problem telling the guy this and leave the table.

On his way out his eyes catch a blond hottie that IS exactly his type. God he really has a thing for blonds. The blondie doesn't seem like he's enjoying himself. He looks bored to death with the chattering and also blond girl in front of him. The girl casually puts her hand on the hot blondie and Merlin watches as he tenses and sets his jaw, clearly uncomfortable.

Merlin smiles mischievously as a plan formes in his head. He walks to their table and stands by the Blondie's side. "Excuse me sir?"

The hot blondie (god Merlin really needs to know his name) looks up at him and Merlin swallows. He's even more beautiful close up. Merlin thinks he's gonna drown in those gorgeous blues. 'focus Merlin.' He clears his throat. "There's a phone call for you sir."

The blondie looks confused and Merlin is absolutely smitten. He's sooo cute. How is it fair?

"Phone call? For me?" The blondie asks uncertainty and Merlin tries really hard not to shiver at the sound of his voice.

"yes sir. If you would come with me..." Merlin looks pointedly at him and the blondie's eyes go wide. He nods and smiles at his date. "I'll be right back." He gets up before the girl can say anything. And the two of them walk towards the reception desk.

"there's no phone call, right?" The blonde beauty asks and Merlin grins.

"nope"

"Hmm"

"I saved you. A thank you would be nice."

The blondie turns to Merlin and looks him up and down. Then smiles. "You're right . How on earth can I repay you?"

Merlin takes his coat and smirks. "Hmm. Buy me a nice dinner and then we'll see."

The blondie beams at him "of course. It's the least I can do."

They stare at each other with equally stupid smiles on their faces.

"Merlin" Merlin offers his hand. The blondie takes it. "Arthur. Pleasure to meet you Merlin."

P.S: I don't know what to do with this XD

[alteregozowie]

Well at least he's putting on a show, goddamn. Rosie beating his ass into next chewsday.

[sleeplessgoldfinchfixation]

The best part of Ianthe killing Babs at the end of Gideon the Ninth was that she was just so...so cavalier about it.

[hogwarts-legacy-confessions]

Ranrok

[elegantartisanperson]

ughhhhh, apparently if the recipe calls for gluten-free flour, you should use gluten-free flour, haha silly

[nevertrulyset]

In the past five weeks, I have written two chapters each of three different stories, and then I have neglected to continue any of them, even though I want to. I so badly want to. But brain won't let me. Why, brain? Why?