#I'M SORRY SIR

[bekolxeram]

Chimney: That Tommy's so cool.

Me: Not so bad yourself.

[aphfilipinafangirl]

I thought I would be funny and chose to use online terms and trends for my Spanish class. I sadly have exposed myself and would never recover 😔.

[random-weird]

fencing coach telling me that grip is meant to be mostly between the thumb and pointer finger and the rest of your fingers are much looser

vs.

me nodding knowing full well if I tried that my weapon would be flung out of my hand at the first available moment

[randomuniversityquotes]

"I could mess up this network of democracy we talk about." (Linear Algebra TA)

[melymigo]

My sister got a new jewelry box and this happened...*

[lunar-years]

Weighing in on the jamie shorts debate: definitely seems like they’re bunched up to me, which perfectly fits the Grealishification of Jamie in S3, as Jacky G also does this basically every chance he gets. (Look up Jack Grealish if you dont know what Im talking about it).

Regardless of the how, what, when or why, at the end of the day I certainly appreciate it as a costume choice!

[bishopsbelova]

I almost started crying because Max turned back to human and obvious after the whole tree thing, his first thought is Laura but like I’ve already gotten her killed and my HEART IS BREAKING FOR MAX BECAUSE HE DOESN’T KNOW. (nor does he know I’m about to kill him too) and then homeboy goes down the ladder and finds Emma’s body.

[coolhearted]

i'm going to eat my socks and then vanish from this realm goodbye.

[edgar-the-courier]

One of those days where you can feel the looming *something* that's coming for you

It's probably Mr Earthshaker this time, huh.

[inb4belphienaps]

Okay scenario that probably ain't accurate but y e s

Nanami: She's 10 minutes late.

Gojo: It's fine, she'll be here right~ now—

*You arrive in a black dress, it's basically just sexy aight*

Amiko: I'm here~

Nanami: What took you so long?

Amiko: Oh, i was just getting ready to exorcise~

Nanami: Well your outfit says otherwise.

Amiko: I meant exercise

Nanami: Your outfit isn't for exercising

Amiko: No no, i mean exercise in the bedroom~

Nanami: Why would you exercise in the bedr-

Gojo:

SHE WANTS TO FUCK, NANAMI-

nanami then refuses to make eye contact with me for the next week 😔

[enchantedto]

I would d word for every single pit bull on this planet period

[mydaystan]

Maybe I'm crying and maybe I will never say anything bad ever again about JYP 😔

[chasingpegasus]

If Mattia was really Harry Potter he would’ve used magic a long time ago.

[coerulus]

fc: Ben Kingsley

Humfrey Wagstaff was his name; a proud old man of five-and-sixty, with a nose like a hawk and a spotted head. The day they were betrothed, he warned Brienne that he would expect her to be a proper woman once they’d wed. “I will not have my lady wife cavorting about in man’s mail. On this you shall obey me, lest I be forced to chastise you.”

[aim-lively]

When a guy tells you he's a fan of cult classics and then lists off a bunch of Tarantino movies...

[theschalowest]

I went to C2E2 last friday and a guy came up to me in the dealer room and told me that he liked my costume (I wasn’t wearing one), then tried to hand me a book on yoga and something else related to buddhism.