#I’ve seen people who normally could not give a FUCK about bingo become savages

[underwaterspaghetti314]

Ya know, as a kid I understood why they were always playing Bingo in the old folks homes in all the movies. Then, I grew up a bit and began to find Bingo boring, and I wondered why they would choose to spend all their time doing that. Then, I went to college, and these college Bingo nights are making me wonder why they’d do that, but for a different reason. This game is gonna give me fucking cardiac arrest istg. I actually won tonight, about an hour ago, and my blood pressure still hasn’t come all the way down. I’ve gone to like seven other bingo nights here, and every time I would leave with my blood boiling, my veins on fire. This has to be a hazard to the old people and their weakened constitutions. If I was frail and 87 instead of a spry 18 year old, I’d actually just keel over and die.