#I’ve read one too many fanfics about Hajime being an asshole or Suna being mean

[emmyrosee]

Listen. Listen to ME.

Are ya listening? part two here!

Give me Kita who is stupid playful. I’m talking grabs-your-ankle-to-drag-you-across-the-bed when you’re pouting levels of playful. I’m talking goes-out-of-his-way-to-kiss-you-there because you’re ticklish levels of playful. He won’t be a pest or anything, just a playful boy in love who knows how to bug ya juuuuust enough.

Give me Suna who gets excited about dogs and iced coffee and frogs on the sidewalk, who picks little flowers for you ‘cause they’re pretty and in the same sentence can call you a roach bc you could survive the apocalypse.

Give me Iwaizumi who cries at romance movies and screams at horror movies, who plays with your hair during tense scenes to calm down, and also yells at the screen when protagonist make dumb choices.

Give me Sakusa who cannot cook to save his life, and has tried on so many occasions to surprise you with breakfast and just can’t. You wake up to the smell of burnt bread and eggs and when you walk into the kitchen, he just stares down at his blackened breakfast with a pout “made you breakfast…”

Give me Oikawa who is extremely smart and gets so beyond excited when you ask him about science and history because he watched the coolest documentary or read it in an article he was interested in and would love to tell you about it.

Give me Ushijima who’s love language is secretly being a menace and the bane of your existence. Blankly staring at you after you tell a joke, or placing whatever he’s holding in his hand when you think he’s trying to hold yours, all before smiling and complying because he just wanted you to pout a lil.

Give me Osamu who has the UGLIEST laugh you’ve ever heard, it’s snort-y and loud and wheezy and it’s absolutely ridiculous, but it’s so unlike him, and it’s perfect and you always get a little proud when you’re able to make him howl like that.

Give me dorky losers who are so ridiculous and cute that you have no choice but to adore them for more than their canonical blessings and fanon norms pls💍