#I’ve got the self control of a mosquito within biting distance

[family-tree-of-ships]

One conversation that has been ongoing for the past 1-2 weeks:

Me: you can’t just watch 5+ episodes of 911 a day, it’s bad for you

My brain: yeah, but there’s seven seasons, when am I watching them if not now??

Me: tomorrow?

My brain: yeah that’s cool and shit but that one episode is named in all caps, must be intense

Me: that’s exactly the message, but that doesn’t mean we gotta-

My brain: first five minutes

*two episodes later*

Me: I got a problem

My brain: yeah, yeah but what if this next one has a Buddie moment-