#I’ve been a nasty girl 😛

[hawnkoii]

I’ve redesigned Hoshiko just a bit :3

[leclercvsx]

DILF | SMAU

sebastian vettel

pairings: sebastian vettel x reader

summary: y/n is dating Seb who is 15 years older than her but despite the age gap theyre just like any other couple

warnings: age gap (?)

yourusername

liked by sebastianvettel, landonorris and 47,628 others

yourusername: in my lover era 🫶

TAGGED: sebastianvettel

sebastianvettel: i love you❤️

yourusername: ugh i love you too😭❤️

user: girlie isn’t he old enough to be your dad😨

landonorris: i took the last photo btw

yourusername: we know🙄

user: am i the only one that find this weird ???

user: definitely not the only one

friendusername: my fav couple😔

yourusername: love you😘😘

user: he’s literally almost DOUBLE her age wtf

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sebastianvettel

liked by yourusername, lewishamilton and 815k others

sebastianvettel: great time seeing everyone again 🙏🏼

TAGGED: lewishamilton, yourusername

lewishamilton: loved seeing you mate, your girlfriends lovely by the way💙

sebastianvettel: she’s the best❤️

yourusername: making me blush and shi☺️

user: he’s basically dating a child

user: nah cos this is still so weird

user: im actually so grossed out rn

user: girl me too

user: he should be with someone his own age, not someone that’s just hit puberty

user: a bit predatory if u ask me

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yourusername

liked by sebastianvettel, lewishamilton and 25,184 others

yourusername: in a world of boys he’s a gentlemen ❤️

TAGGED: sebastianvettel

user: “gentlemen” it’s because he’s almost double your age babe

sebastianvettel: the love of my life❤️

yourusername: i will cry

sebastianvettel: please don’t, love

user: she’s probably with him for his money and fame tbh

friendusername: i don’t think she’d tolerate all this nasty ass behaviour if she was with him for his money or fame. leave them alone.🙄

liked by sebastianvettel and yourusername

user: i actually think they’re super cute😭

user: no cos me too like i want what they have

lewishamilton: you guys really are the cutest

yourusername: 😛

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y/n

sebastian

seb❤️

what’s wrong? you never call me by my full name

y/n

i think we should break up:/

seb❤️

what the hell are you on about? i don’t think we should break up.

where’s all this coming from?

y/n

everyone’s calling you a freak for being with a “child” and saying that you’re too old for me or that you’re old enough to be my dad and i don’t want anyone to continue hating on you. so as much as i love you and hate myself for doing this, i think it’s for the best.

seb❤️

no.

i won’t let you break up with me due to jealous children on the internet, Y/n. i love you and i do not care about anyone else’s opinions.

So what if we have an age gap? we’re both legal, mature adults who can decide who we want to date.

i’ll sort this all out, my love. don’t worry❤️

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sebastianvettel

liked by lewishamilton, yourusername and 1,628,273 others

sebastianvettel: Y/n and i have been dating for the past year and a half, yes we started dating when she was 19 (4 days before she was 20) and i had just turned 34 but we both discussed this for a while. We’re both legal, consenting, mature adults and choose to date each-other because we love eachother. There is nothing wrong with our relationship. If you find out relationship weird, then YOU are the problem (y/n taught me how to say that.)

Y/n is the love of my life and i don’t ever want that to change. Thanks to some people online, you have made my lovely, wonderful and beautiful girlfriend try to break up with me because she doesn’t want me getting hated on. We’re still very much together and will be for the foreseeable future.

I love you, Y/n. Ignore the jealous, immature children❤️

TAGGED: yourusername

yourusername: sobbing on my floor right now. i love you so so much😭❤️

sebastianvettel: don’t cry, my love.

lewishamilton: ignore the immature people, they don’t know what they’re talking about.

liked by yourusername

user: i actually feel really bad now

user: proud to say i’ve always been a y/nseb shipper btw

landonorris: i would say mother and father but y/n is younger than me so😔

yourusername: you aren’t helping this situation, Lando.

landonorris: it was a JOKE. you know i love you both really🙏🏼🙏🏼

liked by sebastianvettel

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this is quite a short one cos i ran out of ideas lol, but anyway i hope you all enjoy!

this was either gonna be for carlos, daniel or seb but i chose seb cos he’s my fav person ever😛

AND YES I KNOW THE AGE GAP IS A LITTLE EXTREME BUT THIS IS ALL FICTION !!!

REQUESTS ARE STILL OPEN 🫶

masterlist | request

[joosthead]

this is more of a suggestion than a request, but you could do a continuation to jtsfaoi where joost and reader wake up and get ready / pack for the pool together, then theyre at the pool and it turns into smut prompt 16

or instead of the pool they go to a lake or something where there's no one else around (...skinny dipping after the sunscreen situation)

and if they do go to a lake, they could stay until dark or camp and you could even throw smut prompt 15 into the mix

obviously if youre like drowning in requests or are set on your own plans, you can disregard this, im just putting my thoughts out there (honestly, i love the way you write and i need more)

bff/anon you read my mind!! i’m so glad that it essentially came across that i was setting up prompt 16 hehe when i wrote that he suggests something to chill for the next day a lightbulb went off in my head since prompt 16 was requested 2 (i think?) times + i love the thought of a sunscreen putting on turned into massage turned into being a nasty girl 😛

I FUCKING LOVE THE LAKE IDEA THO OMFG i’ve written several lake and camping trip ideas in the past and i think it’d be so cute to write them in that setting especially since prompt 15 has also been requested a few times

as of right now reader and joost will be at the pool at home 🧘‍♀️🧘‍♀️ i’ve attached this lil sneak peek of it bc im quite excited for this lol i love a cheeky massage but ALSO!!! thank you so much for loving the way i write … seeing ppl like my writing just motivates me more and i’m happy to share it teehee ANYWAYZ too sappy but again thank you :33

prompt 16 preview below the cut!! rpf content ahead don’t like, dni!

[pileofmush]

NASTY!!!!! I’ve been a nestea girl…..!!!!!!!!!

is somebody gonna match my freak? 😛

[ruminate88]

Then vs. Now:

Funny how little I knew back then about emotional abuse talking to my ex Andrew but understand it now many years later. It’s almost night and day! (I was more innocent and naive back then despite being a nasty girl)

So my friend Bri confessed to me she had been talking to my ex Andrew behind my back for a month, that they had “sexted” and she’s sending me the screen shots of him saying to her, “I’m in the shower 😉 Wanna join me?” Like…. Wth. 💔💔💔 I sent him the screen shots and told him to EXPLAIN it. (Thinking he can be honest) LOL Well, I’m a wreck at this point. I’m so confused and JEALOUS!! Can you believe I was jealous? Hahahaha I was angry at both of them. Bri knew I was mad at her and she tried to apologize but also told me she was “in the right” that she only did it to prove to me Andrew was a cheater. 😓

Andrew’s explanation was the saddest, most unreal and confusing response I’ve ever received from anyone. First he asked me “Where did you get those messages?…” hahaha He was BUSTED! Then he says, “Wait… I thought that was you!!!! You made two accounts to talk to me!!!” Wow…. Why would I EVER waste time doing that and plus we had started texting more from our phone numbers and not talking on kik as much so…. That made no sense to me.

WORSE, he says “I really thought I was only talking to you this whole time.” Okay. So, me being nice and not quick to judge. I pause AND QUESTION MYSELF 😳😳😳 Waaaaaas he that stupid OR does he think I AM THAT STUPID???? Then he began to try and convince me of it, “Yeah, that’s you. Why were you trying to catfish me???” For a split moment, I was caught up in his gaslighting trying to make sense of it all. (There was soooo much fog in my brain) I was talking in my head asking so many questions about him. I felt like for him to be this “Ambassador for his school” and to be in “Pre-med” he’s NOT that stupid….. IS HE?? There’s no way he believed I made two accounts to talk to him from. But did he really believe it??? Whew, I was confused so much. 😵‍💫

I never heard of gaslighting EVER. I knew manipulation was real but never understood it or believed I would be manipulated because I’m not easily convinced by others or tricked. Yet, I was though sadly… I had to face the hard truth that yes he was trying to dumb me down and keep me in the dark about his true self and secret life of women behind my back. He wanted me to believe I was his only girl in his world BUT his Facebook was swarmed with pretty girls AND how could he not know I was stalking his Facebook?? It’s common sense to go to Facebook if you want to learn about anyone. Also his mom’s Facebook had even more information about him than he wanted me to know. He didn’t want me to see he had 500 girlfriends. 😛 oops.. too late.

NOOOOOW, that I understand about gaslighting and manipulation, I can make sense of the breakup and the past. It hurt me so much and I pushed Bri away. I was angry she went behind my back and sexted him although I can’t blame her. He was super hot 🤪 LOL but looks fade and behind his blue eyes I’m sure is black. His personality stunk in that moment. The way he put me down to make himself feel better. Ya know, you pushed away a woman who genuinely cared about you son and adores you. (His loss) can’t change a man and can’t babysit him either. I shouldn’t have to!!! I’m sorry if maybe you didn’t have a great relationship with your parents not sure about that. Can’t judge that and I hope the best for him every day. I always want him to be ok. My only expectation moving forward is that we can find peace in ourselves and happiness. Good health and good finances. Drew, just have a good life!! I’m daily working so hard to forgive you and get completely over the past. I go back and forward with him in my head always trying to make a sound opinion and I keep reminding myself “You don’t really know him and you’re not his judge.” 🥺🙏🏻

Let’s all strive to be better humans and heal each day ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

[ihavesweatypalms6]

I’ve been a nasty girl😛

[velvetstreets]

Who’s Better?

Jack x Reader x Urban! 😮‍💨😈

Concept: Y/N being FWB with both Jack and Urban, and now they wanna know who’s better in bed.

A/N: hiiiiii! this is my first jack fic, and it’s been a while since I’ve written fanfic lol so I hope this goes well! This is just an (eventually) smutty concept I came up with earlier today lol, feedback is v much appreciated and let me know if i should make a pt 2 😛. I also wrote this on my phone cause my laptop is actin up right now 😩 so let me know if there are any issues trying to read it!

PART 2 HERE

PART 3 HERE

MINORS DNI 18+, implied smut, mentions of drinking and smoking, details of sex.

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You had been friends with Jack and Urban for a while now, having met them at an afterparty that you were DJing for. You three bonded over music and soon became great friends. Eventually Jack started to take you on tour with him every once in a while - only when you permitted him to, as you still wanted to get gigs on your own and not depend on the fact that you had a friend who’s a famous rapper who needed a DJ.

Being on tour with the boys made your relationship with them even closer, in ways you didn’t expect. After many giggly drunken nights out and chill nights smoking weed on tour, you had eventually slept with both Jack and Urban respectively. To your relief, neither of the boys had an issue with this, and to your surprise, they actually wanted to continue sleeping with you. When you questioned them why (as they could hook up with multiple girls during tour), they explained that they were each tired of the attachments that many of the girls they hooked up with came with, and wanted something more consistent and comfortable with someone they each knew. Not necessarily a relationship (yet), but a more friends with benefits type situation. That’s how your arrangement with Jack and Urban came to life.

Currently, it was a Friday night and you were hanging out at Jack and Urban’s apartment, watching some random show on Netflix while the three of you sat around drinking and smoking. Eventually you all got tired of the show and started talking when Jack said something that caught you off guard.

“Y/N who’s a better fuck, me or Urban?”

“What?” You turned to look at him with wide eyes.

“Yeah-“ Urban chimed in. “Who’s better, me or Jack?”

“No one is better or worse, y’all are just… different.” You explained, looking between the two men who sat on either side of you.

“Different how?” Jack asked, prying for more details.

“I don’t know… just different. You’re more soft and attentive and caring, and don’t get me wrong - you can get down and dirty if you want to, but you like to take your time with me and show appreciation for me and my body in a gentle way that makes me feel like I’m the only person you crave.” You explain as a sly smirk creeps it’s way onto Jack’s pink lips.

“But you like it NASTY, which pleases the freak in me.” You laughed, turning to look at Urban.

He smiled at you with a joint hanging out his plump lips.

“You always wanna go ROUNDS, and are so adamant about making sure I cum several times, love to overstimulate me until I’m basically happy crying.” You say as your heart rate starts to increase and your legs clench together. All this detailed talk about sex with the both of them was making you horny.

Both Jack and Urban noticed this and grinned, making mental notes about the different things that appealed to you sexually.

“Okay so then there’s an obvious solution to see who’s better.” Urban said as he exhaled the smoke from his joint. You looked at him cluelessly, trying to get your mind off of the pool of wetness that had started to form in your panties.

“We switch up our game.” He continued. “Next time we have sex it’ll be slow and intimate, and the next time you fuck Jack it’ll be rough and nasty.” He said, looking to Jack to see if he agreed.

You looked back at Jack who was already nodding in agreement and had a competitive and excited look in his blue eyes.

“Y’all are crazy, I’m not about to have sex with y’all just so I can judge you guys?” You exclaimed, not wanting anyone to feel bad or that they weren’t good at sex.

“Y/N baby, you’re getting too in your head about this. I promise we’re cool, no one’s gonna be upset or jealous. This is simply two friends trying to see who can take care of their third friend the best, sexually; - an observation if you will- just for fun.” Jack said, his hand coming down to rub your inner thigh.

“I just don’t want anyone to feel excluded or bad about themselves.” You muttered, looking at Jack and then at Urban.

“There’s nothing to worry about sweet face, all you need to do is relax and let us take care of you and that sweet pussy of yours, yeah?” Urban spoke, his voice lower and now filled with lust as he moved to kiss your temple.

“O-Okay” You whispered, shuddering at Urban’s breath against your neck and Jack’s hand starting to rub your pussy over the black silk booty shorts you had on.

“So who goes first?” You questioned.

“Me.” Jack said with a devilish tone in his voice and hungry look in his eyes.

“Go ahead and grab some water from the fridge already, cause when I’m finished with you, you won’t be able to leave my bed, much less walk to the kitchen.” He whispered in your ear as Urban got up off the couch to leave so you and Jack could have the place for yourselves.

“I’ll be back for you later babe” Urban winked and kissed your cheek as he and Jack shared a mischievous look and he walked out the door.

As soon as the door shut, you turned to look at Jack, who was already looking at you.

“Upstairs. Now princess.” He spoke, his deep voice solidifying the fact that your panties were now indeed soaked.

You gulped, nodding and running up the stairs to Jack’s room as his laugh trailed behind you, excited for what he had in store for you.

[mchaelscofield]

PLEASE give me your in depth review after you read the chapter i love reading your thoughts 😭😭😭

also, you see what i mean about the servicing 😛😛😛

First things first imma plug the fic cause my sista ate this shit up! Check it out if you got TASTE and like things of quality:

Now onto my thoughts…

Wheeeew that opening… yeah I ate it UPPP. Oh you’re nasty! You’re nasty as hell and I love it 🤣 no cause why Dick and Kory was FAWKING. And when Kory was reminiscing Dick fucking her in front of that mirror… father gawd I come to you on bended knee… no like you’re sick for that and I was loving every second of it pls 😭 one thing about you, you gon body some fucking smut

The dialogue you had running too while they were in bed… oh you’re not right for that. You’re not right for that at ALL. When Kory said “I know you love it” and you described #that look that showed in Dick’s eyes… like bitch I’m only human 😭 there’s only so much I can take 😭😭

And then Kory wanna talk about some “they’re not together. They just using each other’s bodies for fun”… yeah ok sista girl… keep saying it out loud and maybe you’ll convince hope cause you sure as hell ain’t convincing me

Omg my poor baby Gar tho 😭 he been through it and I know his ass is dealing with bare PTSD but he tryna be strong and keep it to himself. Like someone get my son some help 😭

That lil dig you threw at Hank and Dawn oh I giggled BAD like 😭😭 you’re so nasty for that 😭 and then when you listed everyone left in the tower and Kory was like, “she likes it this way” oh I grinned. Cause miss me with that big ass cast they got on the show 🙄

Oh but wow. Not you showing the team doing things that don’t have to do with a mission??? Yea I needed that 😭 like it’s ok to laugh and enjoy yourselves while STILL moving the plot forward (see how that works)

Ugh after the altercation with that racist ass man when Dick came in to check on her… why do you know all my weak points sista??? Like that man was kissing all up on her face and nuzzling her nose like my gawd your pen… It ain’t right and it ain’t fair. Because you know my ass is weak as hell for that trope my gawd I’m in shambles 😭😭

And then that man giving her a massage after?? We see right through you Richard like you ain’t slick 😭

Oh gawd but you really ended me when Kory was watching Anastasia and you wrote how she missed her momma like… no why I’m getting sad?? Definitely giggled at her daddy getting paid dust tho, that nasty ass man! 🤷🏾‍♀️

The guilt she was feeling for not fighting to get back home and knowing shit is most likely in shambles and the images she keeps seeing 😭 lawd I was shaking n throwing up when my baby was crying in front of the mirror like… your pen on another level

I know shit bout to hit the fan in the next chapters and I’m both terrified and ready to eat that shit right on up 🙏🏾

This meal you’ve prepared for us is too sweet and my ass us gon continue to eat and eat and eat and eat. And when I’ve eaten and I think I can no longer eat more, imma push through and keep eating and eating and eating.

You a real one for this fic like. You giving the people what they want 😭 I hope you getting ya coochie ate for your service to the community 🧎🏾‍♀️

[madebyleftovermuses]

* Cleaning up from the battle

* I’m not crying I’m fuckin’ sobbing!!

* Ghost is alive, injured maybe but alive nonetheless ❤️❤️❤️❤️

* Arya looks worse than Jon

* I think that might be the end of the Mormont family

* Was Gendry looking for Arya?

* Yes, he was and the Hound knows they did the nasty

* Wow, Dany just thrusting the Baratheon name on Gendry and lordship

* Tyrion making Davos feel better

* Hound just straight up took the wine

* Creepy Bran speaking

* Dany cheering Arya

* Sansa and Dany need to work their shit out

* Of course Tyrion is playing a drinking game

* What you up to spider?

* Damn, Tyrion that is straight up rude!

* Wow gives a fuck if she’s a virgin or not

* Podrick just smiled at Tormund and he walked right away ❤️

* Tormund turning to the Hound ❤️❤️

* Finally a Sansa and Hound moment!!

* Where is Arya?

* Gendry, sweetie, what the hell are you doing?

* Arya, that was the nicest way to turn him down

* Gendry looks heartbroken

* Accurate thought of the north, Jamie.

* Jamie jealous of Tormund

* Jamie, sweetie, what the hell are you doing?

* “I’ve never slept with a Knight before” well, no shit Jamie, you preferred your sister and most knights until now have been males

* Still aunt and nephew

* Or you know, you can marry and you’ll still be queen

* Dany is so used to getting her way and gets mad when she doesn’t

* Are there actually still Dothraki?

* Arya calling Jon her brother like real brother

* Brienne staying “to protect the Stark girls”

* Bronn showing up in the north

* Even Bronn knows Tyrion never shuts up

* Road trip to King’s Landing with Hound and Arya!!

* Poor Dragon has has a injured wing 😢

* Tormund is leaving us 😭😭😭

* And Ghost?! 💔💔💔😭😭😭

* Gilly is pregnant!!!

* Why is everyone leaving us??

* Greyworm all happy!!

* Tyrion blabbing Jon’s secret

* Oh fuck!!!

* And then there was one dragon left

* Missandei!? Greyworm can’t be happy for five minutes!

* Oh good! She is alive

* I’m all for killing Cersei buuuut this is not the way

* Can’t believe Jamie is going back to Cersei

* The mountain got new armor

* Dany has a tiny army now

* Tyrion trying to talk down Cersei

* missandei 😭😭😭 but it’s cool I’ll see her again in Fast and the Furious 😛