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The Curse of Cassandra [EP : VI]

Read in Ao3 : here

Pairings:  Qimir x f!reader(SEA Reader)  [The Acolyte]

Content waring : 18+ smut/nsfw, manipulation, fingering, p in v, virgnity loss, unprotected sex, creampie (Just asking for a friend: Do the Bene Gesserit need a condom?🤔)

tags/themes : Alternate Universe - Dune & Star wars, Partners in Crime, Strangers to Lovers

Summary: On your twentieth birthday, after spending nearly three years with Qimir, you finally decide to reveal your secret to him. And from that moment, your relationship with him will never be the same again.

Status: finished writing this fic! (It will end in Episode 14)

A/N : As mentioned, This fan fiction mixes elements from two universes, so some details might not match canon perfectly. I’ve made adjustments but will try to keep key canon elements intact. I hope you read this for enjoyment, not to nitpick details.

ps. Writing smut in English is rather demanding for me. I hope you can forgive any mistakes in this EP. I’ve done my best 😭

➡  Intro // EP : 1 // EP : 2 // EP : 3 // EP : 4 // EP : 5 // EP : 7 // EP : 8 // EP : 9 // EP : 10 // EP : 11 // EP : 12 // EP : 13 // EP : 14 (Completed)

[Episodes 6] Four things cannot be hidden—love, smoke, a pillar of fire and a man striding across the open bled.

On your twentieth birthday, after spending three years with Qimir, you finally decide to reveal your secret to him.

There is no point in hiding it any longer, especially after he has already seen something he shouldn’t have on that ship. Besides, you no longer wish to conceal it. That near-death experience has changed your perspective—not just on your own feelings but also on the visions that have surfaced from deep within your subconscious. Through the fog of time, you sense profound changes—both in the future paths and in the bond between you and him.

A bond you never wanted to form. Feelings you wish to deny. But no matter how hard you try, in the end, you can’t escape it.

Sometimes, fate has a strange way of twisting things—you can’t help but think that when you recall your first meeting. You hated Qimir with all the intensity of your feelings. You couldn’t stand him. There were moments you even plotted his death, planning to flee far away. But who would have thought that three years later, you’d find yourself lying in his arms on a small bed in a rundown hotel near the Starports on Olega, far removed from the bloody events on Tatooine.

You are uncertain if it can even be called love. But one thing is certain: Qimir's presence changes your life forever. He changes you. You change him. And you have no idea if it is for better or worse.

Resting your head on Qimir's chest, you let his large hand caress your back. It's strange how safe you feel with him, despite having witnessed him kill so many people.

But it's not just you who feels this way. Qimir doesn't seem to fear you either. His words are blunt and direct when he finally asks about what he's seen. "I saw what you did—you control people with just your words," Qimir says. "What exactly are you? A member of some witch's coven?"

He turns on his side, wrapping his arm around your shoulder, holding you close as if to comfort you from the terrifying events that have unfolded earlier. Yet at the same time, it is clear he intends to keep you there, preventing you from leaving until you answer his question honestly.

You know Qimir’s intent, but do not push back. You remain silent for a moment before replying.

"It is an ancient technique passed down by my people," you confess, feeling as though you are revealing a terrible sin to some forgotten god. "We use our voice to command others, bending their will to our desires." You pause before adding, "And no, I am not part of any witch’s coven. My mother said those covens are nothing but lowly imitators, trying to replicate what we truly are."

"Your people? What do you mean?" Qimir frowns, curiosity gleaming in his eyes.

You close your eyes and take a deep breath. A wave of unease washes over you as you realize that the moment of truth is finally upon you.

“I am Bene Gesserit.”

Bene Gesserit—those words, foreign to most in this age, are known only to a select few who have studied ancient history.

According to old records, before the rise of the Jedi Order, the Bene Gesserit was a powerful religious order that held great power throughout the galaxy, known as the Sisterhood. They only accepted women deemed worthy into their ranks.

It is said that the Bene Gesserit were the true originators of the Force, passing down their teachings through generations. The Bene Gesserit sisters possessed mysterious powers and physical capabilities far beyond the reach of ordinary people. They could neutralize poisons within their own bodies, control others with the power of the voice, and train their minds and bodies to heights that defied natural limits. Some could even glimpse into the future with an eerie sense of prophecy, though only fragments of what was to come—except for the Reverend Mothers who led the order. They alone held the power to peer through the memories of their ancestors, journeying through the past, present, and distant future.

And it was this obsession with the visions they received that drove their beliefs. The Bene Gesserit were convinced that the universe was heading toward destruction, haunted by the prospect of a terrible future. Their only solution was to guide human evolution to its pinnacle through meticulous breeding programs that spanned generations. They strengthened their power by sending their sisters to marry and breed with the ruling houses of various planets, integrating themselves into the political and religious structures, and influencing every layer of society, from the lowest to the highest ranks—all for one ultimate goal: the creation of the Kwisatz Haderach, a superior human who transcended all others.

Yet ironically, it was the Kwisatz Haderach himself who brought about the very doom of the universe, which the Bene Gesserit had feared and attempted to avoid all along.

The Bene Gesserit succeeded in creating the Kwisatz Haderach as intended, but they utterly failed to control him. Paul Atreides, the only son of Duke Leto Atreides and Lady Jessica of the Atreides, a Bene Gesserit sister, became a religious icon before he reached twenty. He was revered as the Lisan al Gaib—Voice from the Outer World—and was worshiped as a godhead. He led the Fremen, the ancient people of Arrakis, in a jihad that spread across the galaxy. Tens of millions perished in the holy war, and hundreds of millions more during the tyrannical rule of the Kwisatz Haderach’s own son.

Eventually, the Kwisatz Haderach's dynasty was annihilated by the vengeful masses, and the universe slowly began to heal, giving rise to numerous new sects, including the Jedi Order.

The Bene Gesserit were said to have vanished during this time, and rumors of their demise were widespread. Some claimed that the Kwisatz Haderach, driven by his hatred for the Sisterhood, had eradicated them entirely, while others believed they were blamed for the jihad and were hunted down by the vengeful populace.

Regardless of the cause, the true reason for the destruction of the Bene Gesserit was their overwhelming power and the mysterious goals they pursued. It was decided that the Bene Gesserit witches should no longer exist in the universe, as no one wanted to risk the emergence of a second Kwisatz Haderach.

For thousands of years, you have been the last Bene Gesserit. Although your skills and powers are far weaker than those of your ancestors due to a lack of proper training, you still surpass both Jedi and Sith. Your power is the source of the Force they wield—an ancient power that none can fully replicate unless they are also Bene Gesserit.

“I am not only a Bene Gesserit; I am also a Fremen,” you reveal, deciding to share another layer of your secret with him. You point to your deep blue eyes, the eyes of Ibad, the distinct mark of your ancient race, now long extinct along with the Bene Gesserit. “My Fremen name is Hara[1], a name known only to my mother."

You are surprised at yourself for disclosing your Fremen name to him. For the Fremen, a tribal name carries deep meaning and significance, given only to those who can be trusted completely.

However, you feel a sense of relief after finally speaking, though it's not complete. There are still secrets you haven’t shared with him, but revealing this much is already more than enough. You trust Qimir, but you are unsure how much of this truth he can truly accept. Deep down, you are terrified he might see you as a monster, shun you, or worse, decide to eliminate you like others might. Your very existence might be too dangerous to allow you to survive.

But Qimir says nothing. He appears deep in thought, his expression unreadable. You can’t discern his feelings, and the silence grows unbearable. Finally, you ask, 'Do you fear me now that you know who I am?'"

As the words leave your mouth, you bite your lip unconsciously while waiting for his reply, worry gnawing at you. How strange it is to be afraid of his rejection more than your own death."

"Fear?" Qimir tilts his head, puzzled by your question for a moment. Seeing your distressed expression, he quickly grasps your concern. "I have no reason to fear you," he says, stepping closer to place a gentle kiss on your forehead, then the tip of your nose. "I do not fear you," he emphasizes, sealing his words with a firm kiss on your lips.

You let Qimir kiss you a little longer. When he finally gives you a chance to catch your breath, you ask, 'Even though I am dangerous?' Your voice is barely a whisper, filled with uncertainty.

Everything feels too perfect and too smooth, and instead of providing reassurance, it only makes you feel more uneasy.

Qimir smiles widely, almost as if he wants to laugh but is holding it back. "Oh, in that case, it’s me you should fear more." He teases, his tone playful, as he resumes kissing you. Not on your lips, but now on your ear, nibbling playfully, while one of his hands moves up to your breast, caressing and teasing your nipple through the fabric with his thumb.

Your eyes widen as you realize what is about to happen. You grab Qimir’s arm, quickly halting his mischievous actions before things can go any further. “Qimir,” you call out his name, your heart pounding, your voice faltering with each shaky breath.

Qimir stops immediately, pulling back slightly to look into your eyes. You see the clear reflection of desire in his dark eyes. “Don’t want to?” he asks, his voice carrying a hint of pleading, though the playful smirk at the corner of his mouth suggests something more sly, as if he knows every thought in your mind without reading it, knowing that you won’t refuse.

His knowing demeanor makes you feel annoyed, but there is little you can do. In a situation like this, you are at a disadvantage in nearly every way.

“Well, I…” You try to speak but hesitate for a moment, your cheeks burning hot as if set aflame. You don’t know how to explain it to him without making yourself feel even more embarrassed. “I don’t know how... I’ve never... you understand, right?”

That isn’t entirely true. Even though you have never been intimate with anyone, you aren’t that naive. As a Bene Gesserit, you can see the past through ancestral memories, which sometimes bring you glimpses of things you shouldn’t see, intruding into your dreams. But dreams and reality are entirely different. You feel out of place, unsure of what to do, like someone who has read extensively but fails when it comes to practical application.

Qimir lets out a clear laugh, his sly smile shifting to one of genuine amusement, making you blush even more. Before you can protest, he seizes the moment and silences you with a kiss.

This time, though, it feels different.

Never before has a kiss between you two felt so deep and intense. His lips and tongue are sharp and distinct as they invade, filled with a potent desire that permeates every touch, burning with unwavering purpose, as if he wants to touch the very core of your being, reaching the true self you have never revealed to anyone.

When he finally pulls back, he doesn’t move far. His mouth lingers on your lips, and his hands gently cradle your cheeks. “Relax, don’t be afraid,” Qimir whispers, his lips trailing to your neck, feeling the rapid pulse beneath your skin, then moving down to your chest. “I told you before, you don’t need to hide yourself when you’re with me.” His voice is soft, almost dreamlike, but every touch is real.

You follow his lead, as if under a spell, letting him undress you without resistance. His large hands roam over every part of your soft skin, planting kisses along the curves of your body, from your shoulders down to your hips, and finally to the inside of your thighs. His dark eyes examine your naked form without looking away, not missing a single detail, taking in every perfection and flaw—nothing hidden, nothing concealed.

“I want you to feel every emotion within you—anger, fear, and desire…” The word ‘desire’ from Qimir’s lips was as sweet as honey. “Embrace who you truly are, what you can be, and what you can do when you’re with me—only with me.”

You flinch as his fingertips brush against your delicate folds before sliding inside you. You can feel every knuckle as he slowly works his way deeper, one finger becoming two, gently stretching you as he allows you to grow accustomed to the sensation. He then begins to move them slowly, his thumb rubbing your bud, massaging every sensitive spot inside and out, sending shivers of unfamiliar pleasure through your body.

Waves of strange, stinging bliss ripple across your skin, making you restless as you writhe in the throes of sharp delight. But his other hand presses firmly on your lower abdomen, forcing you to stay still.

“Be a good girl,” Qimir admonishes, a grin tugging at his lips, clearly enjoying watching you struggle helplessly beneath him.

You moan, burying your face in the pillow, your entire body trembling with the intensity of your climax, making you feel like you are floating in a sea of stars. After catching your breath for a moment, you look up to see Qimir hastily removing his own clothes. His skin is pale, his body sculpted with lean, defined muscles, as beautiful as a statue in a temple. But what sets him apart are the scars, some small, some large, like cracks in marble. Yet these imperfections only make him more striking, unique, and beautiful.

Qimir turns to look at you, fully aware that you have been watching him the entire time. His face softens in the dim light, but his eyes remain dark. You sense the intense longing within them—a desire he’s harbored for a long time. You wonder why you never noticed the fragile restraint in him until now. He seems on the verge of snapping, as if he’s been wound too tight, ready to unravel at any moment.

Qimir wastes no time, wrapping an arm around your waist and pulling you close until there’s no space left between you and him. His hardness presses firmly against the crevice of your thighs, the heat spreading through your body as his cock gradually sinks into your swollen slit, filling you completely.

A low moan escapes his lips, soft and barely audible. Qimir pauses briefly, giving you a chance to catch your breath and adjust. As he takes a moment to relish the closeness, he revels in the warmth of your tight, slick, silky walls that embrace his length perfectly.

"It might hurt at first, but it’ll get better soon. Just bear with it," he murmurs, his hand gently stroking your hair. He plants a warm kiss on your cheek, trying to comfort you as your face contorts with pain. It feels like he’s about to tear you apart as he pushes in fully. You lock eyes with him in shock as a flood of emotions washes over you—strange, frightening, painful, and thrilling all at once.

Your lips part, letting out a silent moan as Qimir begins to move, thrusting in to the hilt until you can feel every inch of him deep within you. He brushes away a stray lock of black hair from your face, tucking it behind your ear. His lips press a kiss to your sweat-dampened temple as his hips thrust forward, quickening the pace. Your soft inner walls tighten, clenching around him as his tip repeatedly hits your sweet spot.

By now, the pain has subsided, replaced by waves of pleasure building inside you, ready to explode.

Tears stream down your cheeks as you grip Qimir's shoulders as if your life depends on his mercy. Your hips rise to meet his movements, every fiber of your being striving to get closer to him, nearly melding into one.

The rhythm changes slightly, slowing down and becoming less steady but more forceful. You pant heavily, feeling the climax approaching, each movement bringing you closer to the edge of ecstasy.

Just a few more thrusts, and you both reach the peak together. He spills into you, his release filling you up and spilling over. The hot, wet feeling of his cum makes your body shiver and feel dizzy, still unaccustomed to these new sensations.

The room gradually returns to calm. When Qimir pulls away, your body suddenly feels light and empty, like weightless cotton. You drift in the calm afterglow, enveloped in his embrace as he nuzzles you, kisses your cheeks and forehead, and caresses your hair tenderly, just as lovers do."

But there are no words of 'love' from his lips. The last thing you hear from Qimir before slipping into sleep is, 'You’re no longer alone. You belong to me.”

Instead of feeling reassured by these words, a strange unease flickers through your mind, as if you've just stepped onto a path of grave mistake.

Footnotes:

[1] In Fremen culture (as depicted in the film Dune), Fremen names are special names that differ from regular ones, only shared with outsiders when there’s deep trust and acceptance. For example, Chani tells Paul her Fremen name, 'Sihaya,' as a sign of accepting him as a lover. That’s why the reader needs a Fremen name—it’s culturally important (and I certainly WILL NOT USE Y/N as a Fremen name, absolutely no way!). I’ve hinted at this name since EP : I (if you pay attention, you’ll notice it), and it ties into the story, so I hope you're okay with the name I picked.

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|| My Ocs From Different Fandoms

tagged by: @fruit-of-infidelity

tagging: no one bc my friends have all already been tagged >:( but if you see this: DO IT 🔫

HI HI HI. I HAVE MILLIONS OF OCS THAT I CARE FOR AND LOVE VERY VERY MUCH, EVEN IF I DONT HAVE DEDICATED BLOGS FOR THEM! (and those that have been forgotten bc i’ve become unhappy with them, bUT THATS NOT THE POINT! ANYWAYS!)

Also this art I’ve found is OLD. eat my ass /lh

Also (x2)! A few of these were made in sort of a story I’d sometimes talk abt with a friend! But since we don’t talk much anymore, I’ve kind reworked my ocs into their own thing. (or made an attempt to without just completely redoing them).

(I won’t ramble too much these it but I want to pls enable me to do so)

I. Virek Sutcliffe (Diabolik Lovers)

Are: 18

Species: Human

Pronouns: He/Him

Desc. AHHHH MY SWEET BABY BOY. Probably my most known oc idk. BUT YEAH. he acts as an alternate protagonist after you complete all the contact in the More, Blood game :D He’s a former experiment, who ended up in Kaminashi completely by chance. It’s the similar case of “wrong place, wrong time”, except with Virek comes a lot more chaos than usual. My entire purpose for him was to incite more animosity between the families, and indirectly cause Karl’s plans to absolutely fail. (which in the end he’s happy about bc he hates that guy).

but yeah. he’s a silent, odd, and downright IRRELEVANT and MISSABLE character, but so much so that he attracts chaos and eeriness and just freaks some of these guys out in the worst way. yeah :) (no art bc im still redesigning him).

II. Rowhin (Diabolik Lovers)

Age: 19

Species: Questionable!

Pronouns: They/Them

Desc. It’s a self insert imma be so honest. Its a s/i for richter bc i am down TREMENDOUSLY and delusional 😞 They act as a servant for them bc they met him at a convenient time. Technically they’re supposed to be helping him advance his plans to reunite with Cordelia. But you know. things don’t go that way and those two silly fucks end up catching a tiny teaspoon of feelings. (In which Richter will never actually admit bc it’s RICHTER. but i’m delusional and greedy so i can do what i want 🙄🤷)

(no art bc i hate my previous designs; drawing myself makes me so picky).

III. Avard (Genshin Impact)

Age: Not specific (between 20 and 30)

Species: Human

Vision: Anemo

Origins: Khaenri’ah (birth), Monstadt (raised)

Desc: Yes ik I said his vision is anemo but in the photo is cryo. there’s a reason for that its bc he’s faking that’s not his. ANYWAYS. Bro’s technically from Khaenri’ah, but remembers absolutely nothing (and probably never will)— So he doesn’t consider it home since he has no connection to it.

Instead he was raised by a father and son in Springvale. But unfortunately after getting in between a father/son quarrel and trying to prevent it from escalating, he obtained a vision ‼️ and ofc nothing goes right and he couldn’t actually gain control over it, so he did de-escalate it. his adoptive father and newfound best friend died 🤷

so he ran away, changed his appearance and his name, and became sort of a scholar?? not really. he just wants to find some kind of answer as to why he feels out of place. he’s one of those characters that’s on the road with traveler a lot, but doesnt actually get involved unless it’s useful for him.

IV. Khalid (Genshin Impact)

Age: Not specific (mid 20s — early 30s)

Origins: Sumeru

Vision: Electro

Pronouns: Hey/They

Desc: Bro’s a ghost. Okay not like. Fr a ghost. But he’s like. NEVER SEEN?? He had one terrible day during early akademiya days and said “guess i’ll die” /j. He’s technically a Haravatat scholar, despite his methods of doing things being more fitted for Rtawahist; he just joined the former bc it had the least amount of students to worry about.

He keeps to himself mostly, rarely every actually being seen at the Akademiya. (he’s there he just. doesn’t wanna be noticed 😭 people do NOT like this man). People also refuse to believe that he’s the author behind all of these genuinely well done and thought out articles bc they think he’s a wacko, whatever. 😭 Bro refuses most of his summons unless he feels like coming, and just spends time stargazing, thats if. Bro’s a nerd 😞

Oh also his vision story is very stupid. Bro electrocuted himself with a toaster one day, said fuck it, and found his vision lying on his doorstep whenever he went outside again.

V. Zone (One Piece)

Age: Late 20s

Species: Human

Affiliation: Marines

Devil Fruit: None

Pronouns: He/They

Desc. Bro’s just a marine idk what to tell you. NAH BUT ‼️ He used to be affiliated w Doflamingo’s crew. But after a friend he made turned him over to the marines as a kid (they didn’t wanna see him grow up to be like Doffy. as they should’ve) Zone was just raised to be a marine.

Which is like cool whatever. Yada yada bro grows up training w them. BUT THEN WHENEVER HE TURNS LIKE?? 23?? BRO GETS DRAFTED INTO THE SAME DIVISION SMOKER IS IN AND LOSES HIS MIND 😭 Bro is aggressively homosexual for captain smoker and that is his ONLY personality trait /j

nah but he’s one of those people who’s super loud, energetic, and obnoxious. but then when he’s fighting or focused he’s eerily quiet. everyone’s like “damn i guess he can be serious.” (they take those words back as soon as work is finished).

VI. Nero (Fandomless)

Age: Unknown, (early to mid 20s physically)

Species: Vampire

Pronouns: They/He

Desc. Previously a DL oc, i made him fandomless just for my own mental health. BUT! Nero is a Vampire & an artist. He specialises in painting and sculpting, and has made some of the most beautiful things the underworld has ever seen. Except none are marketed as his.

He was taken in by a prominent family of artists, who are going through a dilemma when the eldest son just ABSOLUTELY SUCKS. So in exchange for a home, and the ability to do what he likes, he acts as a secret proxy for the eldest. But yada yada things happen and an ‘accident’ ends up taking place, and Nero is taken in by someone else. Bro has to regain his love for the arts again, while also learning to be treated as something MORE than just a set of hands to make things :). (also i hate this design sm i wanna change it).

VII. Rook (Fandomless)

Age: Unknown

Species: Also Unknown

Pronouns: Literally make them up Rook does NOT care

Desc. There’s not much too Rook other than them being a jester who pulls lethal silly pranks by trapping people in playing cards and swapping them around! Nah but to be completely serious, i love playing around w just full fantastical and magical characters, and Rook is one of them. Bro is technically a criminal, but hey they’re a jester you can’t arrest them!!!! it’s just a joke!!!

They wander around to every which place and just have a grand ‘ole time toying with people. But sometimes they will trap you inside of a playing card and use you for a trick! You may die! But it’s fine it’s just a joke!!!—

Oh! And they don’t speak. They only jingle. They got jingly shoes, jingly hat. Yeah. (also idk if that is a mask, or just their face. Make smth up).

IX. Bonnie (Fandomless)

Age: mid 20s

Species: Human

Pronouns: They/Them

Desc: I don’t have a drawn out design for them, but I do have some general thoughts!! They live on a planet who’s population is incredibly advanced. BUT! Their basically a nobleman im a highly futuristic society, that has a general distaste of cyborgs. (Even minor things like bionic limbs). Unfortunately for them, they have a bionic eye (well its more like those things you see in dragon ball. but whatever) 🤷. Oops, big ‘ole issue when you’re the child of a man who has to run an entire planet’s population‼️

VIII. Pyro (Fandomless)

Age: 26-ish (probably older??)

Species: Alien (humanoid, technically. but he is supposed to be a fire guy)

Pronouns: Hey/They (wouldn’t care if any others are used though).

Companion: Kalixo (added him bc i love this little dude and him and Pyro are a PACKAGE DEAL)

Desc: In the same universe as Bonnie ‼️ He’s a fire-oriented alien from a planet of different elemental guys, who each specialise in their own type of art. His specifically being welding/engineering. Unfortunately bro’s planet was DECIMATED when he was a child, BUT DON’T LOSE HOPE— he can just rebuild it 🙄 bc building is what he does 🙄 he’s just a funny, silly, heart on his sleeve guy who adores building.

Like Bonnie, he also has bionic body parts :D specifically mechanical legs! As a kid, he had a condition that made his legs increasingly weaker as he grew, so being the amateur master craftsman he was, he just made himself new ones. AND they’re fire powered because he’s cool 🤷 ( also his human form isnt what he actually looks like. his family specifically just chooses it bc fire is scary to others!)

ALSO! HE HAS A CAT. bro has a cat named Kalixo, who’s just a wandering spirit that likes being a cat form and being lazy and doted on. bro met pyro bc pyro was DUMB and ran into him (kicked him) by accident and cried for hours. Now he follows him around and acts as a voice of reason to keep pyro from being too STUPID.

X. Ezekiel (Fandomless)

Age: Unknown (thousands of years old)

Species: Vampire

Pronouns: He/Him

Desc. A lot of my followers came here from DL, so vampires should be your thing. HOWEVER! EZEKIEL HERE IS A BIG ‘OLE BABY. A vampire who refuses to drink blood from humans, because be doesn’t want to put himself, or anyone else, in that kind of vulnerable position. He also: is a recluse. Seriously, a HERMIT. He holds himself up in an abandoned library that full of spirits and ghosts, and does not LEAVE.

He also doesn’t speak. He passes notes. And if you somehow stumble in he will HIDE FROM YOU and maybe throw paper balls at you until you leave :3

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Text Conversation XXIV: World Cup Group Chat 5

Tags: @millythegoat, @alissonbecksfan234, @moomin279, @lfc-fanfiction, @rist-mlts

Virg: Well, there goes Argentina

EgyptianKing: to where?

Dejan: To the semis 🙃

Ali: VIRGIL I’M SORRY

Virg: For what?

Ali: I JINXED IT

Virg: You believe in that?

Ali: I said “beat Argentina” and Netherlands lost. It’s official 😭 I’m bad luck

Hendo: ALISSON RAMSES BECKER

Hendo: What would the boss say if he saw you beating on yourself like that?

SarcasticMilner: That it was well-deserved

Ali: For once Milly, you’re right

Hendo: ALI NO

Hendo: You’re lucky I’m in England camp Milly, or I’ll give you a proper kick up the—

Harvito: Hello

Virg: HARVEY

Virg: I’M COMING BACK HOME

Ali: I’m already on a flight to Dubai

Dejan: Where did that week long BREAK go, Alisson?

Ali: I miss the other guys ☹️

Ali: And the boss 🥺

SarcasticMilner: Honestly Dejan, did you even need to ask?

Dejan: You have a point, Milly

SarcasticMilner: We’re looking for three points vs. Lyon

Dejan: Better not play the women’s team, their captain could assassinate our attack single-handed

Ibou: ALLEZ LES BLEUS

Hendo: NO

Hendo: JUST NO

Ibou: You’ll deprive an innocent child of his dream? 🥺

Hendo: We have TWO innocent children here on England: Trent and Jude

SarcasticMilner: Trent’s only half innocent. I told you Robbo’s a bad influence

Robbo Hoodie: I heard that 😐

SarcasticMilner: Robbo! 🤐

Harvito: Take that advice for yourself, man

Fabi: How's Lucho?

Harvito: Not good

Harvito: Me and Fabio have tried everything to cheer him up, but to no avail 💔 He’s heartbroken

Ibou: Curses

Virg: You’re right, curses. But I’m not going to say them

Ali: I’ve heard you swear

Virg: NOW LISTEN HERE, YOU GOALKEEPER WITH EXCELLENT FACIAL HAIR—

Ali: 🥺

Virg: It’s okay, you’re good

Virg: Just not entirely innocent

Hendo: The boss begs to differ you, Virgil

Ali: That’s why I’m going back to where I’m loved and cared for

Taki: Wish I could say the same about my team

Ali: We care for you here 🥰

Taki: WHERE’S THAT REFEREE

Taki: I’LL HAVE MAYA CUT HIM DOWN WITH A SAMURAI SWORD

SarcasticMilner: Can I join Maya? I like him already

Taki: No, you’ll contaminate him

SarcasticMilner: NOW LISTEN HERE, YOU—

Hendo: 👀 I’m WATCHING you, James Milner

EgyptianKing: Have you forgotten I’m here? 🇪🇬👑

SarcasticMilner: Yes 😒 And I wish you’d remained quiet so I could continue to forget

Ali: I’m coming in tomorrow morning

SarcasticMilner: I’ll send a memo to the boss to pick up his child 😒

Hendo: Here’s a more constructive question: when are you coming back, Fabi?

Fabi: In a couple of days. I need a vacation 🏖

Virg: I’m coming back immediately. You all better have FOX Sports turned off, because I’m not watching the rest of the World Cup

Ibou: What about for me and Hendo and Trent?

Virg: Still not watching

Dejan: You’re just bitter because ONE centerback actually got to the semis

Dejan: Which centerback? Why, the one you sold

Virg: YOU FILTHY ANIMAL

Dejan: That came rather fast 😎😎😎💅💅💅

SarcasticMilner: He’s just bitter, Ibou

Ali: How are the kids doing? I miss them 🧒🧒👶👶💮🔥💎🔔🐦☃️

Ibou: Let me guess. 💮 is Florrie because her first name is Flora, 🔥 is Kairo because it sounds like pyro-, 💎 is Henrietta because you call her “little gem”, 🔔 is Grace because she loves music and sound, 🐦 is Ellie because she keeps pestering Ludger, and ☃️ is Tristan because he’s obsessed with Olaf

EgyptianKing: OH GOD NO

EgyptianKing: If I see Frozen one more time I’m DEAD

SarcasticMilner: Welcome to my world

Robbo Hoodie: LET IT GO LET IT GO CAN’T HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE

Virg: JUST NO

Harvito: Gracie said another new word yesterday

Ali: Oh! 🤗 She did?

Hendo:  What did she say?

Harvito: She stood on her fat little legs, ran up to the boss, and called him Opa

EgyptianKing: AWWW🥰

Harvito: You were there, Mo!

EgyptianKing: Yeah, but it’s still cute

Ali: WHY did I miss that 😭😭😭😭😭🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 Baby Grace

SarcasticMilner: Guess it’s official, huh? The boss is officially a grandpa

Hendo: I thought we concluded that since we adopted Florrie

Harvito: And Tristan wouldn’t stop crying until we read him his snowman book for the thirtieth time

Ali: The wonders of childhood

Dejan: Ali, just adopt them already

SarcasticMilner: Are we surprised? 😒

(Everybody has deserted the chat.)

(SARCASTICMILNER has ended the chat.)

[bangtann-bangdamn]

Honestly, you’re the kind of energy I welcome into my life!

And I didn’t respond to any of those tags because by the time I got to here (the responding part), I forgot most of it - you have no idea how much time I spend rereading what people send me to make sure I’m replying to them and not just waffling 😅

Oh 100% Jimin has been selfish. But in his defence, yn was the one who was telling him it was fine because it was all fake to begin with (obviously we the readers know that’s a fat load of lies, but that’s what she genuinely believes). The whole thing got escalated when Hye-Jin stayed pushing the agenda that yn was cheating and that started the rift between yn and Yoongi because, even though yn told him she wasn’t talking to hye-jin, she didn’t tell him why (because she’s a terrible liar). She just said they had an argument and she didn’t want to talk about it and Yoongi, being the lovely human being he is, respected her wishes. So he had no idea until hye-Jin invited him along that something was up and yn started acting all suss (hye-Jin wouldn’t have just said it to Yoongi like that. She’s mad at yn, but at the end of the day they are still friends. She just didn’t agree with the ‘cheating’ so she’s giving yn a chance to tell him herself or get caught In the act). Then Jimin turned up and they disappeared and he starts putting 2 and 2 together and coming up with 9, if you know what I mean.

It’s basically a giant mess and exactly what I love lol.

Okay, as for the other things

1) I like Taylor’s music. Haven’t listened to her latest album yet. I don’t know why you would fear Thursdays though? Does she release stuff on Thursdays?

2) I alway said I never procrastinated, but fuck yeah I did. But I got really good at playing myself by making sure I did a little bit every day, or filling up my schedule to the point where procrastinating was not an option anymore (like I volunteered a lot of time for this sci-fi movie festival in my 2nd and 3rd year as it was slap bang in the middle of my deadlines so I was forced to make sure all my worm was done or nearly done. I know that’s not great advice right now with covid, but nothing makes you panic more than having no time 🤣). But essays were always an easy one to do because you have the planning stage - highlight the important part of the essay question - what exactly are you answering? Then find books or journals on the topic and any time you find a quote, note down the bibliography, page number and the reason why you made a note of it (like if it’s for or against something or however it relates to the question) and repeat until you have enough sources (fill out those bibliographies yo). Then you organise your essay sections with headers and write a quick summary of what you want to say with quotes (easiest way is point-quote-explanation) and once your done you have the bare bones of an essay and then you just fill. Hardest parts are always intro and conclusions which I cannot help with as mine always sucked (no seriously, my lecturer always put question marks against it and was like ‘what are you talking about?!?’ Lol)

Also, you probably weren’t asking for essay help. I just miss writing essays 😭

3) oh shit it’s Ramadan?!? I didn’t know that! I’m trying to remember why you fast for it, but we only learnt about it once in like year 3 and then everything was about Christianity (because of course it was, god damn British education system). It’s for 30 days right? What’s the appropriate sentiment to send - good luck? That feels weird, even to me but I’m sending you happy thoughts!

4) I’ve never actually read wuthering heights, but I’ve only ever heard bad things about the characters. Tbh it’s not one I’ve ever felt the need to read, but if you really want to get pissed off at a main character then I recommend Brooklyn by Colm Toibin because the MC in that is... 😬

Okay, question - would people want Hye-jin's story as an actual story (like the written parts of Nocturne), or do you want the in-depth summary of what happened?

[callmehopeless]

since you love vtmb and writing about vampire! Kylo, can we expect some vtmb stories?? I'm thirsty for some content that the imagines tag can't already provide😭😭 I'm literally dying for some vampire shenanigans with reader

Do you want some vampire!kylo with the vtmb stuff? I can do it

(for those of you playing along at home with no concept of what VTMB is...it’s just vampires with extra steps, and darker and sexier)

He tries to remember the nights before

The Sabbat are a cold hand that reaches out to grasp around his throat, but Kylo doesn’t have many options, these days. He’s an agile hunter - graceful as they come, and has no qualms about doing what needs to be done to further the cause

At least, that’s what he tells himself

Nights are spent on the hunt: searching for a warm body to drain of every drop of life he can. The kill is something pure that brings him closer to life than he’s felt in so long, and he swears for a brief few hours afterwards that he catches his own reflection in the grimy mirror of his haven

Red eyes - soulless. He barely knows what he looks like, these days, but he tries to keep up appearances regardless

His clan can’t be said to be warm or welcoming, even if there are those that regard his presence from time to time. Lasombra, they call themselves: all of them revelling in shadow and the hunt, even if they deny it

It’s not them he fears, though. Not them he truly fears

Flesh-crafters smile through pointed teeth, and Snoke’s eyes are wilting, now. Years of sculpting and changing to make a monstrous form have made him into something withered and cruel, and Kylo knows the price of losing this war with the Camarilla will see him sculpted, too

He knows what happens to the rejects

To the Sabbat’s most hated failures

It takes him to an old trainyard, one night in September. Pricks of some approaching presence, dark at the sides of his vision as he unsheaths his blade

His eyes adjust, and in the dim light: he sees her

Like the rapture of this world; she sprints with flowing skirts and a set brow. Sprints with no weapons, as her eyes glow with the brightest hues he can imagine. Light, all light: splintering, burning when he hisses to dodge--

He’s too fast for her. Too fast, as this beautiful immortal skids on the dirt behind him. But there’s a flick in her wrist as a gold bracelet chimes, and he tries, tries to grit his fangs and slice at her, tries to move back into shadow and dark...

But his very blood freezes in his veins

Ice cold; pumping in his skin as though he feels the very decay in his body. Kylo swears he hears a chorus, somewhere off out by the hills - swears he feels his veins tugging as she approaches, fangs dipping out from barely parted lips

“I’ve been lonely,” she hums, stroking at the curve of his jaw with a cool hand, “and you’ve been gone so many nights.”

Kylo’s eyes flutter

“You know what they’d do,” he says, and his lips tremble under the weight of her spell, “if I didn’t stay away.”

When she lets him go; he seizes her wrist in his hand. Fragile thing - the hands of a blood mage, all incense and magic and old, forgotten truths

“Something changed your mind.”

Kylo sighs, and his response is oh so quiet as he kisses at her knuckles

“Maybe I’ll always end up coming back to you, in the end.”

When she kisses him - it’s with the taste of blood on her lips, and the feeling of something buried far down from a life long before in his soul

She smiles slyly

“Promises, promises.”