#I’m using the squidward naming logic cause he’s called calamardo in Spanish (calamari and Eduardo)
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I just got psychic damage by hearing Lauriam’s name on youtube pronounced as “larry-am”
#the guy keeps saying it like that throughout and I’m just like no😰#gives me that fear of how will the eng dub will eventually pronounce his name#the way his name starts looks like the word ‘laurel’ like the plant#so I argue that’s more fitting and sounds more elegant like that#and by saying it like that larryam u imply that his diminutive nickname would be larry and not laurie#now i can’t help but imagine brain calling him larry as a joke and lauriam just side eyes him like ( ¯−¯ )#(plus side note the way his name ends is a lot like the suffix -arium implying a purposeful place or setting like planetarium terrarium etc#so his name breaks down to meaning an enclosure or space where laurel is kept#Laurel leaves classically symbolized as a mark of achievement#very befitting of this overachiever who’s done with all his tasks by noon#and now a headcanon his parents were like what should we name our fancy son something distinctive but still regular sounding…#solution: combine the names Laurence and William there ya go#kh#khux#lauriam#all this typed out because I couldn’t ignore the way this person said his name 🧍🏽#extra side note for fun his name in Spanish would be lorellermo??? lorenmo??#edit: wait wait how about FLORELLERMO 💐✨👏 I’ll be here all night#I’m using the squidward naming logic cause he’s called calamardo in Spanish (calamari and Eduardo)
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