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1moreoffkeyanthem · 24 days ago

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TW ED MENTION!!!

I know I said it before but I fist yall not one of the things that has helped me the most the past few months has been picturing Eric Cartman telling me to get the fuck over myself every time I have urges to do some shit I shouldn’t be doing. Snaps me right out, man. “It’s a goddamn sandwich you stupid ginger bitch calm down or I’ll kick you right in the nuts” thank you Cartman.

#bullying yourself as Cartman works okay #I’m officially weight restored (woo) bc I rip on my ed for being stupid in a Cartman voice #my favorite abrasive fuckwad #PCE lore sorry #let me be clear I’ve had my setbacks (we ain’t talkin abt the head injury last month) but 5 months into recovery I’ve gained 20 pounds!#perks of working in a drs office now I can check shit and ask questions between appointments with my actual dr #I’m thanking Cartman idc it works

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