#I’m sure he ate with Calliope and Orpheus at least a FEW times… | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

void-tiger · 2 years ago

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Headcanon:

It’s less that Dream dislikes Mortal Food (he just doesn’t bother with it since he usually doesn’t “need” food or can just eat dreams-of-food), and moreso he isn’t a fan of the look and smell of the english food he saw at the White Horse when meeting up once a century with Hob Gadling. Then assumes All Mortal Food must be just as ghastly without the barrier of “this is what the dreamer dreams it tastes like nostalgically, or might taste like if they could ever have it.”

Which. To be fair. A lot of english food I’ve seen in like. Vlogs and such made by common blokes verses experienced cooks and chefs. Is just this brownish grey swimming in gravy mush. (I wouldn’t trust waking food either, Dream.)

#sandman headcanons #dream of the endless #and to be fair #delerium didn’t touch any of the food destruction cooked either #despite eating food from the dreaming that dream had brought up for them #which I do feel bad for destruction in those panels. RUDE you two!!#but also. guess neither trusted destruction’s cooking LOL #anyway. matthew or hob or johanna or fiddler’s green should introduce dream to foods from other cultures or cross cultural modern food #OR LIKE. just find the poor guy a family run greek restaraunt #I’m sure he ate with Calliope and Orpheus at least a FEW times…

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