#I’m super torn between this interpretation and them perpetually being a bickering couple

[kuroananosanji]

Listen I love the bickering couple dynamic to bits but we have to consider that Zoro and Sanji have only been fighting for 1-2 years for the duration of the whole show, it’s just to us they seem to have fought for two decades. They’re also like, hormonal young adults.

So imagine post-canon 30+ ZoSan being the most loving harmonious compatible couple all the Blues have ever seen because thank god their frontal lobes have finally developed, and their Strawhat status remain mostly a legend among people until one day the pirate king himself graces Sanji’s restaurant with his presence and is like “Shishishi are those two fighting in a corner somewhere?” And the younger chefs just think Luffy is joking because ZORO and SANJI?? FIGHTING??? I don’t think they’ve ever even had a single disagreement! And now it’s the ex Strawhats’ turn to burst out laughing OH IF ONLY YOU KNEW-