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cosmic-hoboandthehighlander · 5 months ago

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My friend and I just spent twenty minutes of our work day making up ideas for Bob’s Burgers episodes and this one’s called “Double Juggle” where the B plot is where Mort teaches everyone at the restaurant how to juggle.

At the end, everyone’s like “wow Mort, how’d you learn how to do this?” And he tells them “oh yeah, I used to be a clown to put myself through mortuary school”

I am in tears at the thought of Mort as a clown.

Let’s all be honest here, Mort would be a shit clown.

#bob’s burgers #mort the mortician #pov you’re reading the long ass message I just sent to my best friend #nah cuz the entire episode idea is a fricking BOOK #I’m still pissing myself at ‘Mort would be a shit clown’#lol all this is based off me knowing he did a magic routine at Tina’s birthday in season one #either I headcanoned he juggles and forgot or I saw this man juggle though idk I’m at work I can’t fact check this #but I feel like Mort can juggle

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