#I’m still Team Jake and I have always have been 😤
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sid471 · 5 months ago
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Jake Disventure Camp… does NOT need a time out :3
… Okay maybe he does a little, but not in this post 😊… Also I know he has an actual last name. This is part of… uh… a sorta series of posts lol. Anyway!
I’ve seen some people say ‘Omg OF COURSE Jake reverted to his old self, bad writing, and character’ but like… Jake is a person .-. Of course he’s not gonna completely kick his deeply rooted toxic habits over the course of a couple weeks 😶 him… like relapsing, for lack of better word, is completely normal. Expected even ._. Like, love’im or hate’im, Jake HAS grown as a person. One outburst doesn’t automatically erase all the progress he HAS made >_>
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chaosunleashedhehehe · 9 months ago
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Hullo, it’s ya boi again. Bored af and you know what?? We’re back at it again with a Twilight first watch/shitpost. Enjoy!
I always like how they run like toddlers. No wait? Didn’t I see this in Chucky? 🏃🏼‍➡️🔪
Bro ur making out with your girlfriend and asking her to marry you. Lameee
Babe ur worried about divorce and you’ve been jumping on his ass for two movies now. I think ur just delulu
See Charlie is the only sane person in this entire franchise. Wanting to save his daughter from Edward, absolute father material. 10/10
Charlie really on team Jacob here. Don’t blame him 🐺💕
Edward really is the type of boyfriend who wouldn’t let you walk to the store without breathing down your neck. Hah see what I did there? But he’s husband material? Okayyy
Bella’s Mom sees the red flags too!! Bella please gurllll. 🚩🚩🚩
Aweeee her mom’s so freaking sweet! Bella pay her a visit for the life of me
STEVE IS THAT YOU??
You know what song should be playing when they’re running? Wolves- by Selena Gomez
AYYYEEEE ITS WOLF BOY!!
Edward; certified gaslighter, lover of liess
Lmao. Get recked Edward. Wolf boy’s got nards
Even Jacob’s getting roasted by the boys.
I love how welcoming the wolves are to her. Very wholesome. Yet she still chose the vampire??
THANK YOU JACOB! TALK SOME SENSE INTO HER!
Mmm yes. Pocket that shirt for later. Let the stank stink 👌🏻😤
Lmaoo. Thought the boy was going to make out with Charlie real quick
Vampires can SMELL people? Huh. Seems legit 👃🏻
“Sthap. From now on I’m Switserland, okay??”
Really at each others throats there, huh?
“Doesn’t he have a shirt?” Bro I don’t think so. He’s an aPECKS predator *rawr* 🐺
Ngl. I actually kinda like the lore with the werewolves. Idk! It’s kinda cool in the midsts of all the Bella drama.
I don’t understand why Bella can’t see her family and crap. Like-?? Charlie could vibe with it- he’d be confused but he’s vibe! He wouldn’t care
“I won’t stop fighting for you until your heart stops beating”
“Well you won’t have to fight for long :/“
LMAO THE PUNCH. SHE REALLY THOUGHT
“I kissed Bella. And she broke her hand punching my face”
Charlie: *too stunned to speak*
Awee :( Poor Rosalie. I honestly feel so bad for her. At least she got her revenge!
Omg Jojo Siwa is that you??
The sniffing of the flannel has me so freaking dead 💀💀. They mf passed it around like nacho cheese dip
Grrrrr Ima angree woof >:/ 🐺🐺🐺
Ah yes. Pet the dawgy
LMAOOO. Bella really had to put out that she’s a virgin. Charlie’s so much happier
OH SHIT WELL THAT DIDNT LAST LONG HOLY FUCK— wait nvm oh well damn
“Sorry Bella, but I don’t want you to be a slut- I only consent in marriage 👊🏻😌”
The mf awkward running with Bella.
OH SHIT THEY’RE EMERGING LIKE LOCH NESS MONSTERS
CHILDREN OF THE SEA!
“Let’s face it. I AM hotter than you 😉”
Jacob really knows how to slide into those dms- and sleeping bags
Edward mf glaring daggers at him
“She could change her mind you know” sir she has the brain capacity of a spoon. I don’t think she will
JAKE STAY- WTF YOU THINK HE IS- A DOG???
Bella you’re choosing the vampire. Why do you need to lead on the wolf too?
I love how vampire are shiny on the inside too ;)
BELLA DONT JUST SIT THERE RUN??? HIDE!! Something useful!!
Talk about a neck breaking experience!
Bro really got hurt on the last leg of the fight huh?
“That’s highly dangerous”
“Well at least you’re bullet proof!”
*and scene*
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