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klanced · 1 year ago

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#LGBTQ #ally zarkon is so funny to me. like he'll commit heinous war crimes but he draws the line at killing gay people

I think back in 2017 I was making jokes about Zarkon being a feminist so him also being a huge ally is simply the next logical step. I think Zarkon is exactly like this Onion video:

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#the reason shiro escapes in episode one is because Zarkon realizes he’s gay and he’s like DO NOT HARM ONE HAIR ON HIS PRECIOUS HEAD!!!!#‘but Katie’ you say ‘didn’t shiro literally die later in the show.’#ahhh mon cherie don’t you see. they made lots of clones of shiro. so the net number of gay people in the universe actually went up #so it's fine #ask #anonymous #this is why Zarkon didn’t love Lotor btw. because Lotor was straight #I’m sosorry if these jokes aren’t actually funny guys I have well and actually lost it #my left ear has been clogged for literally since Monday and I fear it has costed me everything #well that and also my constant low grade fever and the constant taste of metal thanks to my paxlovid #voltronpride

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