#I’m soso hungry for that shit

[sparky-is-spiders]

Letting my precanon jongertrude au cook, turning it over and over in my head. I’m so weak for the idea of archival assistant Jon, all alone with his boss who is deciding whether or not he needs to be killed to stop Elias. Who isolates Jon further by overworking him deliberately, who recognizes that Elias is planning something, wants to see how this new assistant fits into that. Who glares at him with disdain but gives just enough scraps of praise to keep him in line and seeking validation from her. I’m so worried its OOC but I can’t stop thinking about it. I’m obsessed. I’m turning it over and over in my mind.

[xoprincess-elsie]

100 lbs in 1 year. That are 2 lbs every week. 😋 Its soso sexy. You will repeat next year or its to much a weight of 500 lbs for you?

Haha that was only cause I was breastfeeding at the time that shit makes u soooo hungry I was eating twice as much as I am now haha I would do it again tho I’m tryin anyways 😛 food is a lot more expensive now!! My goal is at least 600

[alistairlowes]

losing my fuckingg mindd. neutered two “stray” cats yesterday. i’ve actually talked about them on here last year. some lady is feeding them and 2 months ago i offered to her to neuter and vaccinate them. i said i’d pay for everything but she didn’t want to because she said she has to ask her daughter cuz her kids play with them when they come over and like?? anyway two weeks ago i was passing by and i saw female kitty was in heat and like with 3 male cats around her. so i went to her house and she was either going to let me take them or i’d do it with no permission but then she agreed because she was afraid the cat will end up pregnant. anyway the vet told me she was in fact pregnant and he had to take out her uterus with 3 thumb sized kitties. i know it was for the best but it still makes me sad because this could of fucking been avoided?? they would probably not make it anyway because the cat isn’t even 9 months old but i’m pissed. and the lady was apologetic and said that she should have let me do it right away. she went behind her daughters back now and i mean fuck her daughter and her kids these aren’t toys you play with if you’re bored and otherwise don’t give a shit about their wellbeing. i don’t get it. i understand people don’t do these things because of financial reasons but i literally offered to pay for everything??? what is the reason?? you like having even more hungry stray cats around?? anyway they are neutered, vaccinated, treated for fleas, fed and very dramatic. i returned them now.

saw a new cat in my yard today too but yk what i’m soso fucking tired like no i need to sleep i need everyone to leave me the fuck alone for 3-5 business days everyone is so annoying so help me god i don’t wanna do any of this. i need a break and to save up some money for another round and i need to buy an actual cage because i’ve been using guinea pig one to keep them in😭😭

[shinobuscanonwife]

Hello!!! Kikuo Anon here!! How’s today going??

I have another request for you…! i also got sick today, nothing severe, just a sore throat, but anyways about that, feel free to delete this whenever! but anyways…!

Could i request the Hashiras with a S/O who has a Draco Malfoy Personality from Harry Potter?

(So… im sure everyone knows this guy, but I’m just gonna give out this information if you don’t know who he is, he’s cruel and power hungry, but he’s ultimately cowardly, he mayy put up being a fearless bully but he would be nothing without his friends and family, he’s also mean to everyone)

Thats it from the information I’m giving you, but you can also research some more about him if you’d like (^^) omg imagine if they use a wand instead of a sword… that would be cool

Thank you soso much!! :D

Spoilers for season 1 on Sanemi's!!

Mitsuri

She thinks you're really cool! She thinks you can be a bit mean to others sometimes but she tries to ignore that as much as possible. She thought you were very strong at first and she still does but she noticed how cowardly you could be at times that's probably why she caught feelings for you in the first place. She saw you had a cowardly side and you try to hide that by being mean to everyone.

Shinobu

She tries her best to understand you. She knew your mean and fearless personality was hiding something. When she found out about how cowardly you are she never let you live it down. "You must be so scared y/n...Don't worry I'll get this demon!! You can just sit and watch." She does think it's interesting how you have a wand instead of a sword. She asks a lot of questions about your training and how you manage to behead demons with a wand.

Giyuu

He was kind of scared of you at first. I mean you're mean to everyone. But once he got to know you more he saw how cowardly you are and gets more comfortable around you. He likes how unique your fighting style is. Using a wand and not a sword he had heard that Sanemi's brother uses a gun but he had never heard of anyone being able to behead demons with spells. Asks you about your training and why you don't use a sword and instead use a wand.

Rengoku

For some reason he immediately liked you. Like from the moment he met you he was just like "Yeah I love them now :D" He thinks you are just a bit too mean to the other Hashira but he tries to ignore it. He wishes people would see you the way he does sometimes. Because of your attitude, a lot of people don't like you. It doesn't seem to bother you but he wishes you had more people to rely on than just him. He loves your wand he's kind of confused about how it works so he asks you to teach him how to use it.

Sanemi

You two got along almost immediately. He loves your personality. He dislikes most of the Hashira so you two both just talk about annoying things all of the Hashira do. He doesn't understand why you use a wand, not a sword, but he doesn't really care that much about what you use to fight as long as you're killing demons. You get into arguments with the other Hashira a lot so he's always defending you. And it's the same with you. When Sanemi was stabbing Nezuko you can best believe you were helping Obanai hold Tanjiro down.

Obanai

You and him get along very well. He's probably so impressed with your aggressive and mean personality he probably doesn't even notice your cowardly side. He doesn't really pay any attention to your wand either. You and him talk shit about everyone there. Like you and him are just Giyuu's personal bullies. He really likes training with you. Times like this he wishes he paid attention when you were talking about your wand he didn't know what to expect from the wand and he ended up loosing D:

Muichiro

He remembers you easily because of how aggressive you are with people. He had never met anyone as rude as you. He was kind of curious about what made you that way. But when you and him got assigned to go on a mission with each other he saw how cowardly you are and he starts to kind of understand you more. You act like that to hide how you really are. He didn't share this information with anyone because he didn't want to upset you but he doesn't find you as intimidating anymore.

Tengen

He thinks you're very flashy!! You are the only demon slayer he's ever met that fights with a wand and not a sword. Hina is kinda intimidated by you at first but once she sees how cowardly you really are she gets more comfortable around you. You and Makio instantly get along well you and her spar a lot. Suma is scared of you. Even if she finds out how cowardly you are she's still very intimidated by you.

Thank you for your request!! Sorry if this is kind of short!! Have a nice day/night

[beelzebubaz]

good god i need to get used to not pressing anon 😢😢😢😢

lunch just like passed right and i regret not gettig lunch bc i’m so hungry but that shit is also soso nasty but it’d suffice

gum nd water !! always saves me when im hungry but cant eat

[spacebunslewis]

secret santa again :)) oooh you write fics? yeah i understand, gotta get everything down while u have that motivation, good for u for getting over, i guess, ur writers block. might have a read if i find some time... omg i LOVEEEEE watching cooking shows!!!! bake off is fab (except i didnt watch this year bc the vibe was just off, tho my friends kept saying it got better but :/ ) but yeah sometimes i just bingewatch cooking shows in the middle of the night n start getting hungry lmao

(part 2 haha) i kinda spent like a whole hour scrolling thru ur joko n klaas tag lmfao even tho i didnt really understand most of it bc my german is shite but ahhh they have real good chemistry n that slowdance n kiss was sweet :)) i can see how theyre ur fave duo :) (idk if it’s just me but the one w the glasses (idk which one’s which lmao) he kinda gives me klopp vibes???? might just be the whole glasses n beard combo lmao) im defo a christmas person. just L O V E. I T.  

(part 3 woo) love the xmas baking, songs, gawdy jumpers n socks, decorations, also in britain there’s always tubs of chocolate mixes like the chocolate quality is not The Best but it’s a sign of xmas is here when shops start selling them, always have to get one (or two….) what about u? got anything fun planned for the holidays? yeah lars has saved us a lot i hope he does go to the wc next yr he’s a Solid player. so which arsenal players do u like haha tbh dont mind a few spurs players either x

Yes I do write fics… but I only started this year so yeah.. it’s only my second fic now. I was soso happy when i finally found motivation again.. before i blamed it on a-level stress and new work but now I sort of got used to my new routine and I guess that’s everything i’ve needed :D weeeell, the fic is about the spurs team so i wouldnt be pissed if you wont read it hahhaha. Some people think it’s boring but i honestly love to watch people cook and stress haha i always admire them for still doing so good in such a short time and with all the cameras on them and urgh.. i wouldnt be able to do it! I always watch the german version of bake off and then i get hungry and want cake :D  I also love gordon ramsey.. he’s funny and blunt as hell but he rly cares for the employees and how they’re treated (esp. in kitchen nightmares and hotel hell) but I’m so shocked how some employers even run a restaurant or hotel?! like damn there’s rotten food everywhere and the rooms look like shit and then they say ‘Uhmm idk why no ones coming’

And yesssss they have chemistry.. they always used to say that they hate each other and that theyre not friends at all but well… :D FHSLJDKSJ the jurgen klopp thing is funny bc i’m pretty sure that i have a gifset in my tag where Joko (so the one with the glasses) is dressed as Jurgen. But the whole thing had to do with some sort of fake award for good acting (der goldene Umberto) and the two of them wanted to give that prize to Kevin Großkreutz (he played for bvb until 2015) in person so they tried to get into the training grounds with joko as jurgen. I didnt work out sadly but they met the team at the airport after and were able to give the award to kevin hahah (Klaas did it yay!)

YESSSS i’m a huuuuuuge christmas fan too! I don’t have a christmas jumper :(( but I love to see people in them and i love baking and trinking christmas tea that just smells like christmas and i love spekulatius, vanillekipferl and all the chocolate and oranges and just FOOD :DDD and i looove christmas fairs.. we have the everywhere here in germany and our town has the biggest chocolate christmas fair in Germany so life is great haha!!

I’m gonna celebrate christmas with my mum and siblings and then new years with my friends and I’m already rly excited. Do you have any plans?

Uhm I like hector (although his hair is ://), Laca, Sead, musti and per!! Which spurs players do you like? 

[theyrejustbehindtheveil]

The One with all the Internal Screaming

Tropey as shit and fluffy as hell, this is the fake dating fic literally noone asked for but is hitting the internet anyway.

[AO3]

Happy Birthday @kittytish101!

This was not how Marinette had anticipated her day ending up when she woke up that morning.

Marinette might be 23 years old and moderately in control of her own life, but the last thing anyone expects while at work is an unusually frantic Adrien Agreste to kidnap her as she leaves for lunch.

His hair is ruffled and his collar is crooked, and he is steering her through the streets at an awkwardly brisk pace. Marinette is trying really hard not to get distracted by the arm snaked around her shoulders, but it’s tricky.

“Mari I'm soso sorry I messed up big time I need to ask a really big favour of you please can we talk?"

Marinette, trotting to keep up with her friend, nods. “Sure Adrien, but do you think we could slow down a little? You have long legs and I really don’t.” He doesn’t slow down at all, continuing to urge her along in the direction of his home.

Adrien has not had the best day so far. A meeting with his father is never the most attractive of prospects. Nor is the subsequent interrogation about his various life choices. At least he got to see Nathalie, which is aways nice.

Adrien knows his teenaged self would be delighted at such attention from his chronically absent parental unit. His teenaged self has never been pressured about his chronic lack of girlfriend.

His teenaged self has never panicked under pressure and made up an imaginary girlfriend.

Adrien might have a few problems, the least of which is that he needs to find a girl who can pass as said imaginary girlfriend by tomorrow night.

Then again, he might just have a solution to that particular quandary.

“I panicked, and, uh, well, you see, the first girl I thought of was, um, Ladybug, so I described her and now I need someone who looks enough like Ladybug and Marinette, I know we’re not very close but you look a lot like her and please, Marinette, I need to ask you a massive favour.”

He looks so pleadingly wide-eyed and desperate, and Marinette, despite her best efforts, and find the heart to say no. “What can I help you with, Adrien?”

He leans forward over his bowl of stew. "I need you to pretend to be my girlfriend.”

Marinette spits out her drink all over Adrien’s dining room table. Of course she does. How could she not?

“I’m sorry, what?” She bursts out in surprise. “N-not that I won’t help you, I-it’s just, unexpected, is all.”

His face lights up. “So you’ll help? Really?”

Marinette nods. “How could I not.” She places her hand on his. “We’re friends. Of course I will.”

Adrien twists their linked hands to grasp hers more firmly. Marinette tries very hard not to squeak. “Thank you so much Marinette I’ll make it up to you I swear.”

The gentle pressure of Adrien’s grasp sinks deep into Marinette’s skin as she squeaks at the sheer relief splashed across his face and through his voice.

“No problem, uh, honey.”

Adrien winces at the pet name. “Uh, perhaps we should discuss specifics before dinner with Père tomorrow. I- uh, that is, we, need to get our story straight.”

Marinette swallows slightly. “Sure. I have some time before I need to get back to work.” Newly hungry, she spoons stew into her mouth. “You’re the one with the father, you start.”

Adrien looses his grip on her hand to attend to his stew. “So, I was thinking, about the pet names thing...

next>>>