#I’m so proud of these n this was such a like an un stressful challenge to do since there’s no amount you have to do
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my 2024 art fight attacks!!🤠🥊
I cant believe I forgot to post these!!! lmao I think you can tell which one I did for my best friend vs strangers😅 anyways!! I’m already so excited to do it again next year!
#artists on tumblr#my art#art fight#art fight 2024#team stardust#brewgie’s art#digital art#baby mutuals👼💞#I’m so proud of these n this was such a like an un stressful challenge to do since there’s no amount you have to do#and you’re making gifts!! I fuckin LOVE making gifts
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The first tri-brid
The avengers- the vampire diaries crossover.
Steve Rogers X reader
Summary: Y/n Mikealson, the oldest girl sibling of the Mikealsons. Y/n is a vampire, a witch and a werewolf. Y/n has a twin Klaus Mikealson, who was older than her by one minute exactly. As they got older and the centuries rolled through, Y/n found herself in new York in 2012 when a man tried to take over. As time goes by y/n Steve have to go down to New Oreans, Louisiana. But why?
“You do know that bag will cost money right?” Y/n asked as she walked into the gym. Steve was going at yet another punching bag. The 7th one in the past hour.
“Yeah, well Stark has the money.” Steve said as he looked at her for a second then moved to the bag once again, letting his pent up anger out on it.
“What's got your knickers in a twist, cap?” Y/n asked as she walked over to Steve. Steve chuckled as the bag flew off the metal chains.
“Everything, I’m just kind of stressed out.” Steve replies Watching as Y/n pick a new bag up and carried it over to him.
“I will never get use to that.” Steve chuckled watching her hang the bag on the chains. Y/n smiled as she carefully placed the bag on the metal hook in the ceiling.
“Well how about we spar. I’ll give you a real challenge.” Y/n smiled as she raised her eyebrows with a smile on her face. Her (Y/E/C) eyes shining as she looked at him.
“I could hurt yo- never mind. Sure.” He corrected himself knowing if he said he might hurt her, she would teach him. (Lesson learned). “Good.” Y/n smiled as she moved over to the sparing mats.
“What's going on here?” Bucky asked as he walked into the gym.
Y/n had wrapped her knuckles (Even though she didn't have to). Entering the mats where Steve was fixing his wraps on his knuckles.
“About to spar, you can watch if you want. Your friend here is going to get his ass kicked by a thousand year old woman.” Tony said as he entered the gym with a bag of popcorn in his hands.
“My money is on Y/n.” Natasha said as she to entered the gym. “You are placing bets on us?” Steve asked as he looked at his friends has they started piling into the room. “Yes, I still have a bet that I waiting to win with Pietro.” Tony said as he looked at the young Russian walk into the room with his own bag of popcorn. “-and what bet is that?” Y/n asked as she leaned against the wall, looking at the two people who were placing bets. “To see when you and capsicle are going to become a couple, yet neither of you have yet to do that.” tony said looking at Y/n.
Y/n could have swore she saw Steve blush but didn't say anything. “I don't think, cap has his eyes set on me.” Y/n mumbled as she sat up off the wall grabbing her water bottle. Steve looked at Y/n then to the avengers in the room.
“Alright, lets start.” Y/n said as she sat her Black water bottle back down. Steve nodded as he walked towards her.
The two circled each other on the blue mats. Steve would throw a punch, but she would easily block it.
When it came to sparing they had a few rules for Y/n. Y/n was not allowed to use her vampirism, her werewolf reflects/ strength , or her witchy powers. That was for Y/n because she was a thousand some odd year vampire, who could snap Steve like a twig.
“Are you trying?” Y/n asked as she dodged yet another punch from Steve. Steve huffed as he punched her square in her face making her head slightly turn.
“Ooh, you pissed her off now, Cap.” Natasha said as she noticed Y/ns veins start forming under her eyes. Her usually (Y/E/C) Was now a golden color with amber highlights. Y/n threw a punch at him, he barely dodged it. She kicked him in his side making him groan in pain as he held his side.
“Y/n.” tony warned quietly. “Its fine.” Steve said as he kicked her legs from under her making her trip up some giving him the opportunity to try to compose himself. “I’m perfectly fine.” Y/n smiled as she went to kick Steve again but he luckily blocked it.
“You missed, princess.” Sam said as he watched Y/n and Steve spar. Y/n turned around, putting her hands on her hips and looked at the man. “No I was aiming for air.” Y/n said right before she vamp sped around to where Steve was trying to sneak up on her.
��Rule One: never try to sneak up behind a thousand year old Vampire. The reason..” Y/n started as she pinned Steve to the ground. She brought her mouth right next to his ear to whisper.
“I can feel you behind me, when you are trying to be sneaky. I would always use more than one distraction when doing that.” Y/n whispered so the others wouldn't hear her. Steve nodded as he listened.
“Good.” She said as she placed a soft kiss on his cheek, making him (Once again) blush.
“Damn it.” Sam said as he handed Bucky a twenty. “You bet against me, Buck?” Steve asked as watched Sam hand Bucky the twenty dollar bill. “Yup, dude she is a hybrid, of Corse I am. Not that I don't believe in you, ‘cause that's not the case.” Bucky said as he put the money into his pocket of his gray sweat pants. “If it helps, I betted on you Steve.” Pietro said with a smirk. “Yeah, but not for the spar, you betted Y/n and I would become a couple.” Steve said looking at the boy.
“Y/n your phones ringing.” Bucky said as he head the ringer of her phone going off in her bag. Y/n reached into her Black gym bag and answered her phone.
“Klaus, what mess do I have to fix now?” Y/n answered holding the phone to her ear, right before she took a sip of her water. “How do you manage to get in so much trouble, I just got them to stop being pissed at you.” Y/n said as she sighed rubbing her temples. “Yeah, I’ll be there in the morning.” Y/n sighed ending the call, tossing the phone into her bag.
“What's wrong now, princess?” Pietro asked as he popped up in front of her. “Brother, he made a vampire mad, and we cant kill the man, since my sister is in love with him.” Y/n said looking at Pietro.
“You’ve killed people before?” Tony asked a little weirded out. “Yes, I’m not proud, but it was to protect people. Not for pleasure.” Y/n said looking at Tony. “To protect who?” Steve asked as he un-wrapped his hands. “Myself and family. Details are for another day.” Y/n said as she looked at the blue eyes soldier.
“You do know you can trust me, right?” Steve asked as he put his hand on Y/ns cheek holding eye contact with her. Y/n nodded with a smile on her pink full lips. “Yes, I know I can trust you.” Y/n said as she glanced at his lips for just a second then back to him. “If you want I can come with you, I haven't been to New Orleans before.” Steve said with a smile.
“Oh can I come?” Sam asked with a smile as he looked at the two. Steve turned his head giving Sam a bitch face. “Oh I forgot.. I-I have a thing, yeah a thing.” Sam stuttered making Y/n and Steve chuckle. “We leave in 30 minutes, we are taking my car.” y/n said as she vamp sped out of the room.
“Gonna get some?” Natasha asked making the Super solider blush. He shook his head as he threw his bag over his shoulder. “I'm not answering that.” Steve said as he started out of the Gym. “They are so in love with each other.” Wanda said as she watched Steve go out of the room. everyone in the room smiled at the thought of their friends being a couple.
“Do you think they know?” Steve asked as he met Y/n in her room. “No, all they know is that we have unspoken feelings.” Y/n said as she finished putting clothes in her Black duffel bag.
“I know we said we didn't want to tell anyone, but why?” Steve asked as he wrapped his arms around her waist. “I’m a thousand year old vampire, that the media doesn't even know about. Also I have enemies that would kill you to hurt me. I can’t let anyone find out.” Y/n said as she turned in her boyfriend of a year arms. “I love you.” Steve proclaimed as he looked into her (Y/E/C). Y/n smiled as she leaned into Steves’ lips. “I love you more.” Y/n promised as she left her lips hover over his. “Impossible.” Steve mumbled as he deepened the kiss. She slipped her tongue into his mouth as she tried to fight for dominance. “I- kiss- love you with- kiss every fiber- kiss- of my being.” Steve said between kisses. “Well, I’ve lived the longest. I know that I have never had a man like you. You are the first man I actually love. I have seen men in my life, but they aren't you. They have no comparison to you, I love you, so much Steve.” Y/n said as she stared into his blue eyes.
Right before they were going to kiss again Y/n heard foot steps coming towards the her door. So she pulled away from Steve and started back to her packing.
“Y/n, I was wondering if when you go to New Orleans- oh Steve.” Natasha said as she looked at the soldier. It made since why Y/n pulled away now. “What are you doing in here?” Nat asked looking at Steve than Y/n. Y/n zipped up her bag and sat down on her bed.
“He was asking me how much to pack, since he didn't know how long we would be gone.” Y/n easily lied, good thing she was a vampire. “Oh, well as I was saying I was wondering if you could bring me back something from new Orleans, since I have never been.” Nat asked as she looked at Y/n and Steve. “Yeah I will, I promise.” Y/n said as she stood up.
“I’m gonna get a shower, get out of these sweaty gym clothes. then we will leave.” Y/n said looking at Steve then to Nat. “Okay, well have a good time. And be safe.” She said giving a wink to Steve making him blush. “Get out so I can get a shower.” Y/n said as she pushed them both out of her room, playfully.
“You guys really just need to be a couple.” Natasha said as she looked at Steve. Steve blushed once again and shook his head. “We are just friends.” Steve said with a frown. “The way you look at each other make you look like you guys want to jump each others bones.” Nat said looking at Steve. Steve blushed and rolled his eyes as he left his friend standing in the hallway. “You know I’m right.” Nat said loud enough for him to hear. He waved her off as he walked into his room. He started packing his clothes then got a shower.
“When did you get this?” Steve asked as he looked at the black 1969 dodge charger sitting in the parking garage. “1969, brand new.” Y/n smiled putting her bag and Steves bag in the trunk of the car. “Wow!” Steve exclaimed as he looked at the car. “Alright lets go, before my brother gets himself killed.” Y/n said as she unlocked the car. Steve nodded as he got into the passenger side of the car.
“Did you race?” Steve asked as they made their way out of the parking garage. Y/n smiled as she sped up and drifted the car as turned. She kept doing it until they were out of the parking garage. “Does that answer your question?” Y/n asked with a smile. He nodded with a smile as she looked at him.
“Did you win a lot?” He asked earning a smirk from Y/n. “The good part about living for a long time is exploring a lot of things. This (Racing) was one of them. I would go out to any drag race, bet money then race. I would win some than lose some, but I would mostly win.” Y/n said looking at the road ahead of her. Steve nodded as he looked at the road ahead of them.
“Did you like racing?” He asked looking at Y/n. “Yeah, loved it actually.” Y/n smiled glancing at him for a second. “I would go all over the place just to race, but when my brother was having some supernatural trouble years ago, I stopped. I had to help him.” Y/n said as she turned then looked at Steve. Steve nodded with a sorry smile.
“Maybe while we are gone I’ll take you to a race.” Y/n said with a smile looking at Steve. Steve looked at her with a smile and nodded. “I’d like that.” he said as he placed his hand on her thigh (Not moving it, just laying there) As she switched gears going faster down the interstate.
hours later:
“Are we there?” Steve asked as they turned onto a graveled road. “Almost.” Y/n smiled as she continued to drive down the drive way. a few seconds later they pulled in front of the massive mansion. “Woah.” Steve said as he looked out of the window at the mansion.
“Alright, So my siblings are in there, and there are a few things you might want to know.” Y/n started looking at Steve, allowing the car to run so her siblings wouldn't be able to hear her. Steve nodded as he listened.
“They are going to test you, see what your like. My sister Rebekah she is going to Flirt with you, like a lot. She loves me very much and would never try to hurt me, but I haven't told anyone about you.” Y/n smiled making Steve chuckle.
“Just be yourself, and make sure to use your manners, my oldest brother would be very pleased if you did. Umm that's all I can think of right now.” Y/n said as she tried to think. “oh yea-” Steve cut her off with a kiss. A long passionate kiss.
“Its okay.” Steve said as he moved her (Y/H/C) hair out of her face. “I’m not scared of them -even though I should be. But as long as you are by my side, I have nothing to worry about.” Steve said making her smile. “How did I end up with an amazing guy like you?” Y/n asked looking at Steve with a smile. “You were you.” Steve said with a smile as he gave her another kiss. Right before Y/n was going to pull away a knock on her window made her jump.
“Hello sister.” Klaus smirked looking at his twin, who seemed to be embarrassed, by being caught in a heated kiss. “Nik.” Y/n said as she turned around looking at her twin. She turned back to Steve and nodded. They both got out and moved over to Klaus.
“Its been a while, sister.” Klaus said as he pulled his sister into a much needed hug. “Indeed it has brother.” Y/n smiled as she hugged her twin.
“Well, look what the cat drug in.” Hayley teased as she looked at Y/n with a smile. (Hayley and Y/n are friends, kind of like sisters to one another) “I think you mean look at the queen who just walked in.” Marcel said with a smile. (Marcel well he was another story. He seen her as a mother figure since she practically raised him. She raised him better than Klaus. -but we wont tell him that. ;) )
“Long time no see Marcelous.” Y/n smiled as she looked at the full grown man. “Too long.” he said as he vamp sped over to her, squeezing her into a tight hug. Steve stood there awkwardly shifting on his feet.
“Hayley, Marcel, Nik. This is Steve rogers.” Y/n said introducing her friends and brother to Steve. “Nice to meet you all.” Steve said politely giving a small smile.
“Finally she brings home a boy.” Rebekah teases as she shows up. “Bex.” Y/n smiled looking at her baby sister. “I missed you.” Rebekah said with a smile as she hugged her older sister. “I missed you too.” Y/n said with a smile as she hugged her sister.
“So your Steve?” Kol asked as he walked towards Steve. Steve was standing next to Y/n in the living room, Kol, Elijah, Hayley, Klaus, Rebekah and Marcel were standing in front of Y/n waiting for her to tell them about Steve.
“Yes, Steve Rogers.” Steve smiled looking at Kol -who was giving them judgey eyes to Steve. “Are you and my sister a couple?” Kol asked looking at Steve. Steves heart sped up making Y/n inwardly groan. They were going to have to tell them now, great. “Yes we are.” Steve said with a smile looking at Y/n then to the family.
“Wow, I wasn't inspecting that.” Rebekah said with a smile as she looked at her sister. “You did good, he’s cute.” Rebekah said making Steve blush.
“Well it’s very lovely being back home, but we need to settle this vampire problem.” Y/n said looking at her siblings. Klaus nodded as he looked at his sister. Kol chuckled shaking his head with a laugh.
“What's so funny?” Y/n asked her little brother. “There isn't any vengeful vampires, it was the only way we could get you here.” Kol said with a smile. “Really?” Y/n groaned looking at her siblings. “Sorry. ” Hayley said with a smile.
“Sure, I’m going to show Steve to his room. I’ll be back. Follow me Steve.” Y/ns said with a smile as she picked up her bag. Steve nodded following shortly behind her.
“So what are we going to do? Stay here?” Steve asked as he looked at Y/n. “Well they (The avengers) weren't inspecting us to go back soon so we are fine to be here for a while.” Y/n said looking at Steve with a shrug. Y/n was unpacking her stuff as she felt Steve walk over to her wrapping his arms around her.
“We can stay here as long as you want, I like your family they are nice. Plus I gives us some alone time.” Steve said with a smile as he kissed her neck. “Tempting.” Y/n said with a smile as she moved her head over allowing him to keep kissing her, until a knock at the door stopped them.
“Yeah?” Y/n asked as she watched the door open. “Aunt Y/n?” Hope asked as she walked into the bedroom. “Hope!” Y/n said with a smile as Hope ran over to Y/n. “I missed you so much, aunty.” Hope said with a smile as she hugged Y/n tightly.
“I missed you too kiddo.” Y/n said with a smile, kissing the top of her head holding her. “Hope this is my boyfriend Steve Rogers. Steve this is Hope, My niece, klaus and Hayleys daughter.” Y/n said as she held Hope on her hip. “He is Captain America.” Hope said with a smile. Steve nodded with a chuckle.
“Its nice to meet you hope.” Steve said looking at her with a smile. “So are you gonna be my Uncle?” Hope asked with a smile as she looked at Steve and y/n. “Maybe one day, I have to propose to her first.” Steve said giving Hope a smile.
“Well you should marry her, I want a cousin.” hope pouted. “Did your mom and Aunt bekah make you say this?” Y/n asked Hope. “Yup, I got twenty bucks.” Hope said with a smile. Y/n and Steve smiled at Hope. “Oh also, they wanted me to tell you that supper will be ready in a few minutes.” Hope said as she hopped out of Y/ns arms. “Okay thank you.” Y/n said with a smile. “Your welcome, and Aunty.” Hope said drawing Y/ns full attention.
“Yes little wolf?” Y/n asked squatting down to her height. “Can you help me with my magic later. aunt Freya doesn't like to teach me a lot of Spells.” Hope said with a pout. “I might, you should ask your parents first then I'll teach you a few of my favorites.” Y/n said with a smile. Hope nodded then ran out of the room with a smile plastered on her face.
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Steve smiled as he pulled y/n back into his strong arms. “That could be us one day.” Steve said as he watched Hope interact with her Mother. “What?” Y/n asked as she watched Hope do the Flowering growing spell Y/n had taught her moments before.
“Be married, Have kids, have a big family.” Steve listed with a smile on his face. “Are you suggesting something, Mr. Rogers?” Y/n asked as she turned to look at him. “Maybe?” He said with a smile. “Why don't we take a walk?” Steve asked with a smile, as he offered his arm. She smiled gladly taking his arm.
They walked out onto the balcony, that over looked New Orleans. “ its beautiful, isn't it?” Y/n asked staring out to the city. “Not as beautiful as you.” Steve said as he looked at Y/n. Y/n smiled as she looked down at her feet trying to hold back the blush that was creeping up on her face.
“Y/n Y/m/n Mikealson. I know we haven't been together very long, but I cant picture my life without you. I know we have been through so much already and I know we have a lot more in front of us. I know I love you with all my heart, and with every fiber of my being. Will you Y/n Y/m/n Mikealson do me the honors and marry me?” he asked on one knee holding open a old looking engagement ring. Y/n nodded as tears filled her eyes.
“Yes!” She said with a smile, Laughing as he slipped the Silver ring on her left ring finger. “I love you so so much.” Y/n mumbled into his neck as she hugged him. “Yay!!” Hope said with a smile. “Now I got another uncle.” Hope smiled as she jumped into Steves arms. “You're the reason we came down here.” Y/n said looking at Steve with a smile. “Had to get permission before marring the girl of my dreams.” He said as he held hope looking at hope with a smile. making her nod towards Y/n.
(_The _ End_)
#Tribrid#The avengers#Crossover#The vampire diaries#the originals#Klaus Mikealsons twin sister#Klaus mikealson#Mikealson#Steve roger#bucky barnes#tony stark#pietro maximoff#natasha romanoff#wanda maximoff#bruce banner#clint barton#sam wilson#Stefan salvatore#y/n#Kol mikealson#marcel gerard#Rebekah mikealson#damon salvatore#the vampire diaries#stefan salvatore#jeremy gilbert#tyler lockwood#elena gilbert#x reader#supernatural
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duckvember 2018: 1. favorite duck - M’ma Cabrera & Fenton Crackshell-Cabrera.
what’s so sweet about you?
summary: Fenton bakes conchas and thinks about his well-meaning but overbearing mamá. Mamá Cabrera is tired but that wouldn’t stop her from actually passing time with her son. Even if stress was trying to break them apart.
word count: 1875
n/a: fly-by-the-seat-of-my-pants writing.
Fenton looked at the conchas he just made, they were near perfect, he was 96,7% sure this time. He was really proud of himself for finally being able to make them right after two weeks of trying to replicate his abuela’s recipe.
He jumped giddily to the living room, ready to tell his mama and to show off his new accomplishment to her. Unsurprisingly, she was sat on the sofa looking at the tv. Surprisingly, there were notes, papers, folders, pens and other items that he was sure were from her job on the sofa. She looked tired but ready to kill a man at the same time. Fenton smiled to himself. That only meant that the conchas would be better received, he thought.
“Hey, mamá! Mamá, see this! The conch-!”
“Fenton, la novela!” She interrupted him like he was about to step on something dangerous. “Don’t you see Daniel is trying to tell Diego that he actually loves him for his personality, incluso cuando ese estupido es un monstruo.” The last part she murmured it with a bitter expression. Fenton sighed, looking at the two men on the tv. He recognized the scene.
Fenton raised a brow, confused. “Didn’t you saw that episode yesterday?”
“Yeah, and?”
It sounded like a challenge. Good advice: never challenge an obviously stressed mother, you will feel guilty later. “No, nothing. I thought you didn’t like bringing work to home nor did you like watching reruns.”
His mamá replied with the most tired voice he ever heard her with. “Fenton, hijo, por favor.”
It was a pleading, his mom never pleaded. Fenton nodded, even when his mother wasn’t looking at him and seemed actually busy in trying to write something on her paperwork at the same time that she tried to not waste one bit of her favorite novela. Yeah, there was the guilt mixed with amusement.
It was hard to get his mamá’s attention when she was watching one of her novelas, it had always been like that and he didn’t think it was gonna change any time soon. He knew it was her escape from her always stressing job, it was her way to relax, to forget that there was a world out there that was dangerous and unfair, even when they tried for it to not be. He was glad that he had inherited his ‘I want to save the world’ wish from her but it was easy to forget that his mom had more experience in the field on trying to save from actually trying to save it.
Fenton Crackshell-Cabrera was a hopeful optimistic, he thought he could do something to change the world even if he was just starting as Gizmoduck. Gloria Cabrera was down to earth and realistic about the issue, she knew how unrealistic it was to think that she could save anyone she came across with, but she tried to save as many as she could anyway. And for what he remembered about his papá, he was a good mix of both of them. As a doctor, Fenton thought, he probably needed to be.
But he wasn’t going to lie, in his memories, the happy ones that Thank God were most of them, his dad always spoiled his dreams when he was a duckling, always telling him to go as far as he could, but his mamá always took his hands and never let him go too much into the clouds. Actually, he liked what his mother did. It was an Icarus thing, he supposed.
I’m going to let you fly, but don’t go too far or you will get hurt and I won’t be able to save you.
He respected if his mamá wanted to go a little overboard with things around him or if she didn’t want any disruption. It was probably hard enough trying to save the world even if you knew you couldn’t do much from your position in life. He understood being on the tv was one of her escapes, especially if she had a stressful case going on or if she was drowning in paperwork, like in that precise moment.
So, he decided to wait for the commercial break, as to not stress his mamá more than she probably was, she only saw reruns if she was having a shitty day and wanted to distract herself from her job. And she never brought work to home and looked at reruns, so it was probably a horrible day.
While he was at it, Fenton decided to watch the telenovela too.
Terrible decision.
Apparently, Daniel did tell Diego that he loved him but Milagros, Daniel’s granny, heard him and had a near heart attack and she’s almost dead now and both guys feel guilty. Meanwhile, Sofia, the beautiful girl that Jorge is dating for what Diego and Jorge, that are triplets but Diego is both of the missing triplets, are fighting for is actually cheating on Jorge with a playboy multibillionaire called Rico McPato (that looked awfully familiar like a younger version of Mr. McDuck but he didn’t want to think too much about that) and ran over with her car over Raquel, the innocent girl that has a pure and unaltered crush on Jorge since they were ducklings, because she found out her cheating ass.
And all that? All that wasn’t even the weirdest moments of the telenovela. He knew he had seen worst of it over the years.
“How can you like this?”
“Do you want me to kick you out of this house?”
“No?”
“Entonces, cállate.”
Fenton did shut up, especially after they did a parallel of Raquel and Mercedes screaming out of pain in one ridiculously painful bot overacted scene that almost made bleed Fenton’s ears. He sighed, looked at the entrance of the kitchen, where his conchas were getting cold, and looked again at the television.
The following scenes caught Fenton more than he would admit to. In one, while Milagros is in bed, Daniel is being comforted by Diego, who is hugging him a little too tight and whispering reassuring things into his ear, the camera did a lot of unnecessary emphasis on that. In the next, Raquel’s best friend, María (there was always a María on telenovelas, come on), went to see her and kissed her a little too close to his beak and caressed her hair in a definitely not heterosexual way.
“That doesn’t seem very heterosexual…” he commented the obvious without meaning too. It wasn’t like he could be blamed, for the few telenovelas he had seen with her, a telenovela with LGBT+ rep, even if it was this ridiculous, was incredibly rare, like a shiny pokemon or something.
His mamá snorted. “It’s because it’s not. Or I expect it’s not because María has been so ridiculously in love with Raquel since she appeared, she is always trying to make her see her obvious attraction on Sofia so she can admit she’s actually a lesbian.”
“Wait, on Sofia? Lesbian? But Raquel is in love with Jorge, right?”
“That’s the tricky thing, mijo. She isn’t. Do you think is normal that she is always saying that she loves him but it always trying to bond with the girls around him and not with him? Never once she tries to do something about her crush on him until Sofia comes and then what does she does? She is on Sofia all the time, she says that it's for Jorge a few times but she never does something with him.”
“Wait, I don’t understand. Isn’t that disastrously unnecessary for her? How can she not know?”
His mamá smiled, put absolutely everything she had on the sofa to the floor and patted the place beside her. She had this twinkle in her eye, a smug smile in place, Fenton knew there was no escape. “Sit down, you’re gonna get educated on this.”
.
In the end, Fenton didn’t know how or why he ended marathoning the last season until the most recent episode of Patos de la Pasión with his mamá. The power of moms, he thought sleepily, cuddled up at his mamá’s side and being lulled to sleep by her welcoming warm.
It had been an interesting and particular experience finally watching a novela with his mom. He had seen other telenovelas with his mamá but never sequentially and with the intent of analysis, especially since his mamá hated seeing telenovelas with him now that he was adult.
It was a thing she could bear when he was a kid and would run his mouth or move too much during the episodes, but now that he was an adult, it was nearly intolerable. She usually let him when he was feeling upset or his mamá was feeling particularly affectionate and wanted to cuddle no matter what.
Fenton yawned and started to slip away. So, sleepy he was that he didn’t notice his mom accommodating him on their couch, with a pillow, a blanket and a kiss on the cheek. The last thing he remembered was the conchas that he wanted his mamá to try.
Well, maybe later, he thought, finally giving up and falling sleep on the couch. A distant amused giggle was the last thing he heard.
But that lasted nothing, when not having passed five minutes, his mamá was yelling and falling on him on the couch. Effectively waking him up and startling him out of his mind.
“¿¡Qué!? ¿!Qué pasa¡?”
His mom shouted to him happily, “FENTON, ESTAN PERFECTAS.”
Fenton blinked, trying to come back from his hazy state and looked at his mother, who was obviously eating something. Fenton, that was yet to be fully awake, was understandably confused. “What?” His mamá snorted and she actually looked near crying, that worried him. “Mamá, ¿estas bien?”
“Yes, pollito, yes.” And she laughed, making Fenton even more confused. “I mean the conchas, they’re perfect. Te luciste, mijo.”
It was then when Fenton understood what was happening. His mamá had tried the conchas. And she thought they were perfect? “You…you liked them?”
“Well, yes, of course. They taste the same as your abuela’s.” She said like it was the most obvious thing in the world. She raised one of the sweets and looked at it appreciatively, smiling like a child on Christmas. “Dios, these take me back. I think I’m gonna cry. Your abuela would be so proud of you. She was always complaining that I never got them right.” Then, she broke up near laughing, looking at the sky. “¡Ja! Take that ‘amá! My baby can make them perfectly!”
“You meant that? You never say things are perfect.” Especially with me, he didn’t say.
His mamá seemed to consider that but smiled at him in the end, dragging her fingers between his feathers and kissing his forehead gently. “Bebé, these are. They were exactly what I needed. Thanks, Fenton.”
“They were?” Fenton sounded so insecure. His mamá hugged him next.
“Yes, they and you. Nothing better to make me relax that my pollito.”
Fenton felt near crying, but he did not. He just hugged his mamá in return and felt content with that.
They passed the day on the couch, cuddling, discussing Patos de la Pasión and eating conchas.
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The Birthday Stunt - Niklas Stark Imagine
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Happy Birthday for the amazing @quack-and-yellow and Niklas Starksince their birthdays are just a day between them. To My friend! This is for you! Hope you like your present! But I have to warn you, this is a CRACK AND A SMUT! Please don't blame me if you cannot breathe because of too much scenes and laughs here. You know how much I love you.
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Y/N POV
Here I sat on the bathroom, on lid of the toilet bowl, sighing heavily at the pregnancy test in front of me.
It’s positive.
Again.
Outside I hear the soft knock on the door.
“Mommy, are you okay? Are you sick?” my daughter Issa asked me.
“Yes dear. I’m okay. I’m not sick. Don’t worry.” I replied.
“O-okay, Mommy. Because I don’t know what to do if you’re sick. I don’t know how to feed Nica, she might cry again sooner and Micky and Nicky are fighting again.” My daughter worriedly say on the either side of the door.
“I’ll be out sooner. Don’t worry.” I replied to her and heard the footsteps going away from the door.
I really can’t believe that my life would turn out like this. It’s not that I don’t like it. I actually love it. Having kids that makes you tired at the same time happy and having a husband that is very supportive despite his busy games and travels. I too have work but it seems everything is in place. And we’re just in the first five years of our wedding and family life.
This part of my life started when I met my husband, Niklas, back when he represented the Under 19 of the European championship. I went to Hungary with my family to watch the final where they won. And being my uncle working as one the of team staff, he gave me a chance to meet the players, and that chance led me to him. We became close really fast, and since we’re both in Berlin, me studying and him playing, we got much closer and out of the blue we started dating. We’re both 19 that time. I thought I was very lucky to be with him. Physically blessed with a good-looking face; boyish yet sexy, an athletic body (it always shook me everytime I see him shirtless and THOSE LEGS!), and going deeper in detail, very good in bed; he is very well endowed I tell you. Nothing could compare. His feature and genes are as stark as his family name…which led me to be accidentally pregnant even before we turned a year in our relationship.
It shook us a bit, me being in school and him still paving his way to football stardom. But despite of that, he never left me and took the sole responsibility. Hell, he even initiated to talk to my parents to tell them what we did and I was silent all the time. My parents we’re upset, the least (and I was looking at my dad and even though he is much smaller than Nik, I could tell he wants to choke my boyfriend and lift him up to kill him. Luckily he didn’t.)
My parents accepted it moderately but they were happy that Niklas took it seriously. Nine months later, Issa came into our lives and Nik really prove to all that he is a great father as well. Few months later, just after the Bundesliga season ended, we were married. I returned to school after our marriage, juggling my life as a student, as a mother and as a wife and Nik being a footballer, a celebrity, a husband and a father.
Me and Nik we’re trying our best to be “careful” because of our “careers” but when Issa was more than a year old, I was pregnant again. I went to my checkup myself since Nik was very busy with trainings and stuff, and that is when I found out that I was carrying twins. I went home that time angry that when I saw him entering the house, tired and stressed, I yelled at him, blaming him of me being pregnant, unprepared and now having his twins. He spat back and we had a quarrel. It took a week for us to reconcile.
If there was a good thing out if it is that I graduated that time with flying colors. The only challenge was me marching on the aisle with my toga and a big belly with twins inside. I was awarded on the ceremony and Niklas was the one who went up with me and made me wear the medal I have and kissed in the lips in front of the crowd. And it was like reliving my wedding day, much more formal and extravagant.
Micky and Nicky looked exactly alike their father that I could see the future clearly that girls will be swooning, and be confused of them which is which because of their similarities. It was more challenging this time that me and Nik had a one year old daughter and now have to carry and babysit twins. It was taking a toll on us that both the grandparents are worried and were volunteering to care for them but we refused. Nik had been very understanding and I felt that he takes more time to care for all our kids rather than me despite the more hectic schedule has compared to be. I also started to get a bit jealous because the kids seems to like their father more than me but Niklas always reassured that they also love me as well, and that is especially they make mistakes and Niklas will reprimand them and come running to me for protection.
The blessing and the curse the Nik brings to our family repeats again when (un)surprisingly I got pregnant again with Nica. Thanks for one drunken moment of celebration to me being promoted as the manager of the hotel I worked for. Niklas was trying to console me for crying aloud at the house again. Good thing the kids are with their grandparents.
“It’s okay dear, we always get through to this.” Niklas said as he rubs my back while I sob.
“I know we can but Nik, Issa is just almost 4 years old. The twins are turning three in a few months, now there’s another baby coming. I am becoming a regular in the delivery room. It’s getting embarrassing.” I said in my sobs.
“We can manage that. Even if you don’t work I could provide everything for us, even more than usual.”
“You make it sound like I’m a breeding machine.” I argued.
“That’s not what I meant, Y/N. You know I could support you and will always support you no matter what.”
“Sometimes I think I’m regretting of making you my boyfriend and marrying you. Why do you have to be that big and long? And not to mention your strong and overflowing seed you have.” I mumbled.
“Hey. It sounds awkward. And I’m sorry for all the times the condoms are always broken. And don’t blame me fully on this, you liked it too.” Niklas rebutted.
“Whatever.” I sulked.
Nica came into our lives and her older siblings are so happy to see her. Issa finally has a sister to play with and the boys felt a sense to protect their sister. Niklas loved every moment with them but one time he sulked at me saying that Nica looks like me more than him. And I pointed out to him that he should not worry since his genes are “stark as his family name”, with our baby sporting the sky blue eyes her father has.
And now Issa is 5, the twins are 4, Nica is 2, and another one is coming. I know that accepting that birthday gift from him was a bad idea.
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On the night of our birthdays...
“Happy birthday baby.” He said to me as he lays me down on the bed while sucking my neck.
“Happy birthday too.” I moaned.
We came home from our dinner date and now we’re taking things to the heights now. I unbuttoned his dress shirt and reaches my back to unclamp my bra. Because of my impatience, I forcefully opened his shirt making all the buttons fly all over the place. Him on the other hand, after removing my bra, he attacked my breasts by groping them firmly.
“I’m liking your breasts more and more. Now that our babies are weaned, it’s my turn to be fed with this.” He said before sucking my left breast while he plays with the nipple on the right with his fingers.
While he does that, I roamed my hands all over his back to his toned chest and down his abs feeling the little regrowth of hairs just under his navel.
“I always like it when your navel hairs appear. It looks hot. I don’t even understand why you always have to shave it and manscape down there.” I said.
“I’m not comfortable when I wear my undies and shorts on training. But you’re just in time I guess, they’re starting to pop out again.” Niklas said to me wiggling his eyesbrows.
“Ew. Gross.” I said while I grope his toned ass. “But anyway, I wanna see it. I kinda missed it.” I said as my hands travel to the front removing his belt and unclamping his formal slacks. He helped lowering everything he had down there until he’s left with nothing.
His cock is ready; long and hard and now pokes at the insides of my thigh, making me wet myself more down my core.
“No more foreplay, Nik. Please.” I said.
Nik looks at me with wide eyes. His blue irises stare at me and I swear I felt hypnotized.
“Are you sure? I don’t want you to get hurt.” He asked with concern.
“Yes.” I nodded. “But just promise me one thing.”
“What is it?”
“Please pull out when you come.”
“I-I could wear a condom if you want.”
“No need. We both know it still useless since it’s always ripped up in the end.” I replied with a giggle.
“I don’t know if it’s a compliment or an insult.”
“Just take it as a compliment. And besides, I missed you so much now I want to feel you without barriers.”
“Well I guess I should be proud of having this junior. You know, even my teammates say so. Some of them are intimidated. And some of the older guys say they’re jealous of me.” Nik says out of the blue and I don’t feel awkward because that’s what happens in locker rooms everyone could see every inch of you when you change.
“Do we really have to talk about that? Stop it and dig in.” I persuaded him.
Niklas hovered above me and kissed me in the lips. I focused on him a bit, feeling his kiss until I opened my eyes, widening when I felt the head of his cock penetrating me and making me moan then I whined when he pushed deeper inside and tears starting to well in my eyes and I closed, wincing.
“Oh baby.” He gasped. “Oh God, I love how tight you are.” He added while he pushed deeper inside of me until he reaches the hilt. He looks at me and he noticed that I was crying.
“Y/N are you okay?” he asked worriedly.
“It hurts Nik, but don’t mind me. It’ll be gone sooner. Just move.” I said back at him and he nods.
He slowly pulled back leaving the head of his member then pushed again in the same manner. I gripped on his back as he did.
“Oh. My. Gooooosh. Baby. We already have four kids but damn you’re still tight!” Niklas exclaims as he thrust faster and all I could do is to moan, whine then scream.
My back was arching when I felt that he was deeper inside me. I felt the head of his cock touching my cervix and I was worried a bit.
“Nik, don’t forget to pull out.” I said in my whines as he continues is moves.
“I know.” He groans.
We tried a few positions to say the least but it did not take long until we were reaching our peak. I was starting to cry in pleasure and he thrusts are getting sloppy and his breathing harshly. I felt his cock was much bigger than before and it was making me high that I started to thrust towards him as well while arching my back.
“babe. Uh. Lo-losen up a bit. P-Please. You said I’ll pull---out. I-I’m almost th-ere.” He whines.
I heard his plea but because of the pleasure it felt like I forgot how to loosen up myself. The pleasure was so good.
“Ugggghhh. B-babe. I’m gonna –c-c-c-cummm.” He shudders as he warns me.
Now I was screaming so loud with the pleasure while he’s trying his best not to let go until I loosen up. But it was too much for me and I came first, coating his super hard cock with my slick and tightening more around him, making him slide deeper within me rather pulling out and shot his load.
“Ahhhh! Ahhhh!...” he screams with every pulse I felt from him on my pussy. He was cumming too much (as usual). And it took a few minutes for me to loosen up and he pulled himself out. He grunts because of the pain and that he is still very hard and sensitive when he pulled out. And because he let out so much, I felt some of his load leak out of me.
“Why did you do that? I wanted to pull out but you didn’t let me.” He whined.
“I’m so sorry. It felt so good Nik.” I replied panting on the sheets while feeling the warm seed my husband left inside my cunt.
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“Baby? Y/N?” I heard the knock on the door again. But the voice this time is Nik’s.
“Nik?” I asked.
“Is everything okay? Issa said you’re sick.”
“I’m-I’m fine.”
Probably he is not convinced, he unlocked the door and went in. He got the keys from our bedroom and opened the door seeing me sitting on the lid of the toilet bowl lowering my head while holding the pregnancy test. Then it hit him so fast.
“Baby Stark Number 5?” he asked and I nodded my head. He kneels beside me and hugs me tight.
“Well, we weren’t careful enough during our birthday stunt but that baby is still a gift. It’ll be okay.” My husband assured me and I looked at him.
“Five kids Nik. Five. How we’ll we do this?” I said while holding up the tears in my eyes.
“We’ll do it just like what we did with the four. We could handle it.” Niklas smiled at me softly and hugged me again. “I’m sure the kids will be happy and excited to have a baby sibling in the next months to come.” He added and he was right. The kids where jumping in joy when we told them.
And nine months later, Niklas Junior was born…and hopefully that is until him.
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Reasons pt.1
-gif not mine :)
-my first time posting something like this, so be nice
-this is dean x reader, but I’m challenging myself to never use a name in this fic, so use your imagination
-I have these really boring lectures, and I have to pretend to take notes during them, and instead I wrote this :)
-warnings: I swear a lot myself, so assumed profanity until told otherwise.
-Possibly 5 parts
The first time she saw him, she fucking sobbed. It is of course a surprise to both her and the brothers.
She’s not the best in scenting, her scent is also weak. However, it’s still dangerous for her, cause she can’t recognise an alpha on sight. Though what she lack in scenting, she made up in sixth-sense. Yeah, yeah, sixth-sense’s a myth. But she’s alive, as a hunter, had no more than hunting injuries and un-claimed in 28 years of her life.
Mostly because she had a weak scent so a normal suppressants worked wonderfully.
Even they thought she’s a beta. Dean is oblivious like that, but Sam’s scenting is probably the best in all hunters. Sam had his doubts but she didn’t look like an omega and she’s way too comfortable with two alphas.
The crying in the first meeting is soon forgotten, somehow Dean’s the one who suggested her to stay, the only reason he gave Sam is that ‘she should stay.’, and Sam knew better than to give his big brother shit when he’s having a rare honest moment in his life. So she stayed.
It was one of those nights, Dean needed to fuck his stress out. Hunters are probably the best job for alphas, let the beast in the alpha out, and then all that’s left is sex, and after a hunt, Dean needs sex.
Sam’s a little different, he can’t completely separate sex with emotions, while Dean excelled at that.
And while Dean’s on his way out, he out-of-characterly gave her a kiss on the cheek. In that close of proximity, she can scent him perfectly, her heart stopped, her smiled froze at the corner of her mouth. It froze, it did not falter. She was very proud of that moment of her life.
It faltered when he’s out of the door though, and she sobbed again. Now she knew why.
Sam didn’t understand that, but he gave her a hug anyway, he lean down, rested his head on her shoulder. And now Sam could scent her.
Given Sam’s extraordinary ability of scenting, he could only scent her now. He held her by her upper arms, eyes wide while he stared at her. She just kept sobbing. Now she looked like an omega, vulnerable, submissive, tiny even. She’s small, but she always looked taller than she actually is, sometimes even looked comparable to the Winchesters’ boys.
Because she always stood tall, her head held high but not prideful, she simply, is. There’s absolutely no alpha in her, and she does not look like, steel like and act like an omega. She’s gentle, like a beta, her suppressants must be extra good, because after almost two years together, he could only scent her now.
But everything has to be put aside now, because she’s crying, sobbing, because of Dean.
He wiped her tears, and she looked back up to him. Her glassy eyes made her blue looked even clearer. No one should look this good while crying.
‘I am his.’ She had a little hiccup, ‘But he’s mated.’ She wiped away even more tears that came, breathing heavily, she tried to calm herself and failed. ‘I’m not needed.’
Sam knew, the year that he’s gone, Dean officially mated Lisa, he knew Ben wasn’t his, the little boy smelled just a little differently. But he loved her and her loved that little boy who likes AC/DC and hangs with him in the garage.
When he decided to leave them, Castiel wiped away his claim, but not hers, he wanted to belong to someone, he had belonged to someone and he refused to let that go.
Castiel obliged, because a claim went both ways, if one of them is gone, the claim is gonna fade away sooner or later, any widow or widower gone through the same.
He didn’t want any girls for awhile after Lisa anyways. And when the claim started to fade, he had to accept it, losing a mate, it’s tremendous pain, lots are willing to help him forget.
He didn’t know how to explain it to her, Lisa’s claim is fading, but he didn’t know how long it would take for it to fade completely, especially when Dean’s obviously holding on to it.
He knew better than to challenge an omega who recognised her alpha, no matter to her almost ‘inability’ to scent, there’s no vague or almost or scented like when an omega or alpha found their mate, it’s the most definite thing in the world.
If she said he’s her alpha, he’s her alpha, and she just lost her alpha, she had already lost her alpha since the day they met, and she mourned him and she’s morning him right now.
For the first time in his life, Sam had no idea what to do, in the most desperate time of all, he always has a plan, or they always have a plan, it might be an insane plan, crazy, dangerous, might not even be plausible but a plan no less.
But maybe, just maybe, Sam can help. He can help this little omega who had come to be a sister of his and his stupid brother find love.
He carried the girl in his arms, carried her to the bed, and just let her nest in him. He had no desire for her, she belongs to his brother, and partly he had already accepted her into his tiny pack, she’s been a part of his pack which consisted mainly of just him and his brother, ever since Dean had said ‘she should stay.’
She nested comfortably in Sam, her arms around his neck, her head buried at the crook of his neck, inhaling his soothing scent. She knew Sam’s an alpha, but he did not set any alarms off in her, it’s just calming, soothing with Sam. He made her feel safe.
She calmed down eventually, breathing in and out with Sam.
‘So, you’re an omega, huh.’ Sam lightly said.
‘Yeah.’ Her voice heavy after the crying.
‘You don’t feel like one, you don’t even smell like one.’ He wondered about this since the minute he knew.
‘I have a weak scent, not good at scenting either, and my heat’s not as bad as everyone. I’m almost 30, still not mated and I’m not dead am I?’ She refused to lift up her head, Sam smelled nice.
‘Thought you have some super suppressants or something.’
‘Just normal ones.’ 30-year-old unmated omega is almost unheard of, one without any pups, even rare. But even though she’s alive now, you can’t cheat biology, she didn’t think she’d ever find a mate, she estimated 35 would be the last of her years, but she always assumes she’d be dead before then, while hunting most definitely.
And now she found Dean. And she lost Dean.
Sam spoke softly, as if talking to a scared animal, which she probably is. ‘You don’t act like an omega.’
‘Raised different.’ The though of her parents almost bring a new wave of tears. ‘Dad’s an alpha, Mom’s an omega.’
She raised her head a little, wiping the tears off her face and Sam’s neck, it must not be comfortable, having tears down your neck that is not yours. Sam just let her. Once they are both dried, she rested her head back to his shoulder this time.
‘Mom said it’s an alpha’s job to protect his pack, his mate and his pups. So they have to strong, assertive, dominance, because if they showed weakness, it’s an invitation to others to walk all over their pack, so that cannot happen.’ She tightened her arms around his neck, scooping up a little, his arms still around her.
‘But us omegas, we have to strong and smart both, because it’s our job to raise our pups right. We are the first teachers our pups are gonna have, I could have an alpha, beta or omega, and it’s my job to teach them rights and wrongs. We submit to our alphas, not because we are inferior, it’s just that we have different jobs.’
‘Sounds like a great mom.’ And he had a feeling that she’s exactly her mother’s daughter.
‘She was.’ And her parents did exactly that. His father died in the living where they have dinner every night, fighting that demon, her mother, followed her alpha’s command, of not come back for him, and keep their child safe. She still remembered her mother’s face, when she pushed her out of the window, remembered her mother’s screams, when she landed on the hydrangeas bushes, and all she could think about it, she had ruined her mother’s hydrangeas.
She kept running since then.
‘How long?’Every alphas and omegas have a limit, if they are unmated, they will feel it, their biological clocks ticking, their heats or ruts go crazy, go dangerous, go unbearable, and then there will come the one, the one where they can’t take it.
’35. If I’m lucky, thought hunting will take me sooner than my heat though.’
He kissed the top of her head, offering support. ‘Would you let me help?’ He knew she wasn’t keen on getting help.
‘Whatever.’ She clutched his shirt, mated is mated, nothing’s gonna change that.
‘He lost his mate. She’s alive, but he lost her. And he’s not, he’s never going back to her again.’ Without going into details, he felt like he shouldn’t be the one explaining this to her. Dean will tell her, he has to tell her.
‘Not because he didn’t love her, right?’ She knows the Winchesters too well, hero-complex, self-sacrificing is like breathing air to them. His silence answered every questions she had.
‘It’s gonna fade eventually.’ He tried for his brother.
‘I don’t think I have that many years.’ She replied, with just the right amount of bitter and desperation, and she’s right, especially when he still loves her, now that her big three-o is coming, it’s gonna be harder and harder for her.
Sam’s head rested against hers, and he realised that he’s not ready to lose her in five short years, not yet. ‘So just let me help.’ He had to try.
And she sighed. ‘What are you gonna do.’ She accepted her fate long ago, this is just another thing that she has to accept, and she will, but she felt like crying again.
‘Just trust me.’ He rubbed her back and the top of arm, just where he held her. ‘Let’s not lose you in five years, okay?’ She felt his voice trembled, and she would do anything to not hear that.
‘Yeah, whatever you want.’
‘Sleep with me tonight? Just sleep, nothing else. And stop taking your suppressants? Just this month?’ She left the warmth of his comfort, and looked up at him, unsure what he wanted.
‘Believe me. Believe me when I say I won’t let anything bad happened to you, not while you’re off suppressants, not ever.’ He still didn’t completely feel like she’s omega, but he’s not his mate, someone else might have a different opinion.
‘Okay. I trust you.’ Trusting Sam is easy, and after all the crying, she’s tired. Sam held her, lifting her up a bit, until they are both lying comfortably in bed. She’s in his arms all night, and neither of them are uncomfortable.
part 2
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TEAM LAZARUS 1001 NAMES
40 pages you crazies, it’s been a fun year as record keeper.
Let’s try and reach 2,000 for next year!
Note: There are some spots where the emojis just didn’t register for me in the chat title.
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85) Stop being mean to Jervis
86) being mean to jervis gives me life
87) Y u hatin on Jervis
88) leave my mad bby alone
89) Jervis did nothing wrong
90) Jervis did EVERYTHING WRONG WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT
91) JERVIS DID NOTHING WRONG
92) RIDDLE 9 BOI
93) Half-Past Alfred
94) SPOOKY SCARY sceletus
95) Y'all need help
96) RIP Codot
97) Too Smart for the Plans to Find the Smartest 98) BREAK A LEG JON
99) BREAK BOLTON’S LEG JON
100) FUZZ IS A TEACHER’S PET (AND PROUD)
101) We befriended murder sempai
102) We befriended murder sempai
103) Make a bff bracelet with murder senpai
104) “Shake the Box to See if it Complains
105) "What a SPOOKtacular occasion” - Jonathan Crane at some point
106) Ra’s League of Legends
107) Riddler’s Label Pen
108) Can THEY get Edward’s cup of hot cocoa right???
109) Have fun storming the castle
110) GET 👏 OUR 👏 BBYS 👏 THERAPY 👏 PETS 👏
111) clayface!hannah confirmed 2k16
112) SQUAD WITH TAX BENEFITS
113) More annoying and pretentious than Edward
114) MOON MOON
115) Oh. My. God.
116) DAMMIT HANNAH
117) WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
118) Hannah Killed Crane!!
119) “tgis chat changes names faster than the captor changes his rules”
120) Moon Moon, Prince of Prose
121) Books-R-Us 2k16
122) angst, puns and ocs
123) Codot as Theo Saurus 2k16"
124) Ready for pain
125) #kingtheo2k16
126) A-TEAM BADA BING BADA BOOM
127) *faux french accent* A-TEAM BADA BING BADA BOOM
128) YOU GET A CAT, YOU GET A CAT, EVERYBODY GETS A CAT!!!
129) Story Planners Inc.
130) M O N A R C H
131) E D W A R D ’ S A S S
132) What the heckle deckle did you just diddly done say about me, you little nerd? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Meme Team, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on The Captor, and I have over 3 confirmed riddle solves. I am trained in online research and I’m the top blogger in the entire codot army. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you clean out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my diddly words. You think you can get away with saying that lie to me over the Internet? Think again, meanie. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Team Lazarus and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your riddleS. You’re dead, Hush. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can out meme you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in internrt combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Google and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable hints off the face of the continent, you little twerp. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” kidnapping was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your undank memes.. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you snake. I will rain puns all over you and you will drown in it. You’re dead, you viper.
133) Hello Arkham, I have 23 more patients to be admitted
134) Team Lazarus
135) Good 👏 Luck 👏 Brown 👏
136) Morals What Morals
137) Crane confirmed Pyro main in TF2
138) INTO THE KILN
139) SAVE JONATHAN CRANE 2K16
140) Thomas more like ThomASS
141) INTO THE KILN
142) doting ignorami
143) LET JON USE HIS SCYTHE 2K16
144) Spoopy Scary Skeletor 💀
145) HROO HRAA 🎃👻💀
146) TEAM CRANE 2K16
147) TEAM MEME 2K16
148) FREE EDWARD NYGMA 2K16
149) FREE EDWARD NYGMA’S UNGRATEFUL ASS 2K16
150) Meaningful
151) Murder Sempai and the Ungrateful Kid in Time-Out
152) What the heckle deckle did you just diddly done say about me, you little nerd? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Meme Team, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on The Captor, and I have over 3 confirmed riddle solves. I am trained in online research and I’m the top blogger in the entire rids army. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you clean out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my diddly words. You think you can get away with saying that lie to me over the Internet? Think again, meanie. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Team Lazarus and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your riddleS. You’re dead, Hush. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can out meme you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in internrt combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Google and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable hints off the face of the continent, you little twerp. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” kidnapping was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your undank memes.. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you snake. I will rain puns all over you and you will drown in it. You’re dead, you viper.
153) Thank you, Codot
154) AFTER PARTY
155) AFTER PARTY (Thank you, Codot)
156) Hush: I finally have it, the brightest of minds…. *taps into followers minds* // Followers: nEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWNNNN // Hush: what the f-
157) 4311791161/174743432/17237911/974773/7353
158) Happy Birthday, Bill!
159) #GiveCrocaDuckling2k16
160) Password: M O N A R C H
161) #GiveJonathanCraneHisRingBack2k17
162) #GiveAllTheRougesBetterChildhoods2kforver
163) SaveZsasz2k16
164) #ChangeTheEducationSystem2k16
165) #IbelieveinZsazs
166) Clayface is at it again
167) Team Blanket Fort
168) Sionis’s Poor Mini Golf Score
169) Recollective Music Box
170) TEAM BERET
171) #TeamMimikyu
172) FUCK U TEAM BOARDGAME HAT
173) wow
174) screw you guys i’m going home
175) MASQUERADE PAPER FACES ON PARADE
176) a disaster beyond imagination
177) BRING DOWN THE CHANDELIER
178) paaaast the point of no return
179) Riddler’s butt club
180) IM NOT CLAYFACE OMF
181) Riddler’s peanut gallery
182) And how does that make you feel?
183) Codot save us from the math
184) Codot, Challenger Of Trig 2k16
185) THE MIDDLE FINGET
186) Monarch
187) How to train your fly trap by Pamela Isley
188) How to train your fly trap by Pamela Isley (Illustrated by Harley)
189) How to train your fly trap by Pamela Isley (Illustrated by Harley) And brought to life by Edward Nygma (narrator) and Jonathan Crane (fly trap)
190) Team Lazarus: Study Group
191) Riddle me this
192) It’s Sad O’ Clock
193) FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
194) Team Lazarus is breaking down Arkham’s door!
195) Monarch
196) New Title
197) Bookworm did nothing wrong and is precious
198) Asshole McAsshole Nashton: Edward’s father
199) Ashton Nashton Strikes Again
200) Team Lazarus: So extra
201) Protect Query from gross men
202) ANARCHY
203) “I am vengeance. I am the night. I AM MONARCH OF MENACE!
204) COME ON AND SLAM! AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!
205) Hannah’s at it again
206) Roman mcasshole Sionis
207) LetAlfredoBeHappy2k16
208) Pasta Shame
209) Team Lazarus’s Civil War: Don’t Cry Over Spilled Spaghetti
210) MASS SEND HROO HRAA
211) Hroo Hraa Secured
212) Operation: Make Edward Trust Us
213) #MakeEddieTrustUs2k17
214) Team Tiny Hroos
215) Detective Wayne- it’s me, Edward!
216) Indy’s Cane Thighs 👀
217) Nightmares and hell spawn
218) Leo got that dank fear toxin 👀👀👀
219) Den of Snakes
220) Den of Snakes
221) Den of Sneks (and one fox)
222) Dat Snort Tho
223) Haroo haraa
224) Snek snek snek snek snek
225) Get that stanky broken bond stuff away from me
226) Brown my lord and savior
227) Meet Zsaszarus Pit in the Lazarus Pit where its Lazarus Lit
228) MEET ME IN THE COURT, THOMAS
229) Sinister Memes
239) Hannah is Clayface. Must elminate Hannah.
240) I AM NOT CLAYFACE
241) ProtectStrawChild2k16
242) Don’t talk to me or my children about that 3D Batman cartoon EVER AGAIN
243) Alfredo Pennyworth 2k16
244) IT’S RAINING FURRIES
245) Mom Squad
246) Crane Spank
247) Crane Spank - Rated G for everyone
248) I will not embrace that man - Jonathan Crane
249) Swiggity swooty comin’ for that booty
250) Jervis is a smol bun bun
251) I AM NAUGHT CLAYFACE
252) I AM NAUGHT CLAYFACE (She lies)
253) I AM NAUGHT CLAYFACE (She lies) SO, NEGATIVE CLAYFACE?
254) CodotisaGift2k16
245) [7:15:18 AM] Make like a Crane and burn him down
246) #Rogues!LittleShopOfHorrors
247) Dig Dug Dimmadome
248) Jello Crane
249) Support Sanna 2k16
250) Jon Crane the Science Train
251) The Scarecrow and his Tiny Hroos
252) The Scarecrow and his Tiny Hroos
253) Crane save us from the angry cheeto man
254) Alpacutie255) #KingCodot
256) Francesco the tap dancing cocktail shrimp
257) LetVictorAndNoraBeHappy2k16
258) Indy the cutest (snek)
259) 🎉Happy Birthday, Indy the cutest (snek) 🎉
260) Support Bookworm 2k16
261) Codot Is Our King, He Should V/O Everything
262) Jon, Jon, Jon, TITS, cats
263) #KingSkeletor
264) Give your bae the FLIPPER
265) Ahem... TITTYSPRINKLES AWAAAAAAAAAAY!
266) Zsasz vs Codot meme battle
267) Jonathan Crane's Rent is Too Damn High
268) "IF YOU DIE IN THE GAME YOU DIE FOR REAL
269) FUCKING DOUSE ME IN FEAR TOXIN IDGAF I AM WILLING I AM READY
270) Aesthetic: Edward paired with Que Sera Sera
271) Aesthetic: Edward Nygma Kinkshaming Jonathan Crane
272) Jonathan Crane Loves The Sideboob
273) Lego Batman Voice: I'M BATMAN
274) Zsasz will fight your bullies for free
275) Drumpf The Sith Lord
276) Please no political stuff thank you
277) Oh my god Codot (TM)
278) "Oh my Godot
279) RIP Leo the Viper, October 2016-November 2016 🙏🙏🙏
280) RIP Leo the PENGUIN, October 2016-November 2016 🙏🙏🙏
281) #IBelieveInBookworm
282) #ICan'tBelieveZsazsisBookworm
283) _removed conversation name_
284) BLANK
285) SIX MILLION TONS OF WHITE BULLSHIT ON MY DRIVEWAY
286) Everyone Boop Zsasz's nose
287) Psyche
288) Hannah's teachers are crazy
289) CODOT: QUEEN OF FRANCE
290) Spats on Cats
291) The Great Gaysby
292) Alfredo is the parent they deserve #SaveThem
293) Scarecrows Long Leggies
294) Give Edward His Glasses Back 2K16
295) Never Forget
296) Zsasz your local gentle farmerer just wants to tend to her goats
297) Zsasz your local gentle farmemer just wants to tend to her goats
298) Jonathan Crane: The Point Hoarder
299) Spats Over Spandex, Fashions By Leo
300) "Riddle meme this, Batman!"
301) Spoopy Jono
302) Save me from the bad sci-fi
303) Scarebeast vs. Riddlebot
304) _removed conversation name_
305) 1 v 1 me mate
306) Fight Club: Team Lazarus Edition
307) Law and Order: Team Lazarus edition
308) FUZZ WILL RISE AGAIN
309) It's your local Scarebro and his spooky sales
310) All hail Brown, Keeper of the Lazarus Records
311) All hail Sanna, keeper of the AUs
312) Wayne!Rouges headcanon HQ
313) Do not let the dank city fall
314) DO IIIIIT
315) Crane: They're so goddamn stupid
316) Team Lazarus Is Torn Apart By Overwatch
317) Team Lazarus: a bunch of gleeful homewreckers.
318) Pyro marries Team Lazarus
319) Short people vs tall people: The Codot Wars
320) Question Mark Codpiece. Yep.
321) Yes Glitter
322) NO GLITTER
323) Things heating up in the glitter fandom
324) Pray for Zsasz
325) We are all Tesla
326) *FIGHT HANNAH'S TEACHER*
327) *FIGHT HANNAH'S TEACHER AND CLASSMATES*
328) Law and Order: Team Lazarus Edition episode 2
329) The Fashion Police: Team Lazarus Edition
330) "Emerald colored - he's so pretentious. It's GREEN." - Jonathan about Edward @ some point
331) Jon's crows and various corvids
332) Wanna know how I got these scars?
333) probably got them scars from a drunk dare dude
334) AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A CODOT PARTY 'CAUSE A CODOT PARTY DON'T STOP
335) codot pls voice morgan freeman in gotham. not as lucius, just morgan freeman.
336) leo vs edward nygma
337) Hello Naughty Children It's Sad Time)
338) Hi Diddle Diddle It's Dr Riddle
339) Codot was here, but he was sent to bed. YOLO.
340) Smol Rids in Space *NYOOM*
341) RAH RAH RAH MASTER OF FEAR)
342) HRAA HRAA HRAA MASTER OF FEAR
343) Au central
344) Don't mention Edward's 500+ issues to him or he'll have a meltdown and likely recluse to a shell of his former self
345) Sanna go to bed
346) Sanna went to bed
347) Sanna went to bed (at last)
348) N E V E R F O R G E T
349) Waiting For Alfredo to snatch us
350) No One Expects the Boop-quisition
351) PIANO IS MY PARAMOUR
352) Cause he's a primadonna girl, yeah /all he ever wanted was batmans id
353) Happy Birthday Spoopy
354) Doctor Crane and His Horde of Interns
355) Doctor Crane and His Horde of Interns (Also Molly is my #queen support her 2k16)
356) Do Not Send Crane Bee Movie Quotes
357) According to all known laws of aviation...
358) Alex no. You're grounded.
359) there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
360) Go home, Alex.
361) Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
362) COME ON AND SLAM
363) IF I GO OUT IT'S GOING TO BE BY FEAR TOXIN NOT SOME ORANGE CHEETO MAN
364) okay but have you seen trump's caterpillar
365) Killer croc is awesome
366) PROFESSOR CRANE MY KING (emojis removed)
367) LET RALPH HAVE HIS PEN 2k16
368) Let scarecrow have his classic origin in rebirth 2016
369) Let Jon have a scythe again 2k16
370) Hannah is still Clayface, BEWARE
371) Ban Lindsey 5ever
372) #LetIvySing2k16
373) Harvey Dent: Matchmaker Extraordinaire. :D
374) Our Lord and Saviour Jonathan Crane can handle trashy students. Unfortunately, Thomas Elliot is a SUPER trashy student
375) Ferret Lord Jonathan Crane 2k16
376) Jon is no longer ferret lord worthy
377) Make Crane love ferrets 2k16
378) Slenderman Only Fears Jonathan Crane
379) Me, banging my cooking pots outside of DC headquarters: LET FEMALE VILLAINS BE VILLAINOUS
380) CONFIRMED
381) Promote the garbage man to garbage boss
382) Everything Changed When the Boop Nation Attacked
383) Blessed by the spoopy presence of detective
384) ProtectIkky2k16
385) rip doctor spooky
386) DON'T HATE ON OTHERS BECAUSE YOU MADE A POOR GUESS
387) RIP HANNAH
388) Trigonometry more like trigoNOmetry
389) Mother Nature can take her frozen tears and throw them into the sun
390) A Rainbow of Bullshit
391) Ames deserves better 2k16
392) Bolton confirmed republican
393) Dollar Store Bane
394) Indy still needs to fight me in the pit
395) Ames V Indy: FIGHT ACROSS CANADA
396) Here I go, here I go, here I go again! Gotham, What's my weakness? Riddles!
397) fuck you
398) The power of puns compels you!
399) i've ascended good and evil fuck you all
400) Lego my fuckin eggo
401) Leo's corner
402) CONFIRMED
403) NOT CONFIRMED
404) C ON F I R M E D
405) DOUBLE C ON F I R M E D
406) DOUBLE C O N F I R M E D
407) FIGHTFIGHT
408) The coin says you're a punk-ass bitch -Harvey Dent, 2016
409) Becky deserves better 2k16
410) Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow
411) Who wants to date this Riddle Cutie?
412) DO YOUR HOMEWORK, TEAM LAZARUS
413) Eddie, you're one clever S.O.B.
414) Codot is the Spanish Inquisition
415) Home work more like n o.
416) FEARBREEZE
417) Gotta go spray the room with my fearbreeze
418) Why is Codot ass deep in medical notes?
419) codoot did the noot noot
420) Leo & Codot Sitting in a Tree…
421) Team Lazarus > Codot
422) eam Lazarus = Codot
423) ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
424) Leo is pretty cool
425) Hickory Dickory Doc
426) You can't just marry everyone Pyro
427) Jervis is a weeb, Edward is a weeb, hell, we're all weebs
428) “Retreat, retreat! It’s all a part of my cunning plan, really!”
429) #LetEdwardPlayPiano2k16
430) Im gonna name my mimikkyu "Eddie" because they both just want to be loved
431) Professional Chicken Holder
432) _removed conversation name_
433) http://lankybrunettepartdeux.tumblr.com/private/153587955220/tumblr_oh4qhizCiE1u7xkfs
434) (turkey) (turkey) (turkey)
435) #codootdoot
436) Jon didn't do anything wrong
437) Jon did a lot fo things wrong but not all of them
438) Riddler does not get drunk, children. The Riddler just has fun.
439) STUCK IN THE FEAR JEANS FOREVER
440) Fear Jeans
441) STUCK IN THE FEAR JEANS FOREVERZ
442) rankled
443) rankled fear jeans
444) WRITING IDEAS FUCK YEAH
445) They are all here...in the Twilight Zone *doo doo doo doo doo doo doo*
446) RIDDLER'S LABEL PEN RETURNS
447) Clayface is my hero
448) King COdot
449) King Codot
450)King Codootdoot
451) KINGshame Codoot
452) Tea Time w Hannah
453) Cake Wars
454) This chat title will now change every one minute
455) Hello mtv welcome to my crib *points at sinkhole in ground*
456) HUMPSUIT
457) END OF DAYS: A Telltale Games Series
458) "THANKS DAD" IM SCREAMINF
459) Jonathan Cr-EH-ne
460) TWO F-EH-CE
461) Memeobile, Codotcycle, and 2013 toyota corolla
462) FEED ME
463) what the frick frack paddywhack is this fucking cat
464) YOU'RE UNDER ARREST CUTIE
465) HANNAH'S SISTER CONFIRMS, HANNAH IS CLAYFACE
467) HANNAH IS THE ALPHA TWIN
468) HANNAH IS THE ALPHA TWIN
469) Hannah is Clayface, sister confirms
470) THE DAD MOM
471) s top with monarch i am tIRED
472) ikky licky his dicky
473) ikky licky his sTICKY NOTES JOKES
474) “jack call me jackie nashton”
475) KATIE WON THE HUNGER GAMES
476) SO PROUD OF LEO WINNING THE HUNGER GAMES
477) WAYLON DESERVES TO WIN THE HUNGRY GAMES
478) WAYLON WON THE HUNGER GAMES IN MY HEART
479) The coin says you're a punk ass bitch
480) KILLER COCK
481) hi diddle, cockzilla fucked my riddle
482) hi diddle diddle, cockzilla fucked my riddle
483) Ames and Indy official OTP
484) Codot dies from thirst
485) Indy dies from Programmer Dad Thirst
486) Gotham Thugs: The Musical!
487) This is discrimination against farmers and i have several pages of objections ranging from hatred on hay to blasphemy against my beans
488) Zsasz vs Zsasz Dad
489) Go to bed Sanna
490) Zsasz Vs the 21 other people in this chat pt 2
491) "We talked, we drowned people, we told our life stories!!!" -Emma 2016
492) Batman is judging you
493) Team Lazarus: Fire and friendship
494) CROC WITH PUPPIES
495) #Let DCCharactersHaveNiceThings2KForever
496) Almost 500 tittles
497) C'mon guys, we can make it! :D
498) My hotline isn't bling rn -Zsasz
499) Team Lazarus, blasting off again!
500) FIVE HUNDRED 500NER THAN EXPECTED
501) HAMBURGER MAN CONFIRMED TWO FACE
502) Codot is the oldest twin #Confirmed
503) Crane (singing and prepping a fear toxin injection): Granny got run over by a reindeer…
504) Crane (singing and prepping fear toxin): Granny got run over by a reindeer...
505) Batdad would like to have a word in the Batcave
506) endgame: edward kinkshaming jonathan for slapping his ass
507) CODOR
508) CODOR (Translation: "YOU SHOULD ALL BE LOCKED UP IN A CAGE WITHOUT A KEY!")
509) 2016: so bad the waynes might as well be murdered again
510) MITHRA MEOW
511) Knock Ivy and Jervis out with Dr. Spoop
512) HAPPY HOLIDAYS Y'ALL
513) AMES QUEEN OF KICKASS OCS
514) Hi my name is ethan darkness dementia raven cobblepot and i have peroxide blonde hair and blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me i look like dick grayson
515) RIP Jonathan Crane was fucking destroyed by Becky Albright
516) Tempting Fate
517) Pray 4 Leo
518) Pray That Leo’s Tablet Clears Customs
519) THE JELLO CUP STRIKES BACK
520) KING CODOT STRIKES AGAIN
521) Codot is a peach
522) time to shove a scythe up hIS ASS
523) Codot is a strange mutant adult child #Confirmed
524) LetRiddlerCry#2k16
525) The Riddler People Vs Codot
526) Codot's Cross-Ocean Speedo
527) We are assholes team lazarus
528) We are (assholes) team lazarus
529) Sarah's explosive flatulence
530) Codot the mediocre skype god
531) Codot the magnificent skype god
532) Riddler's Depressed Combat Bots
533) LetJonathanSayWhoopAss2k17
534) Give us the Red Hood/Rogues Kill Bill Joker hunt
535) Pray circle for Indy
536) SEXY LEXI LUTHOR
537) GOTHAM PRINCESS BRIDE GOTHAM PRINCESS BRIDE
538) Deathstroke the Strokedeath
539) Team Lazarus is breaking down, that's it. Nothing new here.
540) CODOT IS THE NUMBER ONE FOLKS
541) you got 2 leggies get walkin
542) WHERE'S MY MONEY YOU DIRTY BAGUETTE
543) LEO'S GOT A TABLET AGAIN
544) Leo and Ames: Defenders of the Gecko
545) Spoopy Birb
546) GIVE ME JESTER HARLEY OR GIVE ME DEATH
547) "I'll LEAF you to your thoughts."
548) because uncly Clayface is my friend
549) lizards are magic fuck you steve
550) Team Lazarus calls are magic
551) Happy Holidays ya memer
552) england sucks
553) MERRY CHRISTMAS YA FILTHY ANIMALS!!
554) well i just listened and my icy heart is now a furnace
555) Sad oclock is always on the horizon
556) Shine bright like dick graysons 90's suit
557) INDY MADE A PUNNY
558) CODOT RUINS CHRISTMAS 2016
559) CODOT RUINS BOXING DAY
560) FUCK 2016 SIDEWAYS WITH A CROWBAR
561) Death Titties
562) Codot's Pointy Death Titties
563) Indy was a Canadian before it was cool
564) ZSAZS PARLE LE FUCKING FRANÇAIS
565) CANADIAN DEATH MATCH
566) Is the sun a giant space heater
567) the fresh thane of scotland
568) Indy is a meme
569) FAREWELL 2016
570) Better step up your game the bis are your greatest hurdle
571) We are all sned
572) #LetEddiebe5'1 2k17
573) TOLS VS SMOLS 2K17
574) Dear Sylvester: Please don't kill clayface
575) Oops
576) Is that a challenge?
577) Purple Cauliflower is beautiful and should not be hated on 2k17
578) OSCAR ISAAC AS HARVEY DENT 2k17
579) MARK HAMILL MVP
580) KING DRURY MOTHMAN CONFIRMED
581) LEOOOOOOOOOOOOO
582) Ivy and the horrible baguette
583) Zsasz failed
584) #IBelieveInZsasz
585) Lep
586) EXPOSE ZSASZ 2K17
587) Tis I, the frenchiest fry
588) I will keep this title until Leo returns to symbolize how much I miss his absence
589) Riddler can't grow a beard so he just grows everything else instead
590) "Riddler can't grow a beard so he just grows everything else instead" - Indy, 01/13/2017
591) Operation: Leo Punches All The Riddlers
592) Operation: Leo Punches All The Riddlers, starting with Ames
593) YOOOOOU'RE HERE, THE FRENCHIEST FRY IS NEEEEAR,
594) ROGUES MUSICAL
595) "It's Gotham, reasonably wears spandex" -Hayden Ayala
596) SWEET SMELL OF SUCC
597) There's no 'I' in team but there is an 'I' in pizza
598) #IbelieveinHannah
599) Operation: "Fight Shitty Teachers" is underway
600) My brain is an intricate ecosystem which is on fire
601) DREAM TEAM MEME TEAM- RALPH, HAYDEN, AND AMIR
602) SYLVESTER SURPRISE
603) THERE'S A GUN TO YOUR HEAD AND DEATH IN HIS EYES
604) CLUB PENGUIN
605) Sucant Dehydrogenase more like SUCCant dehydrogenase
606) George Orwell can fight me
607) Mr Freeze studies CRY-ogenics
608) CODOT'S A DORK
609) MONARCH THEATRE
610) The perfume is a lie
611) We're never going to make it to 1,000 names at this rate
612) WE CAN DAMN WELL TRY
613) An epic quest of name-changing begins
614) WE GOTTA
615) Forgive my memeing sins
616) Chat name that's the entirety of the Bee Movie script
617) Chat name that's- NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
618) the size of riddler size of riddler's mASSIVE EGO
620) his peen's much smaller than his ego
621) Team flirt with almost all mols and their bosses
622) HROO HRAA SECURED
623) LICKY
624) Reasonably Priced Sarcasm
625) Reasonably Priced Sarcasm (Roll back on that attitude)
636) Whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'my'ous
637) Explain your misery in terms of how much you hate chem and fuck yous
638) Crazy Quilt is our new mascot sorry jon
639) Ta-dah! Sard broken
640) Team Lazarus goes to McDonald's
641) (งಠ_ಠ)ง
642) YAINT
643) BLOCKED DELETED UNFOLLOWED
644) Hannan
645) Arkham's newest inmate: The Monarch Theater
646) Codot is a teasing bastard
647) THE MEMEWORM STRIKES
648) STOPHENCHMENBULLYING2K17
649) STOPHENCHMENBULLYING2K17 (ALSO STOPSNAKESNAMEDKATIE2K17)
650) TEAM LAZARUS IN A TRENCHCOAT
651) Zsasz is the meme snake
652) #TEAMLAZARUSFIGHTSTHEEDUCATIONALSYSTEM
653) #memesoutfotzsasz
654) In this house we appreciate Codot
655) AMES IS A CUTE, DISCUSS
656) BROWN IS A CUTE, DISCUSS
657) Team Lazarus is filled with cuties: Discuss
658) Eddie and Ozzie: BrOTP For Life
659) Beware the Ides of March.
660) -pation
661) What is human
662) #IBelieveInLeo
663) BUTTS, GEORGIA
664) YAY EMMA
665) fuckin ninja nibs
666) Schemer is Poison Ivy! Spread the word!!!
667) Spoopy Dorito
668) Professor Spoopy Dorito PhD-MD
669) SNES
670) WAYLON MY BOY
671) Time for Jon to be a Major Asshole™
672) We Are All Clayface
673) I want you and your windows xp level memes out of my h OUSE
674) GIVE ME ALL YOUR SNOW
675) All's fair in love and mario kart
676) Happy Ides of March
677) KLARION THE BITCH BOY
678) Do you wanna kink or the fic -Zsasz
679) Katie Unwittingly Interrupts Serious Time in the Chat With Stupid Link
680) Leo needs to go to the SHAME CUBE
681) Ames is a beautiful Canadian princess and I love her
682) Lemme just jot that down in my "Big List Of Manipulative Dick Moves For Jon To Make"
683) Zsasz, please do not fight the Penguin. For your own safety.
684) Zsasz, please do not fight the Penguin. For your own safety. -Amie, 2017
685) The Great Soprano-Alto War
686) We Do Not, Leo.
687) i aint capullo
688) leo is capullo
689) Leo's art is dank
690) either cannibal or gay -Leo 2k17
691) My what a guy that Baaaaaaane
692) dark katies blog show me the hidden memes
693) uncovers batman's chest, revealing dem nipples behold
694) Tobias Whale can eat from the bag of infinite dicks.
695) AMES IS A CUTE
696) Codot could be lured to his death by Ames
697) Ames, please just visit the poor man!
698) Ames will visit the poor man when she gets the motivation and chance
699) 👀
700) Ames is the dankest meme
701) Ames is banned from 1v1-ing people
702) Edward Nygma is Nerd: discuss
703) Like 'I just mixed meth with crack and a splash of heroin and drank the thing like it was water in a desert'
704) We are drowning in the bred. Lik the bred.
705) I refuse to get verbally frisky with myself
706) I refuse to get verbally frisky with myself -Codot, 2017
707) I Believe in Jonathan Crane
708) And the SAD RP AWARD goes to ... Slyv
709) And the SAD RP AWARD goes to ... Sylvester stallone
710) OUR LORD AND SAVIOR DORITO CRANE
711) Leo gonna roast clayface so hard clayface'll become pottery
712) 19v1 everyone in this chat v ames
713) Zsasz 👏 Did 👏 No 👏 Wrong
714) #StopZsaszBullying2K17 715) #StopZsaszBullying2K17 (katie is innocent)
716) #StopKatieBullying2K17
717) http://lankybrunettepartdeux.tumblr.com/post/158985611430/when-theres-trouble-who-you-gonna-call-not
718) when there's trouble, who you gonna call? not edward because he's probably there anyway
719) President OSWALD 2020
720) leo and codot sITTIN IN A TREE
721) UKK YSE CREATIVITEA
722) I pray at my altar of sluts
723) ames more like aMESS
724) ProtectAmes2k17
725) Leo's Career Pseudonym: Not Greg Capullo
726) You gotta keep up to date on all the hot Team Lazarus memes
727) #TeamCondimentKing
728) #TeamCrazyQuilt
729) #TeamKiteMan
730) #TeamEgghead
731) #TeamKillerMoth
732) #TeamKingCobra
733) #TeamKillerCroc
734) #TeamKingCodot
735) #TeamLazarus
736) E G G
737) PYRO'S PROFESSOR IS CRANE #CONFIRMED
738) ALL CANADIANS ARE VIPERS
739) ALL CANADIANS (except amy ofc what an angel) ARE VIPERS
740) ALL CANADIANS (specially amy ofc) ARE VIPERS
741) Go the fuck to sleep, Brown! - Samuel L. Jackson
742) Think on your sins Lindsey
743) aH FUCMED IP
744) Leo stop looking @ the skype group and go nap gdi
745) HANZO IS TITTY ARCHER MAN
746) AMES NO
747) "Birds have nipples!"
748) oswald: imma suck the ornithonipnops
749) Katie the cyberbully
750) Katie n the Heelies sounds like a great band name
751) Chungus Humongous
752) Draw me like one of your sexy Jim Gordon's
753) Someone cure Katie's thirst for Jim Gordon
754) Judge Leo is now in court
755) Let Leo use a british accent 2k17
756) AMES' EMBARASSING PAST
757) y'all'd've g'dabbed
758) Rip amy killed by leo 2k17
759) I never stop. I MUST NEVER STOP. -Codot 2k17
760) #IkkyProtectionSquad
761) Leo spreads fake informaion like butter 2k17
762) Scaring Ames 2k17
763) why do you son
764) special memes for special ppl
765) Team Lazarus: Obsessed with the Zsaszarus
766) Zsasz is the new young god confirmed
767) *record scratch* so you're probably wondering how i became a cult idol 768) The Riddler Who Can't Solve Riddles
769) M'AIDER Stranded Frisk
770) BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
771) Ames, please explain WTF Canada is.
772) War of the heights
773) Little oyster
774) Amie has done nothing wrong.
775) #giveamescoffee2k17
776) Wow I can't believe Leo is the fucking pope
777) Wow I can't believe (amy) is the fucking pope
778) Wow can't believe Leo is actually Cthulhu
779) Leo should go to bed instead of eating doritos on a burger :):):)
780) Ames was an scene kid, discuss.
781) Believe in the nipple priest
782) Believe in the Nipple Priests
783) Clayface stop changing this without context or I will rip off your eye
784) Clayface stop changing this without context or I will rip off your eyelids
785) LONG LIVE THE NIPPLE PRIESTS
786) GO BACK TO BE POTTERY, CLAYFACE
787) Que sera sera, binch
788) Ikky is best birb
789) Everybody sue leo
790) I’ll fight you, strawman
791) There is a Strawman waiting in the sky
792) I <3 Amie
793) I LOVE ALPACA
794) I swim with dolphins at my own pace - Alpaca for president 2020
795) ames is a cute, confirmed
796) The things this chat makes me read
797) IM A CTUALLY CALLING THE RCMP
798) Jonathan and Oswald attend furrycon together
799) Jonathan, Oswald, and Selina attend furrycon together
800) hello my name is ebony darkness dementia raven way I have long black f
801) hello my name is ebony darkness dementia raven way I have long black fur and blood red eyes and i n'ya a lot
802) I can't believe Cluemaster is from Ames' town
803) Y'ALL'RE DIRTY SINNERS
804) ZSASZ WE'RE SORRY PLEASE COME BACK
805) Katie hecked up so badly we are gonna see a shitpost of the shitpost
806) KATIE IS PURE AND IS VOID OF LEO'S SIN
807) Leo is my confirmed memer in crime
808) PYGMALION MORE LIKE PYGMALINO
809) ames wants a trudeau body pillow, don't believe her lies
810) cant believe katie encourages leos bad habits smh dead 2 me
811) #GiveCraneAYellowRing2k17
812) Katie 4 president (of my ❤ if i have one)
813) ames secretly loves the pyg
814) MY QUEEN AMES
815) Are you a chouchou person or a moonmoon person
816) we are Bros or Foes no inbetween
817) Wow I can't believe the dirty baguette is responsible for Jon's Arkham asylum outfit
818) Leo is a snek #confirmed
819) HES A FILTHY FEAR BOY
820) I prefer my clowns without legs
821) Thou hath me shooketh
822) MIEF
823) A DEN OF MIEFS
824) When u gotta carve that pig bc bae is coming but u feed ur victims to ur pigs???? (Emojies removed bc they fucked with the document)
825) When bae says he didnt poison ur wine 😍😍😍❤❤❤❤👅👅👅👅👅👅✊✊✊✊💦💦💦💦💦
826)Can't believe Katie wants to marry Lucenzo Daddy-tino 😧😧😧
827) Katie just wants to live with Harvey Bullock and his cats, thank u very much
828) LET 👏 DADDY-TINO 👏 LIVE 👏
829) Katie cheated Luncenzo with Bullock and thats why Bullock is dead
830)Can't believe Bullock got decked my Katies THOT 😭😭😭😭
831) Can't believe Katies THOT tried to seduce Jonathan Crane via pork dinner and expensive wine 😭📞🚔🚔🚔🚔
832) i can't believe oswald cobblepot is taller than ames (insert a million emoji's here)
833) i can't believe oswald cobblepot is taller than ames 😭😭😭✊✊✊💦💦💦👅👅👅👀👀👀
834) Famemely of Meifs
835) Memebers of the Mief Famemely
836) EVERYTHING THREATENS TO GO TO SHIT...AGAIN
837) LET EDWARD NYGMA HAVE A THICC BOOTY 2K17
838) RIDDLER HAS NO BUTT
839) ur'e
840) B O I
841) According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign..
842) According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're 👏gonna👏 take👏 him 👏up👏. Really? 👏Feeling..
843) CRASHIN MY SKYPE YA GODLESS HEATHEN
844) According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign..
845) NOOOOOOOO
846) According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign..
847) IM PUTTIN MY FOOT DOWN
848) According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign..
849) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
850) Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss. (laughs) Like that's ever gonna happen. What a load of - (toilet flush) Allstar - by Smashmouth begins to play. Shrek goes about his day. While in a nearby town, the villagers get together to go after the ogre. NIGHT - NEAR SHREK'S HOME MAN1Think it's in there? MAN2All right. Let's get it! MAN1Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you? MAN3Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's bread. Shrek sneaks up behind them and laughs. SHREKYes, well, actually, that would be a giant. Now, ogres, oh they're much worse. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin. MENNo! SHREKThey'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's quite good on toast. MAN1Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya! (waves the torch at Shrek.) Shrek calmly licks his fingers and extinguishes the torch. The men shrink back away from him. Shrek roars very loudly and long and his breath extinguishes all the remaining torches until the men are in the dark. SHREKThis is the part where you run away. (The men scramble to get away. He laughs.) And stay out! (looks down and picks up a piece of paper. Reads.) "Wanted. Fairy tale creatures."(He sighs and throws the paper over his shoulder.) THE NEXT DAYThere is a line of fairy tale creatures. The head of the guard sits at a table paying people for bringing the fairy tale creatures to him. There are cages all around. Some of the people in line are Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbell in a cage, Gipetto who's carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer who is carrying the three little pigs. GUARDAll right. This one's full. Take it away! Move it along. Come on! Get up! HEAD GUARDNext! GUARD(taking the witch's broom) Give me that! Your flying days are over. (breaks the broom in half) HEAD GUARDThat's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next! GUARDGet up! Come on! HEAD GUARDTwenty pieces. LITTLE BEAR(crying) This cage is too small. DONKEYPlease, don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. I can change. Please! Give me another chance! OLD WOMANOh, shut up. (jerks his rope) DONKEYOh! HEAD GUARDNext! What have you got? GIPETTOThis little wooden puppet. PINOCCHIOI'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy. (his nose grows) HEAD GUARDFive shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away. PINOCCHIOFather, please! Don't let them do this! Help me! Gipetto takes the money and walks off. The old woman steps up to the table. HEAD GUARDNext! What have you got? OLD WOMANWell, I've got a talking donkey. HEAD GUARDRight. Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it. OLD WOMANOh, go ahead, little fella. Donkey just looks up at her. HEAD GUARDWell? OLD WOMANOh, oh, he's just...he's just a little nervous. He's really quite a chatterbox. Talk, you boneheaded dolt... HEAD GUARDThat's it. I've heard enough. Guards! OLD WOMANNo, no, he talks! He does. (pretends to be Donkey) I can talk. I love to talk. I'm the talkingest damn thing you ever saw. HEAD GUARDGet her out of my sight. OLD WOMANNo, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk! The guards grab the old woman and she struggles with them. One of her legs flies out and kicks Tinkerbell out of Peter Pan's hands, and her cage drops on Donkey's head. He gets sprinkled with fairy dust and he's able to fly. DONKEYHey! I can fly! PETER PANHe can fly! 3 LITTLE PIGSHe can fly! HEAD GUARDHe can talk! DONKEYHa, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey. You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha! (the pixie dust begins to wear off) Uh-oh. (he begins to sink to the ground.) He hits the ground with a thud. HEAD GUARDSeize him! (Donkey takes of running.) After him! GUARDSHe's getting away! Get him! This way! Turn! Donkey keeps running and he eventually runs into Shrek. Literally. Shrek turns around to see who bumped into him. Donkey looks scared for a moment then he spots the guards coming up the path. He quickly hides behind Shrek. HEAD GUARDYou there. Ogre! SHREKAye? HEAD GUARDBy the order of Lord Farquaad I am authorized to place you both under arrest and transport you to a designated resettlement facility. SHREKOh, really? You and what army? He looks behind the guard and the guard turns to look as well and we see that the other men have run off. The guard tucks tail and runs off. Shrek laughs and goes back about his business and begins walking back to his cottage. DONKEYCan I say something to you? Listen, you was really, really, really somethin' back here. Incredible! SHREKAre you talkin' to...(he turns around and Donkey is gone) me? (he turns back around and Donkey is right in front of him.) Whoa! DONKEYYes. I was talkin' to you. Can I tell you that you that you was great back here? Those guards! They thought they was all of that. Then you showed up, and bam! They was trippin' over themselves like babes in the woods. That really made me feel good to see that. SHREKOh, that's great. Really. DONKEYMan, it's good to be free. SHREKNow, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends? Hmm? DONKEYBut, uh, I don't have any friends. And I'm not goin' out there by myself. Hey, wait a minute! I got a great idea! I'll stick with you. You're mean, green, fightin' machine. Together we'll scare the spit out of anybody that crosses us. Shrek turns and regards Donkey for a moment before roaring very loudly..
851) SCREAMS OUT OF FEAR OF THE UNKNOWN
852) Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss. (laughs) Like that's ever gonna happen. What a load of - (toilet flush) Allstar - by Smashmouth begins to play. Shrek goes about his day. While in a nearby town, the villagers get together to go after the ogre. NIGHT - NEAR SHREK'S HOME MAN1Think it's in there? MAN2All right. Let's get it! MAN1Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you? MAN3Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's bread. Shrek sneaks up behind them and laughs. SHREKYes, well, actually, that would be a giant. Now, ogres, oh they're much worse. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin. MENNo! SHREKThey'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's quite good on toast. MAN1Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya! (waves the torch at Shrek.) Shrek calmly licks his fingers and extinguishes the torch. The men shrink back away from him. Shrek roars very loudly and long and his breath extinguishes all the remaining torches until the men are in the dark. SHREKThis is the part where you run away. (The men scramble to get away. He laughs.) And stay out! (looks down and picks up a piece of paper. Reads.) "Wanted. Fairy tale creatures."(He sighs and throws the paper over his shoulder.) THE NEXT DAYThere is a line of fairy tale creatures. The head of the guard sits at a table paying people for bringing the fairy tale creatures to him. There are cages all around. Some of the people in line are Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbell in a cage, Gipetto who's carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer who is carrying the three little pigs. GUARDAll right. This one's full. Take it away! Move it along. Come on! Get up! �� HEAD GUARDNext! GUARD(taking the witch's broom) Give me that! Your flying days are over. (breaks the broom in half) HEAD GUARDThat's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next! GUARDGet up! Come on! HEAD GUARDTwenty pieces. LITTLE BEAR(crying) This cage is too small. DONKEYPlease, don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. I can change. Please! Give me another chance! OLD WOMANOh, shut up. (jerks his rope) DONKEYOh! HEAD GUARDNext! What have you got? GIPETTOThis little wooden puppet. PINOCCHIOI'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy. (his nose grows) HEAD GUARDFive shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away. PINOCCHIOFather, please! Don't let them do this! Help me! Gipetto takes the money and walks off. The old woman steps up to the table. HEAD GUARDNext! What have you got? OLD WOMANWell, I've got a talking donkey. HEAD GUARDRight. Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it. OLD WOMANOh, go ahead, little fella. Donkey just looks up at her. HEAD GUARDWell? OLD WOMANOh, oh, he's just...he's just a little nervous. He's really quite a chatterbox. Talk, you boneheaded dolt... HEAD GUARDThat's it. I've heard enough. Guards! OLD WOMANNo, no, he talks! He does. (pretends to be Donkey) I can talk. I love to talk. I'm the talkingest damn thing you ever saw. HEAD GUARDGet her out of my sight. OLD WOMANNo, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk! The guards grab the old woman and she struggles with them. One of her legs flies out and kicks Tinkerbell out of Peter Pan's hands, and her cage drops on Donkey's head. He gets sprinkled with fairy dust and he's able to fly. DONKEYHey! I can fly! PETER PANHe can fly! 3 LITTLE PIGSHe can fly! HEAD GUARDHe can talk! DONKEYHa, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey. You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha! (the pixie dust begins to wear off) Uh-oh. (he begins to sink to the ground.) He hits the ground with a thud. HEAD GUARDSeize him! (Donkey takes of running.) After him! GUARDSHe's getting away! Get him! This way! Turn! Donkey keeps running and he eventually runs into Shrek. Literally. Shrek turns around to see who bumped into him. Donkey looks scared for a moment then he spots the guards coming up the path. He quickly hides behind Shrek. HEAD GUARDYou there. Ogre! SHREKAye? HEAD GUARDBy the order of Lord Farquaad I am authorized to place you both under arrest and transport you to a designated resettlement facility. SHREKOh, really? You and what army? He looks behind the guard and the guard turns to look as well and we see that the other men have run off. The guard tucks tail and runs off. Shrek laughs and goes back about his business and begins walking back to his cottage. DONKEYCan I say something to you? Listen, you was really, really, really somethin' back here. Incredible! SHREKAre you talkin' to...(he turns around and Donkey is gone) me? (he turns back around and Donkey is right in front of him.) Whoa! DONKEYYes. I was talkin' to you. Can I tell you that you that you was great back here? Those guards! They thought they was all of that. Then you showed up, and bam! They was trippin' over themselves like babes in the woods. That really made me feel good to see that. SHREKOh, that's great. Really. DONKEYMan, it's good to be free. SHREKNow, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends? Hmm? DONKEYBut, uh, I don't have any friends. And I'm not goin' out there by myself. Hey, wait a minute! I got a great idea! I'll stick with you. You're mean, green, fightin' machine. Together we'll scare the spit out of anybody that crosses us. Shrek turns and regards Donkey for a moment before roaring very loudly.." ***
853) jESUS CHRIST ON A CROSS
854) Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss. (laughs) Like that's ever gonna happen. What a load of - (toilet flush) Allstar - by Smashmouth begins to play. Shrek goes about his day. While in a nearby town, the villagers get together to go after the ogre. NIGHT - NEAR SHREK'S HOME MAN1Think it's in there? MAN2All right. Let's get it! MAN1Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you? MAN3Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's bread. Shrek sneaks up behind them and laughs. SHREKYes, well, actually, that would be a giant. Now, ogres, oh they're much worse. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin. MENNo! SHREKThey'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's quite good on toast. MAN1Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya! (waves the torch at Shrek.) Shrek calmly licks his fingers and extinguishes the torch. The men shrink back away from him. Shrek roars very loudly and long and his breath extinguishes all the remaining torches until the men are in the dark. SHREKThis is the part where you run away. (The men scramble to get away. He laughs.) And stay out! (looks down and picks up a piece of paper. Reads.) "Wanted. Fairy tale creatures."(He sighs and throws the paper over his shoulder.) THE NEXT DAYThere is a line of fairy tale creatures. The head of the guard sits at a table paying people for bringing the fairy tale creatures to him. There are cages all around. Some of the people in line are Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbell in a cage, Gipetto who's carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer who is carrying the three little pigs. GUARDAll right. This one's full. Take it away! Move it along. Come on! Get up! HEAD GUARDNext! GUARD(taking the witch's broom) Give me that! Your flying days are over. (breaks the broom in half) HEAD GUARDThat's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next! GUARDGet up! Come on! HEAD GUARDTwenty pieces. LITTLE BEAR(crying) This cage is too small. DONKEYPlease, don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. I can change. Please! Give me another chance! OLD WOMANOh, shut up. (jerks his rope) DONKEYOh! HEAD GUARDNext! What have you got? GIPETTOThis little wooden puppet. PINOCCHIOI'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy. (his nose grows) HEAD GUARDFive shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away. PINOCCHIOFather, please! Don't let them do this! Help me! Gipetto takes the money and walks off. The old woman steps up to the table. HEAD GUARDNext! What have you got? OLD WOMANWell, I've got a talking donkey. HEAD GUARDRight. Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it. OLD WOMANOh, go ahead, little fella. Donkey just looks up at her. HEAD GUARDWell? OLD WOMANOh, oh, he's just...he's just a little nervous. He's really quite a chatterbox. Talk, you boneheaded dolt... HEAD GUARDThat's it. I've heard enough. Guards! OLD WOMANNo, no, he talks! He does. (pretends to be Donkey) I can talk. I love to talk. I'm the talkingest damn thing you ever saw. HEAD GUARDGet her out of my sight. OLD WOMANNo, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk! The guards grab the old woman and she struggles with them. One of her legs flies out and kicks Tinkerbell out of Peter Pan's hands, and her cage drops on Donkey's head. He gets sprinkled with fairy dust and he's able to fly. DONKEYHey! I can fly! PETER PANHe can fly! 3 LITTLE PIGSHe can fly! HEAD GUARDHe can talk! DONKEYHa, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey. You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha! (the pixie dust begins to wear off) Uh-oh. (he begins to sink to the ground.) He hits the ground with a thud. HEAD GUARDSeize him! (Donkey takes of running.) After him! GUARDSHe's getting away! Get him! This way! Turn! Donkey keeps running and he eventually runs into Shrek. Literally. Shrek turns around to see who bumped into him. Donkey looks scared for a moment then he spots the guards coming up the path. He quickly hides behind Shrek. HEAD GUARDYou there. Ogre! SHREKAye? HEAD GUARDBy the order of Lord Farquaad I am authorized to place you both under arrest and transport you to a designated resettlement facility. SHREKOh, really? You and what army? He looks behind the guard and the guard turns to look as well and we see that the other men have run off. The guard tucks tail and runs off. Shrek laughs and goes back about his business and begins walking back to his cottage. DONKEYCan I say something to you? Listen, you was really, really, really somethin' back here. Incredible! SHREKAre you talkin' to...(he turns around and Donkey is gone) me? (he turns back around and Donkey is right in front of him.) Whoa! DONKEYYes. I was talkin' to you. Can I tell you that you that you was great back here? Those guards! They thought they was all of that. Then you showed up, and bam! They was trippin' over themselves like babes in the woods. That really made me feel good to see that. SHREKOh, that's great. Really. DONKEYMan, it's good to be free. SHREKNow, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends? Hmm? DONKEYBut, uh, I don't have any friends. And I'm not goin' out there by myself. Hey, wait a minute! I got a great idea! I'll stick with you. You're mean, green, fightin' machine. Together we'll scare the spit out of anybody that crosses us. Shrek turns and regards Donkey for a moment before roaring very loudly..
855) CHAOS IS THE NATURAL STATE OF THE UNIVERSE
856) hannah is ruining amys meme
857) AMES I RUINING BROWN'S GOOGLE DOC
858) Ames how the fuck did I miss that script mess how dare you not keep it
859) my professor is jonathan crane aND I ASKED HIM TO TEACH PSYCHOLOGY NEXT WEEK I HOPE I DIDN'T MAKE A MISTAKE -pyro sea
860) "It's like a cape, but for my legs!" -Hannah, talking about her skirt
861) "You can't just quote me on everything!" -Lexi, 2017
862) 2472
863) canya pawnya yer anya
864) ames is a babe, confirmed
865) Schemer confirmed Two-Face
866) Disco Crane will haunt your dreams
867) Some Katies just want to watch the world burn
868) Schemer is a pure bean
869) Rip Jervi Colony 2k17
870) Dark Leo show us the forbidden pimp oswald
871) COTTON EYE JONNO
872) sameo leo - Ames, definitely
873) S K I N R I M
874) Team Lazarus; The Support group that came out of nowhere
875) Team Lazarus; Support Group
876) Lame Senior Pranks
877) why are cats meow so small
878) GET RIGGETY RIGGETY REKT, SPOOP LORD
879) Team Lazarus, Home of the Mysterious Cryptidrew
880) Green Man Yells at Drop Bears
881) #freethetiddy
882) YELLOW LANTERN DISCO CRANE
883) HE SQUEAK
884) MOTHERFUCKING DUCKLINGS
885) One Gay Family
886) We Are All Shook
887) Everyones moving to Earth 24 to join the JLC sorry
888) LET ME ADOPT UR CATS BROWN OR @ LEAST TELL EM I LOVE EM
889) SEVEN NATION AMY
890) SPLOOTING
891) WHERE'S OS-WALDO
892) Avacado Bears
893) Avacado Bears or Thunder Whales
894) o canada, our home and native land, true patriot love, w fear gas in our hand
895) "It's tiptoe time bicth"
886) "Feels good feels organic"
887) Ralph The Hero We Need But Don't Deserve
888) Team Lazarus Team Mom
889) Ames, this is an intervention
890) When your alter ego calls you daddy 🤔🤔🤔🤔👅?👅?👀👀👀👀👊👊👊💦💦💦¿¿¿¿
891) KNOCK KNOC FUCKERS EGGHEAD IS HERE
892) PROTECT RIDDLER AT ALL COST
893) Episode 3 of Season 9 - Zsasz Accidentally Joins A Cult
894) sppok
895) FUCK FATHER
896) Team Dank Meh-mehs
897) Frying Pan Padre
898) frying pan pa
899) frying pan pad
900) frying pan padre
901) Running Start
902) Media Murderer
903) Nut of the Tree
904) Time to Kinkshame Canada
905) Team Lazarus Contemplate Dating
906) Eleka Nahmen Nahmen Ah Tum Ah Tum Eleka Nahmen
907) ILLUMINABEE CONFIRMED
908) dream daddy has ruined my life.
909) sure thing Brown
910) EGG BABE
911) Dorkham Asylum
912) Just Gods, being Bros
913) take a goddamn bath, Sylvester
914) no
915) the gang
916) "On April 19th, I made bread."
917) Leeroy Jyingkins
918) bllaahhhh
919) #ProtectFemaleCharactersInDraculaAndItsAdaptations2K17
920) And then we see Lindsey screaming because this is so fucking awesome
921) What the heckle deckle did you just diddly done say about me, you little nerd? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Meme Team, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on The Captor, and I have over 3 confirmed riddle solves. I am trained in online research and I’m the top blogger in the entire codot army. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you clean out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my diddly words. You think you can get away with saying that lie to me over the Internet? Think again, meanie. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Team Lazarus and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your riddleS. You’re dead, Hush. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can out meme you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in internrt combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Google and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable hints off the face of the continent, you little twerp. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” kidnapping was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your undank memes.. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you snake. I will rain puns all over you and you will drown in it. You’re dead, you viper.
922) Y'ALL'RE KILLIN' MY POOR PHONE
923) Are we at tittle 1000 yet?
924) Plz watch young pope so i can talk abt it
925) *OFFENDED BAND KID NOISES*
926) *OFFENDED BAND KID NOISES AND CLARINET SQUEAKING*
927) *OFFENDED BAND KID NOISES AND CLARINET SQUEAKING AND SPIT VALVE GURGLING*
928) 'My room smells like fresh linens and Jesus' - My sister, 2k17
929)The question for some fucking Tim Hortons
930) The quest for some fucking Tim Hortons
931) Send a healer to Ames b4 she dies
932) Education Conversion Class
933) Shhhh he's sleeping
934) "Murder probably"
935) orf chumps
936) orc chumps
937) Protect the Orcs, their doing their best
938) Protect the Orc chumps, their doing their best
939) Protect the Orc chumps, they're doing their best
940) Team Lazarus; The Fellowship of the Riddle
941) awkward potato club
942) WORSHIP HIM FOOLS
943) Puzzle Me Like One of You French Boys
944) Puzzle Me Like One of Your French Boys
945) Make Amy the Wine Aunt 2k17
946) The Homeowners Guide to Homicide by Zsasz
947) Fre Sha Vaca Drew
948) all i want is pizza and tea
949) diggy dig
950) rip NON's teeth
951) IT's thE FINAL COUNTDOWNNN
952) Spooky Scary Kaitons
953) Aardvark v Anteater: Battle of the Cute
954) Compromise: Red Panda
955) WOOHOO YEAH EMMA LOOK AT THIS TALENTED BEAN
956) What the fuck are vampire laws?
957) AMES IS A CRYPTID BORN IN A FIELD
958) SHIA SURPRISE
959) TODAY NON WAS BORN
960) Everyone check put Emma's art!
961) Everyone check out Emma's art!
962) We all Love Ames
963) It's The Scarecrow, not The Grim Dino Bunny!!!
964) Let Jon be what he wnats 2k17
965) Jonathan can do better than reaping bunny dinosaur! 2k17
966) If Jonathan wants to be a reaping bunny dinosaur he can
967) Jonathan can't be both the God of Fear and a Reaping Bunny Raptor!
968) LET HIM DREAM
969) THIS AIN'T A DREAM!!!
970) Remember! Reality's an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold!
971) Let's make it 9 closer, shall we!
972) 👀👀👀👀
973) Teacher Ames
974) Hello darkness my old friend
975) 🙏🏼🙏🏼 Bless this mess 🙏🏼🙏🏼
976) Friskuella 4 lyfe
977) Young just ass
978) time for tea
979) Happy Spooptober!
980) Codot is back at it again 👀👀
981) It's October and shit's bout to go down, but I want to scream about DuckTales
982) Update: Ames is as cute as ever! 👌
983) Ames expands her meme kingdom
984) Ames the hallowmeme queen
985) Meme Queen Amemes
986) Jon and Sylv #goals 😍
987) T^T Emma fails Jervis - 10/6
988) Canada is a cult #confirmed
989) Nasty Boys™
990) Celery
991) World War Tea
992) Farmer Ames vs. Poison Ivy
993) Canada is already clean
994) Frisk, liberate us from the assignments
995) I snort the gas so I can pass
996) Brown breaks down over a deleted art folder but by magic gets it back
997) #GiveScarecrowHugs2k17
998) PLEASE SAVE AMY
999) How close are we, Sassy??
1000) Operation recover pom pom
1001) TEAM LAZARUS 1001 NAMES
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