#I’m so happy we got the owlbear cub

[mewtatedbunnies]

Alexandre got a new pet

It’s so cute 😭

Alexandre also got his eye knocked out so now he’s got two different eyes

[tumbleweed-run]

Reaching Out

Pt 3

Astarion my crafty companion,

Please forgive me for my inconsiderateness. I did not mean to remind you of your predicament once again. I simply meant we all have our trials, even when life seems to be going well. We had actually considered your presence while discussing our wedding. If you are still unable to join us during the daylight, we’ll marry at night on the terrace at Mother’s house under a thousand lanterns. Tav is even working on how to convince the magistrates in Waterdeep that it is of the utmost importance that our owlbear cub be allowed to attend. That is a matter you might also be employed to assist with. 

Do you miss being a magistrate? I know your crafty tongue got us out of a number of situations in the past. I can certainly see how magnificent you would be at the job. Perhaps some kind of night council? I’m sure there are a number of reasons why one might need legal assistance in the dead of night. In fact, I can think of a number of times I was required to trudge down to the jails during my academy days to assist in the retrieval of a few of my drunken classmates.  Of course, I may be quite eloquent but my skills, in that regard alone, do not match yours. So often I was required to spend my entire allowance in order to secure their release. 

While we’re on the subject of skills mine are just fine, in the bedroom and everywhere else. But you are correct in guess that this is the nature of what I wish to discuss with you. Although I’m not certain how comfortable I am at the idea of you considering my sex life so closely.

The issue is not with my skill or the size of my rod (of which I will not get into details, but it is quite adequate—I’ll remind you I once bed a goddess) but with some other things I may lack. 

Tav is of the adventurous type, and to some extent, I am too. I am more than happy to indulge her in most of her fantasies, of which she has a number. But I fear there are things which she enjoys that I have yet to convince myself to enjoy with her. I do not shame her for these desires; they’re hardly the most taboo things, but I simply do not share them. This is one area in which I will admit I am lacking. Perhaps my reluctance is because of the lack of knowledge of this area. Because of this I wonder if you might offer some insight or knowledge for me. Or better yet the name of a book so I can familiarize myself. This is exceedingly embarrassing for me. 

Tav sends her love and I am enclosing a letter from her to you. When you respond please keep in mind she is unaware that I am writing to you with these issues. 

Gale Dekarios

Pt 1, Pt 2,

Pt 4, Pt 5, Pt 6, Pt 7

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