#I’m so fcking nervous y’all lol

[inkyclone99]

…soooooooo eeerrrmmmmm I made a continuation for that pic 👉👈

Batch parents…what can I say…

And in case you are wondering, you think me, of all people, would pass on the opportunity to not draw pregnant Hunter in a skin fitting dress…pls

In this the batch are the kids…only time I give Hunter sons…heh

(Mildly terrified of posting cloneshipping on main eeeeeeeeeee)

Felt bad I didn’t have time to draw some TBB thing for Halloween so here is Hunter as Morticia Addams~ 🖤

How good it feels to draw a skin fitting dress and not having to cover his gorgeous hourglass-y motherly figure

Doubt he cuts his roses. Red is the perfect company color with black 🖤❤️🖤

[kithtaehyung]

RYENNNNNN!!!! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKKKKK

I’ve been MIA for like a week bc uni is so stressful but guess what I GOT MY LICENSE 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 but that’s just a little abt my life rn

THE APPLE DRABBLE????? AND PT.2????? OMGGGGGGGG idc what anyone says. They literally ooze love for each other like I just know everyone there can sense their chemistry for one another even if they don’t know what’s going on🥲. I love oc’s teasing of yoongi, their banter is so entertaining BLESS

Also pt.2????? Ok now don’t get me wrong, there was smut, BUT THE FLUFF???? YOON wanting oc to feed him and act all domestic even if they’re hidden away🥹🥹🥹, he’s only getting so much more comfortable w her and she obviously doesn’t know how to act.

HOW IS TAE ABLE TO ALWAYS SAVE THE DAY??? God bless him

The teasing in the haunted house😏😏😏😏 oc is getting sm more bolder w him and vice versa and it’s only gonna get better from here😭😭😭

These two drabbles are definitely my fav scenes of oc and yoongi

Also, I’m so happy you’re going to take a break after 3tan9. You deserve it sm <33333 being active quite literally everyday and maintaining a personal and social life is not easy, but ur a rockstar so ofc u can. And I think u literally don’t ever have to worry abt readers going away bc I think we’re all a family atp.

Ok that’s all I off the top of my head.❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

-🍒

ALSO???? HOW DO U FEEL ABT 3TAN BLOWING UP THE WAY IT DID. I remember reading the first 3tan and thinking it would be just a one shot, and then yeah you uploaded more bc of the demand, but now it’s literally the most important piece of yoongi literature 😂 I just wanna say I’ve been here from the beginning.

CHERRYYYYY CONGRATS ON THE LICENSE BABE🥳🥳 sending all my cheers (and energy for uni omg you got this!)

Glad you had some time to read the drabbles, as well! I love them so damn much and these were a joy to write. Fave scenes? Love the banter? The feelings and comforting energy surrounding them oh god I need a moment😭 Yoongi’s def getting more comfortable being himself around reader but that just spells trouble as much as comfort lmfao.. like he was even keeping himself in check in the haunted house so imagine what it would be like if he didn’t a ha ha🙃

Tae being best boy best friend best human ever. My god I will defend that man with everything I have istg..

But also thank you so much for the support and encouragement.. when you put it that way, no wonder my brain needs to rest! It was a tough decision to make and I still am kinda nervous about it, but messages like this certainly help. A ton. I’m glad you think of us as a family bc I do too🥺🍊

LOL oh goodness I’m so shy rn.. it’s strange bc I still feel like it’s just a part of my life, so I don’t see it as anything like,, groundbreaking. It’s just something I work on everyday and a piece of my heart that I wanna share with all of you. What I’m most thankful for is y’all honestly like,, the people I’ve met bc of words?? A story?? Y’all are gd angels and cool af. How fcking great is that?

Idk I just love this story, these characters are important to me, and I appreciate everyone that’s following along on their journey. That’s all I can say, really🥹

[yiqiie]

IDOL PRODUCER S2: E2 THOUGHTS

every week, i’ll sit down and watch the newest episode of Idol Producer Season 2 《青春有你》and write down all my thoughts. nothing get’s left out so get ready for a bunch of memes, shit posts and rants as we get through another season of our fave survival show 

feel free to send me any questions to my inbox and i’ll answer them asap!

a/n: sorry this is late! i forgot the episode was released yesterday welp but tbh saturday night is probably gonna be my upload day anyway 

start time: 10:42 am 

my internet is experiencing problems woooooo so this will be interesting 

so many goddamn ads 

wait who’s the team who were playing like instruments and shit??? they sounded AWESOME

oh damn recap of zyx being pissed off 

MILK ADS 

that chewing gum is actually pretty good ngl 

also the theme song is getting catchier so don’t be surprised if i start liking it 

i still feel so bad for the kids who are sitting out IN THE COLD 

[break while my internet decides if it wants to continue being an asshole]

MC JIN YOU’RE HILARIOUS I LOVE YOU 

‘if you’re a rapper, PLEASE LEAVE’ i’m dead 

zhang pd is sighing lmao 

chen si jian leggo 

IT’S A RAPPER I’M CRYING AHAHAHHAHAAH 

*awkward silence* 

he’s shaking omfg poor baby 

also minghao is really cute ily i never said it before 

HE WROTE THAT?? oof you got talent boy 

he got a zyx serious nod 

wtf he was so quiet??? and now he’s just rapping the shit out of this song 

HE CAN SING YES YOU GO BABE 

oh damn those lyrics 

is it an A? i saw in the description there might be an A today 

IT’S A B YOU GO SWEETHEART 

IT’S THE SMILER FROM LAST EPISODE 

i love their suits 

LI ZHENNING BABE YOUR SMILE 

black pearl i’m crying his skin is GORGEOUS 

HIS POUT 

ALL OF THEIR SMILES ARE SO BEAUTIFUL 

zyx and mc jin talking about shi mingze being similar to kris wu 

LOOK AT ZYX’S FACE MY EXO FEELS 

he looks like my uncle I SPIT MY WATER OUT LMFAO 

jia yi’s CLAPPING I AM IN LOVE 

THAT ENTRANCE 

HIP WIGGLING I LOVE IT 

the song was damn good 

mc jin lmfao HIS SOUNDS 

even the trainees know that their bets on other trainees’ grades are probably gonna be wrong lol 

YOU’VE SCARED THEM ZHANG PD 

jia yi why are you so fcking cute 

NO ONE IN C EITHER 

well their prediction wasn’t wrong they said all of them would be D together 

but :( i really liked their perf 

HE WANTS TO GO ON STAGE JUST TO SEE ZHANG PD 

what a precious bub i shall protect 

stretchy bendy boi

xu long han uwu 

WAIT 

HE WAS THE ONE WHO CALLED ZYX A DIMPLE LIAR 

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH 

[pls excuse as my wifi loads again]

LI RONGHAO NOT UNDERSTANDING THE JOKE 

i actually love him 

oh jesus this song brings back the memories lmfao 

THIS KID IS FCKING HILARIOUS I LOVE HIM 

stretchy bendy boi again woooooo 

I’M CRYING HE’S SO FUNNY I LOVE HIM MUM 

we already knew he was F but still ;; 

YOU MADE A GOOD IMPRESSION THOUGH GORGEOUS ILY 

YAO MINGMING ILY HE’S SO CUTE 

LOOK AT HOW ADORABLE ALSKDJALSD

6 years as a trainee damn boi 

oh shit 

how is being this good at dancing fair holy goddamn 

THEY CAN SING TOO WTF THIS IS NOT FAIR 

[wifi cut off again so guess what i GET TO WATCH THE PERF AGAIN] 

zyx has his serious face on 

wait they just got up from that position WITHOUT THEIR HANDS 

HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE

uh oh they ain’t getting As or Bs 

A C AND A D NOOOO 

okay i agree with his comments but c’mon they were nervous 

don’t worry babes you have plenty of time to improve! ;;; 

zhou shi yuan oh god i need to remember names 

HE DOES BIOMEDICINE?? DAMN BOI 

deep voice holy shit damn 

VOCALS VOCALS VOCALS 

omg so many vocals today 

BROMANCING ALREADY SHARING MILK 

okay that sounds weird 

THE BOY HE CHEERS AT EVERYONE WHO IS HE 

others: :| 

this boi: :O

omfg he’s a fcking meme too 

[paused while my mother makes me watch a David Attenborough documentary on bamboo] 

MAVERICKS LET’S GO 

MR X’S SONG WHOOP WHOOO 

IDOL PROD S1 FEELS LEGGO 

IT’S ACAPELLA HOLY SHIT LET’S GO 

vocals damn holy shit 

okay the dancing may not be as on point because there was a bit where they weren’t doing anything 

BUT I STILL LIKE THEIR VOCALS 

YAO CHI WHAT THE 

WE HAVE A B BABES 

GUAN YUE FINALLY 

MY BEAUTIFUL SMILING BABY BOY I’VE MISSED YOU 

even yixing is in love with his smile i can tell 

those sharp dance moves though 

I LOVE GUAN YUE GUYS 

honestly that was my favourite performance i don’t care what other people say 

it’s probably gonna be a B 

even though i want him to get an A 

LIAN HUAI WEI MY FAVOURITE BUB 

li wenhan holy shit you are fcking adorable 

YUEHUA LET’S GOOOOO

he forgot to bow WHAT A CUTIE 

LI WENHAN BEING A LEADER I LOVE 

babe don’t say you don’t want an F because zyx can sense fear and he’s gonna give you one 

i’M PRAYING FOR YOU ALREADY 

wenhan is such a soft boy omg 

JIAYOU BABES I’M ROOTING FOR YOU 

oh goddamn these slow mo shots are killing me 

OOF WENHAN GAVE ME A LOOK 

picking up the rose petals I AM DEAD 

guys i still really love jolin she smiled at me and i just forgot about my love for all the others 

jks li wenhan is singing at me now 

i want him to get an A but my bet is on a B 

NO Fs OR Ds WE DOING GOOD 

hu chun yang is really cute just saying 

told y’all so 

even though i wanted him to get an A

YES IT’S THE BAND HOLY SHIT 

THIS WAS SUPER GOOD IN THE PREVIEW 

oof i love it i love it i love it 

probs not gonna get the results i want them to get but WHO CARES I’M STANNING 

all Cs i can deal with that 

LIKE MY DAD POOR LI RONGHAO

i really like this guy’s suit 

wait i forgot his name 

i’ll wait till zyx says it again lmfao 

ZHANG PD SAYS HE’S HANDSOME 

chen you wei THAT’S HIS NAME 

HE GOT AN F WHAT 

oh here we go gramarie

okay i gotta say gramarie is really good at picking songs 

like last year it was a really good song too 

when are we getting an A 

the accents are so cute AHAHAHAHA 

zyx is losing his shit 

i missed their names though and their company 

there aren’t any left????

are there seriously no As?

oh damn 

i just noticed that the new trainee clothes are from new balance 

I AM CRYING FROM LAUGHTER 

such a good reference to ‘balance’ 

they’re really not going to give zyx a break lmfao 

theme song practice leggo

IT’S THE SM PRACTICE ROOM 

MY SM FAMILY FEELS 

i really do love the new uniforms 

THE DORMS 

WE’VE MISSED YOU 

bruh the gifts are better than last year 

wenhan you’re adorable omg i’ve said this so many times 

SOMEONE HAS A YODA AHAHAHHA

XU MINGHAO YOU’RE A GORGEOUS BOI 

and you’re a cutie too 

he speaks so softly too ugh ily 

lmfao their hands look like jellyfish ngl 

but damn xu minghao you’re a good teacher 

wang jiayi ;;; working when everyone left already 

ngl i’m not feeling the broship like last season where people would go out of their way to help each other 

he’s literally by himself and it’s nearly 6am 

jesus this boy is hard working 

LMAO once one person comes in everyone comes in ahahhahha

okay okay previews here we come 

wait removing the centre decision 

TO WHAT

oh damn future stages what a look 

I LIKE 

sidenote: i took a ss of this beautiful boy but forgot where i was going to put it so i’m gonna leave it here anyways. enjoy :)

finish time: 9:47 pm 

that’s all folks; tune in next week for another episode of mai’s shitposting whilst we suffer through another survival show together!

[gifsbysimplysonia]

WHY does my follower count keep going up?

I assumed it was porn bots but I went to check the list, and much to my surprise, I only found 1 blog that’s a sex toy that is following me from the recent new follows lmao. Although there are plenty of empty blogs which are also obvs suspect. 

But for any poor humans who somehow got suckered into following this blog (and please do not think you owe me a follow just cuz I’m following you! If you WANT to? Awesome, but I just don’t want anyone feeling like they HAVE to follow me or something, cuz honestly, I’m trash), I’m sorry for whatever tricked you into being here lol. 

If you don’t like any of the following, the content on here isn’t gonna be what you wanna see on your dash:

RuPaul’s Drag Race queens (I am particularly fond of/attached to Latrice Royale and Adore Delano)

Marvel with heavy emphasis on Steve Rogers/Chris Evans, Bucky Barnes/Sebastian Stan and new to me because I can’t believe people are “anti” him ... Tony Stark/RDJ (I also REALLY wanna protect Peter Parker at all costs)

Pro-wrestling (I complain a lot about WWE but still want to support several performers like AJ Styles/Samoa Joe/Roman Reigns; I am very into NJPW, Pentagon/Rey Fenix, and various wrestlers now involved with AEW)

Keanu Reeves (my whole family stans him)

Dr. Who (more specifically The Twelfth Doctor who I consider MY Doctor cuz I’m a fcking grump like he is AS WELL AS The Doctor & River Song who are my 2nd OTP; I also absolutely adore Martha Jones who is my favorite companion, followed by Donna Noble)

Han Solo/Princess Leia who are my #1 OTP 

Gomez and Morticia Addams who are OTP3 and yes I know an OTP means ONE True Pairing, but sorry, I have too many couples that I love

Almost any couple that fights/gives each other a hard time cuz that’s my jam for some reason (so, like, Kat and Patrick from 10 Things I Hate About You...very that)

The Princess Bride cuz it’s the best movie ever

Martial arts (because I’m the LEAST graceful person you’ll ever meet and I just admire humans who can make their bodies do beautiful and brutal things)

Avenged Sevenfold (a band I’ve seen almost 40 times live and have gone on countless adventures because of and the lead singer was nice to me a bunch of times a lot of years ago so I’m emotionally dependent now)

Brooklyn 99/The Good Place (I need to find good GP blogs so if anyone knows any, please let me know)

I love purple

I love well written het smut which is not something I EVER got any of when I was in bandom or, like, a fan of Supernatural (everyone was into slash) so the Marvel fandom has been a FCKING REVELATION and y’all really got me twisted now lmao

I also leave REALLY LONG AND INVOLVED FEEDBACK on any fic I like so apologies if you’re an author who had to wade through my endless rambling 

Sometimes bootleg (bad quality) GIFs I come up with of anything that strikes my fancy like all of the things above or just randomness from all of the trash TV I watch on VH1 and WE or anything else where I think there’s a funny reaction video (Gordon Ramsay is a blessing)

Again, I’m not sure why people are starting to follow my blog but it makes me nervous, like I falsely advertised something and then I’m gonna do nothing but disappoint? ....so fair warning and sorry but thanks for being here?