#I’m showing Magnus Archives to my gf and wanted to show her these but nothing was in order

[succubusfuccubus]

Embroidering the Magnus Archives

Here is a google doc masterpost of @kirikiri1 episode Hoops, in order. Just in case anyone listening to the Magnus Archives would like to follow along. Some episodes haven't been done (yet?), and so I've left them blank.

[sapphosuperhero]

a guide to tma characters according to my gf who has never listened to tma

Jonathan Sims - named after the guy who made the podcast, he is the archivist. Maybe you don’t know his name for a bit… He’s possessed or something spooky. Eyeball imagery. You want to knock him out just so he can sleep. (gf proceeds to call him jonny for the rest of the time)

Martin Blackwood - Jonny’s boyfriend, they’re gay and in love, they were quarantined in a cabin for a long time. He likes tea. I get cardigan vibes from him. Nothing really spooky going on there.

Tim Stoker - rat bastard!! I think he’s dead.

Michael Shelley - something weird happened to him and now he has weird hands… connected to the spiral and now he’s out of control. I don’t think he works at the archives, he just shows up and waves his hands around.

Jane Prentiss - the woman you’re gonna leave me for. Worm lady. She has bugs in her skin because the hive called to her. She has worms in her tits and you have a crush on her. She shows up at the archives and says “haha I’m here bitch”

Jude Perry - one of the arson dykes- there’s two. Is the other one Gertrude? Is Jude the fire one or the wax one? I think she’s wax.

Daisy Tonner - exists. Friends with martin and melanie.

Nikola Orsinov - mannequin! I like her vibe, ringleader of a circus vibe/ character from cabaret. She’s my favorite because I love creepy circus aesthetics.

Georgie - a cop and jonny’s ex girlfriend

Elias Bouchard - is a dick. (me: what’s his position in the archive?) ...asshole. I don’t know what he does but I know we hate him. He’s the leader I think? An asshole.

Mr. Magnus Archives - The final boss, and they have to defeat him and blind themselves in order to leave.

Sasha - nonbinary I think? Or maybe that’s the voice actor. (me: it’s the person she was named after.) God, stop naming characters after yourself! We like sasha, she’s cool. I think she’s alive

Melanie King - the other arson dyke? No,no, but she’s a lesbian. I think she works for the archives. She seems nice, she’s a good guy.

Basira - Sounds cool. Sounds like a post-apocalyptic name, a warrior name. Doesn’t even need a last name, she’s just Basira. Badass.

Agnes Montegue - THAT’S the other arson dyke! She’s the fire one. She was sitting in a coffeeshop and one guy ran through fire to kiss her on the lips.

Gerard Keay - works for the archives, I think we like him, he might be dead. He also needs a nap. 

Jurgen Leitner - he’s a bitch. He’s like Elias in that everyone hates him. Linked to the archives somehow, no one really knows how. There’s a statue of him in the archives probably.

Gertrude Robinson - I know her name and that’s it. I think she still works at the archives