#I’m gonna rewatch Pillar of Garbage mocking Critical Drinker to improve my mood

[victoriadallonfan]

You know, I was joking about the Critical Drinker calling the Triumvirate “woke”, but god he would absolutely think all of WB’s works are SJW propaganda and part of the “woke mind virus”.

Especially the stuff that he focuses on for dramatic effect.

Worm - Would absolutely spend too much time harping on Taylor’s trigger involving tampons. “Why does the author beat us over the head with feminine hygiene products? Why does he want kids to be exposed to this garbage?”

Pact - Goes ballistic about Blake mocking the American Healthcare system and would imply but not say that he’s a groomer for hanging around Evan. “I’m just saying, it’s creepy that the author has this grown man bond with a child and be so emotional about it.”

Twig - Jamie and Jessie. I don’t think I want to even guess what word vomit would come out of his mouth.

Ward - A lot to choose from (two women raising a black daughter, trans!Furcate, Tristan kissing a boy on screen, Trans!Sveta, daring to discuss sexual abuse etc etc), but I think he’d zero in on that one time Victoria mentioned that police officers stereotype minorities. “She’s giving off major SJW Karen energies, talking about the extremes of some police officers as if it’s their fault, and not that statistically more crime happens in black communities.”

Pale - Brain melts at the revelation that all 3 protagonists are different minority groups and representation. Would think Brett is a better Dad than people think and is ignorantly villainized. “Yeah Brett is a bit of a dumbass, but I think anyone would lose their temper if they had a daughter like Verona who just refuses to listen.”