#I’m gonna do like ed kemper (barf) did to his little cell mate; this is my spray bottle
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I walked way out of town when I told my parents I wasn’t going far because I’m an adult and can do whatever the hell I want. I’m also pleasantly surprised that it’s foggy outside.
#Every time my dad makes angry generalizations about gay people; I’ll take a long walk and not tell him where I’m going#I’m gonna do like ed kemper (barf) did to his little cell mate; this is my spray bottle#unironically my dad also likes peanuts#Ironically he’s the tall murderous one because he’s 6’2.5” and constantly talks about how he wanted to kill gay guys#which is valid because those specific ones were sexually harassing him#but I can tell that hostility extends to normal inoffensive gay people like myself so [vaguely gestures]#I’m Pavloving him#If he doesn’t want to go to therapy and wants to use me as his therapist; I’m going to BE his therapist and start implementing my treatment#I mean straight guys stalk me too and one boy almost sexually assaulted me in a Jungle Java but I don’t hate straight men
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