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deluxdollie · 4 months ago

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Me because I found a fanfic author I like but they have the SHITTIEST WORST MOST DUBIOUS DUMB IDIOIC BLANDEST BLASPHEMOUS CRUNCHY MIND NUMBING BRAIN CELL HOGGING TOE SUCKING ASS FUCKING UNINTELLIGENT DENSE IGNORANT FOOLISH DULL SLOW WITLESS SIMPLE MINDED EMPTY HEADED VACUOUS MORONIC IMBECILE OBTUSE ACUTE EVERY FUCKING ANGLE TO EXIST EXCEPT THE FUCKING RIGHT ONE DOLTISH GULLIBLE NAIVE THICK SKULLED BOVINE WOODEN HEADED LIKE FUCKING PICCONCHIO DAFT NONSENSICAL UNTHINKING INSANE LUDICROUS RIDICULOUS LUDICROUS HALF ASSED OPINION THAT YOU COULD ONLY EVER HAVE IF YOU DIDNT READ THE FUCKING SERIES but you can’t hate on it because people are gonna send me death threats because it involves a really popular ship that I don’t like.

Bungo stray dogs fandom can we give characters life outside of their ship pretty please<3333

#bungo stray dogs #Bsd #Bungo stray dogs random makes me want to hit myself with a book #did we even watch the same show #I don’t mind the ship but the characters can exist out side of it #i swear to god #I swear to god if I see another post that’s like “chuuya need Dazai because chuuya weak:(((#I’m going to become violent and start eating vintage coaches #I hate how the word coaches it spelt #I know it’s right but spelling feel wrong #I hate the Bungo stray dogs fandom sometimes #I love you all dearly (kiss kiss smooch smooch) but what the fuck are you guys doing #did we read the same book???#did we watch the same show #who are these characters because they are NOT the ones I know and love #and I will write another character analysis that will take up my entire day to do so #I will read every book and and take notes and watch the show a hundred times over to prove myself right #do not test me #also my ear hurts

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