#I’m currently dusting off my ao3 acc as I type this

[bitterrobin]

spoilery, completely unserious summaries of the first couple chapters of Chiroptera.

Chapter One:

Bette is tired, Tom is annoyingly flirty. Things aren’t going well for her. No one is coordinating. Will someone just tell her why theres a billion Batman lookalikes running around? And then a child breaks into her house. Why is he coming at me with a knife? She misses California….

Chapter Two:

Damian is running. His life is not what he knew it was. He has broken into a house and immediately regretted it. Can he go back being homeless? Anything’s better than getting tennis excruciatingly explained to you.

Chapter Three:

Jason is being edgy. He knows this. (No he doesn’t. He is being theatrical). Don’t blame him for additional carnage, Bruce is dead and Gotham is horribly fucked. But there’s a method to his explicit madness, and by god he’s gonna shoot people or get mauled by a giant cat trying!