#I’m centered standing

[artcalledtheewhip]

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[thepersonperson]

Sukuna is Peak Gap Moe. I’ll never be over this. This bastard talks tough, eats people, and kills like a woodchipper and yet…he is a poetic little sap. Getting mad over an improper haikus, the misidentification of flowers…and confessing his feelings to Gojo Satoru under several layers of wordplay no one except those well-versed in ancient Japanese would catch.

I've been over this in greater detail in Sukuna's Negative Rizz, but @tangsakura added more context in the replies to that post, making Sukuna's use of 凡夫 (bonpu) for Gojo even gayer.

In summary, 凡夫 (bonpu) can be translated as painfully ordinary or unenlightened. But in the individual kanji readings, 凡 is mediocre and 夫 is husband. You could read this as Sukuna calling Gojo his mediocre husband. And that's just the modern readings! The ancient readings...

So you can read this line from Sukuna as the following:

“You were born in an era without me and hailed as 'The Strongest'

1) And yet you turned out to be…painfully ordinary.”

2) And yet you turned out to be…unenlightened.”

3) And yet you turned out to be…a mediocre husband/wife/spouse.”

4) And yet you turned out to be…the ordinary one who could stand by my side.”

Sukuna seems to be saying these things all at once. (It’s no different than the Megumi Activities wordplay he uses with Enchain. Alt. link if the Twitter dies.) Gojo apparently makes him feel very conflicted. He’s boring, he can do better, he shouldn’t even call himself the Honored One, he’s his equal, they’re married. The irony here is that no one except Sukuna can understand this.

[thottietohottie]

I’m sorry but framing Roe v Wade as you giving it back to states when you fucking KNEW that those states that supported you the most wanted to overturn and strike down Roe v Wade and take away the right to abortion and take away bodily autonomy of numerous citizens. I hate when Trump does that thing where he acts like he is giving Americans choice to be liberal when he is in fact stoking the flames of right wing conservative thought to become reality. Stop being a funky ass liar.

[delusinaldreamer19]

The idea of a Black butler equestrian AU where Ciel is a super rich kid (I mean…that’s cannon) competing in the hunter/equitation ring at WEC with Sebastian as his trainer has parasitically wormed itself into my brain.

Now l know this would be very niche thing to make…BUT IF ANYONE WERE TO DO IT IT WOULD BE ME.

[articskele]

“...Wrong? Why would anything go wrong?”

Without further ado, a stimboard for @ask-the-biggering-onceler!

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[fakeoutbf]

five stages of grief but it’s five stages of social anxiety

[deathsmallcaps]

I swear. I comprehend I’m not the best teaching intern in the world. I also was not the best camp counselor, cashier, and so on. But if my observer gives me so much criticism that I cry again I’m going to be so motherfucking pissed.

Especially since she’s asking me to stay late just to review me. While I have family visiting. And I’m gone for most of the day. And my commute is over half an hour. Which isn’t bad around here but still.

[berryqaul]

where is he going

[cabeswaterdrowned]

Julia Wicker for headcanons?

Headcanon A:  realistic — before showing her magic tricks to Quentin she first showed her sister Mackenzie them and she scoffed at them since Julia’s family is very Perfection and Academia Above All (or at least her sister and mother), so I think Quentin not only enjoying it when she showed him but wanting to learn and compete to keep up with her really cemented him as a safe space for her outside of that * a person she could be inquisitive and intelectural with w/o the Perfection mentality.

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious — don’t think this is that unrealistic but I think there were some Vibes between her and Kady’s mom when they were doing their illicit trying to make their own club without Marina thing and yk, Julia doing magic with other women in the show always very gay.

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends — post Quentin’s death I think one of her worst coping habits is to sometimes pretend to be him on nerdy cites like D&D campaigns and the like, that also lines up well with her internet addiction as coping mechanism issue in the books which is still alluded to in s1.

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own. — There is no way she and Penny-23 last long term once the series is over, even if I’m being held at gunpoint and made to say Julia isn’t a lesbian they Suck together.

thank you!

[twistedappletree]

my cat didn’t run up to me like she usually does when i get home and i really said to her “wow ok are you not thrilled to see me?? am i not the most important thing in ur life???”

[starlooove]

And I’m standing ten toes down behind Eloise

[callixton]

like genuinely What is going on with my sexuality rn. love the idea of gay sex with you unfortunately the idea of being touched by anyone else makes me feel sick rn. i know that’s new. yeah i also can’t stop thinking abt being punched by a specific boy. no yeah he’s straight that’s a dead end.

[aphvanity]

ao3 being down feels like running through a green meadow with a childhood friend who disappears in the mist. i’m alone now. there’s nothing but the wind biting my cheeks and my shoes filled with just enough dirt to mold to my feet. the grass gets greener the longer i look at it and i wish the mist was closer to me so i could be in it, but no matter how much i reach out it always remains faraway in my vision. i just want to feel the mist wrap around me as it consumed my friend but instead i am just another grass in the wind and the air is a little too cold to be refreshing

[m00nlight-woman]

I wish I could play dnd with radfems, it sounds like a lot of fun. Women only groups are amazing, the one I’m in is so nice :)

[sentient-cloud]

Ugh plans for disability pride month include I have a doctors appointment and maybe I’ll finally bring up my pain (horrifying, especially as a fat person and especially with a doctor who still hasn’t put me on my adhd meds I previously had yet. Maybe I’ll also ask about those because help.) trying to get a therapist and also. Making that phone call begging the state to not cut my assistance benefits and to believe me when I say i don’t work due to health + mental health reasons at the moment (negative hopes)

[emodennis]

i threw up last night for the first time in like 5 years and i have no idea why and i’m wondering if it has to do with all the fucking stress i’ve been feeling this week like i’m ready to quit before the job has even started