#I’m centered standing

[artcalledtheewhip]

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[re-bogwitch]

Wait hang on

Hang on

Someone put Charles next to Wade, my man would need a step stool to see him

[tanjir0se]

Noticed something while listening to butt rock in my car tonight at work

Could a depressed person make THIS?

[thottietohottie]

I’m sorry but framing Roe v Wade as you giving it back to states when you fucking KNEW that those states that supported you the most wanted to overturn and strike down Roe v Wade and take away the right to abortion and take away bodily autonomy of numerous citizens. I hate when Trump does that thing where he acts like he is giving Americans choice to be liberal when he is in fact stoking the flames of right wing conservative thought to become reality. Stop being a funky ass liar.

[articskele]

“...Wrong? Why would anything go wrong?”

Without further ado, a stimboard for @ask-the-biggering-onceler!

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[delusinaldreamer19]

The idea of a Black butler equestrian AU where Ciel is a super rich kid (I mean…that’s cannon) competing in the hunter/equitation ring at WEC with Sebastian as his trainer has parasitically wormed itself into my brain.

Now l know this would be very niche thing to make…BUT IF ANYONE WERE TO DO IT IT WOULD BE ME.

[deathsmallcaps]

I swear. I comprehend I’m not the best teaching intern in the world. I also was not the best camp counselor, cashier, and so on. But if my observer gives me so much criticism that I cry again I’m going to be so motherfucking pissed.

Especially since she’s asking me to stay late just to review me. While I have family visiting. And I’m gone for most of the day. And my commute is over half an hour. Which isn’t bad around here but still.

[uharuz]

i have to say i’m SO glad they gave jongho some regular lines and didn’t continue to mostly give him the super high notes and like end chorus bits

[berryqaul]

where is he going

[solar-halos]

trick or treat 👻

hi lily! in honor of halloween spirit here’s what i think everyone (well… almost everyone) is getting up to for halloween!

• festus hosts a terrible halloween party where he has everyone chip in for the drinks but lowkey just pockets the money for himself. it’s the type of flop where everyone shows up and stays but doesn’t utter a word about it the next morning

• livia cardew is coordinating a fierce couple’s costume with her man

• coriolanus is like “oh my god that’s so fucking lame” so then naturally he starts a rumor about how livia’s bf does not wanna do a couples costume w her and how she’s being a control freak about it so there’s drama before the function even begins

• speaking of pre-function activities… pup is white girl fucking wasted before anyone even shows up

• persephone price has extra cat ears and permanent marker (for the whiskers) for anyone who still needs to diy a halloween costume

• i’m sorry arachne and clemensia are doing an angel/devil duo costume. arachne wants to be the angel bc she insists that red clashes with her skin tone. she also locks herself in the bathroom at some point in the night just to see if anyone will come looking for her

•lysistrata is the only sober person in this joint. shes walking around with water bottles and picking up trash and frying up some eggs. coriolanus is also the only sober person there but that’s just so he can mentally dunk on how fucking stupid everyone is being. however he does eventually cave and becomes even more white girl wasted than pup

• hilarious accidentally breaks SOMETHING of sentimental value and uses his foot as a makeshift broom until someone is like “hey man… what the fuck are you doing?” and then he’ll say very seriously “someone made a mess” as if he doesn’t have at least 5 eye witnesses against him

• io jasper is destroying everyone at beer pong. get fucked idiots

• felix leaves the party early and uses his rats as an excuse. it’s hard being a single father in this economy

• dennis fling walks around the function nodding to the shitty music and then after everyone disperses from the party he goes “what’s the move?? are we getting food???” and then when people are like nah we’re just gonna turn in i think he nods again and goes “well just let me know!!! lmk if food is the move!!!” as if everyone’s gonna change their mind all of a sudden

• sejanus does end up going as coriolanus’ plus one and he gets into a really deep political/philosophical argument with juno phipps where it’s really unclear whether or not they’re gonna end up brawling or kissing

• the only reason this party doesn’t crash and burn is bc of gaius breen hes the one that ACTUALLY gets the drinks and brings a speaker and everything

• someone (read: coriolanus) starts a rumor about the ring twins (i won’t get into it…) that consequently ends the party. he’s extremely drunk atp so sejanus has to call up tigris bc coriolanus refuses to let him drive his car

[cabeswaterdrowned]

Julia Wicker for headcanons?

Headcanon A:  realistic — before showing her magic tricks to Quentin she first showed her sister Mackenzie them and she scoffed at them since Julia’s family is very Perfection and Academia Above All (or at least her sister and mother), so I think Quentin not only enjoying it when she showed him but wanting to learn and compete to keep up with her really cemented him as a safe space for her outside of that * a person she could be inquisitive and intelectural with w/o the Perfection mentality.

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious — don’t think this is that unrealistic but I think there were some Vibes between her and Kady’s mom when they were doing their illicit trying to make their own club without Marina thing and yk, Julia doing magic with other women in the show always very gay.

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends — post Quentin’s death I think one of her worst coping habits is to sometimes pretend to be him on nerdy cites like D&D campaigns and the like, that also lines up well with her internet addiction as coping mechanism issue in the books which is still alluded to in s1.

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own. — There is no way she and Penny-23 last long term once the series is over, even if I’m being held at gunpoint and made to say Julia isn’t a lesbian they Suck together.

thank you!

[twistedappletree]

my cat didn’t run up to me like she usually does when i get home and i really said to her “wow ok are you not thrilled to see me?? am i not the most important thing in ur life???”

[m00nlight-woman]

I wish I could play dnd with radfems, it sounds like a lot of fun. Women only groups are amazing, the one I’m in is so nice :)

[callixton]

like genuinely What is going on with my sexuality rn. love the idea of gay sex with you unfortunately the idea of being touched by anyone else makes me feel sick rn. i know that’s new. yeah i also can’t stop thinking abt being punched by a specific boy. no yeah he’s straight that’s a dead end.

[sentient-cloud]

Ugh plans for disability pride month include I have a doctors appointment and maybe I’ll finally bring up my pain (horrifying, especially as a fat person and especially with a doctor who still hasn’t put me on my adhd meds I previously had yet. Maybe I’ll also ask about those because help.) trying to get a therapist and also. Making that phone call begging the state to not cut my assistance benefits and to believe me when I say i don’t work due to health + mental health reasons at the moment (negative hopes)

[emodennis]

i threw up last night for the first time in like 5 years and i have no idea why and i’m wondering if it has to do with all the fucking stress i’ve been feeling this week like i’m ready to quit before the job has even started