#I’m also just way tf into vampires and goblins and elves and-

[bottled-river]

hear mE OUT…

Goblin Vampire girl who lives in a giant castle in the woods, like I’m talking MASSIVE castle way too big for a little goblin.

She can astral project herself as a larger entity to intimidate intruders to protect herself but is honestly quite lonely.

However, she becomes incredibly confused when a lone elf wanderer stumbles upon her and instead of being afraid, they are obscenely horny about it.

Bonus: the elf becomes a vampire too and the goblin girl eventually returns to her original size after she’s made to feel safe in being vulnerable with her new found partner.