#I’m a bit loopy. so imma go to bed now

[rainbownomja]

Update on Soup!

in case anyone here would like one cause I just realized I never did that here (my b.)

Soup did great in surgery, they found *8* hair ties taking up about half his tummy space. They showed em to me and everything (fascinating but also gross af.) It’s honestly kinda baffling how much he did not indicate in any way about having that much foreign stuff in his gut. Cats are weird man.

(I feel I should also mention this boi barely plays at all, he wants snuggles and nothing else. No play, only pets. And I’ve never seen him give any shits about a hair tie ever. Except for once in January which was the only time I’d seen him even play with one (and then swallow I THOUGHT on accident. That’s also a story for another time.)

Point being, He’s been playing me from the start so he could monch on his forbidden snack. Needless to say the apartment has been checked (again) and there are no more lingering for him to consume anymore.

Two days post op and he’s pretty much being his normal snuggly Soupy self (maybe a little more sleepy but he’s also always been a v sleepy old man and is on a couple pain meds. Which honestly? Same dude.)

He’s bumping into walls way less too (the magical force field (e-cone) took a bit of time to figure out for his anesthesia addled brain, which tbh he already only had like two brain cells available at any given time under normal non-drugged circumstances. So you can imagine his continued (hilarious) confusion as I gently redirected him away from walls and doorframes)

But he’s got a handle on it now and seems all and all not totally miserable! He even visited me in my office today during my DnD game which is huge progress from barely leaving the bedroom yesterday.

Also, he finally used the litter box today (I cannot express in words how much relief that has given me. It’s astronomical. And honestly Praise the sun it finally happened, because my brain can’t handle any more continued extreme anxiety at this point XD. My brain bucket is too full on the anxiety juice)

I’m a very tired kitty nurse but it’s worth it to see him feeling better.

So that’s the update! I’m gonna go cuddle my boi and promptly crash now. 💛💛💛

[harrywritingsbyme]

can you do like where Harry overstimulates her until she gets into subspace? the one where Harry keeps on making her cum and squirt, stimulates her clit as a punishment maybe?

Sunday Smut Concept #30

Based Off Of This Ask

And This One

A/N: It’s here...the final Sunday Smut Concept for a little while🥺. I’ve really really really enjoyed writing them every Sunday for the past 30 weeks and I think that it’s time to give them a little break. I’m in this adjusting phase and I need to do some cutting back, and this is the first step😔. I’m getting sentimental while writing this so imma tell y’all a lil about this one...it’s filthy with a terrible ending. Like I've had this ask in my inbox for a lil bit along with this Inspo and since were retiring these babies for a minuet, I thought that I’d bless y’all with this one. Enjoy🙃💕

I can’t even look at this without thinking about Harry and Y/n!

Like Harry had been milking release after release out of you. It started off with him simply pounding into you while you screamed at the top of your lungs about how good it felt while begging for more. His hips never staggered as he fluidly and skillfully slammed and crammed his large cock down into you. He made sure to do everything that would drive you wild and closer to your release. And he made sure to do it a little early too. See, the two of you had a little bit of an unsaid rule that revolved around your releases. It was commonplace for you to cum whenever Harry told you, whenever he was about to cum, or not at all if he decided to go with that torturous option. And since this was the case, pushing you extremely close to the edge early on in you guys’ round when Harry wasn’t even considering cumming was going to drive you insane and pull a very strong release out of you. And it did. You guys’ first round ended with Harry cumming deep inside of your tummy with you screaming, crying, convulsing, and squirting. Your warm fluids gushed out of you as you let go, and it was a sight and feeling that hooked Harry right in and put him on a mission of making you fall apart over and over again.

Once you both finished going at your first round, Harry slowly pulled his still hard and glistening cock from inside you and brought himself down between your legs. He always enjoyed eating your freshly fucked cunt. The combination of your post release juices mixed with his cum created a taste that was absolutely exquisite to Harry and as soon as he lapped it up onto his tongue, he was hooked. He couldn’t stop stuffing his tongue into your warm, wet, and quivering pussy. As he lapped his tongue up, down, in, and out of your pussy, Harry kept his thumb planted on your clit, continuously circling it around the very sensitive bud of nerves the entire time. Even though you were still very much in shock and tingly from your first mind-blowing release, Harry managed to suck another mind-blowing release out of you and right into his mouth. And once Harry finally came up for air, you were all whiney and shaky from your second release of the night. 

Now while Harry was devouring your oh so sensitive pussy, he was actively rutting himself down against the bed in the process. Despite the fact that he came really hard the first time around, Harry was still hard and in need of a release. And eating your cunt only made his need to take you again that much more intense. So once he’s done eating your cunt, he begins to caress your body and coo down to you about how much of an angel you are and how much more of an angel you’d be if you let him take you again in an attempt to get his way. And unsurprisingly so, it did in fact work. Even in your most loopy state of mind you were always looking for ways to please Harry, who was slowly turning into daddy. Now even though you were always looking to please him and you were letting him take you for the third time despite the fact that you were loosing a bit of feeling in your legs, and your cunt was beyond sensitive, you were still enjoying every second of it. You especially enjoyed the way he deeply thrusted into you as he went into round three. Instead of going hard and fast, Harry decided to take it nice and slow. His baby was doing so well by letting him take your pussy over and over again that he wanted to give it to you in a way that would allow him to love on you but still make you all whiney for his cock and from how good it was. And to do that, Harry slowly pushed his cock back into your cunt before lying on top of you and deeply thrusting into you. He kept himself wrapped around you body as he praised you for taking him so well and sucking on your neck, leaving little bruises and marks littered across your skin. When he feels the very familiar knot forming and tightening in the pit of his stomach, along with feeling your nails sink into his skin a bit harder and hearing your whines turn into cries, Harry begins to move a bit differently. His thrusts speed up just a tad do that he can piston his cock right into your sweet spot and push you even closer. And when your walls begin to contract a bit more, all it takes is one deep and swift thrust for you to begin crumbling and for Harry to begin erupting. As he empties himself into you, you also unravel and experience another mind-shattering release. 

Now once Harry pulls out of you this time, he sits back on his claves between your legs and soaks in your beyond fucked out and cum filled appearance. And as if his cock was right on time, it begins to stiffen back up in-between his legs and go back to being desperate for releases. Your releases. Cumming for him was great but he was more concerned with making you cum over and over again.

“Look so pretty with m’cum dripping out of you.” Harry admires, keeping his eyes on the white steam of cum between your cunt and the sheets. 

“Wanna keep it inside daddy.” You tiredly whine out to him. “Use your cock.”

“Of course sweetie.” Harry coos down to you, and within seconds you’re on your side being stuffed with his cock so that you could keep his cum inside. While he cuddles you from behind, he softly fondles your breasts and pinches your pebbled nipples, causing shocks to go straight to your clit. Not only does he do this though. He also brings a hand  down between your legs to squeeze at your inner thighs and pinch the sensitive flesh. Doing these two things along with simply holding himself inside causes you whine loudly and squirt, letting yourself go all around him for the fourth time. 

“My tummy hurts daddy.” You cry out to him as you’re coming back down.

“You did cum a lot sweetheart.” Harry coos, slowly pulling himself out of and from behind you so that he could get between your legs. Does this feel better babydoll?” Harry asks, rubbing your lower stomach to soothe the pressure from all of your orgasms. 

“Mhm.” You whimper. Now as he does this, you can feel Harry begin to give you little kisses on your thighs and right above your pussy. How could he be down there and not toy with you?! He then brings his other hand up to begin rubbing at your clit. The area between your legs was beyond sensitive and Harry was milking another release out of you! It was very tingly but it felt so good. But the difference between this time and the other four times was the fact that when you came this time, you were going to pass out. You mind was not going to be able to withstand another release. It just wasn’t going to happen, no matter how hard you tried.

“Doing so good baby.” Harry continues, bringing his face in to press an open mouthed kiss to your folds. “Just one more f’me sweet girl.” Harry coaxes, continuing his movements on your belly and clit. Since you were more sensitive than ever, you could pretty much let go on the dime. Which is exactly what you did now. You were so worn out yet sensitive and reactive that you were able to cum just like that. And you managed to squirt all over Harry one final time before completely shutting down. When your juices  gushed out of you and onto his face, Harry was floored. You came for the fifth time of the night. You took all of the pleasure and releases like a champ and the proof was all over his face and the sheets. He then gives your clit one final kiss before pulling himself up to cuddle your exhausted body into his. 

And when he does this he looks down to find the bedsheets completely drenched in you juices, or what Harry likes to call your heavenly drops. Before any cuddling, Harry was definitely getting a picture of this.

Masterlist

[britishchick09]

sherlock s2 ep 1 livewatch

welcome to a new (cumber)batch of eps! i’m excited to see all the iconic moments in this one :D

i haven’t even played the dvd yet and it’s glorious :’)

ooh it starts with a ‘previously’!!!

JIM MOIARTY HIIII!!!! :D

moiarty is amazing (and this recap is so dramatic!)

OMG SHERLOCK NECK FRECKLE! :o

also seeing the old channel 8 logo in the corner is so cool! :D

HOLD UP why is bee gees playing

IS MOIARTY A BEE GEES FAN???

‘staying alive’ lol funny since he’s about to get shot :D

moiarty: “SAY THAT AGAIN!!!!!” say that again QUIETER MOIARTY GEEZ

and he just walks away!!!

shoe sherlock cool

sherlock 2 NOW

oh no it’s irene alder...

masterpiece INTRO YAAAASSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

me watching sherlock be like:

the masterpiece trust is just rich people cool

omg the viking river cruises spon is the same as today! :D

woah they’re playing a movie trailer! :o

it’s a british movie obviously and i’ve never heard of it OBVIOUSLY

the scottish host guy is talking and i love it :D

host: “his mind has more apps than an iphone” lol

“a series of his three most famous cases begins! are you ready?” HECK YEAH LET’S GOOOO!!!!!!

YAS the blog scene!

sherlock: “what are you typing?” john: “a blog... about us”

lady: “i think my husband is having an affair.” sherlock: “yes”

sherlock thinks cases are boring except

sherlock ‘cases don’t need titles’ holmes

WOAH SHERLOCK JUST TOLD A LITTLE GIRL THAT DEAD PEOPLE BURN :o

lestrade: “any ideas?” john: “eight so far” wowza :o

sherlock ‘don’t mention the unsolved cases’ holmes

glasseslock!!!!! :D

eyyyyyyyy ;D

people want pics of sherlock and john do johnlockers exist in this universe? :o

lol :D

irene is seductively putting her hand on lockie’s newspaper pic ewww :(

mrs. hudson hates the fridge

THUMBS IN THE FRIDGE FRIDGE THUMBS

mrs. hudson: “BOYS YOU’VE GOT ANOTHER ONE!!!’ *insert meme here*

ooh it spins into a flashback!

OMG JOHNLOCK VID CHAT!!!!

sherlock’s in the sheet! :o

*phone rings* sherlock: SHUT. UP!!!!” lol :D

john’s holding his laptop around lol :D

john: ‘there’s a mute button and i will use it” aka the 2020 president debates

woah some random guys are in lockie’s house and john needs a helicopter what’s up with that????

BUCKINGHAM PALACE YAAAASSS!!!!!!!

john looks under...

giggly!!!!!

♥

mycroft is the queen now

BOI LOCKIE’S LIKE ‘what for?’ TO PUT PANTS ON OMMGGGGGGG

john smol be like :o

guy: “mr holmes the younger”

LOCK BUTT LOCK BUTT NOOOOOOO

john be like o///o ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

o lockie’s’s in clothes again :/

mycroft doesn’t trust the secret service welcome to america

:(

i don’t like irene not because there’s apparently a thing between her and sherlock but because she’s a bit creepy!

THERE LIKE THAT!

sherlock: “photographs of whom?” ooh how fancy

sherlock: “laters!!” lol! :D

irene’s friend is named kate like channel 8 being called ‘kaet’! :D

fashionista! :o

yes this is ‘the right armor’ lockie

john: “you didn’t even change your clothes!” lol :D

sherlock: “go on punch me in the face” lol :D

watson: “i always hear ‘punch me in the face’ when you’re speaking in subtext” ...wut o_O

WORST BATTLE DRESS EVER NNNOPE IMMA HEAD OUT

are sherlock and irene being shipped because they were naked in the same up

irene: “i could cut myself slapping your face” louise belcher wants your number

bi john when he sees irene: o///o “...i’ve missed something haven’t i?”

sherlock isn’t affected by naked irene thus i headcanon him as aro/ace (or even demi/ace in john’s case like my own holmes character) thank you and good night

irene just sits her bare butt on the chair why

JOHN SISTER NANI???? :o

also this font is so basic WHY LOCKIE

irene: “somebody loves you” *glances at john* ok i like her a tad she gets it ;)

john: “put something on, please. like.. a napkin?” lol :D

irene’s like ‘why’ JUS LIKE SHERLOCK BUT I SHALL NOT SHIP THIS SHIP THE SHOW IS TRYING TO SHIP

also john giggles at naked sherlock and is like ‘plz no’ with naked irene (although i would be too that lady is OUT THERE)

ooh antiques roadshow! :D

also she’s dressed like lockie NO

irene: “brainy is the new sexy” plz no :(

she took her clothes off ‘to make an impression’ yep

WAIT  they were just outside now they’re back in wut???

irene was born in the 80s cool :D

WOAH why are there more guy with guns?

and *le gasp* AN AMERICAN????

DON’T SHOOT JOHN AMERICAN!!!

ooh what was the code? :o

EPIC SLOW MO FIGHT YOOOOOO

DANNNNG IRENE JUS GUN SMACKED A GUY

sherlock just flipped a phone LIKE A FLIP PHONE OHHHH

irene is number 1 sherlock fan besides john confirmed

at first i thought it was a fandom phrase but it’s not! :o

WHY DID IRENE JUST PUNCH SHERLOCK

SHE’S WHIPPING HIM????

this reminds me of a certain sw ship... :(

yeah i don’t ship them AT ALLLLLL NOW

the key code is irene’s measurements DOES SHE MEAN...

the camera’s spinning FLASHBACK???

woah are they in the case?? this could be sherlock’s mind palace!

irene: “you got that just from one look? definitely the new sexy” NONONONONOO

outside bed

awww sweet bby ;)

did john tuck him in?

CRAP it was ireneeeeee >:(

the way she says ‘hush now it’s ok...’ is like count olaf in the hostile hospital when he drugs violet :o

LOCKIE’S FIRST WORDS WHEN WAKING UP WHERE JOHN awwww :D

OMG DID JOHN REALLY TUCK HIM IN awwww!!!!!!! ♥

lestrade filmed loopy sherlock lol :D

john: “ahhh back to bed!” awww :)

sherlock: “iiii’m fine i’m absolutely fine!!!’ drugged sherlock is a treasure ♥

sherlock: ”why would i need you?” john: “no reason at all” :)

ew was that an irene phone moan gross

DID SHERLOCK CHANGE HIS TEXT NOTIF TO THAT???

mrs. hudson: “family is all we have in the end, mycroft holmes!” mycroft: “oh shut up, mrs. hudson!” john: “my-“ sherlock: “MYCROFT!!!!” lol :D

mrs. hudson: “it’s a bit rude that noise isn’t it?” indeed!!

sherlock: “you can follow her on twitter” TWITTER IN THE HOLMESVERSE????

sherlock: “there’s more! much more” but wait... THERE’S MORE!

LOCKIE VIOLIN!!!!! :D

THE CHRISTMAS THING WASN’T A FAN MANIP HOLY YAS!!!!!!!! :D

cool sweater john!!! :D

:D

molly: ‘having christmas drinkies then?” wallace wants walkies thank you very much

john: “she’s off the booze!” sherlock: “nnnope” john: “shut up sherlock” lol

john to sherlock: ‘take a day off” lockie doesn’t know the concept mr doc

DID SHERLOCK NAME MOLLY CRY???? :o

HE KISSED HER????

sherlock still has the irene moan after all this time WHY

finding irene on christmas coolio :D

molly: “how did sherlock recognize her by... without her face?” ;)

sherlock smoking bad >:(

WOAH IS IRENE DEAD?????

VIOLIN YAS!!!! :D

smiley smiley :)

awww sherlock plucked a bit :)

OH CRAP IRENE’S BACC

john: “you flirted with sherlock holmes? “someone jellyyyy ;)

OOHH THIS IS THE IRENE JOHNLOCK SCEEENE!!!!!!! :D

irene: “you jealous?” john: “we’re not a couple!” irene: “yes you are.” ;)

john: “i’m not actually gay” irene: “well i am” IRENE LESBIAN GOOD!!!!

irene: “look at us both” (or perhaps bi like john could be...?)

biiiiiig door creak

UGH american... >:(

someone comfort mrs. hudson!! :(

sherlock: “take away your boys. it makes up for too much stupid in the room” he’s surrounded by idiots...

OMG SHERLOCK PEPPER SPRAYYY

awww he’s comforting mrs. hudson :)

john comfort! ♥

the guy’s tied up like the foody moody in bob’s burgers cool :D

awww mrs. hudson’s in shock :(

sherlock: “mrs. hudson leaving baker street? england would fall!” awww! :D

john says ‘alive’ like an irish guy :D

OMG IT’S NEW YEAR!!!!

happy violin new year! :D

sherlock’s xraying a phone lol

john said ‘in your bedroom’ BUT IT’S HIS AND SHERLOCK’S

and irene’s! :o

sherlock: “who wants to kill you?” irene: “killers” lol :D

sherlock said ‘the strand’!!!! :D

irene looks better without lipstick :)

the code is ‘i am SHERlocked’ HOW DO THEY NOT KNOW???

random john middle name reveal lol :D

FOR BABY NAMES NOOOO

john’s is hamish and eugene’s (from tangled) is hoarace... it’s the weird h middle name club! :D

sesame street time :D

...what in the world did sherlock just spout

john said ‘flight double o 7′ JAMES BOND REFERENCE????

MYCROFT IS SAYING ‘BOND ERE IS GO’ yep that’s bond!!!

sherlock didn’t notice john was gone for 2 hours lol :D

ooh sherlock says ‘second world war’ instead of ‘world war two’ :o

NONONONONNONONONONNOOOOOOOOO

sherlock: “that’s not the end of the world, that’s mrs. hudson” lol :D

mycroft: “that’s the deceased, always late” hey yeah :o

WOAH HE JUST CALLED SHERLOCK NAIVE AND IRENE A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS :o

oh hey irene

irene: “jim moiarty sends his love” ha ha funny love :D

WAIT MOIARTY CALLS SHERLOCK A VIRGIN??? :o

THEY’RE HOLDING HANDS NOOOOO

bada bing BADA BOOM!!!!!!!!!

wowza it’s been 6 months since they met???

sherlock: “sorry about dinner” *leaves* yesss :)

i’m glad they didn’t kiss and just held hands that was nice to make johnlock dreams fly :)

OMG IRENE LEGIT DIED THIS TIME BY BEHEADING!!!!! :o

john told sherlock she was in amurica good :)

lockie wants her camera phone aww :(

way better than any hand holding irene and sherlock did! ♥

awww irene texted sherlock goodbye :(

ew the irene moan one last time...

sherlock laughed and called her ‘a woman... the woman’ awww :)

that was a bittersweet ending! :)

aaaand it’s over!

next time... ;)

that was a great season premiere!!! irene was kind of cool (i like how she and sherlock were just friends) and the mystery was engaging as always. and of course... it was nice finally hearing lockie’s violin!! here’s to next time! :D