#I’ll bleach my hair for you 😘😘

[chriss-club]

I love Lily 😭😭

[bleach-your-panties]

14 Arrows💘2024 (FULL!)

Blind Dating Game🕯🍽🍷

Posting will occur on even-numbered days! (I have a fixation with even numbers, don’t judge me)

Pick your love song and your man!

The catch is…you won’t know who he is until the request is posted!

How to Play:

The reader is assumed to be female. Message me for other types of readers.

The target length of the post is however many minutes the song is: i.e. 3:35 song, 335-word drabble, but they’ll all most likely be extended because I am who I am🤟🏼.

14 readers will pick a number and I'll draw our lucky bachelors randomly using the random generator ❣️.

If requested, I'll make a list of female characters to spin from.

I will be including characters that aren't written about often + your favs🤪.

If you only want to spin for a certain fandom(s), let me know, otherwise, you’ll be picking from the whole list.

This is your date! Feel free to give plenty of details & labels for the reader (chubby, geek, athletic, red-haired, thick, black, POC, blue-eyed, curly-haired, etc.)

I control everything else 😈 (mention if you don’t want smut or certain types of content included, but I’ll be using your song as my main inspiration.)

Number picking will occur from today until all spots are filled. First come, first served! 14 spots ONLY!

Nothing against anons, but I’ll probably only answer 1 or 2 of you, to make it fair for others and make it more fun to see who got who!

Choose your number wisely, because that will be how many times I spin the wheel and you get who you get!

Don’t ask who you got; it’s a surprise!

Good luck on your date!😘😘

Posting begins February 2, 2024

(Keep an eye out for more content during February and March!💕💕)

💘Recap:

Send me your number.

[Ex: ‘i want #7; ‘i choose door #13!’]

This does not mean that you’ll be getting whoever characters #7 or #13 are. 

I will spin the wheel _ times (whatever your number is)

Whoever I land on at the _ spin is your date.

If you get cold feet and want to cancel, please notify me so I can free up your spot!

let's see who's behind door number...

14 arrows 💘 ©bleach-your-panties 2024

[behindthescenesoftaylor]

Can I get a fic of Stan and reader (college age, gn pronouns) bleaching their hair together while zooted and/or drunk? Could be platonic or with some romantic undertones, either’s cool! I just like the concept of bleached hair stan :] Thank u!!

THIS WAS SUCH A GOOD IDEA OMG

Blonde Bonding Stan Marsh X Reader

Where the two of you bond while your cross faded and bleaching y’all’s hair.

Not anything TOO romantic, just some romantic undertones

Gn! Reader | Characters are all 20 | 667 words! | like always, if you have a request send it my way! 😘

Anon, if you don’t like it tell me what i did wrong and I’ll be happy to fix! :)

Stan Marsh was known for his wild adventures, but tonight's would be unlike anything he had ever experienced before. It was a lively Friday evening, and he had invited you to join him in a slightly weird bonding activity: bleaching their hair while being delightfully drunk and stoned.

The two of you sat cross-legged on Stan's bedroom floor, surrounded by hair products and an impressive collection of half-empty bottles of alcohol. Laughter filled the room as you passed a bottle of vodka back and forth, the haze of intoxication adding to the fun.

"Okay, dude," Stan slurred, taking a swig from the bottle before bursting into giggles. "We gotta be careful with this bleach stuff. Can't have my hair looking like Kenny’s parka.”

You joined in his laughter, your inhibitions fading away with every sip. The room spun with a dizzying joy, and you found yourself captivated by Stan's infectious laughter and carefree demeanor. The alcohol lifted the barriers that had kept your feelings hidden, allowing them to surface.

"Don't worry, Stan. We got this. We're the most epic hair-bleaching duo ever," you slurred, your words laced with playfulness.

With somewhat unsteady hands, you began to section your hair, while Stan struggled to read the instructions on the bleach bottle. Amidst laughter, you managed to mix the bleach and developer, though the measurements were far from precise. But in that moment, precision mattered little.

As you looked at Stan, his cheeks flushed with a rosy glow, a sense of enchantment filled the dimmed room. It felt like a stolen moment in time, meant for something more.

"Okay, let's do this!" Stan exclaimed, dipping the brush into the bleach and applying it to his hair with exaggerated strokes. His movements were clumsy, bringing even more laughter from both of you. You followed his movements, your laughter blending with his, creating a symphony of joy.

As you continued to apply the bleach, the room swayed in sync with your cross-faded state. Accidental brushes of fingers sent tingles through your bodies, and the proximity between you seemed charged with unspoken connection.

"Hey, Stan," you slurred, your voice tinged with vulnerability. "I'm glad we're doing this together. It feels... special, you know?"

Stan's eyes met yours, shimmering with tipsiness and something more. His words slurred slightly as he replied, "Yeah, it's... it's something, isn't it? Like... like we're unveiling a different side of ourselves, just for tonight."

The world blurred around you as you shared that moment, before you coughed awkwardly and looked at the time. “Oh! Cmon it’s time!”

You guys rinsed out the bleach in the kitchen before heading to the bathroom.

With a mix of anticipation and excitement, you made your way to the mirror, eager to see the results of your impulsive hair-bleaching idea. The room buzzed with nervous energy as you stood side by side, your reflections staring back at you.

As you turned to face the mirror, a gasp escaped your lips. Your hair had transformed into a vibrant, almost ethereal shade. The bleach had worked its magic, leaving you with a head full of dazzling light strands. It was a drastic change, and you couldn't help but feel a surge of excitement.

Beside you, Stan's eyes widened in amazement as he took in his own reflection. His once dark locks now radiated a striking brightness, contrasting against his tanned skin. A wide grin spread across his face, revealing his delight and awe at the transformation.

"Dude, we look... we look freaking awesome!" Stan exclaimed, his voice filled with genuine excitement. "I mean, seriously, look at us! We're like rock stars or something!"

You laughed, the sound bubbling up from deep within you. He was right – the sight of your bleach-blonde hair was undeniably cool and rebellious. It was as if you both had unlocked a new level of confidence, embracing a side of yourselves that had been waiting to break free.

“Now, how about we smoke the rest of that joint?”

“Hell yeah”

[medusaveneno]

✨Trending things/topics on tik tok and my opinion on them✨ lol I’m bored at 1 am and I’m scrolling through tik tok

Hair oiling ( Mielle rosemary oil amla oil ) ~ Every hair texture and especially bleached / colored , chemically damage and heat damage can benefit to hair oiling now it depend of your hair type and the porosity on which or what kind of oil you should use. Mielle oil isn’t the only oil good for your hair and for ppl complaining about it , it’s simply not meant for you. Amla oil is great too but if you don’t like the smell don’t make it trendy and keep your comments to yourself.

Zote soap /dial soap- it’s soap 😐 not that serious to sell out soap

Henna on hair ~ great to use 👌 and very beneficial✅ of used right if you 1000% sure you are never going dye or bleach your hair ( well until it grow out and you cut it off)

Any food sold from a tik tok ( pink sauce sold in Walmart ) ~ STOP BUYING FOOD FROM TIK TOK and the pink sauce still has its inconsistent coloring 🤢 

Tj max , Burlington, Marshall, Ross , etc ~ Y’all are annoying stop shopping there if you can afford or you often buy from regular stores

Chrisean rock is preggors ~ 😳😭 buenoo , good luck

Yt ppl renaming ethnic foods~ 💀😂😭 Google is free bro

Oil pulling- I’ll try it one day 🤷‍♀️ idk tho do feel like holistic remedies can be beneficial

Jenna Ortega - great actress 🥰

Shea butter- love it 💕y’all should mango butter I personally mix it with lotion right out the shower

Shakira new song - love it 😘🤌

Miley’s new song ~ love it too 😘🤌

Bashing scar girl (iykyk)~ WHO GIVES A FUCK??? Like we know let her be

Grwm~ yo I use love grwm when I was younger still do but it use be so chill and relatable. recently out of nowhere some 13 young girl popped in my fyp doing a grwm and omg this younger generation either A) grew up rich or middle class B) being young and relatable has changed and now it’s being 13 about to afford expensive skincare and products / tools.

Soccer players ~ we all know they are attractive we get it

BFFR ~ BE FUCKING FOR REAL

Period (miss use of aave)~ it’s so cringe when ppl do this lmaoo funny how aave is trendy but looked in a negative connotation of a black person uses it.

Bad bunny throwing phones ~ Omg 😳 in my opinion he doesn’t like being treated at a celebrity and or wants to be respect don’t just go up ppl with your phone in their face ask first

Yt ppl learning how to bath properly~ BFFR

Nurses having mental breakdown ( I think that’s just my fyp tho) ~ the health care system in America suck ass and not only is it hard for patients but the workers

 gentrification in nyc ~ bro it’s called the city that don’t sleep for a reason you can’t just complain about every noise you hear move out it’s not as romanticize as you think it is

Gentrification in PR 🇵🇷 : GET OUT GRINGOS 🤬

Yt ppl taking random ethnic goods : it’s giving Christopher Columbus pt 2 

Realistic food candle wax : please stop I’m begging 🧎‍♀️

Benito with that Arizona girl ~ lmaooo good for her Irdc

Anything pregnant and newborn - I’m so scared … terrified even

Fear of aging ~ idk as 23 I’m stuck in between.

Ice spice ~ 🔥🔥 love her

Brad mondo/ butterfly cut ~ give okay tips there’s so many hairstylist better then him btw the butterfly cut is a lot similar to the unicorn cut that manes by Mel made

Cleaning tik tok ~ so satisfying

Cooking tiktok ~🥰😘🤌



[book-of-baba-fett]

do talia and rex bleach each other’s hair and do little highlights? i need to know. asking the important questions (jk i’m just afraid i’ll accidentally spoil something lmaoo)

seriously i love this series so much, and i’m so invested in talia and rex. they are such a cute couple and their energy is impeccable xxx

Illicit Affairs AMA

Ahhh Gala you have no idea how much this made me cackle!! I tried to search for it, but I did make a text post basically imagining this exact scenario once; I made the joke that for the purposes of IA Rex is a natural blonde, but Talia asks where he keeps his bleach because she wants to touch up her roots and he's just like 'wait wut'. Becuase he's like 'you think I bleach my hair?' and also thrown because he's like 'wait you're not a natural blonde?' and Talia just points at the blonder streaks in her hair and is like 'this isn't natural Rex'

but this is such a domestically cute image - partially because i HC that Rex loves playing with Talia's hair (like twirling it in his fingers, brushing it out of her face, etc) I'm imagining Talia sitting with the most intricately folded foils in her hair while she sits behind Rex touching up his roots. Fives probably walks in and takes a picture.

And I owe you so much - i've told you a million times but this would not have gotten off the ground if I had never sent you that first chapter to look through - thank you my love, you have my heart until the end of time 🥰😘

[banglatown]

🌟big-sis!beeb’s comprehensive guide for the pretty bitch lifestyle🌟 salon edition***

now that i’m a hair, lashes, brows, nails ,,, girl, here’s some thoughts

hair:

style: it’s very xtina dirty era (so, basically, its just blonde and black lol) and regard to cut, i have face shaping long bangs and the rest is feathered

upkeep: 

salon; 

once every two months sometimes three if i’m feeling lazy … i quite like the look of overgrown black roots w/ blonde hair 💕  HOWEVER, and this is a big however, this is the only thing where your @ home practice matters more than what they do at the salon, taking level 1 hair to level 10 is fucking gnarly and you have to be ready to deal with it so .. at 

home;

i wash my hair once 1-2x a week bc my hair is naturally v coarse and dry and can handle it, i use the milkshake ‘silver shine’ shampoo and conditioner, my hairdresser gave them to me and they’re amazing, they always make my hair feel super soft afterwards, but honest, anything will work so long as it’s purple and sulphate free!

i olaplex #3 my hair once a week, ik olaplex is a bit controversial but it’s done me rly good BUT i’d generally only recommend it to you if you have severely damaged hair .. if your hair is healthy you don’t need it 😘

almost done lmaooo, i then use the inkey list hair hyaluronic acid, olaplex #6 & 7, and the john frieda frIzzzease (literally have been using this since i was like 16) and put them all in my ends and use a tangle teaser to distribute it all over, and last but not least i use the bumble and bumble ‘illuminated blonde’ leave in

as you can see, you need to be on your a game with it bc having blonde hair is high maintenance and it’s a lot but i genuinely enjoy taking care of my hair, it gives me an excuse to practice self-care, so, i love it! 🥰

price: this is by far the most expensive part of the pretty bitch lifestyle … the initial appointment cost £130 and then the follow ups for scalp bleach and toning and so on are like £50+ so yk … not to mention the price of all my lotions and potions but like i said, idm so 🤗

!! having asian hair, i MUST insist if you wish to have your hair coloured and have level 1 hair like me, GO TO THE FUCKING SALON otherwise you’ll fucking wreck your hair …. pls … you don’t know the damage you cause to your hair at home … ik #fight #the #man but for the love of all tht is pure pls go get it done professionally … leave it to the professionals !!

dying my hair has been the most ‘impactful’???lmaoo on my life like … i genuinely think it’s changed my appearance yk? like i feel like bc i’m blonde my skin look so much healthier lolllll and like … i deffo have a attitude problem now 💁🏼‍♀️ JOKING … am i- but i’m adjusting into being a blonde nicely 💓

need: 8/10 .. it’s nice to have someone else wash my hair lmaoooooo

lashes:

style: i get mega volumes with colour (the colours match the colours i used to have in my hair, i’ll probz go back to black soon lol)

upkeep: once every 2 weeks

price: £55 for a new set & £35 per infill

i first got lashes for my cousin’s wedding as, tho i do love fake lashes, @ the time my mental health couldn’t handle dealing with putting on fake lashes every day (as at tht point this is what i was doing,,, the high maintenance life chooses you) anyway, so i got my lashes done for first time and … i rmbr as i was having my makeup done for said wedding, the mua said i’d become addicted and i brushed it off like nOoo … she was right, i am addicted ,,, AND I LOVE THEM 😍😍😍😍

however, one thing i need to mention which i don’t think ppl talk abt enough is pls do your research as just bc someone looks good on ig doesn’t mean they’re all tht and a bag of crisps irl .. as it took me being lashed by 3 frogs (kinda.. lol) to meet my beloved queen and now … my lash tech is also one of my fav ppl and is always willing to bring my vision to life 💘 but, 1. the first lash tech i was supposed to have triple booked me and two other girls by mistake and then acted like everything was fine and thought a ‘discount’ would make me go back to her … it was a waste of my time and energy, 2. was effective, fast, affordable but the viBeS were off and for my sag moon.. vibes are important to me as i don’t want to sit in utter discomfort for 45 mins … 3. was an old friend of mine so i had high hopes BUT … IT WAS A DISASTER.. she glued my eye shut and then had to rip my bottom lashes to open my eyes … it was a horror of an experience; which reminds me when having your lashes done, through out the experience.. NEVER OPEN YOUR EYES OR IT WILL BURN !!!

need: 100000000/10 ,,, i love having my lashes done beyond words ,,, lashes literally make me feel so amazing and i love how i can literally wake up with big fuck off lashes 🤩

brows:

style: i get my brows laminated, tinted & waxed

upkeep: once every 6 weeks; this one for me requires the least upkeep as since i dye my eyebrows myself anyway, sometimes i forget to go and i only rmbr when my eyebrows are being particularly annoying and then i book an app. lmao but it’s the one tht is least maintenance for me

price: £35

before my cousin’s wedding, i’d never gotten my brows done … ever .. so it was a a new experience… but it taught me i like the feeling of being waxed (just my face ,,, fyi) lmaoooooo, anyway;

need: 2/10 … my tech is amazing and lovely, it’s just something i don’t think is crazy necessary in my life ,,,

nails:

style: builder gel with detailed nail art

upkeep: once a month, my nails grow fast but i cba going every 2 weeks and i also don’t mind seeing my cuticle growth lmao

price: £35+

i like nail tech hopping around my town and seeing what everyone can offer so i usually never go to same place twice, though i love the look of xxl long acrylics, my virgo sun won’t let me give into temptation so i bought some press ons to allow me to live out my dream (you will see them when i finish designing them 😌) w/o ruining my nails, speaking of, i get builder gel as i have p decent natural nails and don’t rly care for acrylic & the damage it causes and i like having different funky styles, rn i have coloured french tips with auras and gems !

for those who dk, builder gel is a thick gel that’s put on top of your nails and its just infilled every time, the thickness of the gel allows your own natural nails to grow in strength and length in peace, in my experience, it isn’t damaging at all unlike acrylics … the thought of the damage tht acrylics cause makes me cringe 😖😖😖

need: 4/10 .. i’ve never had a bad experience aA, it’s just i don’t rly think it’s a necessity in my life and ik tht once my nails get to a certain length, i’ll get bored and stop lol