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sailorsleepymoon · 16 days ago

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I’m watching Willy’s wonderland and so far I do absolutely love it to be clear I’m having the time of my life, but the fire hazards in this movie are driving me a little crazy. Handcuffing your daughter to the radiator? Chaining nic cage inside? I mean he’s obviously trying to let nic cage get killed, but still!!!! Not by fire!!

#ven.txt #willy’s wonderland #also like it seems like they’re giving guys to the animatronics to kill right #but the pretense is that they’re there to clean #and of course are given all the necessary products #so like quite certainly depending on how many times they’ve done this #some people have DEFINITELY gassed themselves by mixing bleach and ammonia before the animatronics get to kill ‘em #does that matter? does it have to be the animatronics that do it or is it fine for people to mustard gas themselves #especially since obviously there’s no windows #anyway. im only 23 minutes in but my toxic trait is that I think the animatronics would let me go #because I’d go to clean and immediately start talking to them #I’d go awwww you guys are awfully charming. I like your beak ms ostrich bird :>#and I would never even find out there was something wrong with the place #also there’s no way that guys name is actually texas macadoo which is why he does the little #well xyz or my names not texas macadoo

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