#I’M ALIIIIIVE

[otherfein3houses]

Gatrie- Tellius

Your first armor knight in PoR, albeit he ducks out for a little while. A wannabe ladies man and Shinon’s best (only?) friend.

Boons: Sword, Lance, Axe, Armor

Banes: Bow, Reason

Combat Arts: Finesse Strike (A), Shatter Slash (C+), Lance Jab (A), Spike (C+), Armored Strike (A)

Spells: Thunder (D), Bolting (A), Recover (C)

Authority: Battalion Wrath (C)

So by the end of Radiant Dawn every armor knight gets all three weapon triangle weapons, and Gatrie specifically goes from grabbing swords as a general in PoR to having axes as secondary in RD, meaning he gets all 3 for sure. Gave him a bow weakness since that’ll be the only weapon he doesn’t get, plus it lets him contrast Shinon who he pairs up with a lot. The reason weakness is him being a bit clueless, especially when it comes to women. Arts were interesting, Gatrie has odd stats for an armor knight in that he has decent skill and really good speed in RD along with solid defense and strength. As such I went ahead and gave him a full spread of the arts that add a second attribute to damage to go with how well rounded his stats are. The single A level sword art also references how he always gets swords only once he’s promoted. Spells are basic, lightning for his affinity and a big heal. And that’s my first one of the year apparently, damn really slept on this for a minute huh?

[ezzakennebba]

17 year old experiences All of Human Thought on a Regular Basis

[shallowseeker]

my ejection fraction….

…..

60

friggin 60

[silentwillowwhisperer]

I don’t feel like functioning

which means no post

byeee

[ummbrecn]

inhales—

[rist-ix]

Thanks a lot Rist. I’m still emotionally recovering from the recent tbhtbh chapter. I started feeling drained by the time I was 1/4 of the way through the chapter. And I’m also hella suspicious because of your final author’s note.

If you or a loved one have been emotionally damaged by my works, you may be entitled to financial compensation! Not from me tho haha you'll never catch me aliiiiive

Yeah this chapter was a piece of work for us both, Eden! But don’t you worry, I’ll make it up to you with LOTS of fluff and comfort and happiness for the next 1-2 chapters.

[lesless]

I’M ALIIIIIVE. I cleaned the house bc I was tired of feeling gnarly. More energy than I’ve had all week or the week before. COVID lasted exactly as long as my period, which suppresses the immune system. No surprise there I guess.

[spoonyglitteraunt]

I know I would probably be a lot less squishy if I actually bought armour instead of running around in some drapes. But I would not look as fancy getting my ass kicked, now would I?

What’s that smoke signals? Timmy’s fallen down the well?

Dude you need better friends if they are just going to leave you down here without help. Aren’t you lucky a crafty elfboy with a creepy but convenient arm and a penchant for jumping down into the depths of things accidentally wandered by.

Note to self, haplessly wandering into any random cave may be detrimental to your health. Shocking.

Always nice to have a friendly hylian explain to you exactly in detail how someone else asked them to do a task for them and they are totally going to be rewarded with a big prize when they do it and point out to you the location where to get the tasks done and where to go for the reward.

I don’t know how I did it (I kind of do though) but I somehow managed to end up on exactly at opposite end of the area where I wanted to go. Somehow. By ways of many distractions.

Good news though, there is a stable here. Better news, turns out your saved game from the previous Zelda means you still got all your horses from BotW!!! Bad news, I’m still as bad as piloting a horse as I ever was.

Also I have no clue why I named these horses the way I did, but I wish I could rename them.

The treeeeeees are aliiiiive with the sound of violence.

You. Stay. Away. From. My. Horse! Attacking me is one thing, but attacking my horse is grounds for huge amounts of violence.

Sooo, is burning down the forest ethical if the forest started it? Asking for a friend.

[gnetophyte]

i’m normally thee Number One Pop Music Hater but angel of my dreams has cracked my brain open and scrambled it like an egg and i’m finally aliiiiive

[imperishable-prayers]

(Mokou) “ Hey. No hard feelings, but I’m here to collect your yearly debt. That’ll be 50,000 Mon. “

Which is effectively $338.37 in USD. The Gensokyo Tax Collector business is quite brutal.

(To Reimu)

On one side…

“…I have never done taxes before. What are those?”

On the other side…

“YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIIIIIVE! AAAAAAAAAAH-”

[raspberrytaegi]

i’m ALIIIIIVE

[x3nka]

I’m aliiiiive and trying to post stuff 🌚🌚🌚

[the-mainverse]

*puts on a Everton football kit and walks out the bathroom sits on the stairs and puts some boots on* Now to wait for shortie :))

*After a few minutes, Shortie came out. Surprisingly the same time FellFill burst through the door.*

FellFill: I’m aliiiiive!!

Shortie: *Holy Asgore-*

[ktinastrikesback]

KENOBI IS SO GOOD WTH

[mmm-bbaq]

my first drawing in like three weeks and it’s……… maidtyn

happy monday y’all

[itsleese]

Baby fics? 🥺👉👈 those sound adorable I thought you were only a couple months along!

i have three months left! time is flyinggg 🥺 i have one fic in my wips that’s actually a continuation of a oneshot that im inserting a baby into so.. they’re coming HAHAHA