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SQL Server and the Case of the Mysterious XML Column Timeout
Introduction Have you ever encountered a strange timeout error when querying a large XML column in SQL Server? You’re not alone! In this article, we’ll dive into a perplexing scenario where an innocent-looking WHERE IS NOT NULL query on an XML column wreaks havoc on database performance. Get ready for a tale of unexpected I/O storms, query timeouts, and the elusive statistics that never were. By…
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Day 2: Animals/Field trip!
Bro used his flip phone to take that picture.
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#reigen arataka#serizawa katsuya#serirei#mp100#teruki hanazawa#ekubo#ritsu kageyama#shigeo kageyama#mob psycho 100#mp100 fanart#mi art stuff#serireiweek2024#serirei week 2024#ok normal tags done#ough i forgot to post this last night but o well#im gonna have to post pone drawing the rest of serirei week and also commissions bc its currently flooding in my house#theres a storm rn here so perhaps i'll have to wait it out bc rn we're just trying to lift all of our stuff from off the floor....
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Weston College, June 4, 1889 — The party after the second Sapphire Miracle.
These frames added ten years to my life omgg. (which will prolly be taken away again once the current manga chapters get animated, but that's a worry for another time lol)
I love how we got to see Phipps' chimkeen but how come the chapter 66 where it came from wasn't though?! Still hope they animate it as a flashback or even as OVA. 😭🥹
Also, Paula and Edward dancingg! They're so cute 🤭
#definitely the calm before the storm#i love how they're all having fun that night 🥹#please Yana let them be happy like this again 😭#kuroshitsuji#black butler#ciel phantomhive#o!ciel#elizabeth midford#sebastian michaelis#edward midford#weston arc#lawrence bluewer#edgar redmond#herman greenhill#gregory violet#joanne harcourt#cheslock#soma asman kadar#francis midford#alexis midford#mey rin#ran mao#lau#bardroy#finnian#finny#charles grey#charles phipps#tanaka#paula
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YOU GUYS THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL
ROBBIE OMG that love declaration was insane. How did he do that?!
I want to thank Liam for making just an excellent little gay man. I'm so grateful that he decided to make a tiny precious homo.
BUT MATT CRYING. THAT GOT ME.
#critical role#critical role spoilers#cr#cr3#dorym#dorian storm#orym of the air ashari#please congratulate me on surviving my first mutual pining ship#I want to thank my friend Greta because with all her mutual pining experience she was a great source pf inspiration#and we made it guys#we made it and it was o worth it#IN THE FUCKINF TOWER#the tower is for the gays
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(Dimension20)Lou's hand motions for Counterspell are just so CORRECT, and perfect i HAD to redraw Anotos doin' em! -- Kofi | Patreon
#anotos storm-touched#tav#tiefling#bg3#doodles#counterspell#Shirtless for... readability (( o vo));;#but i REALLY wanted to get atleast one of them in his full armor if not both#bc it's sooo good-- makes him look even more of a fuckin linebacker of a tiefling XD bEEG BOY
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#Jaime x Brienne#Braime#A Storm of Swords#so that chapter 44 huh#I wish I could have read this without knowing anything about it in advance#as it is it makes me somewhat insane#so I can only imagine how feral it would make me otherwise#to be struck between the eyes by the depth of Jaime's regard for Brienne that he barely admits to himself#I LEFT SOMETHING AT HARRENHAL#HER NAME'S BRIENNE#SO HE DID#I DREAMED OF YOU#S O H E D I D
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Joseph and Caesar
#I was always fond of the colors of this one bc I love Bloody Storm so much#jjba#joseph joestar#caesar zeppeli#jjba part 2#battle tendency#jjba fanart#fanart#gazeki#older art#tbh i barely remember how to paint like this :'o#I gotta try this again
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did i rant to my friends about dorian and orym just to be called a simp? yes i did. and i'll do it again.
these two characters? consume my waking thoughts. because just fucking think about this from a timeline/literary point of view for a second with me.
orym lost his husband and his father-in-law (who he always calls dad because he didn't have a dad growing up) in a violent attack on his leader a while ago and whatever magic was used to kill them kept them dead - no reviving magic worked to bring them back. in the space of a single attack, he lost two of the most important people in his life, and now he's a widow who still mourns and loves in equal measure even while far from home trying to save the world. he loves even though he's scared of losing again.
dorian is a runaway heir to a title he never really wanted, a musician for himself, a charlatan hiding behind an easy smile, who has really only ever wanted to see the world in his own time and make real friends for once in his life. and he did that! all on his own! he was with the group at the beginning of the campaign but then they ran into his older brother who was in trouble and needed to lay low and dorian went with him, falling back on old instincts that family by blood comes first. he ran from the group and from the foundations he was building with them. because dorian has only ever run from the things that scare him. but now he's back, re-traced his frightened footsteps toward the daunting promise of tomorrow - not yet with the group, we're getting his side of the story first. and he even said it himself, that he ran from the group and now he's not sure why he did it, why he left, when he stands here now and realizes everything he wanted was already in front of him.
they have sending stones, a once a day chance to say something to each other in 25 words or less. they've been using them, keeping each other updated on where they are, that they're still alive, and kindling this flame even without dorian at the table, without even seeing each other, and liam has been carrying this torch alone for 78 episodes but damn it the flame is still lit regardless!
and orym always updates on their progress and location first, and with whatever words he has left he drops in a sentiment to remind dorian that they still care - that orym still cares. and orym is practical through and through, he's a strategist so he always always always uses his words wisely because he's so fucking limited by this spell but the last message he sent? he repeated himself, he admitted a weakness, he faltered.
he told dorian where they were. he asked if dorian could come their way. he admitted to struggling while his voice broke. he asked again but in a different way if dorian could come their way. he ended the message with the most heartbreaking "fuck, i miss you," i have ever heard in my life.
orym, the man who messaged dorian 52 episodes ago and said "glad you're not here, wish you were anyway." because they're constantly in danger, and he wouldn't wish that on dorian, but he still aches to have him near. orym, the man who confessed 13 episodes ago during a trial with his friends that he's lonely, that he misses dorian and sometimes he thinks it's okay and sometimes he doesn't - because he was married and is still mourning and how dare he have feelings for someone else? how dare he move on even when his husband would WANT him to be happy again? he indicated dorian was missed by everyone in three of his previous messages before the trial, before finally shifting to 'I, orym, me - it's me who misses you'.
and dorian, the one who replied to a message orym sent him with "stay steadfast, sending you fairer winds" in the most longing tone i have EVER heard. dorian, who kissed orym's forehead when they parted ways but that is the closest they have come to acknowledging whatever is between them. dorian, who has been to orym's home between exu and c3 and met orym's mom and knows about orym's husband.
when orym died 58 episodes ago, he went limp and the sending stone slipped out of his hand because he was trying to message dorian before he died, before he ran out of words and breath. before he was revived, there was a moment he stood in the beyond and saw his husband and he told orym "you're not done," and orym said "i really wish i could stay," and then his husband said "i'll still be here," and orym said, heartbroken, "oh, i miss you so bad."
he told dorian, "i've really missed you," and "fuck, i miss you." i miss you is orym's way of saying i love you.
they're so close. they are so close. and orym fully died 19 episodes after dorian left, but he was revived and then never told dorian via sending that happened. part of me wants dorian to find out and the other part hopes he never has to feel like he failed orym by leaving. because nothing could have changed that from happening, not even dorian.
they are so close to reuniting, orym has needed dorian back for WEEKS and he's so close. i'm begging them to hold on so they can hold each other again.
and, again, from a literary point of view, you know the wildest part about all of this?
none of it is scripted.
#cr#critical role#dorian storm#orym of the air ashari#dorym#writing#my writing#i guess???? idk simp rant or whatever#anyway. am i making a hell of a lot of assumptions about their dynamic? yes.#will i be stopping? n o p e#this ship hasn't sailed far but i'm clinging to the steering wheel regardless#i had to get this out of my brain so i could focus on finals
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At one point after the storm marcus visits laplace, makes her way to the receptionist's table and sees lucy (looks uncannily like hofmann) and hofmann's manloser brother (also looks like hofmann for obv reasons) talking to each other there and every thread of emotional regulation she's been trying to keep together snaps and then she proceeds to detonate into tears at the sight of them both.
she just misses her mentor man.
#marcus#lucy#enigma#reverse 1999#not tagging hofmann here but she is here in spirit. fly high once again.....#this kinda hits a little more knowing lucy compliments marcus' efforts for figuring out the storm ritual when the rest of laplace is finick#on trusting the info because she's only a rookie investigator. like yeah it kinda goes to shit but.#wait oh my god. if marcus finds out what happens with the storm ritual that poor girl is going straight into another self-loathing spiral o#my fucking god. no god no#i was just gonna make a funny joke but now i just hurt myself. okay
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#perhaps the most received? perhaps the most given? perhaps both combined?#critical role#bells hells#cr shitpost#cr memes#critical role memes#imogen temult#ashton greymoore#cr laudna#fearne calloway#braius doomseed#dorian storm#cr fcg#chetney pock o'pea#orym of the air ashari#boop meme#boop#boop-o-meter#cr poll#tumblr polls#i like fcg booping them from beyond the grave - fits the spirit of the holiday
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for people with storm anxiety, your f/o will happily stay with you when the weather starts to stress you out. If it’s a situation where you need to pay attention to the news, they’ll help you prepare for any scenario, taking it seriously but staying calm enough to be your support. If the situation is safe but scary, they’ll hold you close and reassure you that you’re safe with them. No matter what, they’ll be your rock in the storm.
#imagines#comfort#mine#f/o imagines#imagine your f/o#romantic f/o#f/o post#fictional other#f/o#f/o x s/i#f/o community#f/o stuff#f/os#self shipping#self ship#storm season has been nasty this yr :(
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i can't believe jesse minecraft story mode made me come out of the closet when i was 13
also, yup, my hc is that before the whiter storm, jesse used to dress very hippie and with dresses, long skirts and lots of accessories, but she stopped dressing like that when she become a hero.
i like to draw jesse in a hyperfeminine way but i feel that at the same time she prefers to take other things as a priority before her beauty after the whiter storm arc, she's still a queen who takes care of her appearance before and after kicking some villain's ass.
plus: Olivia and Jesse as children <3333
#mcsm#minecraft story mode#mcsm jesse#mcsm olivia#ibispaint art#you can tag as ship with your hcs#this because my hc is that j is 17 and o is 19 in the whiter storm arc#I see them as sisters but i am not going to force my hcs on you#ship what you want!!#my art#my artzzuh!
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Do You Know What it Means to Be Loved by Death ? • Claudia
#the push pull with louis trying to reach something w/o having ur father's haunts control every aspect of ur life a la when he was alive#her passion her need it is so satisfying when we see her smile when we see her get a moment where she has something really has something#rightfull so ofc it is maddening yet bc this is our vers of 's1 ep 4' i will be soothed by its calm and its happy yeah calm before storm#but even to get there there was frustration..even to be there it wasn't about her but rather louis louis louis the resentment still stands#amc iwtv#vampterview#spark in the dark#iwtv#claudia#interview with the vampire#amc interview with the vampire#claudia iwtv#do you know what it means to be loved by death
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no of fence to jon snow fans who for some reason care about his exact age, but these discussions just annoy me no end. not only bc there's no way any weirwood flashbacks bran has to rhaegar/lyanna will come with time/datestamps, but also bc there's always comments like this:
SEVERAL turns of the moon (ie, months)?! have these people never seen a human baby before or just have no concept of their ages? even if we take into account travel time from the toj to wf, meaning jon was not a newborn too fresh out the oven when catelyn and robb arrived, there's still a difference between a newborn and a 3mo and an even bigger difference between those infants and an older baby 5-7mo. there's very good reasons these lines were cut. whatever birthdates can be worked out internally for jon and robb from when they're first mentioned as 15 and 16 don't matter in the end, bc grrm doesn't care about a consistent timeline and the actual text of catelyn's pov and ned's convo with robert about cheating on her should outweigh any guesstimates about jon's official nameday wrt robb's. catelyn may not have cared for jon, but she would sure as hell have noticed his nameday if it came before robb's and made him ned's firstborn. if jon's birthday canonically came before robb's then either ned's cover story would not involve adultery (not impossible for him to sire a bastard before his wedding), or he'd just give jon a new nameday along with his new name to fit the adultery lie. it makes no sense for him to lie about one and not the other, undermining the big lie with a little public clue of his story not adding up. whatever else she was as a stepmother, cat wasn't stupid and a bastard who was actually the eldest son being raised alongside her trueborn heir could be an even bigger insult than whether he was born of adultery or not.
BUT, the unknowability of jon's true birthday is not the only reason this annoys me, it's bc this is all based on the assumption that jon must be older since rhaegar/lyanna ran off together before ned married cat, as if both boys must have been conceived asap as robb canonically was when his parents consummated their marriage. and that's not how human reproduction works! even if you don't understand how fast babies grow in the first year, you should know that people who get pregnant do so through ovulation cycles and a lucky sperm finding an egg and all that, not just immediately getting knocked up as soon as one has p-in-v sex for the first time. not unless you only know mean girls sex ed where if you have sex you will get pregnant and die. (even tho lyanna did die, there's plenty of canon examples where pregnancy did not lead straight to death. also examples of people who did not get pregnant right away and even some who are/were sexually active and childless without always having moon tea on hand.) we can't know how long lyanna was having sex before that sperm+egg match happened or even how long she was with rhaegar before losing her technical virginity. if they were married, doesn't it make sense to think they didn't consummate their relationship until the wedding night either? that's the only leverage there is to ensure a status as wife rather than just mistress.
and while i just said grrm doesn't care about exact timelines and a lot is still foggy surrounding the rebellion and esp rhaegar, there is one timemarker wrt robert's rebellion he voluntarily threw in, time and time again: that stannis was besieged at storm's end for almost a whole year. that siege, which mind you, did not match the duration of the entire war. it only started after robert won his battles at gulltown and summerhall, returned to storm's end, and then went out and lost the battle of ashford, leaving his homeland open to the reachermen. the same siege which only ended when ned made a detour there after the sack of king's landing, before going to the toj. even if lyanna may not have given birth that exact day ned found her, she could only be waiting in that bloody bed for weeks at the most, not months. so if rhaegar knocked her up the very same night he carried her off and jon was still a newborn when ned found her after the siege of storm's end had ended, wouldn't that mean lyanna was pregnant for well over a year? that's not how human pregnancy works either! so, maybe that's proof that jon and robb, whichever order they were actually born in, were actually very close in age as babies, much closer than if they were both conceived asap.
and really, jon's actual birthdate does not matter imho, when he was raised not just as the bastard to robb's trueborn heir, but with robb also known by catelyn and the world as ned's firstborn (which he was, in any case, as jon was ned's nephew by birth). what difference could a birthdate before robb's make (even were there some means of discovery) after ned, cat, and robb are all dead? if one is looking only at his birth parents then he's only a firstborn child on lyanna's side, but definitely a second son on rhaegar's side. maybe he was always meant to be a second son with a not much older half-brother! even if the aegon fka young griff is not in fact rhaegar's son, he'll still be known as aegon vi targaryen, meaning jon will never be known as any father's elder son. if i may reference mean girls again, it's not going to happen.
#valyrianscrolls#asoiaf#asoiaf meta#robb stark#jonathan snowflake starkgaryen#i want him to succeed me as king in the north#jon snow#ned stark#lyanna stark#like this isn't prompted by anyone except that reddit post and its comments this has just annoyed me for so long#that's why i made that show!robb/show!jon coming of age gifset years ago bc narratively jon is always a second son#bc robb did everything first as elder bro and the only milestones jon will hit first will be the those robb can't since he's dead for good#(obviously starting with jon being first male stark to be brought back from the dead)#not that everyone interested in this debate thinks this way but it just feels tied to the idea of jon being a trueborn heir#not only was he never a bastard he was an eldest boy! eldest surviving boy with those pesky half-dornish sibs gone! point missed.#sorry i just dont think grrm means for a targ restoration with king jon any more than fake eldest boy kendall roy could win his succession#(c)lsb#i had to look up all the quotes on the big storm's end siege bc it makes me feel like i'm taking crazy pills#thinking what abt stannis starving for a year while others are like we just can't know how long rr was. was it even 9mons?#like yeah lollys's pregnancy doesn't add up but bc grrm really slowed the tl down postacok prob w/o really thinking#thats diff from repeatedly saying something lasted almost a year when he didn't have to give such a timeframe!
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#i am going to spontaneously combust if i dont make out with mal within the next two seco💥💥💥🔥💥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥🔥🔥💥💥💥🔥💥🔥#hhhhhhhhhhhjhjhjffjhdjdhffnhchff#i wa mt#to sit on his lap and hold his face and kiss him ten million times#i need to o#hold his b ig hanvd and kisss him palm and tgen his wrist and his arms and his shoulders and chest and face anf face and face and face and#hhhebdbbdbdbchdndxjsbdjh#i want to lay with him and kiss every single one of his scars im being so fr#ill kiss every last one and tell him how wonderful and sweet and handsome and gorgour and amazing and perfect he is between each kiss#i need to snuggle and hold him for hours on end without getting up#uh#i mean#meow or smth#howdy folks its that time again#i lov e mywife so muchgu ys hes so hhdjbbhjfbcbhdbh#malware my beloved#storm rambles#storm loses it
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WELL WELL WELL -
@transistorized
"BORROWED" HM???
jess rn actually:
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