#I yeeted that thang and I am not looking back!

[jstarr86]

HALLOWEEN FUN

I sighed looking down at him a smirk on his lips.

“Stop so I can paint your face or I’m leaving ya ass at home.”

“No you won’t first because you want me there two I’m never home and three you want me there cause I’m never home.”

“Baby.” I said breaking out a smile “let me paint your face. I gotta get ready too.”

“Fine, no fun.”

“You can have all the fun you want to later for now behave.”

“Yeet.” I rolled my eyes looking into his as he placed his hands on my hips.

“Joshua.”

“Aye I’m not doing anything I’m just holding you.”

“Mhmm.” I sighed sitting on his lap as he groaned arms wrapping around me while I painted his face. I was trying to get the skull part done since he was mixing a clown and skull. It looked cool, we hadn’t been able to decide on a costume this year so we combined both options and it actually looked pretty cool. “Turn.” I moved his head finishing the shading but also taking the chance to check him out. He was fine as fuck and I was lucky. “There Your done.”

“Eee this is sick thanks baby.” He said looking at me from the mirror as he checked over his looks.

“You welcome and you look good now go so I can do mine.” As he left I pulled the costume out getting dressed first. I then fixed my hair glad I had bought multiple sprays. After I started painting my face. This is why I’d made sure to not work today, knowing it was a busy day around my home, so I generally took off fully or at least half the day. I was half through doing my makeup when the bathroom door opened and my husband walked in arms sliding around my waist.

“Damn mamas. You look good.” Josh said rubbing my legs sliding his hands under my skirt grabbing my butt and squeezing.

(Like this but neon)

“Josh.” I said softly biting my lip trying to not moan. He was always like this coming back from the road. He’d always had a high sex drive anyway but this was always different. I mean don’t get me wrong I missed him too always did and he’d spent the last week not even in the country he’d been in Germany until this morning ; he’d gotten home at 445 this morning. I appreciated the thought of being with us and the sleep deprivation he had to be going through right now but wasn’t saying or showcasing it because he wanted the time and memories with and of us and that meant the world to me. Fuck the man being an amazing husband lover and friend him as a father was probably my favorite thing about him. The love the care the interest the devotion he had as father that man that was another level and I loved it that was Josh. The world can have him as Jey but Josh man if they only knew granted he was pretty much just him just super live and turnt up but still I wish the world saw the Josh I got.

“Hmm.”

“Let me get done.”

“You fixin be cold as hell mammas.” He said eyes trailing over my body. “It’s like 30 degrees.”

“I got thermo leggings on under these tights a thermal long sleeve onesie under this and I am wearing my coat and have this lovely human called my husband that will keep me warm.”

“Nah you bout be shivering and complaining lil miss thang. You too little for this shit and we both know it.”

“Then keep me warm daddy.”

“Shit call me daddy again we staying home and I’m trickin and treatin ya ass all night.”

“Our youngest son wants to go out.”

“Then remember that cause you say daddy again and Jaciyah gonna be takin him not us.”

“Now you know that ain’t happenin Jaciyah is on candy duty here.” I finished my makeup before meeting my three main men downstairs. My oldest in a jack skellington onesie but he’d at least let me paint his face. Our youngest a clown much like his dad and I but much more bloody. “You ready baby.”

“Yah let’s goooo!” I laughed watching as he got super excited.

“Alright grab a our bag and coat baby.”

“Yes ma’am.”

“Jaciyah.”

“Ma’am.”

“If someone-“

“Knocks or rings give them candy don’t be rude be nice and don’t give it all to my friends I know. I got this.”

“Ok have fun we will be home in a hour or two.”

“K love you guys.”

“Love you too.” We walked out as our oldest locked the door behind us Josh pocketing the keys inside his hoodie. We’d taken some pictures that came out dope. Then again anything neon or glow in the dark if I wanted to pull it off it wouldn’t take a lot all I had to do was call my amazing sister in law and ask, the queen of glow. Josh and I walked watching as Jeyce ran up to each house or drive collecting candy. I leaned into Josh who chuckled moving to stand behind me wrappping his arms around me

“Cold?”

“Not too much. How much longer should we let him go he has school and no one needs to be sick.”

“Eh he’s ok give him some more.” I nodded popping a sucker in my mouth as my husbands smile widened the paint elongating it. I rolled my eyes as he winked both of us knowing why he’d smiled.

“What Joshua?” I asked nudging back into him

“You kno what, practicing for later tryin tease me.”

“I’m just eating candy if I was trying to tease you I’d do this.” I responded looking at him twirling my tongue over the lollipop and sucking as seductively as possible while keeping my eyes locked on his. He groaned nonchalantly rolling his hips into my ass so I could feel his hardening dick.

“Don’t do that baby. These kids gonna get a real show.”

“Oh my god Joshua.” I laughed out as a few people looked at us.

“What you the one acting like you sucking my lollipop.”

“Behave.”

“You behave over here performing oral on some candy.”

“You’re terrible.”

“And you a freak, but forreal though how you make something so simple and innocent so naughty and sexy.”

“You always say that.”

“Cause it’s true even in school that’s why everyone always gave you suckers cause they liked watching you eat them always more sexual then it should be even when you ain’t notice.”

“I really didn’t.”

“I kno but only me and uces believed it.”

“I remember you got into that fight sophomore year cause that guy flirted with me.”

“Flirted he was practically dry humping you made you uncomfortable and then didn’t care Nah homie deserved that ass whoopin.”

“Thank you for defending my honor.”

“Always wifey.” I took pictures here and there and Josh took some with me. I loved that he kept a hand or arm around me at all times. He was very touchy always had been I always joked physical affection was his love language. After a couple hours it was dark and getting colder and Josh could see I was getting cold.

“Aye Jeyce wrap it up.”

“Yes sir.”

“You ain’t have to do that.”

“Your cold and I peeped the cough that started you gonna get sick. Plus his nose is red and not from paint he’s getting cold too.”

“Mmm so observant I love when your home.”

“I love being home.” He replied kissing me.

“Ugh mom dad really.” I pulled back he and I laughing as he licked his lips the dark colors smudged slightly at his lips and a bit red from my lipstick and our small make out kiss.

“Sorry ya momma is beautiful.”

“Even like that?”

“Yeah even like that no matter what ya moms is beautiful. Let’s get you home.” We walked back home Jeyce trying snag candy until Josh took the bag. “You kno the rule.”

“Who made that rule what’s wrong with it why can’t I eat it.”

“Gotta check the candy ya kno people be stickin stuff in candy.”

“Don’t tell him that.” I said nudging my husband “you kno that’s a urban legend right there ain’t any known cases of that actually happening but there was this one man who tried offing his kids with laced pixie stix”

“How you do that no wonder he got caught.”

“Used the giant plastic ones gave them to his kids and their friends thought they’d all eat them only one his did and died then he got caught cause he couldn’t remember what house he didn’t get to Em from and where he told the cops those people wasn’t even home.”

“That’s fucked up some people don’t need kids.”

“Very true.”

“Sometimes it’s scary all the random stuff you kno.”

“I like criminal Justice or did you forget my major and I listen and watch way to much true crime stuff.”

“You do little serial killer.”

“That be a good costume.” Josh and I acted silly the whole walk back home racking jokes and dancing and laughing. He also every time or son turned was grabbing at me. Getting close to our home I saw some of our elder child’s friends walking down the street.

“Hi Mrs Fatu, hi Mr Fatu.”

“Hi guys.”

“Sup.” Josh replied arm going around my waist.

“Cool costumes.”

“Yeah you look awesome Mrs Fatu.”

“Thank you guys have a good night and behave.”

“Yes ma’am.” As they walked off Josh growled.

“Little ass boys crushin hard bout make me hurt a lil kid lookin at you like that. ‘Hi Mrs Fatu you look good’” he mocked as I chuckled.

“They are kids stop.” I said leaning to his ear “besides your the only man I want making me scream.”

“Mmm Gotdamn” We got in and Josh went through the candy while I shook my head and he let Jeyce get 4 pieces and they went to wash Jeyces face. I turned from the dresser as Josh walked in our bedroom eyes trailing over me before he locked the door. I laughed as he hit the light switches turning off the lights but turning on the black lights we’d put up for Halloween. “Wanna play a game.” He asked voice deep

“Boy cut on the light so I can see so I can go shower.”

“No.”

“No, boy.”

“You heard me.” As I looked up at him he looked sexy yet dangerous and dark, good on he was glowing but his face still dark his eyes dark. “Come here.”

“Josh.” I gasped as he didn’t verbally respond but reached out with a firm gentle hand grabbing my throat. He pressed his head against mine as I watched him close his eyes for a second. When he opened them again the want the lust was definitely behind his beautiful dark chocolate colored eyes. The intensity in his eyes and his hand on my throat had me biting my lip as I silently stared at him, trying to decipher what was going through his head. His other hand came up grabbing my right breast in his hand as he kneaded it. I watched him smirk as my bottom lip went back between my teeth. I hadn’t seen him in a few weeks he’d came home a couple days then was out again cause of work and they’d had a tour overseas “aren’t you tired.” I muttered softly to which I watched his eyebrow raised Josh didn’t respond but trailed his hand down gripping my thighs as he moved standing between them slowly dropping to his knees.

“You know when we all left town for ya birthday how I sent you away for a bit early with Trin.”

“Yeah.”

“Well I never told you but I got this room soundproofed”

“You did wha-“

“You better hope that shit really work cause you gon be screamin.” I didn’t get to respond as he roughly kissed me and the second I moaned he slid his tongue in my mouth easily winning the dominance battle as he lifted me up in his arms as he walked to our bed. He dropped me down on it as I watched him.

“We need shower take this makeup off, creppy.” Josh pushed my shoulder as I went to try and move. “Josh.” I jumped as he pulled out a knife my breath holding as I watched him as he slices the tights and pulled my leggings. I was lo key scared first I ain’t like clowns anyway and my husband was dressed like one with a damn knife. He slid it over my collarbone as I looked at him with wide eyes before he easily cut the strap to my costume and bra in one go. “Josh. Come on you know I hate clowns.”

“I love you but shut up.”

“Excuse you-“

“Mamas you know I’d never hurt you so just sit back shut up and feel, stop thinking.” He kissed me sensually as fuck his mouth tasting like chocolate his mouth blazed a passionate trail from my lips to my neck sucking gently at the spot that made me arch my back. He tugged down the top of my costume lips attaching to my left nipple as his fingers tweaked the other my hand gently grasping his head fingers playing with the curls at the base of his neck.

“Baby.” I gasped out as he somehow rough yet gently slammed two fingers inside me while tugging my nipple with his teeth.

“Wet as fuck. Tryin stunt like you dont want this dick.” Fuck he hadn’t even started and I was gonna cum. Josh knew how to play my body like an instrument and he did it with precision. “Look at me.” I moaned as his fingers hit my gspot with every thrust of his fingers thumb rubbing circles on my clit while he sucked at my neck. “Watch me make you cum sexy.”

“Mmm fuck. I’m gonna cum Josh.” My eyes finally closed as my head went back.

“So Fuckin sexy.” He groaned as I opened my eyes trying to breathe. Josh pulled his pants low enough for his dick to pop out before he pushed my legs up and thrust into me a groan leaving his mouth.

JOSH POV

It was takin everything in me to not cum already. She’d been getting to me all day and I’d waited hours to have her. Every sound leaving those thick pink lips moans whimpers uneven breaths only I could do that to her. I could feel her tightening on my dick pussy fluttering showcasing she was about to cum. I slid my hand around her throat as her back arched and she moaned.

“Josh.”

“Cum.” I pumped working her through her release before I pulled out rolling her over and slamming back into her my hand smacking down on her ass the sound echoing loudly along with her moans as she gripped the sheets takin these back shots like a damn champ. “Pussy so good. “ I stilled for a second rubbing on her ass as I let her toss it back riding my dick. I pulled at her outfit shredding it and pulling it off her as I resumed my pace chasing my nut. I knew I’d freaked her out a bit earlier only because she hates clowns. She had since we was kids. She’d walk through a haunted house laughing her ass off but clowns nah she’d be gripping me with her head buried in me. “Shit baby.”

“Mmm daddy.” Id assume by now the soundproofing worked cause neither of our sons was banging on the door yet and I knew we was being loud especially her and the headboard was thumping against the wall.

“I’m bout nut. Fuck.” I grunted out playing with her clit making sure she came again.I grunted out feeling her tighten as we both came. I lazily pumped through it before withdrawing from her body. I walked to the bathroom starting the shower. Walking back out I pulled her down the bed tossing her over my shoulder as she giggled and I smacked that fat ass. I let her down as we walked in and she looked wrecked we both did paint and makeup smudged missing we got in the shower washing up both us double checking the other for left over face paint. She’s killed it with all this, looked dope. I lifted her against the shower wall entering her as we sloppily kissed it going from a peck to extreme as fuck pretty quick. “Damn do ayt shit again.” I grunted as she moved, I dunno what she just did but that shit sent me deep as fuck. I gripped her thigh harshly fingers digging in as she made the same movement making us both moan out. “Grippin me so tight.”

“Josh, fuck don’t stop” she moaned gripping my shoulders as I bounced her up and down my cock her free hand slid down the glass before gripping the back of my head as she placed a sloppy passion fueled kiss the pit in my stomach knotting as my orgasm fueled causing me to thrust harder and deeper into my wife as she tossed her head back a loud moan of my name leaving her mouth. Her finish was my undoing as I buried my head in her neck pinning her to the wall with my hips as I came. Her nails lightly raking my scalp I pulled back kissing her softly.

“I love you.”

“I love you too.” She replied as I wrapped a fluffy towel around her. I knew she was tired and fucked out. I dried her grabbing her favorite lotion and rubbing it into her skin leaving it soft as hell and smellin like some tropical ass fruit or sumthin. I lifted her carrying her into our room as I laid down pulling her into my arms as she curled into me head on my chest. I wouldn’t have long gone til I was back on the road but this Halloween was definitely great. I started the tv and turned in a scary movie as we winded down and finished out our Halloween night her falling asleep within twenty minutes

[ree-duh]

Thoughts on twilight: new moon:

Again these are my original thoughts on the movie that I typed out as I watched it

I honestly don't understand why they gotta hide from the sun like all it looks like is they put just a little too much fenty body lava on

Charlie swan is V A L I D

It's not his fault his daughter makes stupid decisions

Okay so she's 18 now at least now their relationship is less legally iffy

Jacob still has long hair rn but in the poster it's cut so What Is The Truth?¿?

Edward literally about to cry seein his girl talk to Jacob lmao

Alice legit just jumped off the side of those stairs as if no one would question what the heck she's doing

Why does Edwards face look like that 👀👀

I don't mean the actor I mean specifically Edward

WoW that teacher really thought he was slick tryin to call out Edward

Okay so the volturi (is that how you spell it)

Are like vampire royalty right so then why don't they dress like it

Like are you telling me these twats have been alive for decades and they still dress like extras from the ballroom scene in the live action beauty and the beast like they have SOoOo much money but they still only wear basic black suits

Damn Bella why would you hold your bleeding cut out in front of a house FULL of vampires

This really is the worst birthday party lmao

Carlisle buddy why would you own paintings of vampires feeding like are you trying to be caught

This sounds really bad but in this scene Bella has more chemistry with Carlisle than she did with Edward in the previous one 😬

Edward and Bella both look like they're in pain constantly

What am I watching?????

Emotional manipulation: The Movie

On another note Bella really rockin that coralline rain coat

He really just left her in the forest like that huh

Did no one question the lack of shirt that guy who found Bella had

Look I get Bella was super into Edward BUT like every guy at her school is like in love with her why is she still that bummed I mean I'm not on team Jacob or whatever but like he's still a pretty decent dude and she's got a ton of friends too why doesn't she at least try to talk to someone

Yet again Charlie is right lmao Bella sweety he ain't coming back

Did she just have a PTSD flashback to when her dumbass decided to go down a random dark alley

Is Edward a ghost vampire cause I'm really confused

Everyone in my house is sleeping while I'm watching this and every time Bella starts screaming I literally jump to turn the volume down lmao

I'm kin with the werewolves YEETING themselves off a cliff

Is ghost Edward trying to protect her or get her killed

Part of me wish I was watching Face Punch instead smh

I can't believe Jacob cut his hair off it looked better long in my opinion :/

He really wearing cut off jorts now huh

How does Bella get given all the dots but she still can't manage to connect them

Like girl Jacob practically spelled out that he's a werewolf in the first movie and you still can't catch on

Jacob go off miss thang

If it wasn't clear I'm talking about when he called Bella out

Why is Victoria a red head now????

Is it bad that I literally cackled when Alice said Edward was gonna kill himself after like 2 seconds of thinking Bella was dead lmao Romeo ain't got nothing on this drama queen

That is really awkward elevator ride

Aro is so ugly lmao

And yet I'm burdened with the knowledge that some people still thirst after him

Nvm what I said before Jacob is a manipulative twat too if him and Edward weren't both in love with Bella they'd probably be best friends

So is every twilight climax going to be Edward fighting one on one with another vampire

[anniecarm]

Event Notes

Notes:

New school and NYU people in attendance

Round 1 of the game was Tara, Julian, Nuri, and I

Tara is wearing a black shirt with Kirby on it, one of the Nintendo universe characters.

Earlier in the day, Tara had gone to game stop to buy a copy of the game.

Posted “DIBS BOO” in the event facebook page to make sure that nobody took her favorite Mario party character.

I felt happy when I got in first place one turn, even though I didn’t win the round

A girl named Jess showed up dressed as one of the characters but then realized that nobody else was dressed up and yelled out “What the fuck, nobody dressed up?”

Wearing a red shirt, jean overalls, and a red knit hat to look like Mario

Jess

“give me three more coins!”

“Waluigi is a skinny legend”

The game had many rounds. Each round had multiple minigames that either had all people working separately, all working together, two against two, or three against one. Teams constantly changed so everyone had a chance to work together.

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Interview with Diana

Student at Parsons

Did you grow up playing video games?

“Yeet.”

Haha so that’s a yes? Did you play with your family?

“HAHA yes. And Yes.

Was it a regular thing or an occasional thing?

“Like a weekend thang”

What would you play and who participated?

“Wii games, wii sports, Mario kart...and it would be me and my dad and brother!”

What was your favorite game to play with them?

“Mario Kart for sure”

Who usually won out of the three of you? Was it always a competition or just for fun?

“I can’t remember too well but I feel like my brother usually won. It wasn’t that competitive though, we more played because it was something to do together.”

So it was a form of bonding in your family? What’s your favorite memory from playing with your brother and dad?

“Yeah, it was! I can’t really think of one specific memory but when I think back to playing with them, I just remember how we all used to gather together in our little basement and everyone would be laughing or at the game or themselves or each other and it was just such a positive distraction from whatever else was going on in the family or in life in general.”

What was your favorite character that you would play?

“I always played Toad”

Toad is so cute

“Right?! Love the hat.”

But you use Donkey Kong now, why the switch?

“Something about the way he wears that tie”

*laughs*

“Nah, I just think Donkey Kong looks funny on that ‘lil bike.”

He definitely does! What’s your favorite Mario game to play now and who do you play with?

“I think Mario Kart is still my favorite. I play it with my roommates and friends when they come over!”

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Matias

NYU Senior at Gallatin College

Did you play video games growing up?

“Yes I did!”

What kind of games did you play?

“It was mostly adventure-ish games, like only Nintendo stuff, pokemon, Zelda, Mario, but never shooting games-other than halo.

What Mario games did you like to play and who did you normally play them with?

“Mariokart, Mario party, Mario galaxy, Mario paper...like almost all of them….oh my god the one that was Mario and the olympic games! And usually with my siblings and dad.

Wow I didn’t even know some of those existed! So you know the Nintendo universe pretty well then haha! Did you play on teams ever or was it always a competition?

“Ummm, some of them were in teams, and others were competition.”

Who did you like to partner with when you did have teams?

“Usually it was with my dad because he was very bad at the game lol... so I needed to help”

That’s so cute! Who is your favorite character to play in Mario games?

“I like Yoshi. My dad used to play with it all the time.”

Your dad would play as Yoshi too?

“So before I would always choose Koopa or Mario, and my dad would choose Yoshi...but recently I’ve chosen Yoshi because of nostalgia lol!”

Oh cute! Who do you play with now and what do you like to play the most?

“It depends on the game, but usually Yoshi or Larry in Mario Kart. Whenever people come over, we end up playing a round”

Do you guys always play Mario Kart or other stuff too?

“It would definitely be Mario Kart. I guess Mario party now that we have it, we just don’t have many multiplayer games”

Do you like having the switch better than the Wii?

“Yeeeeessss, I’m excited for smash!”

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Tara

Media & Communications student at Lang

Did you grow up playing video games?

“Yes, I've been playing them ever since I can remember. I think the first console I ever played on was the N64, and that came out two years before I was born”

What kind of games did you play on the N64 and who did you play with mostly?

“My favorites were Mario Party, Mario Kart, and Smash! I usually played with my siblings or my cousins on my dad’s side. All of us were incredibly competitive when it came to gaming back then and I’d say that we’ve carried that competitiveness with us until now”

Does it become a big event when you play with your family?

“I wouldn’t say that it becomes a big event, but whenever we do play it gets really heated. There’s usually a lot of screaming and cursing involved, with the occasional broken nail hahaha”

Haha that's amazing! What character do you usually play and why?

“It depends on the game and which version we’re playing! For the older versions of Mario Party and Mario Kart I usually play Donkey Kong, then for Smash I ALWAYS play Kirby. I always play as Boo/King Boo for the newer versions of the games besides Super Smash”

Does each character have their own special abilities?

“I don’t really know why I decided to choose those characters, but whenever my family and I play we always stick to our designated characters. Nobody is allowed to take another person’s! For games like Mario Kart and Mario Party the characters don’t have any special abilities, but for games for Super Smash they always do. I’ve had to learn how to play as Kirby for different versions of Super Smash which is fun! That’s why I always get excited when a new version comes out because they usually change Kirby’s special moves.”

So as the games evolve, the characters and their abilities do too?

“Yup! What I love about Nintendo is that they always keep a part of the older versions of the games when updating, like with Mario Kart for example, they always include some tracks or maps from older versions of the games- and for people like me who have been following these games, it’s always fun to play these with new consoles and features”

That's so cool! So if you played with someone who had only ever playing on an N64, they would be able to know how to play on the switch easily?

“I wouldn’t necessarily say that but they’d understand how the game works. Nintendo keeps the controls the same when updating but not the controllers themselves, so they’d have to learn how to play the old controls on the new controllers in addition to whatever new features come with the game. Nintendo has been releasing controllers of old consoles that are compatible with their new ones which is great. It gives old followers of Nintendo a chance to play with their preferred controllers but at the same time allows new players to get a sense of how gameplay was previously.”

It's so cool that Nintendo has their own little game universe. Have you played other types of video games that have a similar setup as Nintendo with the shared characters and rules or is that something that is unique to Nintendo?

“I think that it's something unique to Nintendo! The company has been developing these games for so long and they always manage to make the next version of the game so much better, except for the past two versions of Mario Party. They changed how the game worked and everyone was upset, which is why they changed it back to the original gameplay mode for the Switch version.”

When did they change how the game worked and what was different?

“What I love is how Nintendo isn't just the Mario universe, but it includes others as well. Like Kirby, Sonic the Hedgehog, Pokemon, and more. That's why Super Smash is one of my favorite games because it's the only game where all of these worlds come together. For the earlier versions of Mario Party, each player individually rolled dice and that determined how many spaces they moved on the game board. For the two previous versions (Mario Party 9 and Mario Party 10), all of the players were in a "car" together and the number a person individually rolled on their dice moved the entire car. It essentially defeated the original purpose of the game which was to get to the "star" spots before everyone else.”

That's so strange! The version we are playing sounds so much more fun that that!

“Haha yeah it is!! Everyone was looking forward to this new version when they announced that they were changing it back. I think that Nintendo stands out as a company because they try to cater to the needs of both old and new Nintendo followers which is awesome”

You mentioned earlier that you like to play mario party, mario kart, and smash. If you had to choose between the three, which would you say is your favorite?

“Super Smash is definitely my favorite. I think it's because it's one of the most complex games that Nintendo comes out with because they try to include characters from all of their games and, as I mentioned before, they always change the special moves a character has. I also loved watching how the game evolved! The first version only had 11 characters, and the version coming out in December has 66.

“Also, how the fuck do I know all of this? I didn’t realize how much of a fuckin’ Nintendo freak I am”

*both of us laughing*