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Wednesday 2 October 1839 Travel Journal
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very fine morning – had Mrs. Wilson – paid her 175/. her bill of last week all but 2 or 3 rubels – breakfast over at 10 – before and after inking over yesterday and reading Schnetzler sun out – warm – F66 ½° in my secrétaire drawer and 50 ¼ north outside the window now at 10 ¼ am
out at 10 55/.. – in 7 minutes at the Podoroshna-office – 7/6 paid – (3.25 R. notes + 1 (20 and 1) 10 silver kopper price) – obliged to go up to sign my name – drove off at 11 20/.. and at the library at 11 25/.. Mr. Atkinson had put the books for us on the table – the 1st I took up was
New Russia – Journey from Riga to the Crimea by way of Kiev...... by Mary Holderness. London printed for Sherwood, Jones and co. Paternoster Row 1823. 8vo. broche – pp. 134.
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October Wednesday 2 Riga timber superior and much dearer than Memel masts from Polish and Russian Ukraine on the rivers Briganskie (Desna) and Soelzs’s branches of the [?] – arrives at Riga in May 4-5/314
p. 10 one Polish britchka [britzka] and 3 kibitkas – party of 11 left Riga November 18 N.S. 1815.
p. 22 Reference to Tookes’ survey of Russia.
p.56 1 Russian pood = 36lbs.
p.59 Tookes’ history of Russia
p.61 handsome Turkish shawls from 500 to 2,000 Rubels no lady well dressed at Kiev without one –
p. 92 1 [archeen] (of cloth) = 2/3 English yard
p. 12 1898 versts from Riga to (p.92) Karagoss (in the Crimea) and reached that place 3 February
p. 103 Dr. Clarkes’ description of Easter in his account of Moscow –
Fraehns’ [catalogue] of Persian Turkish and Arabian mss. ouvrages historiques 35
Poètes 107
Sciences sp��culatives et arts 24
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this volume (folio) dated St. P. le 9 Avril 1829
18/30 Octobre 1829
Philologie
p. 131 1 Russian [Desaiteen] = 2 ¾ English acres
p. 142 for account of the Nogay tartars see Mr. Whittingtons’ memoir in Walpoles’ travels in the east.
p. 151 Dr. Hunt in his brief account of a Greek wedding says the bride is to be silent for 8 days
October Wednesday 2 p. 147 In the Crimea (at Kaffa [Feodosiia]) the Greeks speak Turkisk [Turkish] and Tartar as fluently as Greek – and many of Mrs. Holerness’ servants spoke 5 languages (Russia included)
p. 163 et seq. great praise of the Bulgarians (near Oddessa etc)
p. 178 the Karaites of whom Mr. Guthrie speaks etc. etc.
p. 190 – 1 the emperor from Moscow to St. P- 483 miles = 728 ½ versets in 36 hours – From Otchakoff on the black sea to St. P- (temple Catherine 2) 1200 miles in 5 days and nights – but the post from Kaffa [Feodosiia] to Moscow in 14 days = 66 miles per day –
p. 195 Lady Craven mistaken in saying rice is grown in the Crimea – no land there fit for it –
p. 197 Tartars there famous for management of bees – said that ‘some of them on seeing the bees at work on the flowers of the field, will directly tell to what village belong’ –
p. 203 ‘the English proprietor in the midst of neighbours and dependents, yet feels a lonely sojourner’...... probably Mrs. H- and her friends were of this no.? –
p. 211 Mrs. H- resided at Karagoss from February 1816 to March 1820.
p. 225 Greeks in Crimea [present] the custom of sprinkling a new-born infant with salt. Ezek. xvi. 4.
p. 231 et seq. account of a Tartar marriage
p. 244 account of Tartar funeral
p. 258 Russian bath heated by a trench full of stones. rendered hot by a furnace below.
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October Wednesday 2 vid. p. 259 et seq. on the food etc. of the Tartars – seldom ‘eat’ fresh milk – on coming from the cow, it is boiled and afterwards churned – the butter then melted and poured into a skin – the buttermilk put into a cask to receive the overplus of everydays consumption
p. 265 the fungus Amadou is boiled and beaten till tender and then dried for use – there is also a lighter kind than the above (which grows on trees) the excrescence of a plant – p. 266 Agirmish (in sight of Karagoss) supposed by Pallas to be the Cimmerian [?] of the ancients –
p. 278 harvest end of June or beginning of July – bearded wheat sown become less likely to shake. Arnoot or spring wheat is sown by Russians etc.
p. 279 Bulgarian – summer hotter winter colder than in
p. 280 England – winter of short duration – breaks up in February so as to plough – March often mild and warm –
Dubois de Montreux sur le Crimée Caucase etc. etc et Sur la Crimée l’ouvrage de un’ intendant
Indicateur des objets rare au musée de Moscow published by Paul de Svignine Imprimerie de Charles Kray St. P- 1826
Lady Craven the rein 1786 (spring) –
October Wednesday 2 Mr. Atkinson came to us – shewed us Lady Cravens’ travels and the guide du voyageur en Crimée par C.H. Montandon. Odessa. Imprimerie de la ville 1834. dedicated à son excellence Mr. le comte de Woronzow - came away from the library at 2 ½ - Mr. Atkinson told us not to give anything – at the Hermitage palace – at 2 ¾ to 4 50/.. – sent by Whitaker my card wrote in pencil présente ses complimens [compliments] et ses remercimens [remercîments] très empressés à son excellence monsieur de Labrinksy – then in the salles – principally salle 5 and 40 and 41 – gave the man 5/. –
home at 5 55/.. – dinner over at 7 10/.. from the palace to Beligard – paid for map of Asiatic Russia monté 10/. + 10/. = 20/. – then home direct at 5 55/.. – ordered the carriage at 9am tomorrow to go to Alexandrovski [Alexandrovsky] – dressed dinner over at 7 10/.. – Mr. Bayley came at 7 ½ and staid till 10 – had tea – not good he allowed – to go to Chaplins’ for tea, and also to see his furs – tea at 100/. per lb. – and 25/. and B- drinks it at 9/. or 10/. a lb. – should see the brick tea – furs very dear – Mr. Law here has including the house (his rooms under the church) £800 a year – Mr. Cammidge reverend of Moscow has a congregation of about 70 – has an allowance from the Russian company – all the exporting to London Riga etc. merchants here must be are members of the Russian company – gave us a note for Cochranes’ travels in Russia and Bremners’ ditto – the church picture a copy from Rubens not Rembrandt – (in the salle with the Paul Potter (41) not given to the church by Sir William Ingleby – by some other baronet B- very civil – if we were going to stay would introduce his family – would be happy to do so on our return – a widowes 16 years but has had his wifes’ sister with him and his daughters – poor man!
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October Wednesday 2 has had a severe illness – appears much broken – came here in 1892 – d’origine from the neighbourhood of not far from Manchester – had called here on Mr. Harrison on the Thursday and he died on the Sunday – Captain Cochrane very excentric – thought to be rather besides himself – Mr. B- knew him – Dr. Granvilles’ work good, but too much on the favourable side – as Dr. Lefevre said nothing that was not true but all couleur de rose – Mr. Atkinson said this morning he knew G- met him in society but he has his note-book out, and made notes even comparatively of all that was said so that really people were afraid – Layard in a great hurry when at the Imperial library Mr. A- did not know or see much of him – he seemed chiefly anxious to copy M. Queen of Scots’ letters – and at this time A- was busy copying them to give to prince Alexander .......... who has published her inedited letters in 18vo. – on our return home this evening found 2 letters for Moscow and 1 for Odessa from Mr. de Fischer and his card, and found 2 letters from Mr. Hodson (John Esquire) for Moscow and one for Odessa, and one directed to me for A- from her sister – her aunt well as usual – Mr. Bayley made no offer of letters, and, of course, I did not ask me for any – did not name or hint at the subject –
at the Hermitage the Vierge d’Albe (salle 5) and the Paul Potter (vache qui [pisse]) and the 4 Clauds’ (salle 40) (morning noon and evening and night) worth all the rest – In salle 40 the chef-d’-oeuvre of Teniers’
October Wednesday 2 and the Rubens from which the English church picture is copied and in salle 41 some fine Murillos (the Repose in Egypt and the lady boy fleeing his dog) – and in salle some fine Van d’Eycks [van Dyck] –
Mr. B- said it must be 30 years since Lord Stuart was here – then Mr. Stuart – could not speak Russ[ian] well but could read it well – and spoke French and German well –
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Yugioh S2 Ep 44-45: Kaiba Hallucinates a Dead Woman and Then no One Talked About it???
So, for the record, I am writing a little bit to the future here because I did make a little bit of buffer. And this episode had a Hella Random Thing in it and I just want y’all to know I try to create an authentic reading experience--although it’s not like a blind riffing, I clearly watched each episode twice to make the caps and write all this stuff--and I do it one episode at a time so you get a somewhat close to a realistic live cap experience, but like, believe me when I say I did not see this coming.
At all.
At all.
And if any of you were watching this at home and saw this happening then you are lying OR you have been writing a very creative fanfic and this fever dream was also shared by that one guy on this writing staff who really really really stans Seto Kaiba. Lets dive into it, shall we?
Things start out pretty normal, as we are yet tucking another hospitalized person into Kaiba’s floating coma ward.
I’m starting to notice that this room also has sheets which just means when they got to Bakura, they just didn’t feel like tucking that nasty boy in. They looked at him covered in blood and grime and whatever other sweaty layers are all over Bakura and were like “None of us like Kaiba, but we don’t want to do that to his linens.”
And then the episode starts with Joey literally saying this
Now in the actual line of the show, Serenity stayed behind because she wanted to be strong for Mai, a lady she looked up to so much for all of 3 hours. She also said that her brother’s strength inspired her to have the courage to stay well below deck and whatever the hell nonsense was going on up there.
I mean courage is a word you could use to describe it, I would just call it common sense.
Also, look at this Christmas miracle.
I like that someone on the animation team was like “How else are they going to know that Mai isn’t wearing the disk? Draw it on the table. We have to.” and then bam there it is. That is one super random detail.
(more under the cut)
At the top of the blimp, they’ve decided to give Marik a little bit more space.
The Yuge crew must’ve looked at this situation and been all “I can stand next to Marik, or I can appear to root for Kaiba.” And they made their choice.
Below deck we get to see one of my favorite things, that’s right, it’s fake UI for TV shows.
these look like windows you pull up in Maya when you’re trying to find the right vertex or something. Maybe that’s what inspired all this? I dunno, it’s very silly that he would need the same image of a card twice, and that he would need one flipped and in wireframe. Especially since all they're doing is translating a language.
Or maybe he’s just been dogging Kaiba for half an hour before this episode started? Who knows, but honestly, I kinda have to side with Kaiba on this one, moving Mai would be a bad choice since there’s doctors--right there--but like...they should land the blimp though. Like the blimp with a murderer on it maybe needs to land at some point?
But never mind that, there’s cards to be played.
Or...not played.
It takes Ishizu so long to show up that Roland almost cancelled the game and I was so ready to not have to watch a card duel. I was so ready for that to be the canonical end of Ishizu but of course that didn’t happen.
PS, Marik is permanently glowing now.
Kaiba still doesn’t believe in magic and this guy has a constant third eye. So did Yugi all of last duel and Kaiba was just like “I don’t get your weird fashion” and tbh that’s a fair assumption to make.
To be fair, they probably only have once source of not cursed jewelry living underground, and it’s probably why their so matchy-matchy. Like, we all have that one Aunt (I was that one Aunt for a little while) with an Etsy shop and way too much inventory that they just give away to family every birthday and holiday. Judging by how much jewelry these two are wearing, their one Aunt isn’t doing so hot selling her merch.
Anyway, Marik’s good side makes an attempt to reach out and it doesn’t get him very far.
Honestly, when you look at it, there’s more people here from Kaiba’s extremely close school class than there is from the Ishtar family. And they don’t even know that Odion is also related. Sort of calling the kettle black here.
Again, ancient Egyptian Samurai with Yugioh cards would have been one hell of a spinoff with so many problems, where is that anime?
So, the game begins, between a mostly-neutral-antagonist and a protagonist who has done nothing but lock herself in her room in the dark for about 1/4 of a season. I have literally no idea who I’m supposed to be rooting for. Neither does anyone on the show.
Things went about as well as you’d expect dueling a psychic, because Kaiba has learned absolutely nothing from dueling Pegasus.
*Mokuba still has the whistle*
Anyway, because Ishizu can read the future, she knew she’d be going up against a dude who relies on very big strong dragons, so she straight up removed every strong card from his deck, leaving only six cards.
It’s at this point that he only really has one option, to play a Blue Eyes White dragon, which he had in his hand still, or to play the God Card Obelisk which I think was still on field? Again I don’t pay too much attention to the duels but the big thing is that he’s gonna use Obelisk, so Ishizu cursed it so it would hella kill him.
Much like any of the God Cards have done thus far. The worst cards. These are the worst cards and at this point no one should want them anymore. But youknow, hubris.
This is all pretty run of the mill since every time Kaiba duels, he gets hella dunked on, but then...this happens out of absolutely no where.
WHAT?
SHOW.
The least dateable guy in Yugioh!? How is it Kaiba--a past version of him mind you--but a shirtless Kaiba who’s got some lady draped across his arms like he’s gotta model for the cover of a Harlequin romance novel for old ladies? Which...I can arrange that.
Why--out of all of these boys, was it this one that has something the most resembling a fully formed relationship? More so than Tristan, more so than Yugi, more so than whatever was going on with Joey last episode.
What!?
WHAT?
This came out of no where like a jump scare!
And like, here’s the thing, if Kaiba was your slice of pie from the weird ass hair dessert tray that is Yugioh’s selection of husbands, that’s fine. Ship away. But like, imagine with me here, you have a boyfriend--and if you don’t like boys that only adds to this experience--you have a boyfriend and he has the most normal hair of anyone you know, and that’s really great. But his voice ALWAYS sounds like he’s announcing an NBC cop drama. Like you’re eating dinner and he’s like “Can we watch the food channel?” like he’s solid snake.
You’d kill him. You’d kill him way before you end up dead draped across his arms in some weird flashback. You’d straight up kill him.
Sorry, I just made him a lot more attractive for half of you. Whatever, my plan backfired.
But, despite...how...he is, now Seto has one of the most tragic of all the relationships on this show, up there with Pegasus and his dead wife. And so like, I turned to my bro and was like “WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT WHAT JUST HAPPENED??”
Cuz this show that has very, very little dating in it. A show that has had no physical kissing unless you count that time Pegasus macked a ghost. A show where someone almost got married to someone they never dated in their life and they shrugged it off. A show that had Mai and Joey friendzoning the hell out of eachother rather than admit any sort of crush. A show where Tea and Yugi went on a date but then I guess forgot that happened 20 episodes ago and are now in permanent friend limbo. (Tea and Yugi so far having the most realistic dating experience tbh.)
This is just straight up here’s a picture of past Seto, and his dead wife is here too, no explanation! Have fun digesting that!
(wouldn’t have noticed they forgot to finish Yugi’s necklace if I hadn’t done the cap. hm. So fast I blinked and missed it until I wrote this copy.)
And like, I’m making it seem in these caps as if these characters talked about what I just witnessed in any degree and straight up they didn’t. Of course they didn’t. Kaiba didn’t want to discuss this crazy ass thing that happened. Just me. I am the only one that’s talking about this in 2019. Just me.
So I turn to my bro and was like “you have to tell me what just happened” and bro was like
“Sorry to disappoint you but...I’m pretty sure that dead girl never comes up again.” and then he kind of continued “I’m pretty sure Kaiba sacrificed his one true love in order to get his Blue Eyes.” and I realized “Bro, is this just a headcanon you made up? Are you telling me your spicy Seto Kaiba fanfic as if it’s true just like that one time you told me that Yugi’s Grandpa ate a guy in Egypt and I believed you for 30 episodes?” and bro was like “Mmmmmm It’s probably a headcanon. I’m pretty sure they dropped Kaiba’s dead girlfriend plotline completely off the face of the Earth. Like a LOT of plotlines from s2, Rach, don’t get attached.”
So, because Kaiba believes that his.......dragon.......told him to play a dragon, Kaiba sacrifices his Obelisk to play a dragon--thus removing the Obelisk curse.
So if it’s strongly suggested that Kaiba’s love for this dragon is youknow, an equivalent to the devotion you would have a for a dead wife you have cradled in your arms, then -- has Kaiba been dating this dragon the whole time? Is that what the show just seriously suggested to me with this juxtaposition? Because I am an illustrator and if I wanted to make someone look like they had an intense and complicated relationship with a playing card, that is how I would draw it. Just saying.
And like for serious, how is it that Yugioh keeps writing it’s own fanfic? Like, is this dragon infused with the spirit of his dead wife? Is that why his reincarnation has this weird fixation with the Blue Eyes White Dragon? OMG this is absolutely ridiculous, I can’t believe I’m considering that Kaiba was literally married to what is now his paper card of a dragon. Of which he has 3 of.
Clearly I am thinking way too much about this.
I mean to be fair, Kaiba did save Tea that one time. He also took out a helicopter and a crane at the same time but Tea was just fine.
Oh boy.
That was so freakin random. Well...I’m glad that Kaiba got back together with the dragon. They had sort of a breakup at the beginning of the season and now KaibaxDragon is back in full swing. Good for them.
This was the only guy smart enough not to play a God Card, PS. This guy. I guess if Seto fell in a plot coma the entire tourney would be essentially over, so...it had to happen this way.
But dead wife, amiright?
Here’s a link to read from S1 Ep1
And PS in case you don’t know about the Billionaires and Baby’s books that have--I swear to you, like 400 books in the series--please admire the billionaires and babies books. Never read them. But I like to spread the news of these completely insane and real book covers wherever I go.
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Day 9 - It's Always Rainy in Scotland
We all enjoyed arguably the best night of sleep of the trip, rising at 8am well rested and ready to go. The weather forecast for the day was not positive--lots of rain. And the clouds delivered on their promise. Strolling downstairs to breakfast, we learned that our hotel used to be the Scottish Royal Automobile Club, which explained all the car photos and decorations adorning the walls. The European breakfast was delightful as we have become accustomed to--the buffet featured many pastries, jams, porridge, cereal, fruits, meats and cheeses--even a Bloody Mary bar. We grabbed a map of Glasgow and headed down West George Street towards the city center again, rain jackets on, and ready to explore despite the poor weather. Again we purchased tickets to a Hop On Hop Off bus, and headed towards Glasgow Cathedral. On the outside, the black stained gothic architecture looked similar to the other cathedrals we have visited. First entering the nave, again it felt like just another on our list. But as we explored more, there were some very unique elements for us to enjoy. From the entrance, it is hard to see just how large this cathedral is, since it is divided into spaces. We even walked down a level to find a series of low-ceilinged chapels reminiscent of catacombs. Within this lower area was an altar to St. Kentigern, also known as "Mungo" (sweet nickname) who lived in the 6th century. He is the patron Saint of Glasgow--kind of a big deal. So big in fact, that a popular lager in town is called "St. Mungo" (didn't get to try it though). After Alex had his first emergency nature pee of the trip (look, it wasn't IN the cemetery, just right next to it), we jumped back on the bus in the rain, and headed towards the museum portion of our day. The bus slowly wandered through the city of Glasgow--revisiting the "Style Mile" (as compared to the "Royal Mile" of Edinburgh)--again, slightly unappealing department stores. Of course there was a lot of history to the area, none of which I can remember in detail (something about William Wallace discarding the bodies of English soldiers in a nearby well?), as narrated to us on our tour bus. Journeying along the River Clyde, we passed by the Science Center and SSE Hydro Center, which looks like a huge UFO. Our first museum to visit was the Riverside, with a funky shape I can only describe as melted aluminum facade with peaks and valleys--also slightly alien. This FREE museum was absolutely fantastic, especially for kids (but we loved it too)--the overall theme is transportation--the large space is filled with actual trains, cars, bicycles, motorcycles, subway cars, trolleys, and boats--a few you can actually step onto and explore. All are authentic feeling and the displays lean towards appreciating the physical design, size, and feel of the vehicles rather than reading lengthy descriptions or watching long videos. Beyond the vehicles themselves, were many displays of various toy trains, cars, classic clothing of the 50s and 60s, vintage Star Wars toys (my favorite), and loads and loads of scale models of boats. Some of these were at least 10 feet long (like the Queen Mary and Queen Elizabeth II) and incredibly detailed. What we could not find was a model of the Titanic, which somehow Alex is strangely fascinated by these days. There were some interactive exhibits for kids which Alex did particularly like, and gave us a slight respite from trailing him around the museum. Right outside the museum rests the tall ship Glenlee, harbored on the river and also free to enter. Alex immediately began scrubbing the deck with provided brooms and buckets for kids. If only he could put his shoes on in the morning with the same gusto to which he cleaned that ship. There were many areas to explore on the ship and interesting information about pirates, rum, and rats. We enjoyed lunch at the cafe--caesar salad and a soy marinated salmon, along with a Scottish beer called Froach Heather Ale--this was a golden colored ale with heather and bogmyrtle (you heard that right) and it was really nice--just a floral hint at the end, with a full flavor (and a great looking label). I would love to find this back in the states. As we left the museum, there was a mini-go cart that we had to try. Alex, the lone driver, laughed the entire way and only crashed into the air-inflated barrier once. A big hit for sure. Hopping back on the bus, we headed towards the University of Glasgow and the Kelvingrove Museum. As we approached the campus, we realized this is where we should have booked our hotel! This neighborhood was much more traditional and warm-feeling, with more pubs, restaurants, and green areas. The University itself looked exactly as one might expect from an old Scottish college--old grey buildings that could be mistaken for castles. The bus dropped us off in front of Kelvingrove Museum, that looked like it could easily be a train station or creepy sanitarium with its towering red sandstone facade. Upon entering, the main lobby was a high-ceilinged masterpiece, that felt a bit like Grand Central Station, yet with a giant pipe-organ lit with gaudy magenta, at the far end. This was another free museum amazingly enough (except for the special exhibit, which was the Art of Comic Books), and it was massive in its scope. We still cannot tell if this was a natural history or art museum--it contained quite a bit of both. First we ventured into an area on ancient Egypt, with sarcophogi, jars, statues, and of course mummies. Next was a huge hall with all types of animal displays, ranging from an actual bee hive (connected to a PVC pipe to the outside) to the skeleton of a Giant Irish Deer (the antlers must have been at least 7 feet across). There was so much to see and explore here--Alex again took Allison's iPhone and started snapping each display. Allison instructed him to "take one picture of each"--so he started snapping a single picture of every single organism in every single display. Often times he is more literal than me. One hallway in the museum housed a huge amount of stuffed animals--bears, an elephant, giraffe--and directly above it all was suspended a full-sized WWII airplane (not sure the relationship). Venturing on to more artistic areas, there was an exhibit on Scottish art (revisiting Charles Rennie Mackintosh and his peers), French art (including a Monet), and a single painting by Salvador Dali, which sadly, was on loan elsewhere. We finally exited the museum completely satisfied beyond expectations. Despite our reservations upon first entering Glasgow, we are glad we did. Finally, for dinner we ate at "Guys" restaurant, which was the only reservation we could get on a busy Friday night. The food was excellent--the atmosphere was a little stale, but both our lamb dishes (chops and shank) were perfect. Alex had a spaghetti and plowed right through our smoked duck appetizer. Sadly on the TV above our table (which of course we couldn't stop watching) was all the news of the world on BBC, including the Spain attack, Bannon being ousted, the result of the England vs. West Indies Cricket match, and Sir Bruce Forsyth's death (a British entertainer)--the latter receiving by far the most air time of all these events. We returned to the hotel exhausted and ready for our long travel day tomorrow, including a train to Wolverhampton, and my first time "hiring" a car (that means renting) to drive to The Porch House in Stow-on-the-Wold, our first destination in the Cotswolds of England.
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