#I would prefer to strafe sinners from the ground

[strafethesesinners]

My mind just defaults to you looking like Coop but female with long blonde hair, or sometimes red hair bc of the colors on your page! And bc of your username my imagination just automatically puts you in a plane when I see you on my dash, lol. My subconscious gave you a pilot's license

God I wish I looked like Cooper. Being a hunky cowboy would solve a lot of my problems. Not all of them, but some. I could settle for a female version too. But alas no I look like a fucking dork. I have a smol sort of pointy face, a weird smile, and glasses. I do like my hair though. It’s brown but it’s shiny and soft and about 2ft long at this point. I’m glad I can fly a plane in your subconscious bc I would be too scared in real life.