#I worked in PsyOps for one of the parties in the Jerz in the 90’s.

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New Jersey Politics, a Primer.

Remember gang, hand the envelope to the Legislative Aide, never to the Elected Official. Depending on the heft of the envelope, the reply will follow these guidelines.

1. Good to see you, I’ll make the the Senator aware of this issue. We’ll be in touch.

2. Good to see you sir! The Senator is deeply concerned about this issue and has tasked his office to investigate it further. You can expect a call in two weeks.

3. Who Da man? You, mothafucker! The Senator has introduced legislation to address this problem and is confident the next Legislative session will provide a solution we can all live with.

4. Gold bars? The fuck? These are gold fucking bars! Jesus Christ I can’t take these. What the fuck? Look, meet me in the parking garage after this event, you can’t give me gold bars in public you simple shit. Ah…just curious how much do you think these are worth? Shhh, write it down.