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theduchessofnaxos · 2 years ago

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Suddenly had the realization that my ideal relationship dynamic is Han Solo running back into the rebel base on Hoth to check on Princess Leia (me) and make her leave because he knows she'll stay and die in the battle unless someone drags her out.

... Does "wanting a handsome rogue to drag me out of a battle" damage my feminist credentials if I identify as a man also?

But the REALLY concerning part is that I've been using *FrUK* as my go-to "project onto them about my ideal relationship" (according to my therapist) and Han and Leia end up breaking up despite still being in love. Which is a super FrUK thing.

Idk what that says about me but I don't like it 😂

#for the record i am whiskey drunk and packing up my first big boy apartment to move back in with my dad #because he has lung cancer and i am *frightened*#and then in a few months I'm going to go to his undergrad school to do my grad degree #so i am ALL KINDS of emotionally fucked up right now #so if you're worried about the horrendous things this post says about my psyche: get in line 😂#also its super OOC FrUK #it's basically an entirely different relationship/personalities just with the same physical characteristics #i promise i am not trying to get into a dysfunctional relationship like that.#Han and Leia on the other hand...#is a man who's willing to give me up if I'm in love with someone else the WORST a man could do?#also while I'm drunk and ranting: Empire Strikes Back is one of the best movies ever and I WILL KILL ON THAT HILL.#once saw someone say #I won't die on this hill because none of you have the strength to kill me on it #and that is me and Empire to a T.#it is a perfect movie and no one will persuade me otherwise.#(I stg I'm not one of THOSE Star Wars fans. I think all Star Wars is great. Idgaf if Rey is a Mary Sue (she isn't)#or if Phantom Menace sucks (it doesn't)#I just like the Jedi fighting the Sith man #it's a fun series with compelling characters and i will never understand the fanboys who bitch about it.)

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