#I wish I was flat chested but the ‘girls’ have saved me again so 🤷

[ricco4]

Almost had my face taken off by an older lady in a bathroom in central Tx. Like, this lady turned around and saw me and went stiff, like she’d just seen the damn devil. I legit started backpedaling, afraid she was going to take a swing at me or something. She finally looked me up and down, spotted the boobs, and went “Oh, you startled me” and then continued to stare at me for a solid 5-6 very long seconds before turning around and finally walking the rest of the way into the bathroom.

Fucking sucks, man.