#I will start a riot if Rick Prime isn't in this season

[rustychainsnorter]

It's obvious that, as of right now, we know literally nothing about Rick Prime. And we have no idea what season 7 will bring, but here's a list of common possibilities and what I'm gonna do if any of them happen.

Possibility 1: Rick Prime is actually a decent guy and never did anything to C-137 Rick's family. If this happens to be the case, I will personally dress up in a chicken onesie, record myself doing a ridiculous victory dance, and then post it on Tumblr somewhere. No joke. It's a promise.

Possibility 2: C-137 Rick and Rick Prime used to be friends of some sort but couldn't get along thus resulting in conflict. If this is the case, then I will find a dark corner and sob loudly until the cops are called to check and see if the dying dog the neighbors reported hearing is okay.

Possibility 3: C-137 Rick and Rick Prime were previous lovers and in a romantic relationship. Ok... If this happens, then I am going to simply dig a deep, comfy hole, lie in it, and calmly stare at the sky as I rethink all my life choices.

Possibility 4: Rick Prime really is evil and is portrayed as nothing but your typical average, sadistic antagonist. If this ends up being the entire ordeal, then I'm officially logging off my account and I won't be speaking to anyone for months.

Possibility 5: They don't show Rick Prime this season. If this happens, there's really only one possible solution- I eat a bunch of spicy food, locate Dan Harmon's house and proceed to use his restroom without flushing. That is all.