#I will give chestnuts the ability to produce oxalis acid to defend themselves from fungus and the fda can’t stop me
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I want to someone rich to sponsor my mad botanist dreams. I would make so many unethical trees.
#ra speaks#personal#mad scientist#forestry#botany#I would make a Jurassic Park of plants. prehistoric and just fucked up hybrids of insanity#I am taking the thorns gene they took out of landscaping honeylocusts and I am putting it in sycamores#I am giving oaks palmately compound leaves#I will give chestnuts the ability to produce oxalis acid to defend themselves from fungus and the fda can’t stop me#oh? you don’t think I should bring back giant fern trees??? try and stop me#I am introducing citrus genes to the bottlenecked red pine gene pool. I am the life of the party.
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