#I was legit scratched by a pet bearded dragon on the job that actually happened
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Grocery store perils
Things I thought would be a danger to watch out for as a cashier:
Scary robbers
Evil mean customers
General violence
The actual dangers:
Cutting hand open on thick cardboard
Angry pineapple leaves
Being scratched by a bearded dragon
#cashier#Papercut is the level 1 enemy cardboard wine box cut is the final boss#I thought it would be the body of the pineapple that would attack me but no it's the leaves#I was legit scratched by a pet bearded dragon on the job that actually happened#To be fair the beardie was in need of assistance (about to fall) and I stepped in voluntarily#And he wasn't TRYING to hurt me he just had long claws#crawled over my hand trying to get a secure grip#It wasn't an attack but it did still happen#And at the end of the day I went home from my cashier job with lizard scratches on my hand#Life is weird not just sometimes but most of the time actually
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