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catwouthats · 12 days ago

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I’m sorry, but every green lantern reminds me of when I’d play pretend as a kid 😭

“No, you can’t do that cause see I have actually 10 hidden machine guns and their bullets can actually penetrate your bullet proof armor.”

“No, you can’t hit me when my back is turned because I actually have a shield there, and yes it works against nuclear explosions.”

#this is mainly about Kyle Rayner and Guy Gardner #when I was a kid I had the personality of Guy and the Imagination of Kyle.#honestly throw a little bit of kali in their too bc even if we agreed no powers id break that rule #i was a menace #cat rambles #dc comics #green lantern corps #green lantern #dc #guy gardner #kyle rayner #keli quintela

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monochromekitten · 5 months ago

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#I was a menace #I still am #I exploited loopholes #making my boredom everyone else’s problem #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor #sheer absolute boredom #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #meme #memes

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pillowfriends · 1 month ago

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my neuros are diverging so hard today. help. sorry to my roommate who was subjected to My Brain On Hyperfixation while I rewatched part of season 2 episode 2

#i was a menace

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lantern-child-of-souls · 7 months ago

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Angels can be assholes. Demons can be assholes. Humans can be assholes. I however was a perfect little shit that could do no wrong.

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lilacwriter07 · 27 days ago

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I just mentioned to my mom, remember me in Brussel .

I don't need to say more, the look she gave me 🤣

#I was a menace

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virginmiri99 · 2 months ago

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idolmaster anon here for dere i am fredericaP and miri/allstars reikaP and makotoP... big imas fan since 2016 maxed out fred album with the exception of her dominant ssr she did not come home... i was also unfortunately in the mcyt sphere for some time like four years ago but idol gacha games never fail to pull me out of insane shit. i love catching up with your blog

Freddd yess she used to be my fav back in 2015 but since aiikurushi ive been a full time SaeP. also CLARICE!!1! if ur on imas twt/ig theres a nonzero chance that either you had to deal with me and or blocked me

#i was a menace

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deep-state-partisan · 1 year ago

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i miss getting drunk and belligerently dming that one mutual

#i was a menace

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thund3randrain · 1 year ago

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I don't think I've ever been the same since I drank half a bottle of paracetamol at the age of 5 because it tasted like strawberry milkshake

#sillyposting #cursed #meme #i was a menace

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bethanysmiled · 2 years ago

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When I was a kid, I absolutely loved fish lures. I would steal them from my dad's tackle box, but he would always know. I would try to cut off the hooks before he realized I had them so I could keep them. I can still remember how they smelled.

#i was a menace #fishing memories are some of my absolute worst but I loved the lures #tackytext

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potatoqueenpal · 9 months ago

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Digging through my closet and remembering the time I chased my bully with a plastic baseball bat screaming bloody murder because he scared away a squirrel.

#memories #good times #lol #i was a menace

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gaycousinlarry · 1 year ago

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#this thought just hit me and it’s not shade just a fact lol #but i see all these people on ig talking about decorating/designing their kid’s rooms #and i just. the IDEA that my parents would’ve put that much thought into our room when we were kids is…. absurd???#i was a menace #i drew on walls #i chewed up toys #i carved into the bed frame #we had a bunk bed a second hand desk a chest of drawers each and plastic boxes for toys etc #everything was mismatched and very erhm lived in #it gives me so much anxiety i physically cringe to think abt what it would’ve been like had my room been decorated and had fancy wall papers #and expensive matching furniture and godddd #i would’ve ruined it all and felt so bad and it would’ve been such a waste of time and energy and money #(i got my own lovely 90s decorated room w green wallpaper w i was nine and GOD the way i spent ages 9-18 decorating and redecorating that #room - but at nine i was a lot less mayhemish #anyways that’s besides the point)#i just realized i’ve never thought abt this before and that (mostly) women spend so much time on something that would’ve made no sense in #my home #(also parents being too involved w their kid’s own space makes me claustrophobic- i wanted A LOT of alone time and needed my own space #and the concept of my parents controlling my playing OR what happened in our room makes me stress sweat #oh boy this is rambly and i’m so happy i don’t have kids haha #)

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a1-yn · 1 year ago

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pov- ten year old me putting those FUCKING Stevia packets in my mom’s purse every time we go to a goddamn restaurant

#artists on tumblr #children #childhood #i was a menace #like damn #why was i like that #i’m silly #sorry mom

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childishfirmino · 1 year ago

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currently thinking about when I had an english teacher in middle school that hated pigeons so I would deliberately draw pigeons on her whiteboards and email her pictures of pigeons to piss her off

#I was a menace #she never really got mad at me I was joking most of the time lmao #shitpost

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amartworks · 3 months ago

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