#I was a menace

[catwouthats]

I’m sorry, but every green lantern reminds me of when I’d play pretend as a kid 😭

“No, you can’t do that cause see I have actually 10 hidden machine guns and their bullets can actually penetrate your bullet proof armor.”

“No, you can’t hit me when my back is turned because I actually have a shield there, and yes it works against nuclear explosions.”

[youngcreativenerdgoddess]

Right! Time to lower the rent.

I’M A JEW AND BELIEVE IN A TWO STATE SOLUTION

COCK SLUT FUCK KILL KYS SUICIDE DIE MURDER MAY THE MUSKRAT BE FUCKED SIDEWAYS WITH A RUSTY CHAINSAW BOOBS PORN

BE FREE EMBRACE CRINGE CRINGE IS LIFE CRINGE IS LOVE SQUEE!!!

Citrus Scale

Squicks

Fiction is different from real life and reading about something in a fictional story is not the same as endorsing it in reality

Blorbo Glup Shitto

The most toxic yaoi you’ve ever seen between the Muskrat and Steve Bannon (this one’s for me but if you’re as much of a news nut and get it kudos to you)

Kermit x Ronald Reagan

Are they gone yet?

[monochromekitten]

[pillowfriends]

my neuros are diverging so hard today. help. sorry to my roommate who was subjected to My Brain On Hyperfixation while I rewatched part of season 2 episode 2

[lantern-child-of-souls]

Angels can be assholes. Demons can be assholes. Humans can be assholes. I however was a perfect little shit that could do no wrong.

[lilacwriter07]

I just mentioned to my mom, remember me in Brussel .

I don't need to say more, the look she gave me 🤣

[virginmiri99]

idolmaster anon here for dere i am fredericaP and miri/allstars reikaP and makotoP... big imas fan since 2016 maxed out fred album with the exception of her dominant ssr she did not come home... i was also unfortunately in the mcyt sphere for some time like four years ago but idol gacha games never fail to pull me out of insane shit. i love catching up with your blog

Freddd yess she used to be my fav back in 2015 but since aiikurushi ive been a full time SaeP. also CLARICE!!1! if ur on imas twt/ig theres a nonzero chance that either you had to deal with me and or blocked me

[deep-state-partisan]

i miss getting drunk and belligerently dming that one mutual

[thund3randrain]

I don't think I've ever been the same since I drank half a bottle of paracetamol at the age of 5 because it tasted like strawberry milkshake

[bethanysmiled]

When I was a kid, I absolutely loved fish lures. I would steal them from my dad's tackle box, but he would always know. I would try to cut off the hooks before he realized I had them so I could keep them. I can still remember how they smelled.

[potatoqueenpal]

Digging through my closet and remembering the time I chased my bully with a plastic baseball bat screaming bloody murder because he scared away a squirrel.

[gaycousinlarry]

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[a1-yn]

pov- ten year old me putting those FUCKING Stevia packets in my mom’s purse every time we go to a goddamn restaurant

[childishfirmino]

currently thinking about when I had an english teacher in middle school that hated pigeons so I would deliberately draw pigeons on her whiteboards and email her pictures of pigeons to piss her off

[amartworks]

had a fun experience on the subway the other day

[inkpotsprite]

This was after he blew up all of the Leagues tech.