#I was a menace
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#I was a menace#I still am#I exploited loopholes#making my boredom everyone else’s problem#hazbin hotel alastor#alastor#sheer absolute boredom#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel memes#meme#memes
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my neuros are diverging so hard today. help. sorry to my roommate who was subjected to My Brain On Hyperfixation while I rewatched part of season 2 episode 2
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Angels can be assholes. Demons can be assholes. Humans can be assholes. I however was a perfect little shit that could do no wrong.
#this is a joke#I was a menace#otherkin#purgatory#angelkin#demonkin#fallen angelkin#heaven#purgatorykin#hell#demon#demonic#kin#kinnie#angels and demons#angel#demons and angels#angels#demons#inbetween
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idolmaster anon here for dere i am fredericaP and miri/allstars reikaP and makotoP... big imas fan since 2016 maxed out fred album with the exception of her dominant ssr she did not come home... i was also unfortunately in the mcyt sphere for some time like four years ago but idol gacha games never fail to pull me out of insane shit. i love catching up with your blog
Freddd yess she used to be my fav back in 2015 but since aiikurushi ive been a full time SaeP. also CLARICE!!1! if ur on imas twt/ig theres a nonzero chance that either you had to deal with me and or blocked me
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i miss getting drunk and belligerently dming that one mutual
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I don't think I've ever been the same since I drank half a bottle of paracetamol at the age of 5 because it tasted like strawberry milkshake
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When I was a kid, I absolutely loved fish lures. I would steal them from my dad's tackle box, but he would always know. I would try to cut off the hooks before he realized I had them so I could keep them. I can still remember how they smelled.
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Digging through my closet and remembering the time I chased my bully with a plastic baseball bat screaming bloody murder because he scared away a squirrel.
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#this thought just hit me and it’s not shade just a fact lol#but i see all these people on ig talking about decorating/designing their kid’s rooms#and i just. the IDEA that my parents would’ve put that much thought into our room when we were kids is…. absurd???#i was a menace#i drew on walls#i chewed up toys#i carved into the bed frame#we had a bunk bed a second hand desk a chest of drawers each and plastic boxes for toys etc#everything was mismatched and very erhm lived in#it gives me so much anxiety i physically cringe to think abt what it would’ve been like had my room been decorated and had fancy wall papers#and expensive matching furniture and godddd#i would’ve ruined it all and felt so bad and it would’ve been such a waste of time and energy and money#(i got my own lovely 90s decorated room w green wallpaper w i was nine and GOD the way i spent ages 9-18 decorating and redecorating that#room - but at nine i was a lot less mayhemish#anyways that’s besides the point)#i just realized i’ve never thought abt this before and that (mostly) women spend so much time on something that would’ve made no sense in#my home#(also parents being too involved w their kid’s own space makes me claustrophobic- i wanted A LOT of alone time and needed my own space#and the concept of my parents controlling my playing OR what happened in our room makes me stress sweat#oh boy this is rambly and i’m so happy i don’t have kids haha#)
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pov- ten year old me putting those FUCKING Stevia packets in my mom’s purse every time we go to a goddamn restaurant
#artists on tumblr#children#childhood#i was a menace#like damn#why was i like that#i’m silly#sorry mom
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currently thinking about when I had an english teacher in middle school that hated pigeons so I would deliberately draw pigeons on her whiteboards and email her pictures of pigeons to piss her off
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had a fun experience on the subway the other day
#mouth is not a sweet bro and hella Jeff reference I never read anything by Hussie#it’s actually based on the jermavenus#mine#comics#diary#to this menacing looking bald guy… i apologize. and if i see you again i might ask you out.#my comics
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This was after he blew up all of the Leagues tech.
#dc comics#batfamily#batfam#batman#tim drake#robin#red robin#league of assassins#ra's al ghul#i bet he had the most obnoxious grin on his face as he said that#“computer trouble?”#as if he didn't just blow up centuries worth of work#he's such a menace#i adore him#he's even got a little bounce in his step
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honkin donuts
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POV: it’s 4AM. You’re the crew’s chef and you hear noise in the kitchen
#chia draws#one piece#shitpost#i spent way too long on this#hyperfixated then BAM five hours were lost#straw hat pirates#straw hat crew#straw hat luffy#roronoa zoro#usopp#tony tony chopper#vinsmoke sanji#when ur captain is a cryptic and a menace#pray for sanji (cooking) and Nami (budgeting)
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If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your tits”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from gandalf.
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