#I want to do eye makeup like this

[aspiringnexu]

One of the funniest things about the Kelvin alternate timeline is the fact that Jonathan Archer is a) still alive, b) still in Starfleet, and c) seems to have taken up breeding beagles whilst teaching courses at the Academy and Scotty lost his best one in a transporter accident.

One of the movie writers even confirmed that this is meant to be that Jonathan Archer, same as the Prime timeline, but this motherfucker is like 146 years old and still turning up to teach these young hooligans that space is dangerous and aliens can be unreasonably mean.

I'm headcanoning that in both timelines the usual lifespan for Humans and Andorians is about 120 years but Archer and Shran are beating the odds by fondly arguing every day with neither wanting to die before getting the last word in. A strategy Bones would later employ. (No, seriously, Bones in the Prime timeline got to 137+. Via spite, I think.)

[pyromanicfool]

Sobbing so hard bc even as wifey, Mizu wore pants, didn't want to wear that pretty kimono and makeup except for the wedding ceremony itself because I'm sure her "mother" made her or to try and soften his heart after their spar. She was her tomboy self, you know? And people are out here putting her in hyper feminine stuff like NO THIS ISN'T BUTCH DEATH THIS IS BUTCH MURDER.

You can be a butch/tomboy and be pretty or have long hair, I do, but like, oooof. It's like when people made Tigress all girly pop like NO. STOP IT PLEASE. LET BUTCHES BE I BEG. She's clearly into utility over anything else, I mean, she wears her stitched up kimono even though she clearly has the means to buy a new one, her tattered, mud soaked little cape thing, etc. The pants she wore horseriding with Mikio even looked like her pants she wore as a man.

[artinvain]

me going out last night even though I had work this morning 🤭 trying to feel young but I couldn’t stay out I was so fucking tired and my bones feel 50 🙂

[tomb-mold]

i literally get war flashbacks when i think back to wearing makeup in high school, how not a day went by where i didnt put on a full face of full coverage foundation + concealer + powder and how exhausting it all was. just to cover up acne! yea i had bad skin but if i could do it all again i would have never touched the stuff and just had visible acne. the thought of foundation on my skin actually makes me want to die now im not kidding

[vampthropologist]

You know he has to flip for it!

No text + flat under cut

I've been working on this for a bit, and it is done! Two of my f/o's interacting for a silly meme. Ichimatsu's getting held by the scruff like a cat because Harv can't be normal /j/lh

[bunnihearted]

🫖🐭☁️🍚

[munchieminch]

I felt like I needed a fresh new pfp for the hallowed night season so here is my baby boy as a zombie (sort of? he's missing an eye and is bloody) ((also does this count for starvetober day 25: death? is he dead? i dont know anymore what is he)) here's the clean version with (almost!) no blood, under the cut will be the bloody version (that I am very proud of)

obviously, TW BLOOD / EYE SOCKET, BITE MARKS AND CUTS

[tentacleplains]

doodled my pc (any pronouns but i default to she/they)

mod i use is Llly's masc sideview! also i forgot to draw her wings but whatever

[beetlejuicesgraveyardrevue]

sweet lil circus freak

[boxwinebaddie]

hard work being a single Motha

[servuscallidus]

One thing people should point out when explaining the evils of makeup is the amount of time it takes. It takes ages! And I know people that are really proficient at it can put it all on in ten minutes, but that's still ten minutes of your morning routine. A slow breakfast takes ten minutes, ten more minutes in bed take ten minutes, all way healthier things than putting on makeup

[aforgottenthing-in-space]

Ok so. Miles Edgeworth is trans. Gregory was definitely a trans affirming father so when Miles told him he was like “sure son. What name do you want to go by?”

And so all Manfred von Karma knew was that Gregory Edgeworth had a son. When he gains custody of Miles, he just. Does not realize that the kid he’s now in charge of is a trans boy. (Maybe Miles already had a name change. Idk. Somehow legal name wise, von Karma just. Does Not realize.)

So Miles grows up being raised as a boy and von Karma just. Doesn’t realize. Until puberty begins.

And he notices something, that Miles isn’t experiencing puberty the way he would have expected and he’s like hmmm. I am not sure what is happening.

And then like preteen Miles, incredibly nervous, comes to him and he’s like, “excuse me, Mr. von Karma, sir, but would I be able to start puberty blockers please?”

And von Karma’s just like “WHAT!”

He’s so caught off guard and so used to thinking of Miles as “Gregory Edgeworth’s pathetic son” that he just… kinda lets Miles medically transition bc he’s so caught off guard by the realization.

And for his entire life, Miles is like. Unable to wrap his head around von Karma being surprisingly trans accepting???

[kinos-fortress-2]

miss pauling WOULD NOT SMELL FINE.

[subsequentibis]

oh i wanted longlegs to be so much weirder than it was. it needed like three more script revisions and some deeper interrogation of the genre it sprang from, and someone to gently take the sound designer's hand on the volume dial and turn it down juuuuust a bit. i need the actual movie to be what scares me, not someone dropping a hammer on the piano to tell me i ought to be scared.

[zevrans-remade]

i am once again making a new tav and i literally don't know what i want her to look like 🙈 i didn't remake the one i made in my 🏴‍☠️ version 2nd replay i started and was like 6 hours in, but i liked her a lot tho, except for that the hairstyle wasn't animated (it was isobel's beautiful haircut, wish short hair were animated too);; pls tell me how do you think this one looks?? i am tornbfksks

[hairydykecunt]

sometimes i get nervous to post alll my selfies on my instagram account lol so i’m sharing here :3