#I want to be a person swinging a saber at a magnum of champagne EXCEPT
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Accidentally found this picture of a serious child sabering champagne and now can never know peace again
#Wikipedia presenting this as if it’s a common practice#you know. a child training up in the art of sabrage#just in CASE#this is the child you use for smaller bottles. you must get a larger child for magnums#I want to be a person swinging a saber at a magnum of champagne EXCEPT#I am not the most chill about corks popping so I don’t know maybe I wouldn’t be chill#I don’t know. maybe I’d whack the top off magnificently and scream
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