#I want a spork!

[sporkberries]

Metal Gear Lore

[esthyradler]

When your friends are better scientists than you are

[frenreyfire]

kindly check the attached LOVELETTER coming from me.

(sketches under cut)

so i read Y2KVR over a month ago and i liked it. this drawing is basically my benrey design in a modified benrey Y2KVR outfit bc i couldn't find a reference. and every benrey drawing turns into my benrey design, even when im trying to draw him more on-model. his hair was originally supposed to be IN the helmet, but i liked him better with the hair and i love having fun lalalalalaaa.

i don't really 100% like the 1st piece, but i don't want to look at it anymore and there's some things i like about it.

anyways, sketches! i like spork's design. spork is fun. i also like all of their designs, but especially spork. i need to actually draw gordon.

[kaelidascope]

“I can’t believe we got you to dance all night with us!” Sun crows gleefully as Blake approaches. Neptune cheers, and as one the newlyweds surge over to her: framing her from both sides as they kiss her cheeks, hugging her between their held hands. Blake hopes Velvet caught that; she’d love to have a picture like that for her desk. Something to zone out at when the words won’t come and she’s half-convinced no one’s actually fallen in love, ever—that no one ever truly feels that deeply.

An inspiration.

A goal.

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Velvet may not have captured it but Chef Kaeli certainly did! For @professorspork <3 Who so graciously made my job coming up with a birthday treat so much easier with this suggestion

Read this fic guys it's INSANELY cute and I was squealing the whole read. It's a short lil thing c'mon guys if I can shotgun this in one morning you can too. Give her some love, she is an absolutely hidden gem of an author and so far every work I've read of hers is excellent.

Also it's like her birthday so like yeah go on. Off with ya, go read. Comments are crack for us and we are shameless addicts

[shesmore-shoebill]

smosh reel of tommy interviewing all the dogs..... new smoshminster dog show video in the works perhaps. i hope so. amangela have only gotten More unhinged since then, who knows what kind of jokes their judge characters will make.

[welcome-to-roomba-fazbender]

@weirdozjunkary / @sonicexelle-junkary​ 

@lazy-charlie / @chuck-the-fanboy​

@clownsuu / @not-robert

Characters In Order:

Chuck The Fanboy/Chuck The Beaver

((Owned By Lazy-Charlie/Chuck The Fanboy))

Charlie The Cursed Phone Guy/Charlie The Cursed Weasel

((Owned By Me Of Course))

Bedlam/Bedlam The Jackal

((Owned By Weirdozjunkary/Sonicexelle-junkary))

Robert The Cannibalistic Phone Guy/Robert The Polar Bear

((Owned By Clownsuu/Not-Robert))

Chork The Confetti Bitch Clown

((Owned By Me Of Course))

Spork The Confetti Bitch Clown

((Owned By Clownsuu))

Ronald The Confetti Bitch Clown

((Owned By Lazy-Charlie))

This Is The Official New And Improved Height Chart For The Mobian AU.

Featuring Three New Editions!!! GASP

(They have been referenced on tumblr before, but now with this mobian update, I hope to make The Confetti Bitch Trio more blog relevant outside of this au too)

Thanks to Max for getting this done, none of this would be possible without him.

Reblog's Help Spread This More!

Also This AU Is now officially blog canon, completely.

[partrin]

matsuoka rin i want to eat you

[thelemonsnek]

[id: two versions of the same digital drawing. It depicts several drawings of a Torracat named Spork. In the first drawing, it is sitting with its tail wrapped around its paws, looking off to the side. In the second drawing, it has its paw over its mouth as it smiles mischievously, with a sign pointing at it saying "do not trust". In the third drawing, it stretches, yawning. In the final drawing, it is bounding away from someone with their wallet in its mouth. The first image has a yellow background with blue accents, and Spork is drawn in typical red and black Torracat colors, while the second one has a black background with blue accents, and Spork is now neon. End id]

Tried out a new brush and I am THRILLED

[dozenssporks]

combining the two things I talk about on this blog: Murderbot would hate Vash the Stampede so so much.

MB's self-assigned job is to keep human(oids) from dying from stupidity and then there this guy *gestures at Vash* whose entire goal in life is to be as stupid as possible in ridiculously dangerous situations.

MB doesn't have a stomach but it's getting stress ulcers anyway

[shepherds-of-haven]

Bestie why do you have crabs???

I DON’T KNOW, I woke up and it was like this!! 😭😭😭 help me!!!

[sporkberries]

Oh to be an awful teenager during the early 2000’s…

[doctorspork]

You're the dumpster fire extinguisher. Good luck.

my boss, when I said work was a dumpster fire today

[miniimoose]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CCha6ddglOz/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Human disguise Spork and Miyuki

these are so good!!!!!

Instagram Link

[bellaswansong]

this is not a joke; i would be unbearable as a person right now if not for tumblr.

im not saying i never would have grown out of being toxic as hell, but it would have taken me longer without the cheat codes people put on this site every day for FREE.

ive been tagging the posts i mean with "who i want to be tag" for years and recently i changed it to "wiwtbt"

im going to tag this post with those so yall can click and look thru them. i highly recommend.

thank you tumblr, for teaching me how to apologise without making myself the victim. for teaching me emotional consent. and so many other things

[mittensmorgul]

A brief description of my cats when it's time for treats:

Virgil: you tossed it right in front of me? a disappointment but i shall eat it. oh ho ho! you tried to trick me and throw it past me! i got it anyway! where shall the next one land? i shall destroy it no matter where it lands!

Spork: mother, that treat landed two inches away, i have to assume it's not for me. (i nudge the treat closer) oh thank you mother i thought i might perish from lack of treats

[drwcn]

tbh I don't know wtf is happening on wheel of time half the time but everyone slays in their costumes.