#I vaguely feel like those togruta kids in sw fics that need to bite everyone

[peskyimmortals]

Food Rant

I miss crunchy food! Why is food so soft nowadays?!!

I just want to gnaw on something without it disintegrating or breaking my teeth on my pens. I want to listen to the sound of my molars snapping carrots!

I want to u hinge my jaw to get the largest bite of an apple as humanly as possible! Instead all I get is mushy apples, no matter what type I get at the store. If I wanted mushy apples I’d eat apple sauce!

I. Want. Crunch.

Bring. Back. Crunch!

Cruuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnch!