#I totally haven't been thinking about shoving my cocks down his throat but 1 he doesn't have a throat and 2 his comfort is everything to me

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Part 1/?

Plot; Ssa James Conrad gets called in for a favor. Can Britain’s leading tracker find America's most wanted?

Pair; James Conrad x OC

Warnings; Suspense, A tiny bit of lemon! And a whole lot of garbage.

Sitting twirling his Jamison in his glass, he sighs. Sitting in his dark living room. The only light from the streets illuminating a square shape. Little black dots are seen from the rain drops hitting the window. The glass continues to clink as the ice hits the sides. A buzz from his phone causes him to jump. Grabbing his phone off the side table he glances at the bright screen. “Unknown” was on the screen. Swiping the little green phone and putting on speaker. “Conrad.” A familiar voice was heard. “Heyyyy Conie! It’s Jake from quantico!” James glared at the screen, “I told you not to call me that.” The man named Jake laughed nervously. “Sorry man. But hey, my boss wants to know if you wouldn’t mind coming in. We need your help on a case.” James sat in thought. “I am retired.” There was a rustling noise coming from the phone and a deeper voice started to speak. “Captain James Conrad this is SSA Robert. I need your help on this case. We have a unsub who has eluded us for weeks. We have had 20 bodies drop. You need to help us find her.” Taking the last swig of whisky. “Send me the file.”

Slamming the door of his Jeep making his way to the elevator. Pushing the button he waits. Putting his hands in his pockets so he doesn’t fidget. It’s been a while since he has been in the beru. A shorter women with curly (y/h/c) walked up next to him. Clearing her throat. “Evening .” Looking into her eyes, he nodded. “Indeed.” Elevator door dings and the doors slide open. He gestures towards the opening doors. “Ladies first.” She laughed. “Gracious of you to think of me as a lady.” Cocking his head to the side, “Beg pardon?” She giggled, “Oh, this should be fun.” Still dazed, He watched her as the elevator door closes on him. Hearing his name james shook his head and looked in the direction of the voice. A tall man in a suit walked up with his hand stretched out, “You must be Capitan Conrad. My name is SSA Roberts. We are ready for you in the conference room.” James simply nodded, awaited the elevator and followed close behind Robert. His mind never really leaving that women from the elevator.

Entering the room there was a table full of people. James decided to lean against the door frame, away from everyone. There was a girl in glasses who would not stop smiling, the same girl he saw in the elevator. James gave a twitch of his lip and nodded towards the T.V for her to start the presentation. Another man Scoffed, “Okay, are we just going to not talk about the elephant in the room.” Robert crossed his arms. “Reily what are you talking about.” The man named Reily abruptly stood up. “You really think this british dude is really going to help us?” James pushed himself off the door frame, “My apologies, I did not properly introduce myself.” Standing tall he put his hand out, “My name is Captain James Conrad. Britain's leading tracker and occasional bounty hunter. I am your new best friend when it comes to this case. Now if you have any more issues with myself I suggest you shove them down and deal with it.” Reily stood in awe and Ssa Robert stifled a laugh. Leaning back against the frame James nodded to the girl from earlier to continue with the slides. Listening intently to everyone who is speaking. Robert takes the lead, “So, we have a few leads that we need to follow. James. You will be taking these files and catching up. We will see everyone tomorrow morning.” James nodded and grabbed the heavy box and walked out of the room and said nothing more to anyone.

Walking towards the exit James sighed, ’Why do I continue to help people.’ hearing his name again he rolled his eyes and turned with the best-unenthused look he could muster. Quickly realizing it was that girl. She was all smiles as she quickly walked up to him. ”James! Hi! My name is Agent (Y/L/N)! Or you can call me (Y/N/N). WOW you are extremely handsome up close. Like not even a pore in sight.” clasping her hand to her mouth. ”Omg, I am totally embarrassing myself.” James chuckled. ”I think it's quite...endearing. You know this box it is quite heavy. And I am famished. Would you. Like to help me?” She giggled and hurried towards the door to open it up for him. He followed through and they walked to each other's cars. Placing the box in his trunk he closed it and turned towards her. ”You know I haven't been to Virginia in a while.” Clasping his arm she smiled. ”I know the best little diner.”

The drive there was full of laughs and jokes. James wiped a tear from his eye. ”You know I have not laughed like that in years.” Patting his leg. ”Don’t worry stone man, I will have you in a puddle of goo in no time!” He smiled and patted her leg back. “I have no idea what that means. But it sounds nice.” Suddenly the phone rang. She frantically looked through her rather large purse and found her phone. “Unknown” was all it said. She declined the call and shoved her phone back in her purse. He cocked his head. “You are not going to answer that?” She began to fidget, “It’s fine, I can always call back.” His heart began to flutter. But, nonetheless, he shook his head and kept his eyes on the road. Arriving at the diner he quickly got out and opened her door. Reaching for her hand to help her out. “Wow, they don’t make em’ like this anymore.” He rubbed the back of his neck. “Ah, well my mother would have my head if I didn’t help a pretty lady.” Giggling she grabbed his hand and hopped out of his Jeep.

Once inside they were seating at the furthest booth. Both settling in they she ordered two milkshakes and some fries. James went to get some folders from the box. When he came back he stopped dead in his tracks, listening in on her conversation. “Yes, I understand. They won’t find a thing. Yes. Yes I made sure nothing was left. Okay, I have to go.” After she hung up and got comfortable he walked over with a smile. “Hey beautiful, got the files, now where do we start.” Her shining (Y/E/C) eyes lit with excitement. “First, I am going to show you the best way to eat fries!” Soon the milkshakes and fries were gone and papers were all over the table. She threw a small fry at him. “Come in big guy, you’re telling me you don’t love. At all.” He gave a small smile.

“I had a lover once. I took her to the Congo while I was helping some refugees. She wanted to take pictures for a school project. Everything was going smoothly. She helped with anything and everything she could. Unfortunately, There was a disease outbreak in the neighboring camps. I told her to stay put. But she was so desperate to help.” She waved the waitress over and collected the bill. He went to grab the bill but she attempted to snatch it off the table. “Ah, nope. You are buying drinks.” James chuckled, looking down he realized she was still holding his hand. Gently rubbing her thumb across his knuckles. “You know, I have some aged whiskey at my flat.” Feeling like a schoolboy. This wasn't his first time. But she is so perfect he didn't want to mess it up, squeezing his hand, “Guess we better get going.”

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The door swung open and she was wrapped around his waist. Their lips never breaking apart. Using his foot he slammed the door shut. Pressing her body against the adjacent wall. Lifting her skirt to gain access to her needing…. Moaning into his lips she grinds on his growing member. Breaking the kiss she briefly spoke, ”Bed.Now” A growl made its way from his chest. Dropping her down he dragged her through the long hallway swinging open a door into what she assumed to be his room. Grasping her face he pulls her lips to his. His hands roaming freely on her body. His hand gathering her skirt and bringing it down to pull at her feel. Walking her backward she falls in the bed and her breasts bounce. Standing back he untucked his shirt from his jeans ”I warn you. I am not some gentle lover.” Pulling his shirt over his head. ”I will not go easy on you. So if you are not sure. You should leave now.” Drinking up his torso, following his happy trail down to his V. She gave him a sly smile, ”Oh I knew this was going to be fun.”

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