#I told our DM that Rockerboy Exec and Wraith are all chain smokers

[kimarisgundam]

I don't know why anyone even bothers choosing to take a card from the tarot deck. Literally no one has ever gotten the "2x eddies for a side gig" outcome 🙄

The last few times my friends used it:

Solo1 got his shotgun messed up (NPC broke his gun)

Rockerboy showed up to a job so high that his Ref had a -4 penalty (got offered drugs cut with something questionable)

Exec got tailed by gang NPCs that we had to fight (was thrown under the bus by a NPC)

Our party had to go rescue Solo2 last night cos she drew a bad card and ended up like V in 2077 🙄

She got kidnapped by Scavs cos she used a shady BD viewer 🙄

^ feel kinda bad for our DM though 😂. She planned a mini encounter for us, but we cheesed it cos my friends who play Exec and Rockerboy used DnD style problem solving 😂

Multiple Scavs in the workshop?

Exec: Mako (my Netrunner) hack the control panel and turn on the water sprinklers. I'm going to drop an EMP grenade on them

DM: ಠ_ಠ

Need to clear net architecture to hack the sprinklers?

Rockerboy: Wait. Sprinklers means there's smoke detectors right? What if I start a fire 🤔?

DM: ಠ_ಠ

Rockerboy didn't want my Netrunner taking unnecessary risks so he, Exec, and Wraith dumped their cigarettes into a random can and lit the can on fire

Then Solo1 carried Rockerboy on his shoulders while Rockerboy waved the can under a smoke detector 😂