#I think you can see the shifts where I start singing Tom Lehrer's Elements song and basing these on actual elements
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There are 149 elements in the periodic table. They are, in chronological order of the first time they directly caused a human death,
Lubigol
Nyamend
Pruscillionio
Cunt
Cunt II: Electric Boogaloo
Utlonius the 3rd
Wanker
Utlonius the 2nd
Werewerewerewolf
Gintly
Rare pupper
Weird tits
Boofenschmirtz
Quetzllzteuq
Burmingtonium
Teal
Wario
Peacio
Sealeo
Bitchon
Mpreg
Katower
Katara
Ypriong
Airum
Promony
Aren'tsenic
Someumium
Oxydisingenuous
Daytrogen
Quarter
Neobrightium
Sunium
Britainium
Earthium
Unobtainium
Murderony
Macaronium
Rotinium
Raviolon
Glockymolo
Pigeonshit
Catfur
Sulpiss
Fold
Mexicanium
Baderium
Fecalium
Asianium
Netherite
Compassium
Delhium
Delia
Jessium
Jamesium
Meowthon
Boba
Cock
Puddingcupium
Ceilingium
Stalactium
Stalagmium
Oscillate
Staton
Inanium
Inanimatium
Animatium
Animanium
Wakkon
Yakkon
Dotton
Bugsbunnese
Windex
Prosciuttium
Parmiggium
Reggianese
Cheddar
Netherack
Weaktium
Rubbr
Goodium
Dudeine
Galine
Yaoium
Yurium
Margium
Heavenium
Wholnium
Spicium
Phosagainstous
Johnium
Bakingsodine
Calmium
Comicese
Thermometery
Molyblinen
Midium
Dyslyricium
Nordium
Seerium
Siezium
Chocolatese
Dayium
Carpium
Dium
Flakon
Fuckon
Bangon
Cumon
Cumin
Paprikium
Patrickium
Spongebobese
Squidwardon
Hardon
Directed
Rogueium
Sisyphium
Squassium
Switzerlium
Attractum
Scremium
Teenium
Clerkium
Hobbium
Hobium
Gwenium
Milium
Suffer
Arizonium
Festium
Softium
Flaccium
Denton
Clawium
Bonese
Bonerium
Kneeon
Ankleon
Hipon
Coolon
Faxon
Sink
Rhombon
Proteion
Faton
Cornalt
Popo
Cunt III
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#you ever name an arbitrary number and regret what it is but refuse to change it#because you have made the bit and now you're committed to it#I think you can see the shifts where I start singing Tom Lehrer's Elements song and basing these on actual elements#and where I go back to just making shit up or continue to follow the thread on an element#anyways#shitpost#long post
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